September 1st 1994

Harry and Ron were chatting with Ginny when they saw Hermione come through the barrier onto 9 and ¾. She must have been running very late as the Weasley's had been early and still among the last to board the train.

She was wearing a nice loose summer dress. She was smiling at her friends as she came up and glomped each of them in a tight hug. "Oh hey guys. I was so worried when I heard about the World Cup. I'm glad you're okay."

"Yeah Mione we're good. Too bad you couldn't come."

"I know Harry I'll explain on the train. Shall we?" She said pointing ahead.

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Finding a compartment Ginny said she would talk to them later as she was going to go see some of her friends. Hermione locked the door and closed the curtains when they settled in.

"Okay so what Happened to you?"

"I did something rather bad my first week back. I was working on an enhancement potion and I microwaved the powdered kurgle egg paste to speed up the process. Well that's a rather bad thing."

"Well yeah of course." Ron agreed nodding.

"Uh do you even know what a microwave is?" Harry asked with a grin.

"Uh no."

"Its a muggle device that heats molecules by electromagnetic waves."
"Oh and that's a bad thing?"

"Not always. Mom and dad work all day so don't always feel like cooking. So they reheat leftovers or cook frozen dinners."
"That doesn't sound good."
Hermione waved her hand then silencing Ron. "Anyhow that's beside the point. The point is I made a mistake doing that and transformed myself permanently."
Harry and Ron both looked at each other then her. "You look perfectly normal." Ron said.

"Yeah I mean you don't look any different to me."
"Thanks guys. I appreciate that. But I did here take my hand Harry."

Harry did then noticed that Hermione's hand felt cool and rubbery. He looked up as she stood up , "Okay now whatever you do do not let go."
Harry nodded and she started walking backwards until she reached the other end of the compartment. Her arm was now stretched about 6 feet long and she stood there smiling at them. Harry was so shocked he let go of her hand which snapped back like a rubber band with a loud snap.

"Ow! That hurt."
"What the bloody hell Hermione!" Ron freaked out.

"Well my entire body is stretchy and somehow I don't exactly have internal organs anymore. But I'm still alive and its kinda weird but I can be scrunched up into a ball, I can be stretched pretty far too."
"So like what happens if you get stretched too far do you break?"

"Well yeah but I can have my parts reattached or they grow back eventually. Its really neat in a weird sort of way."
"Blimey." Ron said.

"Yeah I guess it is." Harry said.

"Well I'm glad you guys aren't freaking out about this. But please kinda keep it under your hats as I'm not sure how everyone else is going to react."

Harry considered for a second, "Hey wait. So if you don't have any internal organs then how do you eat or breath or stuff."
"Magic is the best explanation. I mean here stick your arm down my throat."

"What." Harry shook his head at the odd request.

"No its okay. Stick it down as far as you can."

Harry shrugged and got up. Doing as Hermione asked he put his hand in her open mouth and slid his arm down a long tight tube. When he got down as far as his armpit he was looking into her open eyes and felt her chuckling. ON a whim he took his other arm and slid it down beside his first one. Hermione's eyes stretched and widened in surprise as he put both arms down her throat. He started to push when she shook her head and made a strange grunting noise. He pulled his arms out with a schlorping sound noticing they had some slight wetness but nothing else.

"Wow that felt weird. I'm sorry I haven't had lunch and I didn't want to digest you. When I take something in like that I absorb it directly I guess is the best explanation. Same way with oxygen I just absorb it through my skin. I only inhale to talk."
Ron was looking at her with a strange expression of fear and confusion. Harry grinning sat beside her, "Does every orifice stretch?"

She grinned at him while shaking her head, "Pervert. But yes it does too. Although I haven't played with myself much."

Harry blushed a bit at her frank comments. But her next comment made him start choking on air while Ron just looked even more shocked and frozen in fear.

"I mean I put a gallon jug up there and it fit. I suppose I could take any size at all. Up to and including a giant."
Ron shook his head as he tried to get mental images out of his mind. He stood up, "I think I'm going to need some air." He stumbled out of the compartment.

Hermione turned to Harry. "You're not going to leave too are you?" She said suddenly sounding scared and nervous.

"Heck no. Having a girlfriend like this is not something I'd ever imagined."

"A girlfriend? You want me to be your girlfriend?" She asked in shock and happy surprise.

"Well yeah if you want to be."
Hermione leaped on him. Wrapping herself around him tightly they kissed and cuddled and played around the rest of the trip. Discovering that certain parts of her anatomy could be stretched quite far and still retain their sensitivity.

Unfortunately after a month of playing around they discovered that having Harry cum on any part of her body impregnated her. Her body having no differentiation it all was absorbed. She grew larger and rounded as the baby grew inside her before she finally gave birth just after they returned from the school year in June. The birth of their child a blessed event that gave Harry hope he very much needed after the tri-wizard tournament.

The Grangers accepted Harry and Hermione's unusual relationship and Harry moved in to be closer to his wife and daughter as in the wizarding world they were married. Dumbledore blessing and congratulating the couple. Ron saying that it was right odd but congratulations too. The Dementors killed the Dursleys because Harry wasn't in Little Whinging to protect them.

Hermione discovered during the next several years of war that she could be stabbed, beaten, or otherwise hit and not injured badly. She was thrown off the astronomy tower and bounced. Could breath underwater as she absorbed oxygen from the water.

She was sensitive to the cold though which made her less flexible and more brittle. Eventually they defeated Voldemort and moved to a warmer climate in the south of France. Their daughter was soon joined by several more bouncing healthy babies...