No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2
Chapter 3: Maximum Effort (Part 3)

Using the power of something called "Google," Wade Wilson took a moment to dig up some information on some arrogant fuck named "Doctor" Victor Von Doom.

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HAH. Guess what… that cock-sucker wasn't even a real doctor, so Wade belted out a loud laugh straight off the bat. LO-fucking L. What a loser. The mercenary's laugh was hella loud, so he cleared his throat and tried not to draw attention to himself.

Ezekiel was being all cute and chatty with Victor Strange. Seeing shit like that was a major turn on for Wade, but the mercenary dialed it down as the two of them got themselves ready for the concert.

Baby Victor couldn't decide on anything to save his fuckingggggg life. He kept switching his shoes and messing with the front of his hair for some reason, so Wade kicked back in that expensive Airbnb and he started using his cellphone to DIG IN and do his own stalker research.

He chose not to use Sevgili, because he didn't want Ezekiel catching onto what he was doing.

Oh yeahhhhh, Wade was definitely looking into someone's creeptastic French tutor, because Deadpool meant what he said to that metal APE back at the meeting.

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"Your days are numbered GARGAMEL, so kindly fuck the fuck right on out…"

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Remember that? Well, Wade thought about it often… and he was making arrangements within his mind, body, and soul to prepare himself and make sure that happened.

Oh, and side note: Gargamel was the bad guy who tried to kill all the Smurfs, or whatever. Wade picked up on some "Gargamel" vibes when he first laid eyes upon that poser "Doctor" Victor Von Fuck-Face….

Ezekiel glanced over in Wade's direction, because he was sitting all weird on the sofa and it looked like he was intensely preoccupied with his cellphone.

Hmm… the baby Jackal made a mental note to return to what he was observing, because Wade's behavior was beyond suspicious.

The mercenary was reading over a stupid newspaper article that was written all about Mr. Dick-Tip. OH, so he was a "scientist" as well, on top of being some world-renowned super genius.

Where's your fucking Pulitzer Prize, dipshit? Cuz if the clown didn't have one, then by Wade Wilson's standards he wasn't legit.

Big questions began to pop up in his head tho, like how strong was he? How old was his Doom-sicle? Has Ezekiel ever seen it? Did he tuck Ezekiel into bed at night when he was a baby punk kid?

Why was Ezekiel into guys anyway? When did that become a thing? Did it stem from all the late night "chemistry lessons" that he had with his private tutor?

Sooooooo many questions, but the biggest one on his mind had to do with Doctor Doom's current strength. What's his fighting style? His endurance? And WHAT are his powers like?

You see, Wade planned to fight the fucker and show him who's boss, but the mercenary didn't jump into any sort of fistfight until he knew exactly who he was dealing with…..

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"We're ready when you are, Wade."

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Ezekiel's quiet voice broke through the void, so Wade sat back on the fancy sofa and he gasped in as much air as he could. Are we all readyyyy to parrrttyyy? Hell yeah, let's fucking go.

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"Let's do this. Victor your bird boy told me he's already in line.."

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Wade made sure to update Victor on his ex-boy toy, then the mercenary tuned back into the chat and ditched his cell phone completely.

The infamous mercenary gave Ezekiel a flirty smile before he jumped up tall, then he put on his mask and fixed the position of his swords. One of them wasn't set quite right against his back, and that shit was annoying….

Chapter: DONE

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