No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2
Chapter 47: Whatta Man (Part 7)
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Hold up. Did he say, Battleworld?
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As in, battle-world? A world to battle in?
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OH OH OHHHhhhhh. Wade Wilson was so friggen down for that shit. He wanted to hop on someone's Magic School Bus and head straight to the gig, cuz then he planned to fuck up somebody's smug mug.
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Speaking of smug… Wade watched Ezekiel's Dick-Tip science teacher suddenly evaporate in a puff of smoke as soon as the meeting concluded.
Doctor Doom didn't stick around, and Wade was beyond glad he left. He didn't say anything to his precious fiancé either, WHICH WAS GOOD.
He didn't want that cock-sucker even breathing the same air as Ezekiel Stane, but of course…. the quiet coyote wanted the opposite. He friggen wanted that jerk to continue lurking around, so… you know what that means?
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It means Doctor Victor Von Fuck-Face needed to die a tragic death, so Wade started wondering which big-wig he had to sleep with in order to make that happen. I MEAN…. WHO could kill Doctor Doom?
… Thanos?
Don't make me fucking laugh. Wade lol'd at his own inner monologue, then he quickly noticed that life had carried on within the deliberation room. Ezekiel left with Charles Xavier, and most of the Surveillant Council members were about to leave.
OOOOH. Steve Rogers was still talking to ICK Fury on the Zoom screen, and Wade rejoiced when he still saw Tony Stark beside him on the screen. Perrrrfeeecttt. Wade decided to pounce on the opportunity to talk to them, so he made a run for the left side of the room.
He bumped the table just as Donna Strange walked around it, and the woman rolled her eyes. Wade noticed, yet he didn't… because the mercenary was on a mission.
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"CAN I TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU'RE DONE? It's important."
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Wade kinda had to pee as well, but he was doing his best to hide it. "Ick" Fury looked away from the large screen for a moment, and he took a second to observe the loudest man on the planet…
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"Sure?"
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I mean, I guess? Nick Fury gave Wade Wilson an awkward shrug, then he gave Steve Rogers a confused look. The infamous Deadpool was just… too weird for someone like Nick Fury, so he was glad to pass the crazy one onto the next person.
He walked away from the screen and said a cordial goodbye to Donna Strange. Her portal back to wherever was all set and ready to go, but Wade saw her face.
She smiled at "Ick" Fury… and she didn't roll her eyes at all. Wade also noticed the smile that Fury produced for her, and he understood that he didn't receive the same treatment…
Wade just swallowed down some spit. He thought about launching it right in their faces, but no….
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ANYWAY. Wade turned his focus back to the Zoom screen. Steve Rogers was still there by the beach, and his facial expression remained the same. His face just looked … nice. There was no sass, and no disdain.
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"Uhhh… hey there. Do you two have a second to chat? Ezekiel is talking with Xavier, so I thought this was a good time to talk to you guys…"
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Hah. How cool was this? Talk about perfect timing. Wade felt pretty happy about catching them right when Shiny was busy chatting with his shrink. The mercenary felt more than happy, actually, and Steve could see that.
He glanced at Tony for a sec, then his focus returned to the energetic man who kept moving around in front of the screen. Was… was Wade okay? Seriously, the guy seemed a bit more loopy than usual.
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"We have time Wade. What's up?"
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Steve Rogers was a saint. Tony looked over at the screen off and on, but the fiesty brunette was more or less focused on the ocean waves in front of him. Wade's behavior was more than weird, but it's Deadpool, so….
Who the fuck knows what he's got squirreled up in his head…
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"AWESOME. I have to pee too, so I'll be quick, but I was wondering if YOU TWO would be interested in setting up some sort of double date? With us? Me and Ezekiel? Now, I'm not talking swinger shit… unless you're still into that… I've heard some rumors… but, I was just thinking of doing something nice, fun, and maybe something easy? Ezekiel's really new to all this sort of stuff and OH we're Facebook official now. He told me we were right before the Stalker Council meeting started, so… what do you think? Could that be a thing? I won't make it weird, I swear…"
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Ummm… Steve Rogers listened to all of… that, then his immediate reaction was to look at Tony. Tony's eyebrows were WAY up toward his hairline, and there was no way in hell he was processing all of that word salad straight away….
Wade clearly had to use the bathroom, so that made the entire conversation even harder to understand and get through.
Steve was a bit caught off guard, because deep down he tried to keep details about his relationship with Tony beyond private and…
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The blonde truly didn't know what to say or how to respond. I mean, Ezekiel Stane and Tony weren't on the best of terms at the moment, but maybe that could change if… they….
Fuuuuckkkk. Wade was stepping around like a little kid that couldn't hold it in anymore, and Steve looked more or less traumatized by what he said. Oh, wait? Was this a bad idea? Wade didn't even think about them not wanting to double date, soooo… the awkward silence kinda loomed into the moment.
He got kinda swept up into the idea of them finally being legit. Wade wanted their first actual "date" to be special, and… so, he thought…
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Oh, wait… hold up. Wade suddenly recognized that look. Oh, well… shoot. He totally called that wrong… maybe?
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"Oh, we'd LOVE to arrange something with you two. Count us in… Steve can work out all the details with you, for sure."
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Tony Stark finally translated Wade's freak-speak, and he decided to give the situation an answer that no one would expect. I mean, OF COURSE he wanted to spend some quality time with Ezekiel Stane… who wouldn't….
Wade freaked out immediately, and he started acting like he'd won the lottery or something. Now, Steve on the other hand? Ohhhh he started looking straight at his Little Red Corvette, cuz he wasn't buying that shit for a second….
Chapter: END
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