Ah, one doesn't mean to die, one doesn't want to die...anyways, I, Naruto Uzumaki, died...sorta...not really, I guess... cough uh, well anyways, I traveled back in time, exactly...ten years back to my old genin days...you may be wondering, "What!? How did you die!?" My dear child, let me explain that to you...
It all started with one Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke was an avenger, a really...mediocre one, but an avenger nonetheless. Thinking about it now, I should probably start with Obito...
It all started with one Obito Uchiha. Obito Uchiha wanted nothing more than three things in life: one, become Hokage; two, ask his crush Rin Nohara out; and three, beat Kakashi Hatake's face in. But you see, there was a problem...Obito Uchiha was a terrible ninja, like complete dog water. He didn't have his Sharingan unlocked, kept getting humbled by Kakashi, and while yeah, he did have the Yellow Flash as his squad leader, as his sensei...it didn't mean anything. He didn't get stronger...actually he did...but he didn't get cooler, he didn't do anything. Anyways, he got crushed by a rock while saving Rin and Kakashi's lives...but he didn't die. No, he got injected by the strongest thing ever...Hashirama Cells...from one long-thought-dead Madara Uchiha...
Madara used him for his own reasons, he came back to life yadda yadda yadda...you know the story...Anyways, let's get to the interesting parts, kay?
So, it truly began when I was sixteen, big ol' sixteen. It would've been a good year...if I didn't have multiple S-rank terrorists after me...but that's beside the point. A guy claiming to be Madara started a war, blah blah blah...except it isn't "Blah blah blah"...you see, Madara realized he couldn't win...or well, Obito realized he couldn't win...so he did something nobody expected...he turned over 100,000 White Zetsu into reanimated soldiers...Edo Tensei...these soldiers were nearly invincible.
Added to the fact that Obito could phase through almost anything, and that he reanimated the real Madara...things were rather glum...I was forced to watch as friend after friend died in front of me, watching as Sakura died from chakra exhaustion...watching Sasuke sacrifice his life for me...watching Kakashi die too...and a bunch of others...it...it was hard...don't ask how I don't have PTSD though...I'm simply..."Built different"...
Anyways, in the end, I died, maybe taking down the alive and well Madara with me...or well, I thought I did...except...I'm not dead...I'm in the past...exactly ten years in the past...I...I know exactly what I'm gonna do...I'm lying...I have no idea...
We in third person now...evil chuckle
Naruto woke up...still not used to being in his old, really crappy apartment...he sat up immediately, and jumped out of bed. If he remembered right - which he always did as he had a photographic memory...or whatever it's called - it was team assignment day...which means he would get his team today...again.
He was quite happy, sure he might've only been here for...what, a week? As he had a week to figure everything out, basically finding out what he should do, he came to the conclusion that...he will change absolutely nothing that doesn't need to be changed. Quite exciting, right?So, he remembered everything he did the past week from the first time he lived through the week and followed it. You know, pulling pranks, asking Sakura out, getting brutally assaulted by Sakura, staring at the ceiling and thinking what the point of being alive is when everything will inevitably end in failure, all that jazz. Oh, did I mention almost getting his teacher killed too? He did all that stuff, down to a tee. He never stepped out of line, literally, he followed his exact steps down to a tee. Anyways, Naruto got dressed and went to leave for the academy.The end...for now...
-Author's note: I don't know why I'm even creating this honestly. Anyways, I'm on Android right now, so if there are two dashes at the beginning of this, I don't really care. Also, if you came here looking for some cool story, nuh-uh, you came to the wrong place, pal. This is the first thing I'm ever posting on here, sooo yeah, I ain't that funny of a guy really, I have some ideas for jokes though...meh. Anyways, hope you have a terribly good time reading this...I'm kidding, I hope you had a terrible time reading this...also I'm cracked out on caffeine as I make this...so yeah...anyways bye, I guess.