Bandit had just got out of bed to start the day. After showering and brushing his teeth, he headed downstairs to the kitchen to greet his wife chilli.
Bandit: Good morning my beautiful wife, lovely day we're hav-
Chilli immediately covered bandits mouth and lowered him behind the cupboard.
Chilli: shhhhhhhhhh.
Bandit immediately began seeing the situation after chilli shushed him. He whispered to her.
Bandit: What are they up to now?
Chilli: Let's just say Janet and Rita are about to pay a visit.
The couple peaked behind the cupboard and look through the doorway seeing bluey and bingo put on their granny outfits.
Janet (Bluey): Rita, we might need to get some baked beans soon. Have we got enough money for the bus?
Rita (Bingo): Let me check.
Rita (Bingo) got out her coin purse and began to count.
Rita (Bingo): one…two…oh this is a nice one. Janet, did I tell you the story about how I got this coin?
Janet (Bluey): Ummm, no I don't believe you have.
Rita (Bingo): Well, the story begins way back, about 50 years ago-
As Rita (Bingo) began telling the story about the coin, bandit and chilli hid behind the cupboard again.
Chilli: ugggh. I don't wanna deal with the grannies today.
Bandit: Yeah, me neither.
Bandit thought for a moment of what to do, then had an idea.
Bandit: But I think I know someone who can. Stay here. I'll be right back.
Chilli was worried about what bandits idea could be but the thought of dealing with Janet and Rita pushed those worries away so she waited as bandit sneaked off. As he hid behind the couch, Rita (bingo) was still telling the story about how she got that specific coin.
Rita (Bingo): but unfortunately, Harry never called back. It was only until nineteen something that I learned he had a bad case of the sniffles that he wasn't able to answer.
Janet (Bluey): Oh poor Harry. Whatever happened to him?
Rita (Bingo): Well, that's a funny story.
Bandit made his way behind the couch as Rita continued her various stories. He made his way to the play room and searched the toy box for what he was looking for. Narrowly avoiding setting off chattermax. He search a few more seconds till he found it.
Bandit: Ah ha.
Bandit then snuck behind the couch as Rita was now on another story she was telling Janet.
Rita (Bingo): Anyway long story short, they were out of cream puffs! Can you believe that?
Janet (Bluey): Oh, young people these days. Always thinking never having certain treats won't be a big deal.
Bandit then sneaked back to the kitchen and behind the cupboard where chilli was.
Chilli: Ok, what's the plan?
Bandit: We let this guy deal with them.
Bandit then pulled out a certain puppet with a shaggy mane and a horn on his head. It was none other than unicourse, the annoying puppet of the household.
Unicourse (Bandit): Hey, Hey! How's it going Willy!?
Chilli: Uggh not…unicourse?
Chilli was annoyed at first but suddenly realize she never seen unicourse meet the grannies before. The thought of this interaction suddenly intrigued her.
Bandit: Unicouse, me and CHILLI need you to watch over two troublesome grannies so we can relax.
Unicourse (Bandit): aaaaaaaaand why should I care?
Bandit: If ya do, I'll give you a big bucket of chicken.
Unicourse (Bandit): Ok I'm convinced. What do ya say toots?
Chilli looked at unicouse, then at the grannies, then at unicouse, then at the grannies, then at unicourse.
Chilli: Let me make some tea first. This is gonna be interesting.
Meanwhile, Rita was finishing up her various stories.
Rita (Bingo): And that Janet is the story about how I got my boogers replaced.
Janet (Bluey): That was a very lovely story Rita. I think it's about time we get some baked beans now.
Rita (Bingo): Oh of course Janet.
Chilli then came in the living room with a cup of tea to meet the grannies preparing to witness what would be a very intriguing interaction.
Janet (Bluey): HERE COME THE GRANNIES!
Chilli: Janet, Rita, me and bandit want the two of you to meet a very special friend of his.
Rita (Bingo): What was that dearie?
Janet (Bluey): She said she wants us to meet a friend of theirs.
Rita (Bingo): pardon?
Janet (Bluey): I SAID SHE WANTS US TO MEET A FRIEND OF THEIRS!
Rita (Bingo): Oh, Fred was taken to the looney bin 70 years ago.
Bandit then walked in holding unicourse behind his back.
Bandit: Perhaps I can clear up the situation.
He then revealed unicourse causing the girls to temporarily break character laughing at his appearance.
Unicourse (Bandit): Hey, Hey! How's it hanging ya old chooks? The names unicourse.
The girls then got back into character as the grannies to officially "meet" unicourse.
Janet (Bluey): Why hello young man. May I say you have very messy hair today.
Unicourse (Bandit): GUILTY!
Rita (Bingo): That's nothing. Why back in my day, we-
Before Rita could start her story, unicourse reached into his mane, pulled out a tick, and ate it. The grannies were discussed by the site.
