"You two were AMAZING out there!" screamed Neckomaru at Sayaka and Ibuki. "Great job!" He patted Iubki on the back so hard that she started foaming at the mouth. Sauaka fellt great that the Ultimate Trainer was giving her and her friend good feedback. It made her feel worthwhile.
Deep Clue cleared his throat. "I am TRYING to give EXPOSITION." he fumed.
"Sorrgy1!" said Nemokaru.
"Anyways," said Deep Blue," my name is Deep Blue. I am the owner of this Coment Observatory and the caretaker of thsee star spirits who call themselves Lumas."
"We KNOW," said Hiyoko.
"SHUT UP! I am TYRING to HAVE A MOMENT HERE!" Deep Lbue roared, pointing a sword at Hiyoko. Hiyoko started criyng. Meanwhile, Peko thought she could take him, but she was too lazy and wanted to have a shower first.
"ANYWAYS," said Deep Blue, taking deep breaths and coutning to 10. "Every 100 years, we come to observe Earth and plan my eventual takeover and reclamation of the blue planet. Whenever this happens, a bunch of cuhnks of the obversatory called Star Bits fall off of my observatory. This is what causes you humans to have that strange excuse for a festival."
Deep Bluu continued to exposit. "But this century, Junko's disgusting evil robot used his tractor beam to freeze my obsrvatory in space. While we were floating there helplessly, he and his forces invaded our ship and stole all of our Power Stars. He then went to the senter of the universe to use all our power to make his own super galaxy."
"A Super DANGAN Galaxy if you will," said Junko, Roll Credits.
"ASFL;JDK AFHERAHCUDFJIO THR [IEWOIJEI PIJA EFDAX" screamed Deep Due. He stormed off to his room to calm down for like two minutes. Then he came back. Because he wasn't done infodumping "Where you all were just now is called the gateway to the starry sky, but we just call it the Gateway Galaxy for short. It's a string of planets that lead out into deep space. The black ole in the center of that one planet was there for a while before Monokuma showed up, but those two metal planets, as well as all of the Goombas and mutant Goombas, are recent arrivals. If he's anaged to infest planets all the way out here in the edge fo the universe, I can only imagine how many of the galaxies have succumbed to his rule..."
"But fortunately," said Deeep Blue because he still wasn't done, "even though the Obsersatory is still stuck, the Lumas filanny have enough power that they won't starve to death in the cold. My Lumas will be safe :) And also, we have just enough power to send a couple of you out into space, where you might be able to find a new Power Star. And that's about it"
Deep Bue stared out at the crowd of students, who had all fallen asleep in boredom. Except Kiyotaka because he is good student. The alien deity sighed in frustruation.
But fortunately for the pointy-heared overlord, the Lumas were listening because Deep Blue was their daddy. "I can confirm," said a black-colored Luma. "We have discovered a new galaxy!" Baykuya resisted the urge to make a racist joke about the Luma's dark skin.
"All right everyone," ordered Beep Blue. "Get up and go inside of that dome over there. It's called the Terrace. " And so they did.
Inside of the Terrace, peaceful weeed music was playing. Unfortunately for Yasuriho, all of the marihuana had fallen out of his giant weed hair when Monokuma had cannonballed him and the otters into space.
"Welcome to the dome," said a purple Luma who was hanging out sinside the Terace the whole time. "We observe space using these domes. See?"
Everyone looked up into the ceiling and saw a bunch of dark objects floating around in a map of thd nearby univsere. But one of them isn't dark. In fact, it was a giant fireball sun with the number 1 on it! "Just as Polari told everybody," said the ppurple Luma, "dhere is a galaxy that only takes one Power Star to go to."
Because she was Gamer Girl, Chiaki clicked on the sun-looking thing with her Wei Remote cursor and the sun exploded! The fire exploded away, and in its place was a small image of a cluster of planets. It wasn't a sun at all! It was...
Good Egg Galaxy1!
"Interesting," said Nagito. Nagito is my favorite character in the franchise so HOW DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TI GIVE HIM LITERALLY ANYTHING TO DI IN THIS FIC. HE WAS LITERALLY THE LAST OF THE 32 STUDENTS TO BE NAMED IN THE NARRRATIVE ON GOD! Anyways Nagito continued to spaek, " It seems like your typical 'basic bitch' starting level. Hajime, you should go visit the galaxy since you're basic too because you have no Ultimate Talent."
"Shut the fuck up," angsted Hajime.
