No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor)
Chapter 56: Chaos Control (Part 6)


"Kotoba mitsukerarezu. Omowazu fureta katasaki…."

"Kimi wa nannimo iwazu ni… Tsumetaku furihodoku…"

"Hon no sasai na gokai kara…

Osanai ai wa kuzureteku…

Sonna kanashii kao wa mitakunai…"

Ezekiel Stane woke up when he felt like it, showered, put on a "buttery soft" robe, then he quietly set his clothes on the bed.

Wade Wilson ordered something specific from room service that morning, then he started doing a bizarre looking dance number in front of the television screen that dominated their room.

"Yume sae nakushitemo…

Sono hohoemi dake sutenaide…

Kono mune kagayaite ite…"

"Itsuka chikau bokura…

Kono te de kizuku mirai wa…

Kanarazu kono basho de…

Kimi ga doko ni itatte…"

Ezekiel could read, speak and understand Japanese, so he quietly laughed at what was happening in front of him. Wade knew all the dance moves to whatever was happening on the screen, and…

"Dakedo ima wa futari setsunaku…

Sorashita hitomi…

Deaeru koto wo shinjite…"

"Issho ni nagameta hoshizora…

Ikutsumo hikari nagareteta…

Omoide wa mada kietari wa shinai…"

What in the actual fuck? The Jackal's laugh expanded, then he took a moment to capture the scene. He brought his hands up and quickly formed a square.

Like using a cellphone, Ezekiel captured what was happening with his tech. He sent a video of Wade dancing to some Japanese pop princess song, then he sent it straight to Victor Strange.

It was beyond hysterical. Ezekiel had to roll his eyes too, then he slowly made his way back onto the bed.

His body was hella sore, but the Jackal embraced the pain. He didn't let his tech heal anything, cuz, he… wanted… to… feel it…

Wade kept doing the crazy dance moves, and he was moving perfectly in sync with the young woman on the screen. Ezekiel read the song name on the left corner, then he read the artist's name.

Nami Tamaki? LOL. What the fuck Wade…

The Jackal laughed to himself again, then he glanced down at the food that was delivered to them a short while ago. The infamous mercenary explained that it was a peanut butter and jelly "crepe", and it looked…

"Mimi wo sumashita nara kuchibue de fuita ano uta no…

Fureezu kikoehajimeru…"

"Soshite sora no mukou…

Kokoro ga egaku ashita wa…

Mo ichido ano basho de kimi no tonari ni iyou…

Kitto bokura futari korekara kakenukete iku

Hibi ni imi ga aru no nara…"

Ezekiel took a bite of what was prepared, and he thought about, stuff… The crepe was crunchy, sweet, and… good. The word "yummy" filled his mind as he took another bite.

Wade was doing a bunch of dancing at that point in the song. The choreography was picking up more and more as the baby Jackal watched…

So, PB&J had a good flavor, and Ezekiel liked how the mixture felt on his tongue. He diagnosed that there was no nutritional value to be found anywhere in the dish, but, who cares…

"Itsuka chikau bokura

Kono te de kizuku mirai wa…"

That peculiar "music video" stopped playing all of a sudden, and Ezekiel just about choked on what he saw next up on the screen.

You see, Wade was using his suit to project content onto the large television, but he received a call toward the end of the video. It interrupted Wade's JPOP moment, and Ezekiel's soul almost left his body.

Charles Xavier was calling Wade, and that was never a good thing. Ezekiel seriously dropped down beneath the sheets when he processed who was calling. He covered his head with a pillow, while Wade scoffed to see Xavier's face as it showed up on the screen.

"This better be good, baldy-locks."

"Good morning, Wade. Something has been brought up amongst the Surveillant Council, so we need to speak to you and Rae-Ann…"

Yeah, fuck that. Wade crossed his arms up immediately, and he quickly tuned out half of whatever the EFF it was Charles fuck-face Xavier had to say.

He glanced back at the bed, and he noticed that Ezekiel was hiding himself from being seen on the screen. Wade thought that was funny. He gave a goofy laugh then, oh yeah, he turned back toward the Freak-Police and gave him a piece of his mind.

"You fuckers had your time with Rae-Ann yesterday , so by your own rules you have six days before you can bore us again with another meeting. She has a mandatory appointment with you ONCE a WEEK."

Understood? Cuz Wade was waaayyy too busy practicing his Japanese pop-star choreography. He felt extremely bothered by Xavier's random noise, and he glanced back again cuz it sounded like Ezekiel quietly laughed at what was said.

The quiet coyote's little laugh was suuupppper quiet tho, and super cute. Wade held a gleeful smile as Charles made an attempt to respond to Wade, but the mercenary snapped his focus back in the mutant's direction and said something else.

"OH, and if someone from your little Stalker Council has another bug up their ass about something, I suggest you file a motion through the court, or whatever. Comprende? Amigo Calvo?"

Ezekiel had to slap a hand over his mouth to keep himself from laughing beneath the pillow, because Wade's last comment was wild as fuhhhkkk. A long silence slowly settled once it was over, and it took an eternity for Charles to respond…

The mutant clearly wasn't amused with Wade's behavior, so he gave the mercenary a frosty-cold stare.

"Very well Wade Wilson. You and I shall resume this conversation in six days."

Groovy! Wade messed with his buttery soft robe for a moment, then he gave the mutant a slick gangsta sign straight from the east side.

Charles didn't react to the hand signal at all, and the screen he was on just went all silent and blank. The silence was…..uhh, yeah Ezekiel always felt extremely nervous when Xavier went out of his way to communicate with Wade.

Uhh, the mercenary didn't give it any thought. He glanced behind him once again, then he quickly hit the play button to resume his dance session with Ms. Nami Tamaki.

"Kanarazu kono basho de…

Kimi ga doko ni itatte…

Soshite sora no mukou…

Kokoro ga egaku ashita wa…"

"Mo ichido ano basho de kimi no tonari ni iyou…

Dakedo ima wa futari setsunaku…

Sorashita hitomi…

Deaeru koto wo shinjite…."

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Chapter: END

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