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It was back to teaching.

"Okay class... since most of you seem to have gotten the... where are half of you?" Naruto looked around and saw only about 20 of the students remained in the class. All of the Genin were gone, and a few of the non-Genin were gone too. The class of over 40 had dropped to about half that number in the time that he had been on his at-home honeymoon. "Cat Girl, explain." Naruto pointed to Koneko.

"The Genin got deployed after their refresher classes, and some of the kids dropped out when the classes became boring." Koneko wasn't allowed to drop out because she was an exchange student from the devil faction. If she could though, she would have been glad to abandon the boring classes.

"Taijutsu class was just... so boring."
"Yeah, all the teacher did was show of katas and have us practice some basic ass style."
"Cooperation class wasn't fun, it wasn't even painful, all it was, was us doing our homework together as a group!"
"We missed you, we hated getting our asses kicked, but at least your classes were fun!"

Koneko speaking up had gotten a multitude of students to speak up about their opinions on the classes when Naruto was away from his role as a teacher. As painful as the ass kickings were in taijutsu class, at least they all got to improve their own styles of combat by training against a more powerful opponent. Taijutsu class where they were forced to learn the academy taijutsu style was just the worst, since many of them just had no talent for the taijutsu style used by the academy. Cooperation class with Naruto was always fun, exciting, and pushed them to work together in a way that got their hearts beating fast.

"Aaaaah, I'm flattered. I'm still going to kick your asses today, but I'm really flattered." Naruto sarcastically put his hand over his heart. "Thankfully, today's lesson you'll have a better chance..." Naruto stated as he rolled up his sleeves and showed markings on his arms. He even rolled up his pants and showed the same markings on his legs.

"Fuinjutsu."

"A point to you Sona, extra credit for recognizing it." Naruto stated as he showed the seals on his arms and legs. He unzipped his jacket and showed that his chest was covered in the same kind of seals. He grinned at everyone. "I asked the Sealing Team to place this temporary seal on me for today. These seals will make me slightly slower and and half as strong as the person I'm fighting." Naruto stated with a grin.

"Sir... but it's like 20 something to 1 and we're all stronger than you now... how are you going to kick our ass?" Ava asked with a politely raised hand.

Naruto took up a combat stance.

"Simple, even if you're slower or weaker than your opponent, you can still win a fight by controlling the flow of the fight. So, now that you're all stronger than me... come and get your revenge for the months of ass kickings I've given you." Naruto offered them the ultimate chance.

They took it.

-45 Minutes Later-

"How... how is he still kicking our asses?!" Nero shouted in shock as another student was sent flying, Xenovia, with a kick to the stomach. All of the students were still getting their butts kicked, and this time it was so much worse.

Why was it worse?

They were all getting their asses kicked by an opponent who was weaker than them, and he was taking them all on in a 21 to 1 fight. He was slower than them, so by all means they should be able to avoid his attacks. Yet, even his attacks that they could see, seemed to always hit their mark and knock them on their asses.

"I'm in control, it doesn't matter that you're stronger. I have full control of everything. Like in this-" Naruto punched Irina in the gut, and she spat on his shoulder from the pain of it. He swept her legs out from under her, grabbed her shirt, and slammed her back first into the ground. He finished it off by a punch to the jaw that knocked her out cold. Naruto stood back up and dodged attacks from both sides, and countered both of them with a punch to the neck and a kick to the ribs. "-if you assume that only somebody stronger than you can hurt you, you're an idiot." Naruto stated as he elbowed the back of a child's neck and knocked her out.

Naruto then grabbed Koneko's wrist AND forearm and bent it behind her back, and pulled it up so high that she yelped in pain as her arm was dislocated. He kicked her in the butt and sent her stumbling forward, before a second kick to the other butt cheek caused her to hit the ground.

"Stop kicking me in the butt!"

"I refuse. The simple fact is that I always know where and how you'll attack me. I've sparred against you all for months, I know exactly how you idiots fight. Also, it doesn't matter if I only have half of your strength... if I kick you in the throat with half your own power, it will still hurt like hell." Naruto stated as he showed that exact situation, and kicked the student approaching him from behind with a swift donkey kick to the throat. They collapsed to their knees and tried to regain the ability to breath.

The seal on Naruto's right leg and right arm faded away.

"Ah... the seals are wearing off. Okay, sparring done for the day. Pick your asses up off the ground, oh, and..." Naruto pulled out a piece of paper and folded it up. He turned it into an origami shuriken, before he flung it towards the tallest tree in the village. It vanished from view almost instantly. "... the first to get that gets to pick 2 other students to go on a mission with me, to get some real world experience." Naruto stated with a grin.

This was how he was going to do it.

If he made it a "reward" for the class, then that would be his chance to escape teaching for a little bit and go on a real mission as the one to watch over the students. There was excitement through the class, not everyone, but a good number of them.

"Instead of a mission, can the one who gets the shuriken become your apprentice?" Koneko asked for a different reward.