Janet (Bluey): ah! How very rude of you. You sir are a very naughty unicorn.
Unicourse (Bandit): aaaaaaaaand why should I care?
Rita (Bingo): Because you need to wash your hair! Here, take some coins and-
Rita accidentally drops them.
Rita (Bingo): whoopsidasiy.
Unicourse (Bandit): FREE MONEY!
Janet (Bluey): Wait a second, she was trying to give it to you. It's not yours. Wait till Rita picks them up, then she'll give them to you.
Unicourse (Bandit): Awwwwwww but I want them now!
While unicourse was arguing with the grannies, chilli was watching on the couch fascinated by what she was seeing. She never imagined seeing this type of interaction in the house before until now and she was curious to see how it would end.
Janet (Bluey): If your not gonna behave, then you can buzz off.
Unicourse (Bandit): I ain't going nowhere grandma! You two are stuck with me.
Rita (Bingo): What was that?
Unicourse (Bandit): I said you're stuck with me!
Rita (Bingo): Pardon?
Unicourse (Bandit): I SAID YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!
Rita (Bingo): Oh my, what rude language!
Rita then used her robot claw cane to whack unicourse accidentally hurting bandits hand in the process, bandit whinced in pain a bit but channel that into unicourse.
Unicourse (Bandit): OWWWW! My head! My neck! My horn!
Bluey and bingo once again broke character laughing at unicourse being over dramatic because of a simple whack. Chilli couldn't help but laugh at this as well.
Chilli: hahaha, what was that?
Unicourse (Bandit): Did you not see them whack me? They could have broken my horn!
Chilli: I'm sure it's fine. You need to get over yourself.
Bandit: She's right mate, this isn't the worst thing they've done.
Unicourse (Bandit): Easy for you to say, you dragged me into this mess because you didn't wanna deal with them ya blue baboon!
Bandit: baboon?
Chilli: Hey! That's my husband you're talking to ya grub! And may I remind you, the one who's controlling you?
Unicourse (Bandit): aaaaaaand why should I care?
Bandit: Because I'll put you away in a box in one of the closets if you don't behave yourself.
The girls laughed at the argument unicourse was having with their parents as unicourse looked at the girls then back at bandit and chilli. He crossed his arms in annoyance.
Unicourse (Bandit): UGGGGGH! Fine!
After another laugh from the girls, they got back into character as the grannies.
Janet (Bluey): Well, now that that's settled, let's fix that hair of yours.
Rita (Bingo): I believe there's a hair salon over here. Follow us.
Janet and Rita walked off as bandit temporarily broke character to talked to chilli.
Chilli: Well, I seem to be enjoying this so far.
Bandit: Maybe we should have this guy look after the grannies more often.
The two laughed at that comment before heading upstairs to the bathroom where bluey and bingo transformed it into a hair salon . The girls got back into their granny personas as unicourse walked in.
Janet (Bluey): See this? This is a hair salon. You go there to get your hair fixed.
Unicourse (Bandit): why's it a one star hair salon?
Janet (Bluey): Oh there was an incident involving Nits and some guy named Bert handsome gave it a bad review on the interwebs. No big deal.
Unicourse (Bandit): Oooooo nits? That's even better than ticks.
Rita (Bingo): bleeh, after this we're gonna change your eating habits.
Unicourse (Bandit): Oh now you can hear me.
Rita (Bingo): pardon?
Unicourse groaned in annoyance as chilli walked behind a counter made of boxes with an apron on playing a receptionist.
Chilli: Welcome to our hair salon. Please ignore the one star. One of our customers had a bad experience here.
Unicourse (bandit): So I've been told.
They all made their way to the "hair salon" as unicourse took his seat.
Janet (Bluey): We'll be sure to freshen you up mister. First, let's wet your hair.
Unicourse (bandit): It's not gonna be a shower is it?
Just then Rita (bingo) dumped a bucket of cold water on to the unicourse. Bandit shivered at the coldness but proceeded to transition it to the puppet.
Unicourse (bandit): AHHHHHH! COLD!
Everyone laughed, even bandit as unicourse was shaking from being soaked.
Unicourse (bandit): I w-w-would have p-p-refer the -sh-sh-shower!
Rita (bingo): Ok, let's brush your hair now.
Janet (Bluey) got a hairbrush and proceeded to brush unicourses hair, much to his annoyance since they're were so many knots in his hair.
Unicourse (bandit): Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Rita (Bingo): Wait a minute, what's this?
Chilli: Let me see.
Chilli looks at the brush and gasps.
Chilli: Oh no! Not again!
Unicourse (bandit): What is it?
Janet (Bluey): NITS!
Janet, Rita, and chilli ran behind the doorway screaming to avoid the nits as unicourse didn't seem to mind.
Unicourse (Bandit): You all say nits, I say breakfast.
