Ali's Pit in Vancouver
Summary: Total Drama Wrestling presents their version of WWE's WrestleMania…! ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! We will have not only 7 matches, 6 championships will be decided in this spectacular wrestling extravaganza!
Rated M for violence and language.
P.S. This is the opening segment of Ultimate Showdown! "Ali's Pit" was written by me and ShokuAli16! Everything else was written by me.
ENJOY!
It was Sunday, March 31st, 2019 as we see that it is TDW's first ever Ultimate Showdown as "Jump" by Van Halen was playing as there were 52,354 fans packing the BC Place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada as the crowd was fired up for the action to start as Mauro Ranallo and Joey Styles were at ringside.
"This is single handedly the biggest event to hit the 604 since The Winter Olympic Games, as this is Total Drama Wrestling's Ultimate Showdown! We are coming to you live from BC Place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! I am Mauro Ranallo and alongside me is the voice of extreme, Joey Styles!" Mauro said not only introducing himself, and his partner Joey Styles, but also welcoming the fans watching.
"Thank you Mauro, it's a wonderful pleasure to be here in Vancouver, where tonight more than 52,000 fans have packed the BC Place and have got quite the card tonight!" Joey said right back to Mauro while also mentioning how many people were in attendance at the event before mentioning the card.
"Indeed, we do, Joey! We have seven incredible matches, six championships will be decided as we first have Tyler Helms defending the TDW World TV title against Noah Helton and "The Storm" Lightning Jackson in a three-way-dance, then we will see Jay Morris take on WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle for the TDW Intercontinental Championship… but that's not all." Mauro said mentioning the first two matches before it was Joey's turn.
"You're right about that Mauro, so we will also see Heather Clarkson, Beth Morrow, and Blaineley O'Halloran of the Popular Girls take on Bridgette Thompson, Dakota Milton, and Zoey Brown in 6-woman tag team action, we will also see Owen "The Warrior" Chambers defend the Hardcore title against Justin Morrison in a No Holds Barred match, but there's more." Joey said before telling Mauro that there was more.
"We will see the tag team titles defended as The Surfers take on The French-Spanish Connection as Geoff and Brody have major home field advantage." Mauro said before Joey was next once again.
"Then we will see the undefeated "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam when she puts the TDW Women's Championship on the line in a Vancouver Deathmatch against the winner of the 2019 Women's Road to Redemption Rumble, "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel, but in our main event we will see Mike Smith put the TDW World Heavyweight Championship on the line against one of his closest friends and the winner of the 2019 Men's Road to Redemption Rumble, The Gamer" Sam Miller." Joey said mentioning the last two matches on the card.
"That's quite a card we have tonight!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Indeed, but right now, we have the TDW Women's Champion and one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions and her Pit to kick things off officially!" Mauro said before the camera went to Justin Roberts who was in the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome... the TDW Women's Champion and one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers before "Green Hills of Tyrol" played as Ali came out wearing a Motley Crue t-shirt saying 'Girls, Girls, Girls' on the shirt, along with her leather jacket, kilt and her wrestling boots.
"Here she is Joey! She is currently undefeated at 38-0! The TDW double champion, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is here in Vancouver!" Mauro said to Joey.
"She is indeed undefeated, but will that change in the Vancouver Deathmatch later tonight?" Joey said before asking Mauro.
"I don't know for sure, but we'll find out… later tonight." Mauro said while Ali gets out a steel chair, slid it into the ring, unfolded it and sat down on it as her music stops playing while the crowd kept cheering until it died down.
"Ah, how the fuck are you, Vancouver!" Ali greeted the crowd who roared with loud cheers, and airhorns going off, before the crowd proceeded to chant her name.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted for more than 30 seconds, before the chanting died down.
"WOOO!" Ali whooped before she continued to speak to the crowd.
"I tell you, words cannot describe the fact that this is an exciting time as this is the very first ever Ultimate Showdown here tonight!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer.
"Tonight's the night, we'll make history!" Ali sang to the crowd who cheered.
"Indeed, we will make history, Mauro." Joey said to Mauro.
"History is in the making as we are looking at the largest crowd to ever watch wrestling in Vancouver." Mauro said back to Joey.
"Shoutout to Styx for that one." Ali said before the crowd roared once more.
"Listen guys, before I get to my plans and what I've been doing the past weekend, I'm gonna let you in on a brain fuck-up that I made last Friday in Laramie, Wyoming while I chatted with Joe Walsh backstage after my street fight." Ali said to the crowd who then gasped in surprise.