"I'm so sorry, Hinata-kun~" said Najito, waving his hands in front of his body. "You see, I don't have the proper vocabulary to express my true feelings. I was just expressing my own self-hatred because luck doesn't really count as a spceail talent like everyone else has, and I was projecting that hatred onto you. The truth is, Hajiem... I lvoe you. I love the hope that lives inside of you. And I want to be with you forever and ever. So... do you want to go into Good Egg Galaxy together?"
Hajime was blushign. "S-Sure... whatever," he blushed.
"OK cool!" said a small, blue Luma that was hanging out near the bigger purple Luma from just now. And it turned into an inanimate object. It was like a Sling Star, except it was blue and really tiny, and it was surrounded by a translucent cyan sphere.
"My buddy has turned into a Pull Star," explained the purple Luma. "Just jump inside of it and you will hover in place. From there, you can go to whatever galaxy ayou want! And by whatever galaxy, I mean Good Egg Galaxy since that's the only one we can go to right now."
So Hagime and Najito jumped into the Pull Star and hovered in place! A high-ppitched noise played as they were pulled into the Pull Star (haha get it because it pulls people and that's its name) that sounded kinda like the noise from when Ibuki almost died at the end of chapter 3. Then while they were hovering, a lower-pitched sci-fi sound played indefinitely behind them. They wore being suspended in mid-air!
"All right, Najeeto, let's go. That Power Star isn't going to save itself!" Nagtio and Hajjime were inside of the map now. They were surrounded by rings like a solar systems, because I guess glaaxies are arranged like planets. And the nearest reng was the one owith Good Egg Galaxy n it. Hajimee saw that there were thre e star silhouettes on God Egg Galaxy, but when he clicked on it, there was only one translucent star. The star began to spin faster and faster as exciting orchestral string music played, and then Komahina SHOT INTO SPACE!
"Da da da DAAAAAAAAA da DAAAAAAAAAAA!" said the trumpets in the background as Haime and Nagio magically flew threw space and lnded on a brand new planet! It was a disc-shaped planet that was shaped like a disc. The surface of the planet was covered in grass and surrounded by a wooden border at the edge. There was a charming little cottage at the end of the planet opposite from the two anime husbandos. In between the anime boys and the cottage was a couple flower patches and a green pipe. It was a perfect little garden out in space.
"Wow, I guess the Earth really is flat, huh?" said Haijme. Then he said "just kidding lololololol, I'm not ACTUALLY a flerfer " because he worried that Naggito would think he was stupid.
The yaoi boyos then decided to go into the cottage because maybe whoever was living there knew where the Power Star was. But guarding the house was... a mutant Coomba! But this wasn't like the mutant Goombas that Ibuki and Sayaka found in the Gateway Galaxy. It was actually a Octogoomba anstead of a mutant Goomba. But it didn't really resemble an octopus except for its hollow snout, and even that I'm sure is only a thing on cartoon octopusses and not real ones. But anyways the Octoomba was blue with yellow polka dots and it had an anntenna on top of its head. And it was jumping around in front of Hajime and Nagito all like, "You wanna go, huh? You wanna go?"
But Hajime wasn't intimidated.d Before the Octomba could spit anything at him, Hajime jumped into the air and onto the malevolent creature, crushing it to death.
Nogito picked a coin out of the Octoombas corpse. "Can we even use these anywhere? Are there stores in space?" he wandered.
"I'm pretty sure I remember Sayaka saying that coins can heal you. So maybe we should jold onto it," said Hawjime.
But this coin wouldn't heal Nagito because he already touched it. So if Nagito ever lost helth, he would have to find another coin.
Now that the house was unguarded, Nagitoo and Hajimmy decided to break in. But the door was locked! Hajime was panic, but then he found a sign posted outside the cottage, and it said, "Gone... for a long time. Need to get in? Use the pipe on the other side."
(I got that text directly from the Super Mario Wiki)
So the bois walked around to the back of the house and they found another pipe. It was just like the sign said!
"I've never been down a pipe before," whined Hajimi. "I'm kinda scared." He hisitated at the edge of the pipe.
"Don't worry!" said the Ko. "I have faith in us and our hope! There's no way that hope will lose to despair!"
Hajime found this so corny and cringe that he jumped down the pipe just to get away from ko. Nagito was in luv with hajime, so he juped in after him, but he got stuck inside of the pipe. So Hajimem was on his own :(
Hajime found himself in a weird fucking room. It was big and empty and shaped like a cube. Five of the faces were differently colored walls, and one of them was an empty, surreal void made of dark matter. The room wasn't actually cmpletely empty though! It had a pipe to get back out, a few ramps connecting the floor to the walls and the walls to the ceiling, and a mysterious floating huge coin with a question mark on it.