He begins picking the "nits" from his mane and begins eating them. The grannies and chilli watched in disgust.
Grannies and chilli: Ewwwwww.
Janet (Bluey): Oh no you don't ya grub. Your gonna take a shower to get rid of those nits.
Unicourse (Bandit): Yeah, that's not gonna happen. I went in a shower once, twice actually, big mistake.
Rita (Bingo): Too bad, you're getting a shower whether you like it or not.
The grannies then grabbed on to unicourse, taking him to the shower as bandit followed along.
Unicourse (Bandit): Hey, let me go! Let me go right now! I'll just eat the nits! They're delicious!
Janet (Bluey): No! Shower!
The girls then took unicourse the shower as he was still protesting. Chilli couldn't help but laugh as she saw the events unfold. Bandit was even trying to contain his own laughter trying to stay in character.
Unicourse (Bandit): Why are you laughing?! You control me! Do something!
Bandit: Sorry mate, gotta get rid of those nits.
Unicourse (Bandit): You lousy traitor! If you weren't in control of what I do, I would-
Bandit then turned on as unicourse was drenched in water.
Unicourse (Bandit): AHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Everyone ended up laughing, even bandit over the silliness of unicourses reaction.
Unicourse (Bandit): IT BURNS! Ahhhh!
They then opened the door as unicourse crawled out of the shower
Rita (Bingo): There. No more nits.
Unicourse (Bandit): That's it! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
Janet (Bluey): Oh hush you. Come along Rita. Let's go to the chip shop.
Rita (Bingo): Ooooo, I could use some chippies.
The grannies headed to the chip shop as bandit went to get his lawyer puppet.
Chilli: I think I know where this is gonna go.
She went to the play room to find her police costume.
Chilli: Ah ha!
Meanwhile, the grannies arrived at the chip shop where bandit was acting as the cashier.
Bandit: CHIPS! Get your chips here!
Janet (Bluey): Time to get some chippes Rita.
Rita (Bingo): Wait, I just remembered. Weren't we getting baked beans?
Janet (Bluey): I changed my mind.
Bandit then handed the grannies the pretend chips when unicourse walked up to them with his lawyer.
Unicourse (Bandit): That's them lawyer. Look at them, munching on chips like nothing happened.
Lawyer (Bandit): Let me handle this unicourse. Pardon me ladies, my client wants to file a complaint against your actions.
Janet (Bluey): Oh he's just mad because we wouldn't let him eat the nits from his mane.
Unicourse (Bandit): See?! She admits it!
Lawyer (Bandit): Unicourse, behave yourself or we won't be able to prove their actions were wrong.
Unicourse (Bandit): But I want to sue them for what they did.
Lawyer (Bandit): Then please, calm yourself until this is over.
Rita (Bingo): Would you like a chippe?
Lawyer (Bandit): My word, are you trying to bride me with chips?
Janet (Bluey): He's onto us! Run Rita!
Rita (Bingo): Ok!
Rita then whacked unicourse with her purse causing him to fall in pain.
Unicourse: AHHH! My neck, my spine, my horn, my everything!
The grannies ran off laughing as bandit then realized something.
Bandit: Hey! You never paid for your chips! Help police!
Chilli then rushed in with a police hat and badge.
Chilli: Did someone call the police?
Bandit: Yes officer! Those grannies took my chips without paying for them!
Unicourse (Bandit): And then they whacked me with their purse! I think I broke my everything!
Lawyer (Bandit): It's true officer! I saw the whole thing!
Chilli: Stop! Police!
Chilli then chased after the grannies as they rode around in their toy car, knocking over several thing, including the lawn gnomes.
Janet (Bluey): Lovely day for a drive, wouldn't you say Rita?
Rita (Bingo): Sure is Janet.
The grannies then drove their car into the sandbox. They then got out of the car.
Janet (Bluey): Nice parking spot Rita.
Rita (Bingo): Thanks Janet.
The girls broke character laughing at their own silliness. Little did they know, chilli had just caught up to them.
Chilli: Freeze!
The girls screamed in surprised. The scene then changed to the kitchen for a courtroom setting. Chilli decided now would be the best time to put her curlers in to fix up her hair since she wasn't able to earlier. Meanwhile unicourse was in a full body cast fuming at the grannies. The grannies were minding their own business, wondering where they were.
Bandit: Court will come to order to the case of unicourse vs the grannies, Janet and Rita. Honorable judge Chilli Heeler presiding.
Chilli then looked over some blank papers, pretending they were documents.
Chilli: Hmm. Sending the defendant to a one star hair salon, assaulting him breaking his ... .everything, and not paying for chips. These are pretty serious allegations. How do you two plead?
Janet (Bluey): Yes dearie. Peas are very healthy vegetables.
Chilli: I said how do you plead?
Rita (Bingo): pardon?