"Guys, don't worry… I was still feeling the effects of that brutal street fight, I was having a meal, having a transfusion, and working on my memoir, so I was all over the place basically." Ali said before she continued.
"Anyway, if you recall, the backstage segment where Joe Walsh came into my dressing room and we talked about my history with the Eagles and how we talked about the first time I saw them when I was four, I made the error of saying that Emmeline was seven years old at the time in June 2003." Ali explained to the fans.
"Awww!" The crowd awed because of that minor mistake… which isn't that big of a deal.
"Yeah, actually, what I meant to say was she was six years old at the time and she didn't turn seven until… nearly three weeks later; on June 27th, so that was an error that was not deliberate, like I mentioned a minute ago, I was still feeling a bit disoriented from the street fight with that fucking street grease bitch Stephanie Jackson." Ali said to the crowd.
"So she was off by one year, it's not the end of the world." Joey said to Mauro.
"She just had a brain fart, that's alright." Mauro said to Joey.
"And no, that does not mean I'm brain damaged… so don't even go with that." Ali said to the crowd who laughed a bit before she resumed.
"Okay, now that I got that clarification out of the way, let me tell you about what I did in Vancouver this past weekend." Ali said to the crowd before she began to explain what she did in Vancouver.
"I arrived at Vancouver after a quick stop at Denver, Colorado… it took about five hours, but I arrived at 1:15 in the morning, I arrived to Vancouver, where I met some fans and gave them autographs at the airport, then I arrived at the hotel, and went to bed around 1:45 AM." Ali said to the crowd explaining when she arrived, and what she did before she continued to explain.
"Another thing, I had a member of security guard my hotel room while I slept to make sure no one bothered me." Ali said to the crowd, explaining what kind of protection she had.
"She had security protecting her like she is the President." Mauro said to Joey.
"Wow." Joey said while Ali resumed to speak.
"Anyway, after I woke up, I-" Ali said before the lights go out, causing the crowd to gasp in confusion.
"What the hell is going on Mauro?!" Joey asked Mauro.
"Joey, the lights are out! Other than that, I don't know what the hell is going on." Mauro answered Joey while the lights remained out until the lights turned back on revealing to be none other than Ali's infamous and evil aunt Suzie Townshend who was in the ring causing the crowd to gasp in horror and shock as her niece Ali was now scared to death.
"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!" Mauro screamed and shouted as he was in shock.
"OH, MY GOD! IS THAT-?!" Joey shouted and asked Mauro.
"YES! WHAT THE HELL IS ALI'S EVIL AUNT SUZIE TOWNSHEND DOING BACK IN TDW?!" Mauro shouted and asked.
"I thought Daniel had banned her from TDW!" Joey said to Mauro.
"I thought so, too!" Mauro said to Joey before the crowd began to chant.
"Holy shit! Holy shit!" The crowd chanted briefly before the chanting died down.
"What... in the name of FUCK are you doing here, Suzie?!" Ali asked before her hands began to flap.
"First of all, I escaped Chowchilla Prison in California thanks so a few inmates… and second, I thought you'd use quiet hands by now." Suzie said causing the crowd to boo.
"What the?!" Mauro asked in shock.
"Hey! If she wants to flap her hands to calm down, she can most certainly do that, that's her decision, not yours!" Joey shouted.
"Suzie hasn't seen Bipolar Rock 'n' Roller apparently." Mauro said to Joey.
"What I do with my stims is none of your business, Suzie… leave now." Ali said to her aunt.
"Not until I have unfinished business taken care of, you little bitch!" Suzie said to Ali causing the crowd to boo.
"Oh, come on!" Joey shouted.
"Where are the Mounties?! Get the Mounties!" Mauro asked and shouted.
"I'm sure you recall someone by the name of... Dr. Samuel Beaumont?" Suzie said to Ali, whose eyes shot up at the very mention of his name.
"Dr. Beaumont? Who's he?" Mauro asked Joey.
"From what Amara and Eric told me, Dr. Beaumont was a real piece of work… instead of giving Ali any support for her autism, he abused her if she even did anything she liked to do at all, it didn't help that said he did things neither Ali nor her parents liked, such as insult her when she didn't understand something or cooperate, put her in a room full of crying babies and discourage her when she wanted to play with some toys or even berate her for wanting to read." Joey answered Mauro using Ali's parents as the source of information.