"Oh my GOD," Hamije freaked out. "What the HELL happened tot his person's house! Why does it only have ONE ROOM and WHY is one of the walls eaten by creepy dark matter!?" Hajime worried that his own house would turn out like this. But then he remembered that he was really rich and had a lot of houses, so he started to calm down a littl.e
While Nagiot grunted and groaned and tried to get himself unstuck from the pipe, Hajim grabbed the ? Coin out of curiouslity. Then a BUNCH of rainbow music notes appeared in a path leading away from him, up the ramp and up the wall, and then up another ramp and across the ceiling. Somewhere in the deep foid of space, a clock started ticking.
Haji May ran to collect the notes before the time ran out. As he collected the notes, each one played a note of Soulja Boy tell Em. Hjaime ran and ran and he ran up the ramp in desperation, only to find himself WALKING ON THE WALL SOMEHOW. "AAAAAAAAAAAA" shouted hAjime as he ran up the wall. But in his panic he ended up missing one of the music notes, so he had to run back down the wall. Then he ran up to the ramp to the ceiling and the clock ticked faster and faster. "NOOOOO WAIT FOR E I'M ALMOST DONE CLLECTING ALL THE NOTES!" sobbed Hajimee. But just as he was ablout to grab the final note, the clock stopped ticking and the note disappeared. He was too late.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!' screamed Hajime. He was on the ceiling, and he collapsed to the ceiling on his knees crying. Thwn, sobbing in defeat, he trudged his way back down the wall and onto the floor. "At least I know gravity doesn't anymore," said Hajime through tears, and then he went through the pipe.
The sheer force of Hajime going through the pipe was enough to get Nagito unstuck and dislodge him from the pipe. The two anime hot guys flew out of the pipe and into the space garden, and Hajime just happendded to land on Nagato in such a way tha t their lips were touching! It was JUST like that scene in the manga of Tokyo Mdw Mew! Sooooo romantic!
Hajime was BLUSHING. "I'm sorry im sorry im sorry am sorry" he said over and over as he got off of his bf and ran away. He was embarrasd so he ran as far as he could from the situation. But he RAN TOO FARR! He ran all the way off the edge of the planet! "NOOOOOO NOW I AM GOING TO DIE!" said Hajeme.
BUT then he rememberd that this was space so gravity was crazy. And it was true. Hajime didn't fall off of the planet and into the void of space. Instead, he looped around to the other side of the planet. The planet had TWO SIDES, like a COIN!
"OMG what the helll," said Hahime. "Nagiito come here."
"HINATA-KUN" said Nagito and he ran on over. They both took a long hard look at the underside of the disk planet. It was like the complete opposite of the garden they had come from. Everything on this side was dead. There were dead trees with Star Bits instead of leaves. There was a giant stone tower at the center that towered over everything else. The only living things around were them and a Luma. "Why are Lumas everywhere," said Hinata.
"That's RACIST," said the Luma, "but I'll still help you guys because I'm nice." Then the Luma turned into an inanimate object. It was... a Sling Star!
Najito and Hagime jumped into the Sling Star, which slinged them into a Launch Star, which launched tehm into SPACE. "Why did the Luma have to beocme not alive?" asked Hodgy may. "Why couldn't it just bring the Laucnh Star doewn closer to us? The Sling Star wsn't necessary at all."
"I agree Hinata kun," said Nagato Komado.
Then the two of them landed on a new planet! This time it was shaped like a Peepy, but without any ears, face, tail, or limbs. So basically it was a peanut out in space. And rolling around the peanut planet were a bunch of giant turds that Heenata and the ko had to dodge!
But these weren't just any old magical poops. Nsgito was a very intelligent young man, so he sniffed the poo and inspected it with his magnifiing glass. "There's red jelly or whatever inside of these shits," he said. "Then i'ts unmistakable. Moonkuma must be forcing Monomi to take shits and then using those shits as obstacles on distance space planets!"
Hajije shuddered. "So we have to dodge Monomi's poop now. Great"
Nagito strode on ahead considently, grabbing the first Star Chip in sight. "It should be a piece of cake! After all, our hope-"
But THEN, Nagoto realized that he was in a long, muddy patch that was slowing him down. And one of the shit boulders was rolling up right towards him! He wasn't able to get out of the way in time. The poo crushed Nagitow, turning him into a pancake. "Oof!" he said. But he lived. He just had 2 health now instead of 3.