Her entire goal was to become his apprentice, not just his student at the school. She wanted to learn everything he had to offer her and more, and become the version of herself she was meant to be with his guidance. She would do anything to obtain that goal, but it dirty or underhanded methods.

A dozen other students started to ask for different rewards.

"No! No other rewards, the winner gets to pick 2 other students, and we go on a mission to investigate a mutated rogue devil in Africa. Word of advice, don't drink the water there. Last time I did, I got the shits pretty bad." Naruto gave them a heads up.

"Same."

"Yeah, this Mutated Rogue Devil has been reported to have raped humans and a fallen angel, and sucked out their powers, leaving them empty husks. It managed to take out the Chunin sent to investigate it, so they want to send a squad to take care of it... and I volunteered my lovely students to help." Naruto stated with a wide grin on his face.

"Is it raping girls or boys?"

"Men, women, animals... and I've even heard a rumor it raped a tree... I don't know how you rape a tree, but I'm actually morbidly curious what this mutant devil looks like. Since it seduced and killed the Chunin sent to find it, it now has Chakra and the ability to use both Water and Fire Ninjutsu as well as general Ninjutsu the Chunin knew... combined with Holy power from the Fallen Angel... it was also a Rook before it went rogue, and now it's enhanced by chakra. It's going to be a really interesting fight, so I bet you guys are looking forward to seeing this freak of nature." Naruto had sparkles in his eyes.

Ninja died all the time, and it sucked, and he felt bad about the death, but a big part of him was just glad to finally see some real action again. Once they got it's current location figured out, then he would get deployed with his team of 3 students. He couldn't help but wonder about what other abilities it had that would make it a fun or at least thrilling fight.

"Why do you seem so excited to fight!?"

"Because I haven't had a good fight in a long time. The last time I got to have a really intense fight I couldn't enjoy it. This freak needs to die, and I want to get a good fight for once." Naruto stated.

There was a moment of silence.

"Have... don't you fight us all the time?"

"I said a good fight. Do you guys think for a moment I have ever actually tried to kill you, or that I was ever threatened by you... you guys are my students, I'm fighting you to teach you."

"BULLSHIT! When you trained me for 3 days, you made me literally taste my own ass. You turned folded me like silly putty. Pervy-sensei, you put me through tortures that would kill people!" Koneko did NOT agree with what he said.

"But did you die?" Naruto asked her a simple question.

"No?"

"Then I wasn't trying to kill you. If I wanted to kill you, then you would have died. I like all of you, you're my precious students... but because you're my students, it's hard to get serious when I'm training... and that's the bell. Class dismissed." Naruto stated as he put his hands in his pockets, and started to walk off.

"Jerk."

"Well, I'm off to fuck your sister now Sona." Naruto had heard Sona whisper that under her breath. he responded by replying in the most immature way that he could think of. "See you later everyone, I'm going to go cause an international incident with Sona's big sister. She might even become an aunt." Naruto teased Sona as he changed directions mid-step.

Sona rolled her eyes.

-Later-

"Oh... oh..."

Sona really wished she had not rolled her eyes, because when she walked into the apartment, she heard the sounds of her sister moaning from the other room, with what sounded like a man grunting in the same room.

Maybe her sister was watching porn or something?

Sona snuck towards where her sister's room was, and she saw the door was cracked open.

Her jaw dropped.

Kurotsuchi was sitting on her sister's face and getting eaten out by her, but what was more was that Naruto was currently balls deep inside of Serafall while his wife got eaten out by Serafall. Sona's glasses slid off of her eyes as she watched her sister get plowed by a man and his wife in what appeared to be a hell of a kinky threesome.

"Man, this is just the best. Naruto never eats me out when we're done."

"I refuse to know what my own jizz tastes like, so I am NEVER going to eat you out after I've cum inside of you. It isn't going to happen."

Naruto turned to face Sona and looked directly at her.

He blew a kiss at her.

"Do we really need to keep doing this in secret, we've been having threesomes for 2 weeks now... can't we go on a date first?" Serafall finally took her mouth off of Kurotsuchi and asked, though nobody could see her face at the moment. "Where are you going?" Serafall asked Naruto when he pulled out of her.

A good amount of semen leaked from her when he did.

Naruto went to the cracked door.

"... Hey Sona... nobody is going to believe you when you tell them. I'll tell you a secret though... your sister is the one who tried to seduce me. I didn't seduce her at all." Naruto whispered through the door as he made eye contact with the girl.

That was the funny part.

Originally he just wanted to prank Sona by pretending to have sex with her sister, but when Serafall tried to seduce him, he had to keep his promise to his wife and let her seduce him for the sake of the mission.

"Come back, I feel empty."

"I'm coming." Naruto called as he turned around.

"Not yet you aren't!"

Sona was left with trauma after watching the next 2 hours of what happened with her sister.

Chapter End!
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