Well, well, well, well...a new chaoter, huh? I don't why im writing like this...*cough*
anyways, new chapter, only like...two weeks since the last one...um i have a great excuse...Life. and cyberpunk, but mainly life, school specifically, school? more like drool! cause i drool whenever i think about it...i also want to die whenever i think about it
I was also working on a new serious fic...by working i mean i have like one hundred words on the file, but, that still constitutes as work...sorta.
Um...yeah, ignore the trainwreck that was the last chapter...i was struggling when i made it...spoilers for edge runners...the anime, but, DAMN. that ending made me sob, i figured it wouldn't be like...a happy ending just based off the games ending, and also because my sister spoiled it for me, but still...it hurts, a lot.
Tryna think if i have anything else to say...dont think i do, so lets get into the chapter...also I don't remember anythin but Naruto not wanting to kiss sauske,
and they we're going to the trainin field, so...yeah. Let's actually get into the chapter now.
(Chapter 3: He realized he wasn't built for this.)
It was the next day. It was the next day. It was the next day, and the space time continuum didn't collapse.
This truly changed everything.
After the whole meltdown thingy, he thought long and hard about it. Long and hard about all the new possibilities. I mean, he could quite literally like...he doesn't know...kill Sasuke and boom, nothing happens...
So as stated previously. This changes everything.
He was at the training ground Kakashi told them to meet him at. And, of course there was no Kakashi, but there we're an Uchiha, and a Sakura. He walked up too them with a large grin, he couldn't be more happy!
"What's up, choom...uh...not chooms!?" Naruto asked, stopping between well... you know?
They ignored him...well actually they didn't.
"Hn."
"Shut up."
Wowie! He forgot how extraordinaryly nice they we're!
"..."
"..."
"..."
They sat in silence, waiting for Kakashi to appear.
It was 3 hours and 47 minutes since they arrived. And Kakashi was no where too be seen.
There was a poof of smoke and he appeared. He stood there on the wooden pole, doing a weird eye smiley thing.
"Hola mi pequeña Genin linda!"
What?
"...what?" It was the smartest guy there that asked thst question, Naruto Uzamaki if you're a moron, and Naruto Uzukaze if you're an even bigger moron.
The weirdo smiled eyed again.
"Mama mia, i musta apologiesa...Me familia is froma El Mexico! Mama Mia!"
"Those Damnable Uchihers!"
"Hn. The fuck did I do. Hn!? Hn!?"
"Don't insult out lord and savior Uchiha!"
"No. He is not our lord and Savior. He's our Lord and Destroyer! You must burn in the eternal flames of hell!"
Kakashi eye simled
"Mama Mia! You'a guys'a have'a continued to surprisea me'a! I believe'a we fight'a now'a!"
"You betta know I'ma kick your ass you gonk!"
The smartest man there said. He shouted.
And boom. That's how you win a fight. Not really. That's how you win a fight you wanna lose. Basically, all you do is lose.
Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki-Uchiha-Outsusuki-Senju-Kaguya was tied up to a pole. He was not hungry. He was hungry.
"Hey chooms...uh...think you can spare a choom some food..hehe?" He laughed nervously at the end.
"Hn..." Sasuke gave him some of his own food.
Sakura followed her Lord and Savior example and did it too...
Naruto's eyes started too become misty.
He let out a sniff, "Maybe...*sniff* the true Naruto's fun time traveling extravaganza...*sniff* we're the chooms we made along the way..."
Kakashi appeared.
He eye smiled like a weirdo.
"Mama Mia! I see'a you'a guy's'a have