"I know who that son of a bitch is... you know Dr. Beaumont was unfit to even be around children, my parents saw how he treated me, he literally had nothing but one-star reviews on every single website that mentioned his practice... believe me, I checked, thank fucking God he's rotting in jail right now." Ali said to Suzie reminding her how much of a failure he was.
"He was the best hope you had! Things were going just fine until your parents pulled you out of ABA therapy! You were actually making progress, but your mom and dad had to come in and fucking ruin everything!" Suzie said back to Ali, causing the crowd to boo.
"Oh, are you motherfucking shitting me, Suzie?! You consider having a bunch of so-called doctors putting me through mindless, repetitive rituals, sitting on top of me and nearly suffocating me to death progress?! Progress for what?! I never needed to be sent to that form of ABA! You were the one who suggested it and never told me or my parents what it entailed! And be glad it only lasted from early July to late August of 2003!" Ali said back to Suzie.
"Because I knew the second your parents found out, they'd say no! Because God forbid, we actually get you the proper help to make sure you don't ruin our lives more than you already have!" Suzie said to Ali, causing the crowd to keep booing.
"I am not ruining the family! They love me as I am! After my parents sued Dr. Beaumont for what he did to me, they took me to a kind doctor who thankfully has a far more better understanding of autism!" Ali said to Suzie causing the crowd to roar with cheers, while Suzie looked pissed off.
"Apparently this guy sounded like a real quack." Joey said to Mauro.
"Amara and Eric did the right thing by suing Dr. Beaumont and sending him to prison for 50 years to life." Mauro said to Joey.
"How do you know all of this?" Joey asked Mauro.
"Amara and Eric talked to me about it briefly a few months ago." Mauro answered Joey.
"What does Suzie have to say about that? Judging by her expression, she does not take kindly to her own niece standing up for herself." Joey asked before mentioning how unhappy Ali's aunt is while the crowd kept cheering until the cheering finally died down once more.
"At least, Dr. Beaumont didn't try to seduce me unlike that disgraced pedo-quack Larray Nassar." Ali said to Suzie has well, making a very savage burn and compared Dr. Beaumont to a real monster.
"OHHHHH!" The crowd shouted after Ali's wicked burn to the bad doctor.
"Now what do you have to say about that-" Ali said before Suzie then began to fire back with her own barrage of words.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU RETARDED BRAINDEAD BITCH!" Suzie shouted at Ali, telling her to be quiet causing the crowd to boo loudly.
"Oh my God!" Joey shouted.
"Suzie's gonna fire back with words of her own here, Joey!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Dr. Beaumont was one of the best autism doctors in the world! At least, Dr. Beaumont went to Baylor College of Medical, something that you'll never ever do! Because you spent so much time on Sailor Moon, and the Power Rangers, I'm surprised that Chris Benoit didn't drug you, you brain dead retarded bitch!" Suzie said to Ali before mentioning one of the most infamous wrestlers ever as the crowd booed at the mention of his name.
"Oh, my God! Suzie didn't just-" Joey said to Mauro.
"Oh, yeah; she went there." Mauro said to Joey.
"Your parents made a BIG mistake suing Dr. Beaumont; he wouldn't be in prison for 50 years right now if you and your parents hadn't been so stupid and ran your mouth to the police!" Suzie said to Ali.
"Are you deaf or something?! There was a FEDERAL INVESTIGATION done on his facility! And they discovered that I wasn't his only victim; in fact, there were nearly THOUSANDS of not just autistic children that he and his colleagues physically abused and tortured… two of those children even DIED at the hands of that fucking son of a bitch!" Ali said to not only Suzie but also to the crowd who gasped in shock as Suzie looked even angrier.
"All I wanted was a normal niece that didn't talk about wrestling trivia, that didn't flap her hands or spin around in a circle or any of that shit! And what do I get?! A whiny, retarded, braindead, bratty half-dyke who has no care or empathy for what her actions have done to this family! If I had my own way, I would've picked up where Dr. Beaumont left off, you retarded little-" Suzie said to Ali who just had about enough of her aunts crap.
"SUZIE, SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" Ali shouted at Suzie causing the crowd to roar with cheers as was now shocked, but still angry.
"Whoa! Look at this, Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Ali has had enough of her aunt's crap!" Mauro said back to Joey.
"She's been wanting to do this all her life, Mauro and we finally get a chance to see it all goes down!" Joey said to Mauro… before Ali resumed to speak.
