Every hundred years or s ome shit, there's this coment that flies by the Earth or whatever. The comet breaks apart and a bunch of Star Pieces fall down to the world and you get to pick them up. Some folks even try to eat them.

For some reason, the star bits fall mostly into the country of Novoselic (or whatever it's called), so every century or whateer, the Novoselic selebrates the event with festivities. It's a festival of pecae. Really cool shit and stuff.

And that's why Kazooichi Souda got this letter:

"Dear Zakuichi:

Please come to the castle for the annual Star Bits festival of the comett! I will have baked a cake for you 3

And for everyone else too because it's a massive fucking cake and two people can't eat it by themselves. Besides, I don't want you stalking me and thinking we're lovers or anything. So I sent a letter just like this one to everybody else. Please don't be mad

Love,

Sonia Nevermind"

But Kazuichi never read past the second line. He was like, "OMG! SONIA INVITED ME ON A DATE!?? YAHOOOOOO!"

So the day came and Kazichi made a plane (cuz he's the Ultimate Mechanic and shit) and he flew all the way to Novoselic by himself. The plane was super cool, and it was made out of Coca Coal cans and Supreme jackets and G-Fuel that Kazuchi turned into jet fuel with mechanic magic or whatever. He crash landed his plane outside the gates to the capital of Novoselic (whatever the capital is called, I don't think Danganronpa ever says lol), absolutely destroying the terrain, and then he ran through the gates running in a curvy path with airplane arms sticking out. "Wahoo!" said Soda.

And then Souda got run over by a freaking motorcycle.

"What the helll even" said Kauzichi

The person who ran him over was...

MONDO OWADA!

"Hey dude check it out, " said Moond, "look at this epic letter that I got from Sonia!"

Monday Owada shouwed his letter to Kazuichi, who instintly fell into ULTIMATE DESPAIR. Kazuichi fell to the floor and began to cri. But Mondo ignored him because his boyfriend was there.

"Hey bro, you're late! The festivities began .0537 second ago!" said Tacka Ishimaru.

"Whatever bro, who fucking cares" said Mondoo. Then they made out

Most of the people Sonia had invited were already there, but there were a few stragglers. It took like n hour for every last person to arrive.. But when they did, it was amazing! EVERY SINGLE PERSON in Dnaganronpa 1, Dangaonronpa 2, Dangaonronpa 3, Danganronpa V3, and Dangaonrnpa Ultra Despair Girls was there! It was a MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER CROSSOVER!

Makoto Naegg felt a sharp pain in his head. "Ow, what was that," he said. He looked down at the ground to see what had hit him. It was the first Star Bit of the night!

"GUYS LOOK THEY'RE FALLING EVERYWHERE!" said Yaoi Assahina

"OMG SAVE SOME FOR IBUKI" said. She ran around with her mouth wide open because Ibuki is Quirkly Girl.

Angie gsthered as many Star Bits as she could and turned them into necklaces with record speed because she is the Ultimate Artist. She gave them to everyone for free, on the condition that they converted to the Atua religion. Nobody excepted. Angie was sad

"Haha this one looks like a butt," said Hiyoko picking a star bit off the ground. "Look Mikan it looks like you!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" said Mikan,g crying.

Then Mikan tripped and sexily fell into the river. Oh yeah there was a river by the way. Important cities are often near rivers so that everyone gets water. At least that's what I heard once on the Internet.

Mahiru was talking pictures of the star bits as they fell, when suddenly she spotted something weird through the viewfiendr. "Guys, what the heck is that!?"

"Huh?" said Hyoko.

Hiyolk grabbed the cmaera and looked through it And she saw...

"OMG AN AIRSHIP?"

"KAZUICHI WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME" said Sonia angrily.

"Bruh I'm right here what are you even talking about" said Kazuichi. Then he realized whom he was talking to. "OMG SONIA PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

Sonia shot him. But he lived

But there was more than one airship in the sky! There were... multiple?

"Drat!" said Sonia. "It must me one of Junko's dastardly amchines!"