"I'm always having to keep you out of shit, aren't I?" Hajimime sighed. "Just lit me take care of it."
"OK Hiñata-kun~~~" moaned Nagitoe. He drugdged himself out of the mud. Then Hajime, carelfully timing himself, walked across the mud patches, awrtfully dodging all of the poop balls and collecting the last four Ctar Chips. Then, a Launch Star appeared on the other side of the peanut planet! So Hajime and Nagito jumped into it and went through space again.
When the touched down on ground, the two husbandos were on a green bean planet! It was green and shaped like a bean. "There's nothing here," said Jajime. "Maybe we can walk to the other side of the planet, like on that one planet we started at."
Nagit o was agree. So they walked to the side of the planet and passed around to the opposite half of the planet. Once again, it was just like a coin! But then...
"Oh shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" screamed Nagito. He didn't usually curse, but this time, he had good reason to. You see, he had been completely swarmed by these weird, slimy, blue creatures! They were like octopuses but they had no tentacles, just the weird cartoon octopus snout. And they were parasitic! They were sucking on Nagito's body aknd leeching out his bood.
"OMG this is just like Twilight!" said Hajime. He had gone through a paranormal romance phase in middle school.
Then, Nagito went down to only 1 health. He started bleeding, and the annoying 1-health sound startied playing nonstop in the background. ""PLEASE HINATA-KUN YOU HAVE TO HELP ME1!" screeched the Kow.
Hajime was annoyed by the sound of the 1-health sound, so he grabbed Nagito by the shoulders. Using hs incredible strength from his super 91-cm pec muscles, he shook Nagito so hard that all of the Slurples (that's the name of the parasite creatures according the Super Mario Wiki) flew off of him. The Ko was saved!
"Now we have to find a way off this planet," said Naggito. But there was nothing on the planet except a couple of enemies. There was an Octoomba, and there was also a creature that Gagito had never seen before. It was... a Prianha Plant.!
Just for fun, Nagito killed the Piranha Planet. It wasn't morally wrong or anything since as soon as Nagitoo got close, the planet tried to bite him. So basically it was self defnese because the Pirana Plant was evil. And as soon as Nagiko killed the Piranha Plant...
a giant vine sprouted out from where the Piranha Plant used to be! It was... a way to the next planet!
Hajime used his incredible strength from his super 91-cm pec muscles, to get to the top of the vine. But Natigo had trouble following. "I'm a weak and sickly twink, Hinatakun~" he said. "You have to carry me up the vine."
But it was too late. Hajime had climbed so far off the vine that the gravity of the green bean planet didn't affect him ano more, and he fell upwards to yet another planet! So Nagito was alone.
"Hmmm, maybe if I use my Luma partner's special power..." Nagio thought, stroking his chin. "Well, it's worth a dry." Nagito usd his shaking power to shake and spin rapidly right next to the vine. And just like that, he spiraled around the vine, going higher and higher and higher! Eventually, he joined his beloved Hajiem on the new planet.
This new planet was a hollow planet slowly being eaten from the inside by a black hole, kinda like that other planet from the Gateway Galaxy. But this time, there were no meteors. Instead, there were even more Monomi shits! Tey were all coming out of a generator that was producing INFINITE AMOUNTS of MONOMII SHITS!
"Oh my God, poor Moonmi," said Hajime, who was just standing there in shock. "I think Monokuam created a remote second Monomi anus to produce infinite shits. I can't imagine how much pain she must be in right now."
"...maybe we just shouldn't thik about that for now. Let's make it to the end of te planet and see if there's a Power Star or Launch Star there," Nagio assauged his partner.
So, Nagito and Hajime watied for a shit to come out of the machine and immediately ran right behind I so they wouldn't be hit by the next one. And then they made it to safety! Eventually, they made it to... het another Priana Plant!
"Wow, how original," said Hianta.
"Actually, it is quite original," said Nagitto observantly. "Thi Piranha Plant is bigger, and it's purple. Plus, it has spines on its stem, so you ccant jump on it or spin into it."
"Which means..." Hamime immediately spotted something he could spin into. It was... three round green plants! Unlike the Piranha Plant, thise plants weren't alive. Well actually they were alie because they were plants, but you know what I mean.
Hajame went to the round plant closest to him and span into it, trying to knock the plant into the Piranha Plant. Its stem was super rubbery and its stretched out really far... but it missed! Hajime just barely got out of the way in time. The plant recoiled right into where he was as split second ago. Hajie would have been knocked into the black hole!