"Suzie, I have had just about enough of your goddamn ableist, anti-autism bullshit! All of my entire life whenever you're at family events, all you did was verbally and physically abuse me, insult me, bitch out at me for either minor things or no reason at all and all the other horrible shit you've done to me! All the times you pinned me down, grabbed my hands and nearly crushing them whenever I flapped them, tried to forbid me from doing something fun because you thought I'd ruin anything, all that fucking bullshit stops right goddamn now!" Ali said to an angry aunt Suzie while the crowd roared.
"Not only do I have everyone in Vancouver backing me, but I also have my friends backing me, I have my family backing me, I have my fiancé Jay backing me, I have my wrestling idols backing me, I have Kix backing me, I have the Eagles backing me, I have everyone that I have met in the entertainment industry backing me and I have everyone in the whole goddamn world backing me!" Ali said to her mean aunt, standing up to her causing the crowd to cheer even more, which made Suzie get even more angrier.
"I am who I am, Suzie; they all accept me and love me as I am; but do you care? NO! Because I'm 20 years old, I'm also allowed to make my own choices! You don't get to fucking decide what I can and cannot do with my life! And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya!" Ali said before she raised her microphone.
"SUCK IT!" The crowd shouted at Suzie, before the crowd roared in cheers.
"Look at Suzie; she seems to be taking it all in." Joey said to Mauro.
"Indeed she is, but she's still angry." Mauro said while Suzie then turned to leave as Ali faced the crowd.
"Whoa! It's been nearly 21 years, but DAMN did it feel good to finally let it all out on this bitch of an aunt-" Ali said to the crowd while Aunt Suzie turned back and started attacking Ali from behind as the crowd reacted in shock and booed even louder.
"OH COME ON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Joey shouted and asked.
"AUNT SUZIE IS NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT HER NIECE SAID TO HER!" Mauro shouted.
"GET THE DAMN MOUNTIES OUT HERE NOW!" Joey shouted also while the crowd kept booing until Ali's mother Amara, her father Eric, the Mounties and Ali's whole support team run to the ring to loud happy roars from the crowd.
"Look; here comes the Moonbeam calvary!" Mauro said to Joey.
"And the Mounties, too! Thank God!" Joey said to Mauro while Amara and Eric pry Suzie off of Ali as Suzie struggled to break free as the Mounties dragged her out of the ring.
"The Mounties have a hold of Ali's abusive aunt Suzie Townshend." Mauro said before the TDW Commissioner Daniel King arrived to cheers as he was surprised and disappointed.
"Thank you Mounties… release her." Daniel said to the Mounties who then released Suzie who began to leave but was stopped.
"Not so fast Suzie, I want to know one thing." Daniel said to Suzie.
"Yeah, what?!" Suzie asked Daniel rudely.
"I thought I made it perfectly clear that you were permanently banned from TDW! And yet you showed up anyway! Why is that and why would you attack your niece after all she said to you?!" Daniel asked Suzie.
"I tried to teach her a lesson! She needs to learn that the world doesn't resolve around her and that she needs to learn to act like a normal person, not a retarded braindead-" Suzie tried to explain herself but she was stopped when her sister Amara slapped her hard causing the crowd to roar.
"Whoa!" Joey shouted.
"Looks like Ali's not the only one who's has enough of Suzie's antics!" Mauro said before Amara then began to speak.
"Suzie, this family has had enough of your ableist, selfish attitude!" Amara said before her husband and Ali's father, Eric stepped in and explain things.
"First off Suzie, Ali DOES know that the world doesn't revolve around her… second, all Ali wanted was for you to accept her and love her as she is... why do you keep treating her like she's some kind of burden? Like damaged goods that you feel you have to fix?! You never even so much as smile at her or celebrate her accomplishments! Your ex-husband Uncle Walter did that instead of you, because you keep going around searching for some nonexistent cure from a bunch of con artists and don't even stop to think about what they could do to her!" Eric said to Suzie.
"Third, every nasty thing that you described our daughter actually describes you a hell of a lot more than her! All Ali wanted was for you to love her as she is! And last time I checked, autism is NOT a disease! It's a disability!" Amara said to Suzie while the crowd roared as Suzie roller her eyes.
"But, if she were my daughter, I'd shape her into the normal and perfect daughter you should've had! You always go too soft on her when she needed harsh discipline! Call it child abuse all you want, Amara, but my facts still stands as Ali's nothing more than a-" Suzie said before she was slapped again this time, much harder by Amara to loud roars from the crowd.