Janet (Bluey): Flea? Well we saw some nits but no sign of any fleas.
Chilli: No! Are you guilty or not guilty of the crimes your being accused of?!
Janet (Bluey): Oh…..What does that mean?
Unicourse (Bandit): I think I can answer that your honor.
Chilli: Oh this oughta be good.
Lawyer (Bandit): Unicourse, please promise me you'll tell the judge the truth and not make up crazy stories. You remember what happened the last time.
Unicourse (Bandit): Stow it lawyer. I got this. So it all started when those two came out of nowhere and karate chopped me on my neck. Then they had an army of ninjas take me to the shower against my will and washed me under really hot water. I never even got to eat all the nits. But it wasn't water, it was burning hot lava!
The girls laughed at unicourses ridiculous story and chilli couldn't help but laughed herself. The lawyer faced palmed as unicourse continued the ridiculous story.
Unicourse (Bandit): But that's not all, they summoned a massive robot that grabbed me by the horn and swung me around like a rag doll! Then they started driving around destroying the city in their path!
Lawyer (Bandit): Unicourse! I said no crazy stories!
Unicourse (Bandit): OW! Now my lawyer is attacking me! Please do something your honor!
Lawyer (Bandit): No! I didn't do anything!
Chilli: Ok. Ok. I've heard enough from you. Janet and Rita, please explain your side of the story.
Rita (Bingo): Well we were on our way to get some baked beans until that unicorn fell from the sky.
Janet (Bluey): Oh, that reminds me of a story when Henry went on his first train ride. The conductor was very grumpy and rude to poor Henry. He had a pet cat who didn't like either of them.
Rita (Bingo): That reminds me of another story when we met the pet cat of ghost wheelbarrow.
Janet (Bluey): Rita, which ghost wheelBarrow was it? The one who helped us keep our house? Or the one from that haunted house. We met so many ghost wheelbarrows in our life.
Rita (Bingo): Oh that reminds me of when we helped our favorite crime fighters come out of retirement.
Janet (Bluey): Oh yeah. Who were they again? Fish man and algae boy?
Rita (Bingo): I thought it was birdman and sparrow.
Janet (Bluey): Wait! I remember! They were both named zeek.
Chilli: Ok, I've heard enough from both of you. I've made my decision!
Unicourse (Bandit): Hah! I won. In your face you old chooks!
Lawyer (Bandit): Unicourse! You didn't even tell the actual story!
Chilli: You two! Hush!
The puppets quiet down as chilli straighten out the papers to give her verdict.
Chilli: I'm throwing out the case.
Unicourse (Bandit): WHAT?!
Chilli: Your story doesn't even make any sense and you two keep changing the subject to a different story!
Janet (Bluey): Does that mean we can get baked beans now?
Chilli: Yes.
Bluey and bingo: Hooray!
unicourse then turned to bandit.
Unicourse (Bandit): Don't just stand there you blue baboon! Do something!
Bandit: After calling me a baboon? No.
Unicourse (Bandit): You've just moved up to second on my list.
Lawyer (Bandit): I'm afraid to ask. But who's number one?
Unicourse (Bandit): Guess.
Lawyer (Bandit): Oh dear.
The girls and chilli laughed at bandits self argument with the puppets as bluey and bingo took off their granny costumes.
Bluey: Well, I guess that's enough playing grannies for one day.
Unicourse (Bandit): Wait a minute! It was you kids all along!?
Bingo: Of course. Did you think we were actual grannies?
Unicourse (Bandit): Don't blame me! I didn't ask to have stuffing for brains!
Bandit: Well since they're done with the game, you two can go back in the toy box.
Lawyer (Bandit): Very well, if that's the way it is.
Unicourse (Bandit): I don't wanna go in there!
Bandit: Too bad.
Unicourse (Bandit): will- I mean chilli, help me!
chilli only grinned at the puppet.
Chilli: Bye Unicourse.
The girls laughed as Unicourse was still protesting.
Chilli: You know, at first I wasn't in the mood to play grannies today. But after seeing Unicourse interact with Janet and Rita, I couldn't help but join in.
Bluey: We're glad you did mum.
The girls then hugged chilli. Meanwhile, Unicourse was trying to convince bandit not to put him back in the toy chest.
Unicourse (Bandit): What if I take you off my list?
Bandit: Nope.
Unicourse (Bandit): I'll take the blame for any fluffies you do!
Bandit: No.
Unicourse (Bandit): What if I help you get any nits and ticks outta your fur?! I'll eat them!
Bandit: Goodnight Unicourse.
Unicourse (Bandit): It's the middle of the morning! I never even got my bucket of chicken!
Bandit just placed the puppets in the toy box and closed the lid.
I've been thinking about a story like this for a while now. I just think the idea of Unicourse interacting with the grannies is just a hilarious concept for a bluey episode. I hope you all enjoyed it.