"Whew, that's a close one," said Nagoti. "Let me try." He spinned into a nother round plant, and this time, he didn't miss. It collided with the Piranha Plant, giving it serious cranial trauma and killing it instantly. This time, just like last time, it spawned a gig sprout that Hajime and Nagito jused to go to the next planet!
"How many more sprouts are there going to be," said Hajme.
Also I should probably mention that both of the sporuts were covered in Star Bits the moment they spawned. I din't really get it, but suffice it to say that our anime boys collected a fair amount of Star Bits during their adventures so far.
Now Hajime and Nagito were on ANOTHER planet! This time, there were lots of stone blocks jutting out of the ground that they had to jump up. It was kind of like Minecraft, except there was no crafting and building system and they couldn't customize the layout of th land at all. But you know what there was? More Octoombas!
The anime guys jumped across one stone block, and then another. But then they came across an entre tower of stone blocks! They had tr figure out which ledges to jump onto, because some of them were out of their reach. But sthey had to get to the top!
"Maybe I we follow the coins," said Nagito. He collected a goin, which gave him back a health. But then, he ran into an Octomba! It was all ike, "You wanna go, huh? You wanna go?"
"OK I guess" said Nagigo. But he couldn't get out of the way in time. The Octogoomba headbutted Nagito! Its skin was poinosous just like the goomba that had hurt Ibuki last chapter, so Nagito was back down to 1 health. And what's worse, he was knocked off of the stone tower and fell all the way to the ground! But fortunately there was no fall damage. So Nagito lived, but he was in pain.
"How DARE you hurt my crush!" screamed Hajjime as he crushed the Octogoomba to death beneath his feet. "Wait a minute... did I just say that out loud!"
Nagito pretended not to hear as he clawwed his way back up to Hajime's spot on the tower. Fortunately for Nagto, Hajime was a kind boy and he saved the coin that was hidden in the Octogoomba's corpse for Nagito, who was at death's door.
"Now that I have an OK amount of health, we can go in the Launch Star," said Nagito. And what do you know? On top of the tower, at the very top, there was a Launch Star! And when they jumped into it, it launched them into NAOTHER launch Star! And then they got launched towards a planet with a giant egg on it that was so big, it was the same hight as the radius of the planet!
"Wow," said Nagitoo, "I would not want to be the creature who laid that giant egg."
"Jesus fucking CHRIST Nagito, I'll never be able to sleep again." said Haijme. He was etenrally grateful that he was a male.
"Don't worry Hinta0kun," said the ko, "I'm sure that the egg's mother is far bigger than the egg itself. It might be the size of multiple planets. In fact, I bet that it had an easier time giving bith than a human would because"
But the Tumblr sexyman was interrupted when he and his bf crash-landed into the egg! The egg cracked and the two husbands fell on the ground. Then, a giant creature emerged from the egg! Well, partially emerged. It was walking around on its two legs and it has its tail sticking out, but the rest of its boyd was still covered in the mostly intact eggshell.
"Whoa, I think WE just gave birth to a baby!" said Hajime. "Maybe it will lead us to the Power Star :)"
"Yeah, it's kinda cute, and it's following us around!" said Nagito. "Maybe it wants to play :D"
Hajime and Nagito walked around with the baby creature for a little bit. Tears started to well up in Hajiee's eyes. "Komeada..." he said to the Ko. "Are we... daddies1?"
Hajime stopped for a bit and stared deep into Komeeda's beautiful gray eyes. For as long as Hajime'd known the pale, messy-haired twink, he'd been nothing but a creepy nuisance. Always interfering in cases, trying to get people killed, acting creepy, and being clearly insane. But there was something about him that had changed. During their adventures across the various planets, Nagioo had mellowed out. He'd been supportive. Friendly. Attractive, even. It had been what, half an hour since they'd first arrived in Good Egg Galaxy? But they had grown so close. Could this be what Nigito had once been like, long ago, before the lymphoma cancer and the temporal dementia had driven him insane? Was this the true Ko?
Slowly but with determination, Haijime leaned closer towards nagito. They'd had a sortof kiss before, back near the cottage, but more than anything, he wanted to have a real one. This close to Ngagito, Hajime could notice every small detail about the sexyman. Things he'd never even noticed before. Every last tangled curl of his wild, white hair, every red, detailed marking in his iconic green hoodie, every fold of skin on his ginormous, obese body... Wait a minute, had Nagito always been this heavyset, or...?