"Down goes Suzie!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Suzie, just shut the fuck up!" Amara said to Suzie while the crowd kept cheering.
"You know what? The whole family cannot take your bullshit anymore! In fact, I can't even look at you anymore! You are not the sister I knew! I can't even call you my sister anymore! As of tonight, Suzie, you are NO LONGER a part of this family!" Amara said to Suzie, basically disowning her which explained why she looked extremely shocked.
"Whoa!" Mauro shouted.
"Amara has kicked Suzie out of the family, in other words… she's disowned her!" Joey said to Mauro, explaining that Amara basically disowned her sister.
"I'm seeing it right in front of my eyes, Joey… first her husband divorces her and now she gets disowned! What a great taste of karma for her!" Mauro said to Joey.
"You can't do that! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME! DO MOM AND DAD KNOW ABOUT THIS?!" Suzie shouted before asking Amara.
"In fact, they do… because of this, dad has taken you out of his will, so you don't get any of his money when he dies!" Amara said to Suzie answering her question.
"Same goes for my folks as well and the rest of my side of the family!" Eric said to Suzie… while Ali was laughing in the background.
"Wow, karma happens to be a major bitch, huh, Suzie?" Ali asked Suzie before the crowd laughed.
"If anyone of you wants to see my now-former aunt dragged back to prison, gimme a hell yea!" Ali said to the crowd.
"HELL YEAH!" The crowd shouted back, before then "Axel F" by Harold Faltermeyer began to play as not only Sasha Sanders and MacArthur came out.
"It's the Cadets! Sasha Sanders and Valentina Escobar better known as MacArthur!" Mauro said before the two then began to do a sign telling someone to come here.
"Who are they motioning for?" Mauro asked Joey before a comedy legend, the man himself Eddie Murphy came out to loud cheers from the crowd here in Vancouver.
"HOLY SHIT! MAURO, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!" Joey shouted and asked Mauro.
"Oh my God! The Cadets have brought major backup in Eddie Murphy!" Mauro said to Joey.
"There's bound to be plenty of surprises tonight, Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Hehehehe, Well, well, well... who do we have here?" Eddie said before he saw Suzie.
"Suzie Townshend, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed that you're divorced, people get divorced all the time, you don't have to be embarrassed that your family disowned you, that happens too… but you do have something to be embarrassed about, you should be embarrassed about the fact that you… are nothing more than a mean, abusive, filthy, coke snorting, gutter slut." Eddie said to Suzie while the crowd laughed like drunk lions as Ali joined in on the laughter, before the Cadets take Suzie away, with the crowd cheering in delight, while Suzie was writhing and screaming and struggling to break out of the Cadets' iron grasp.
"Ha! There goes Suzie, on her way back to prison!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Thank god!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Something tells me that the double champion's gonna have a hell of a lot of mail later on for standing up to her now-former aunt." Joey said to Mauro.
"Yeah." Mauro said while Ali kept laughing.
"Now was THAT a sweet taste of payback or what?!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Yea, now before I get back to what I did this past weekend, I would like for you to know that my book is 75% complete." Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"Speaking of which; after everything that you witnessed, I think I'm gonna make a new chapter in that book." Ali said before the crowd was surprised.
"Yea; a whole chapter dedicated to my now-former aunt Suzie." Ali said to the fans before she then looked at the camera.
"Suzie, if you're watching this, there's gonna be a whole chapter dedicated to you, so that the whole fucking world will know what a psychotic, cunt bitch that you are!" Ali said before the crowd roared in cheers as Joey and Mauro was surprised.
"Oh my God!" Joey shouted.
"A whole chapter dedicated to her aunt, the world has to know about that!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Whew! Now enough family drama, it's time to get back to business." Ali said to the crowd, before she resumed her explanation.
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted... what was it I did yesterday? Oh, yea! That's right!" Ali said before she remembered what she was talking about.
"I gave a phone interview, to Sportsnet CISL 650 AM radio yesterday." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Wow!" Mauro said to Joey.
"I told them how excited I was to be back in Canada for the next month, and it's true I am glad to be back in Canada!" Ali said to the fans who roared with loud cheers.
"And rightfully so." Mauro said.
