No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2
Chapter 52: Extra Dry, Extra Olives (Part 2)
Uhhh, Wade Wilson was definitely processing a lot… Ezekiel took off on him after he revealed the details about their upcoming double date, and…
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Wade was really caught off guard. He didn't know what to do, honestly… so he basically freaked. The mercenary jumped on his phone immediately and he mad dashed out a text message to Ezekiel stating three special words…
No, not "those" three special words… the two of them hadn't exchanged the I love you's at this point in time…
It didn't seem like that was ever going to happen, because just processing an actual date between them was becoming a chore. No, the three special words Wade typed out on his phone went as follows:
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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That's all he wrote, and he almost tossed his phone off toward the moon. The merc was so mad he could probably chew through metal, cuz… Ezekiel taking off was just….
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"Sevgili? Can you follow the White Rabbit and tell me where our precious Zephyr is right now?"
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He really didn't expect that reaction at all, so Wade started aimlessly pacing around the sidewalk just outside the bullshit S.H.I.E.L.D. base. Man, come on… they had the best morning too, and now this shit had everything mega fucked up.
Wade started thinking about what he said, what Ezekiel said, and he tried not to recall the broken look on his face. Did he really not listen? Since when? Wade thought that he was doing an okay job at that sort of stuff.
Sevgili's super cool voice chimed back in right when Wade's thoughts began taking a dark turn… so, that was good.
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"Sir, Zephyr's location cannot be determined at this time. It's been disabled and all communication links to it have been disconnected."
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MUUTHERFUCKKKKKK….. Wade just about crushed his phone when he heard the response about Ezekiel's tech, but the merc kept his cool and he stopped himself from pulling the trigger. Think cool. Be cool. All was well. This was just… a lover's spat.
He better not pop up in Victor Von Fuck-Face's country, cuz Wade was about to lose it. Where the fuck did Doctor Dick-Tip live anyway? Was it Transylvania….
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"Hey SEV, where the fuck does Doctor Victor Von Fuck-Job Doom live? What's the name of his bullshit country?"
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"Sir, Victor Von Doom rules a small European country called Latveria. The territory is located in the middle of Romania, Serbia, Croatia, and Hungary."
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Ohhhh, so the fucker was in Europe… He's European oohhh wow. Big fucking deal. If Ezekiel went there, then Wade was going to physically have a cow. Do you know what it means to "have" a cow?
It means shit was going to get ugly, reallll quick…
There was no time for the mercenary to stew on the thought of Ezekiel taking off to see his friggen math tutor, because that couldn't happen. That wouldn't happen, right? Cuz they supposedly weren't on that level…
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"Sev, if any trace of Zephyr shows up in all of your.. tech stuff, please let me know. I'm flying blind here, and I hate that."
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"Sir, I will alert you immediately when Zephy's location is enabled and when the communication link has been re-established."
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GOOD. Wade's phone started going off too while he heard that and stomped around in a bitter rage. He thought it was a response back from his cute lil fiancé, but no.
The infamous Deadpool received a shock that was on another level entirely, because Steve Rogers was suddenly calling his phone.
OH WOW. Wow wow wowwwww. Wade answered his call right away and he immediately started over sharing what had happened. Ezekiel ditched him, you see, and that shit wasn't cool…
Steve got an earful straight out the gate, and it took the blonde a while to explain why he was calling. He wanted to meet Wade for their lunch date. Get it?
The two of them really needed to talk, and Steve quickly recognized that they both were kinda stuck in a similar boat….
Lunch? Wait. It was lunch time? Okay. Wade hella wanted to join Captain America for lunch. He heard the details, and processed them as much as he could.
Steve said he wanted the two of them to meet at his favorite sandwich shop. Mama Louisa's. Brooklyn. Meet in half an hour? Uhh, Wade could definitely meet him in half an hour.
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He agreed immediately, and the merc explained that he totally had to change out of his suit first. Steve Rogers didn't need to know that he'd been in the suit for a while and… uhh… Wade just left it at that, and he scrambled just a bit before he waved down a cab.
Wait. He waved down a cab? Hold up. The mercenary forgot about utilizing Sevgili to fly home and change. Oh yeah…
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He didn't expect EZEKIEL to be there at all when he made it back to his "gutter rat" house. Why would he go there? I mean….
Uhh.. Wade's intrusive thoughts about their "relationship" returned to him as soon as he made it home. His gut instinct was spot on, like always, and he wasn't surprised to see that Ezekiel wasn't there…
His quiet coyote had his own home up north, but only Victor Strange had been there in person. Wade definitely knew where it was, but… so far the mercenary hadn't been invited in.
He tried not to think about that tho… and the merc just got ready for his sudden interaction with Steve…
Chapter: END
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