No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor)
Chapter 74: The Beautiful People (Part 4)
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White rabbit?…
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…. Hello? White rabbit?
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Oh where, oh where could he be?
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Wade Wilson was combing his way through members of the "Purifier" brigade with some pep in his step, but he started looking around and wondering what the eff happened to his little white rabbit.
His cute little hunny bunny was nowhere to be found, so of course the mercenary started hunting around and digging deeper. Just for kicks, he picked up one of the purifiers and he asked the man if he'd seen the white rabbit.
Have you seen my fiancé? He asked that too, but oh… wait… the guy was dead. Wade let out a short laugh, then he tossed the dude off toward his left…
The X-Men were making their way down into the dark depths of the church. That's all fine and dandy, as far as Deadpool was concerned. He recognized a couple mutants as they ventured in, but they weren't who he was looking for…
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Oh no, they definitely weren't the shiny white rabbit. Strangely, the walls around the infamous mercenary started rumbling around for some reason, and Wade picked up on the source straight away.
He saw a flock of "Iron Mongers" heading up toward the Earth's surface, and oh my, oh my…
They were clearly chasing his lil white rabbit, and Wade gasped as soon as he saw him. OH YEAHH, he also remembered that he could use Sevgili too. Duh. Wade activated his shiny new armor, and he started taking off after his significant other.
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"HEY, LISTEN DIPSHIT. THESE PEOPLE NEED HELP."
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Someone literally ripped Wade Wilson backward, and the mercenary was surprised to find himself slammed back down to the ground.
UH, Whoa? Excessive force, much? Deadpool's brain spun around in his noggin for a couple seconds, then he looked up and saw who it was.
The mutant named Wolverine was standing over Wade, and he didn't like the idea of Deadpool cutting out before everyone there was secure and safe.
OH, WOLVERINEEeee. Whoa! Wade was beyond flattered to be thrown down onto the ground like that. They were old pals as well, so the mercenary truly forgot how to stand up in that moment..
A sudden "blast from the past" feeling took over his body, so Deadpool tried to hug the angry mutant and show him some love with his legs.
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"Get your goofy ass up and help these people.."
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"I can't. You know I'd love to, but I've got some tail to chase…"
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Wade absolutely HAD to catch the white rabbit, so he did a graceful backflip and he pushed his body upward and into the sky. Wolverine was unable to grab his leg that time, so the mercenary flew hard and picked up the pace.
Those Iron Monger machines were friggen GONE too, and that was beyond annoying. Wade was new to using his suit, so he quickly asked Sevgili to track down Ezekiel by using every nickname that he had for him in his head.
Come on now, track down Shiny, Rae-Ann, his quiet coyote, his hunny bunny and oh wait, track down Zephyr?
Wade eventually got a hit, so he left Wolverine, the mutants, and all of their mutant drama down below in his dust…
Chapter: END
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