"Now before I get to what I did after that, I wanna mention that during my rant at Aunt Suzie, I forgot to mention that I also had Siegfried & Roy backing me in my match as well." Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"Yeah, anyway, after that interview, I went to this vintage record store called Beat Street Records... of course, my folks and support team were staying at the hotel so I went alone." Ali said to the crowd who cheered again.
"Yeah, I won't tell you what I bought, but you'll see later in a TDW exclusive." Ali said to the crowd who were surprised in a good way.
"Looks like the double champion had plenty of time to do some shopping after that interview; right, Mauro? Can't wait to see what she bought over there." Joey said, asked, and said once more.
"But while I was alone, I gave some autographs to a few fans." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Wow, a shopping trip and a small meet and greet; am I right?" Mauro said before asking Joey.
"Yeah!" Joey answered Mauro.
"Now on let's look at what I've done earlier today, after I had breakfast and worked out at my hotel, I worked on my memoir like I did yesterday." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Side note; my shopping trip yesterday was the only time I didn't work on it… don't worry, I made sure to save my progress before I did said shopping." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Alright, let's turn the focus to the biggest rematch of the year." Ali said before the crowd roared in anticipation.
"Yep, before we get to my guest, let's talk about the Vancouver Deathmatch against the winner of the 2019 Women's Road to Redemption Rumble, my opponent, "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel!" Ali said to the crowd who roared with excitement.
"She was born and raised in Whistler… 78 miles north of Vancouver." Mauro said to Joey.
"Let's see what the double champion has to say." Joey said before Ali resumed speaking.
"Dawn, all I can say is that you are one of the most hardcore female wrestlers I've ever seen, and the last time we wrestled… we wrestled what people say is the greatest TDW Women's Championship match in TDW history." Ali said before the crowd cheered once more.
"But that's not where it ends… oh, yea; there's more to this." Ali said before they cheered in surprise.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be good." Joey said to Mauro.
"The double champion's gonna go into Brian Pillman mode in three, two, one..." Mauro said before then Ali's "Pillman Mode" began.
"So... Dawn Menzel... do you think you got what it takes to reclaim you think is yours? Do you think it's gonna be a walk in the fucking park to reclaim the TDW Women's Championship tonight?!" Ali asked while the crowd kept cheering.
"Well, let me tell you this... IT'S FUCKING NOT, YOU AURA BITCH!" Ali said and shouted while the crowd roared as Joey and Mauro were in shock.
"Oh my God! Ali with a really savage burn to Dawn!" Joey said to Mauro.
"And that's just for starters!" Mauro said to Joey before Ali continued.
"I have been through Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber, I've beaten the best female wrestlers in the world like Becky Lynch, Tara Valkyrie where I competed in a Mexican Deathmatch where we both bled like crazy." Ali said while the crowd roared with cheers.
"You've been in similar matches too, so we're even… BUT! I haven't forgotten the fucking warning shots you fired at me back in Baltimore!" Ali said before the crowd cheered loudly again.
"I don't know what weapons you will have at your disposal, but me…? Ha! I have a lot in my fucking arsenal! I have kendo sticks, thumbtacks, nunchuks, hockey sticks, golf clubs, barbed wire baseball bats, mercury-free light tubes, the whole motherfucking list goes on and on and on!" Ali said while the crowd roared with every mention of weapons.
"But know this that tonight... will be the most vicious, bloodiest, brutalist, intense, high-velocity, savage and unrestrained night of our fucking lives and I think I made the right choice to make our match a Vancouver Deathmatch so I can go ECW on your blonde, motherfucking, aura-seeking ass!" Ali said to Dawn causing the crowd to roar with cheers.
"Oh my God! She is really going all out on the hardcore weapons!" Joey said to Mauro.
"And that right there is why I called it Pillman mode… am I right, Joey?" Mauro said before asking Joey.
"Right, Ali has taken it to the extreme and the match is later tonight!" Joey answered Mauro, before reminding that the match was later.
"Indeed!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Now I got that out of the way… finally… my guest." Ali said to the crowd who roared with cheers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, wrestling fans of all ages… please welcome tonight's special guest as he is one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, he is a man who constantly reinvents himself, he's won championships in WWE, WCW, ECW, IWA, New Japan Pro Wrestling, and more… he is also a 6 time world champion, he's not only that, he's also a rockstar being the lead singer in Fozzy, you know him as "Lionheart", you remember him as "Y2J", but he'll be remembered forever as the man that beat The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin on the same night to become the first ever, Undisputed Champion, he is… the one, the only… Chris Jericho!" Ali said before the crowd roared as 'Judas' by Fozzy played as Chris Jericho came out to cheers.