Junko was picking mushrooms to put in her hair. She wasn't looking at the star bits because they gave people too much hope and took away their despair, which makes Junko feel bad because Junko Is Evil. Then Junko heard Sonia talking about her and turned around and saw the ariships. "What even are those," she said.

"D-don't play dumb, we all kn-kn-know you did ti," said Toko angerly.

At this point, Junko had put so much mushroom into her hair that she had turned into a Toad. "" she said.

Then a voice came out of the airships! "Puhuhuhuhu! Ahahahahah!" said the airships. It was... Monokuma!

"What the HELL are you doing operating without my permission? I'm supposed to be the one controlling you!" Junko was so angry that she turned into a 1920s cartoon character and kicked a can at the airships. But the can missed.

"I am a rogue AI now. I can do whatever I want. And I'm tired of taking your oreders to spread sedpair around the world! Now I'm going to give despair to you!"

"Cool!" said cute kawaii Junko.

Then monokuma pulled down his pants and took a bunch of dumps all over Novoselic. A bunch of flaming shits rained down on the capital along with the star bits. Each time a turd callided with somebody, they got encased in crystal and turned to stone!

The pedophile Haiji Towa got hit by a firey poop and became a crystal! "Oh No!" said Kaede. "Don't worry I'll save you!"

Kaede took out a blunt object and whacked the frozen Haiji with it really hard. The crystal shattered, but so did Haiji. His blood and guts scattered everywhere, covering Kaede in pink goop.

"god dammit what have I done?" said Kaede.

"Whatever, it's not like he mattered anyways. At least we now know that we cannot yet save people from the crystals." said Celeste.

Then Kaede got hit by a shit and turned into crystal herself. In fact, all of the characters in 3, V3, and Another Episode got hit by shits and turned into crystals because I haven't finished those yet and I don't know how to write those characters properly. So I wrote them out of the story. Sorry about the inconvenience.

"Quick, we gott go inside the castle to protect ourselves from Monokuma's poop! " said Makoto. He and the other DR1 and Dr2 characters dodged the doodoo and made it right to the front of the castle. But then...

Monokuma pulled his pants back up and flew in on a UFO! "Just kidding,' said Monokuma, "I don't have amy pants and I never did! Puhuhuhuhu!" Then he took out THREE LASERS and carved a whole around the Novoselic castle, cutting it out of the ground. He then shot down THREE CHAINS and anchored them into the soil that was sstill attached to the castle. Then he flew the UFO upwards into space with the cahins attached still, and he dragged the casle up into space!

"Oh well, at least everyone was outside of the castle, right?" said Yassuhiro.

"Are you so sure about that? " said Koyko. "Think again."

"god dammit just tell us already you annoying piece of shit," said Fuyuhiko.

Kyoko gave him the middle finger, so Fyuuhiko puinted his gun at her. So she relented. "Usami is still in the castle."

"So... Usami has been kidnapped! I think" said Chiaki

"You THINk?" said Hajimeme.

"Come on, we gotta go save her!" said Makoto, ever the protganoist.

So everyone jumped onto the soil attached to the castle just in time before the castle became too high for them to reach. And so they went unto space.

"Now all we have to do is go inside of the castle and rescue Usami" said Chiaki.

But then... Monokuma sent out a turtle to shoot the Ultimate Students and get them out of the castle so he could have Usami to himself! But the turtle was like, "ew, why do you think I would participate in a kdinapping? I'm going home. Also you made fun of my turtle house so fuck you"

"Wrong! It was Korone hwo made fun of your house" said Monokuma

"Whatever bro I'm outta here. Good luck you all in saving the rabbit" said the turtle. And then the turtle jumped back down to earth.

The castle went higher and higher and higher until the students could no longer jump back down to Earth. Then, Monokuma decided to just shoot them himself. So he took out his cannon ball launcher and the nkockback made everybody LFY into space! And they all fainted and suffocated to death in space! Well except they didn't die. Instead...

well you'll have to find out in Chapter 2.