"Wait a minute," said Hajime, pulling back slightly. "You're not Nagito. You're..."
The two were suddenly interrupted by the loud sound of a crack. The gigantic baby had been whacked in the head with its own tail! The egg shattered, revealing that the baby was... a Dino Piranha! It was like a Piranha Plant, but an animal instead of a plant. Except it maybe was a plant because it had petals on its Piranha head and it had leaves for arms. Anyways, the baby wailed in fear, pain, and anger and imeeditately turned around to chase the person who had attacked it. The attacker was...
the real Nagito Komaeda!
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Nagitwo to Nagito. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILD!?"
Nagito started to evil laugh. "HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" he cackled manically.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" cried hajime with tears in his eyes. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Don't you see?" said Nagito. He was covered in sweat and was hugging himself manaically. This was while he was still running around being chsed by the Dino Piranha. "I need to create a tragedy, because the worse things that happen now, the brighter hope will shine in the future!"
"I don't give a FUCK about hope," said Hajime. "You just ATTACKED OUR BABY."
"You don't care about hope, the most important thing in the world?" Nagito began to cry. "I'm used to people not getting the picture, but I thought you, Hinata-kun, of all people, would understand me. I have to say, I'm disappointed."
"I'M the one who's disappointed," Hajime spat. "The shit you pulled in chapters 1 and 5 of Danganronpa 2 was bad enough. But hurting a baby? That's a new low, even for you."
"I understand that you think I'm nothing but subhuman garbage. After all, that's exactly what I am," said Nagito. "But you have to understand! The entire universe is at stake! And in order to save it, we need nothing less than the ultimate hope! The biggest hope that can possibly exist in the universe! Which means we need the ultimate tragedy! And what's more tragic than ending an innocent life right after it's begun?!"
"Wait NO NAGITO NO YOU'RE NOT PLANNING TO" said Nagitwo.
But it was too late. Nagito reached into his butthole and pulled out an AK-47. He held the trigger down and absolutely riddled the baby Dino Piranha with bullets. It screamed and cried as its massive body was eaten away by bullets. In just a matter of seconds, the baby creature died. Its corpse fell to the ground, showering Haime, Nagito, and Nagitwo with gore.
Hajie and Nagitwo were speechelss. All they could do was sob. Meanwhile, Nagito stood there, eerily calm. "How depressing," said the real Ko. "The Dino Piranha's hope wasn't strong enough to stand a chance against our own."
Hajime spat at the ground. "I can't even LOOK at your right now." he said.
"Hajime," said the Ultimate Impostor. "I am so sorry. I can't even begin to-"
"YOU'RE not the one I'm mad at," said Hajime, making full eye contact with Nagitwo, his eyes full of tears. "YOU didn't MURDER A BABY.'"
"But look!" said Nagito. He pointed to a Power Star that was embeded into one of the larger chunks of the Dino Piranha 's corpse. "The murder of this baby was necessary in order to progress! See, Hinata-kun?"
A small fanfare played in the background as the three anime boys floated around the Power Star. Nagito grabbed it and hoisted it into the air. "Wahoo!" he said. The other two were completely silent.
Even though the Power Star wasn't a Grand Star, it was still able to fly everybody back to the Commet Observatory. But this time instead of landing them on that stained glass platform and the front and center of the observatry, it landed them inside of the Terrace dome. "Congratulations, you're back!" said the Luma inside of the dome. The Luma was completely unaware of what Nagito had done. All they saw was the Power Star in Nagitos hand.
Nagitwo was PISSED. "The ONE reason I chose to stop disguising myself as Byakya was because of that awful fart stunt he pulled in the pocket domension. I just wanted to dress up as somebody normal instead. But NOW, the person I chose to dress as decided it would be a GREAT IDEA to KILL A BABY! So I'm going to have to impersonate the only normal person here: Maihru Koizumi!"
"Hey, I;m here too!" said Makoto. But it was too late. The Ultimate Imposter has put on a green overall dress, pulled off his white wig to reveal a red, apple-shaped one, and turned into a girl.
Hajime sighed. "I need a minute. A LONG minute."
MahIIru huffed. "Yeah, me too."
And so they held hands and left the observatory dome.
"I guess that leaves me on my own to search for more Power Stars," said Nagito. "But I'm just oridinary, everyday garbag.e. I'm nothing like any of these Ultimates. There's no way I could get a Power Star all on my own."
So Nagito left too. And now I bet you're wondering, who will the next intergalatcic adventurers be? Well, you'll have to find out in Chapter FOUR.