"Chris Jericho is back in TDW once again!" Mauro said to Joey.
"But unlike last time, he is her guest on the Pit! He has also won gold everywhere he's wrestled, I wonder what kind of questions Ali is gonna ask him." Joey said to Mauro.
"Not to mention his upcoming affiliation with AEW." Mauro said to Joey.
"Good point Mauro." Joey said to Mauro while Chris kept high-fiving fans until he entered the ring.
"There he is ladies and gentlemen, Chris Jericho! Chris, it's great having you on the pit with me." Ali said to Chris.
"It's not a problem Ali, thanks for asking me to be here." Chris said to Ali.
"No problem... my first question is this; Monday September 20th, 1999, Raw is War, Houston, Texas… do you remember when we first met?" Ali said before she asked Chris if he remembered when they first met.
"Yeah, I had a brief alliance with Mr. Hughes at the time, that was almost 20 years ago, I wrestled Billy Gunn, Tom Pritchard was the special guest referee because the refs went on strike… which I think is understandable." Chris answered Ali, before explaining a piece of WWE history.
"Damn… the referees really were on strike?" Ali said before asking Chris.
"Yeah, the refs walked out on strike, I thought it was a silly thing for them to do in the WWE." Chris answered Ali, and gave his opinion on the storyline.
"I mean, I was two months and a week away from my first birthday, so..." Ali said to Chris.
"Anyway, let's get on with the questions." Chris reminded Ali.
"Okay, my second question is how did it feel to lose the IWGP Intercontinental Championship to Tetsuya Naito at Wrestle Kingdom 13 a few months ago in Tokyo, Japan?" Ali asked Chris.
"Ah, that match was quite a war… I thought I had him beat, but when he kicked out of the codebreaker, that was when I realized that Tetsuya was the better man that night." Chris answered Ali.
"Besides, I wanna give you some advice on Japanese wrestling since you'll be touring in May, Japanese wrestling is stronger, it's harder, it'll beat you to your knees, keep them there permanently if you let them." Chris said giving Ali some advice about Japanese wrestling even though he used a movie quote which Ali could pick out.
"Rocky Balboa?" Ali asked Chris.
"Yeah, I saw it last night." Chris said to Ali.
"Great movie, but what's the fucking point?" Ali asked Chris with a bit of impatience and frustration.
"Ohhh!" The crowd shouted.
"Sorry about that, Chris… Aunt Suzie crashed the segment and I'm still reeling from that." Ali apologized to Chris for the brief moment of disrespect.
"I understand Ali, dealing with bad people can be really frustrating." Chris responded back.
"Yea, let's move on." Ali said to Chris.
"Yeah, I do have something to say to you as well... I owe you an apology, if you want." Chris said to Ali, giving her an apology which surprised her and confused her a bit.
"An apology? For what?" Ali asked Chris.
"Yeah; do you remember WrestleMania 28?" Chris answered before asking Ali if she remembered WrestleMania 28.
"Yeah." Ali answered Chris.
"There's something that I wanna apologize to you for." Chris said to Ali.
"Okay." Ali said to Chris.
"Okay, at WrestleMania 28; when you and your came flew out to Orlando- at the time, you were suffering from a three month bout of pneumonia and inside a sterile plastic bubble because of it- I made a comment that I deeply regret saying." Chris said to Ali, explaining what was leading up to his insult.
"What was is that you said? Because I was asleep." Ali asked because she was asleep when Chris made the mean comments.
"I made a comment about you having some kind of John Travolta disease, to which my wife Jessica reprimanded me for." Chris answered Ali, explaining the gist of what was said… before he began to apologize.
"I want to apologize for that, my son didn't like that very much, neither did my daughters." Chris said to Ali.
"I forgive you, Chris. I know you didn't mean to say that." Ali said to Chris causing the crowd to roar with cheers.
"Well accidents do happen." Joey said to Mauro.
"They indeed do… I remember seeing the movie on TV when it came out in '76." Mauro said to Joey.
"Anyway, let move on with the questions… and let you finish your point." Ali said to Chris.
"My point is being that tonight you're wrestling in a Vancouver Deathmatch which sounds very brutal like wrestling in Japan, even though I haven't had much experience in hardcore wrestling… my point is whether you win or lose tonight, you give it all you got Alisabeth." Chris finished his advice for Ali, which the crowd cheered.
