Originally a comment (!) on the r/discworld subreddit in response to a photo of a shop selling "only needless things", and it got me thinking... a snippet of what might have developed in the growing Watch.

Angua and Cheery enjoy some rare down-time during a diplomatic mission to Sto Lat.

It's hard being the local witch when you're still only ten.

What if a random particle of inspiration, whizzing through space and time, ended up in the wrong head?

A spin-off from Strandpiel that grew longer than I anticipated. In which the only daughter of an Army family learns her destiny and an Illustrious, Radiant and Noble Personage takes an interest. how Schpaga became Schpaga. Cover image: teenage Russian girl with sword from a YT vid on Russian sworddancing.

Being the not-head witch isn't all that easy especially when dealing with apprentices who don't quite want to use their magic the way you think they should...

Drumknott is fundamentally a practical man. But sometimes music can stir memories, no matter how hard you try to bury them. Pre-slash, romance, music. Denial is not just a river in Howandaland. Part 2 of Kindling.

The Patrician thinks as he watches the birds, or, a day in the Oblong Office. Tea, paperwork, and occasional discussions of ornithology. Vetinari is not in denial. Pre-slash. Part 1 of Kindling

There were not many people, in the course of history, whose intelligence or creativity could be compared to that of Leonard of Quirm. But there was something about Bergholt "Bloody Stupid" Stuttley Johnson which provoked his curiosity.

Companion piece to 'Monstrous Regiment', from the Duchess Annagovia's perspective, as she contemplates the nature of what she has become, worship, faith, and the fate of Borogravia, as well as what she can do to help her fervent believer on her quest. Also contains reference to some aspects of Discworld theology as mentioned in 'Small Gods'.

Much to Drumknott's frustration, discreet trips to the chemists are a bit more complicated when you're the personal secretary to the supreme ruler of the city. Featuring pillow talk, new relationships, and negotiating who goes to the shops.

Drumknott is surprised when Vimes shows him the Patrician's diary. He's even more surprised by what he reads there. Perhaps it's time for them to have a conversation. Set during Feet of Clay- mild spoilers.

Lord Vetinari has had a trying day. Perhaps a gift would cheer him up. Set sometime post The Truth.

This is set during The Truth, with Vimes being concerned about the trouble William de Worde and his new newspaper is going to cause (and is based on a misprint from de Worde's The Times).

In which Hogswatch comes twice and an Anthropomorphic Personality discovers a complication of the modern age. Irena Politek gets a happy Hogswatch.

He's spent very little of his life as himself. [Moist von Lipwig alternate character interpretation/character study]

When Death finally comes for Lord Vetinari the former Patrician's final gambit starts to unfold.

born out of a one-paragraph short which had potential. Set in Lancre, a long time before the present, with three suspiciously familiar Witches who may be Ancestors. Lancre has a Castle. But how did it come to be? In our age, Alice Band speculates. As she knows well, Folklore and History have the answers. birdwhistle's "Antiquities Of Ye Kingdomme of Lancre" is consulted...

This is a story about barbarians. It is meant as something that would show how mean they were behaving. But it has become better with time. It was not meant to be a serious report on them. I tried to make it as authentic as possible. The one that I was really inspired by was from a Jack Palance movie where the king had killed the girl's father.

A young soldier reflects on her career so far. Joining up, Basic Training and first posting. Mostly very minor characters (in some cases unnamed in the book) being revisited It's a story about soldiers so "Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes."

Ponder struggles with communication

In The Fifth Elephant, as Carrot pursues Angua towards Uberwald, he reflects on the werewolf's dual nature and on their relationship so far. Songfic based upon characters and story developed by Terry Pratchett. Oneshot, please review!

Posibly the beginning of a new cycle set in the City Zoo. No sex except for the animals and not much swearing. Though watch where you stand... new cover image goes with Chapter 7; Russian sword-dancer who in look and attitude is my character Irena P. (might change it back to winged elephant later)

Short story about the guilds of Ankh-Morpork. Placed shortly after THUD! Enjoy.

"Children, Sybil had decided, were perhaps only half a step removed from swamp dragons in terms of their complexity of care. Hers, for instance, was currently plopped down on his bum in the center of the foyer, screaming bloody murder over the indignity of wearing a fluffy hat." Sybil, the two Sams, and a not-so-quiet snowy evening.