"Hehe... Vancouver's gonna expect a lot from the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW." Ali said to Chris.
"Anyway, my next question is… even though you aren't booked to wrestle tonight, if you could wrestle against anyone in TDW, who would it be and why?" Ali asked Chris.
"Good question; for me, it would be either Lightning, Duncan or Alejandro." Chris answered Ali.
"Ah, I see… and why a choice of three?" Ali said before asking Chris.
"Hmmm, those three are members of The Empire, I'm willing to take on one of them, besides I have my gear because, never say never, you know?" Chris answered Ali.
"Yeah, never say never." Ali said to Chris in agreement.
"Yeah." Chris said to Ali as well.
"Next question, one of my last three; how did it feel working in ECW briefly and then WCW for three years?" Ali asked Chris.
"Getting to the hard stuff." Mauro said to Joey.
"Indeed." Joey said to Mauro.
"Well, honestly I remember putting on some good matches against Taz, Cactus Jack, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, 2 Cold Scorpio, and others… you may hate Paul Heyman because he might not have been the most financially responsible but he had a great eye when it came to talent." Chris answered Ali.
"Yeah, that's true." Ali said to Chris.
"And as for my WCW years... I had to deal with Eric Bischoff who-" Chris began to answer before the crowd then began to boo loudly.
"Sleazy E isn't liked by this crowd here in Vancouver." Joey said to Mauro.
"Yeah, that bastard isn't loved by everyone here." Ali said to Chris.
"Noted… despite that, I had some great matches in that company, winning the Cruiserweight Championship four times and the WCW World Television Championship a single time." Chris said to Ali, finishing his answer.
"Great… I think I'm gonna combine my last two questions here; how did it feel being in WWE for a long time and what does your future hold in AEW?" Ali asked Chris.
"It felt great, I wrestled a lot of greats like your godfather Shawn Michaels, John Cena, The Rock, and countless others, as I've wrestled in front of some really great fans and I've had the honor of sharing the ring with Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Triple H, and countless others… but I don't know what's in store for me in AEW, I just hope that I can wrestle some really great wrestlers like Kenny Omega." Chris answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Now I got one final question that's been on everyone's mind… why did you leave WWE to join AEW?" Ali asked Chris one of the biggest questions in wrestling at the time.
"Well it's the one question, that everyone in wrestling wants to know, I haven't told anyone this, except for my wife and kids… but the reason why I left WWE, is because originally, Kevin Owens and I were going to be the main event for the WWE Universal title, Kevin Owens was the champion and I was going to beat him in the main event of WrestleMania 33, and decided to change it to Brock Lesnar and Goldberg for the world title, as not just Kevin but I were put on the second match of the night instead of the main event, I'm a big boy and everything but when Kevin and I wrestled an absolute banger of a match for the US title, Vince McMahon hated it, I was really fucking insulted and that's what lead me to leave WWE for AEW!" Chris gave a lengthy answer to Ali, as the crowd was disappointed because Vince McMahon hated it and other things.
"Wow... that must've stung, huh?" Ali said before asking Chris.
"Yeah, Oh and I saw your Aunt Suzie getting dragged back to prison after what happened earlier… remember the List of Jericho?" Chris said before asking Ali.
"Oh, how can I not forget?" Ali asked Chris who then grabbed the list of Jericho causing the crowd to cheer, then Chris Jericho looked at the camera.
"Suzie Townshend? You know what happens when bitches like you abuse their niece because they're different from the norm and not loving her as she is despite her autism?! YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!" Chris asked before he put Ali's mean bullying aunt on the list of Jericho which caused the crowd to cheer.
"Well, how about that? Chris Jericho, everyone!" Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"With that said, I'm gonna go get ready for my match... keep calm and rock on and I'll see you later!" Ali said before she dropped the mic as she left the ring, then her theme song began to play.
"Wow! What an explosive Pit we witnessed!" Joey said to Mauro.
"When we come back we will see Team Besties and Bridgette take on The Popular Girls in a 6-woman tag team match, so don't go anywhere!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
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THIS WAS A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE OF AN ALI'S PIT TO OFFICIALLY KICK OFF ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
UP NEXT IS 6-WOMAN TAG TEAM ACTION AS WE SEE ZOEY, DAKOTA, AND BRIDGETTE TAKE ON HEATHER, BETH, AND BLAINELEY OF POPULAR GIRLS!
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