No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2
Chapter 60: Extra Dry, Extra Olives (Part 10)


"Sir, the communication link for Zephyr has been restored. I have its current location, and you have an unread message."

Sevgili's super cool voice cut straight through Wade Wilson's discussion with Steve Rogers. Apparently Zephyr was back online, so Wade just about jumped out of his chair when he heard the news.

Sayyyyy whaaatttt. Yesssss. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me nowwww. Where's he at, and what does he have to say?

"Where's he at Sev?! And what does Shiny wanna say to me? What's his message…"

Wade was expecting a friggen APOLOGY. It better be an apology, or else that rich brat named Ezekiel Stane could consider himself dumped. Just kidding. Wade literally snorted and laughed out loud at the thought, because they'd been officially "official" for what… two minutes?

"Sir, I've patched over the message to your cellphone. It's a text message, and there's no audio for me to provide."

Ezekiel wanted the message to be sent discreetly, so Sevgili was instructed not to say the message out loud. Wade Wilson wasn't aware of those details, and he didn't want to know that kinda shit anyway…

He smiled at Steve sexy-pants Rogers, then he fished out his cellphone and started looking for the message.

The blonde noticed the change in Wade's behavior as the soon as the message was eventually delivered. The merc seemed a bit, flustered? Hmm.. Steve tried to peer over and see what was on his screen.

Sorry daddy, would a top off make it better?

Wade looked wayyyy too friggen happy, and it was… adorable. Steve was clearly amused. He wanted to know what the message said, and he couldn't stop watching Wade and his mess. The mercenary was truly something to behold…

AHAHhhhhhh… Wade read Ezekiel's message again, and he just about died in his seat. Holy Toledo cowboy, that message was a doozy for sure. Wade was all grins as he read it a third time, then he quickly typed out a response.

Awww, but your "stupid" daddy doesn't know what that means. Can you explain it please?

L - O - FUCKING - L. EZEKIEL FUCKING STANE CALLED HIM STUPID EARLIER, so Wade decided to play the victim and act dumb. He mad dashed out that response too, and he caught Steve Rogers looking over trying to catch a peak.

Wade smirked and hid his phone, cuz their innocent sexting was forever just between them… well, unless their shit got hacked by the Stalker Council… but whatever.

The mercenary was all grins, and Steve was loving the vibe. He smiled as well, and he told one of the staff members that he needed to place a second order for Tony. Ezekiel was on his way as well? Right? The blonde thought about that as he turned back in Wade's direction.

"What kind of sandwich would Ezekiel want to eat? Tony says they are heading this way…"

Did Ezekiel still eat some sort of… space paste? Steve recalled the young man living off of a peculiar diet. Wade was a flustered mess when he looked up from his phone, cuz he started thinking about typing up some kinky shit. Uhh, say what? What kind of sandwich?

"OH. Uhhh…. He likes… hmm…"

Good question. Wade set his phone on the table and he started looking through the menu. Now, what type of sandwich does a rich as fuhhhkkk spoiled brat like to eat? Wade skimmed through the menu for the weirdest one, cuz that was just Ezekiel's type of vibe.

"He'll have the Greek themed one, with the weird tasting cheese and olives. Shiny loves that kinda stuff…"

Wade also pointed at the sandwich choice that was the most complicated, because that was exactly what his adorable little fiance would have wanted. Tee hee. Wade laughed out loud once again, and Steve did his best not to laugh along with him.

Steve busied himself by placing the order, while Ezekiel Stane and Tony Stark made their way from Malibu, California to Brooklyn.

It didn't take Ezekiel long to catch up to Tony, because Zephyr was much faster than he let on. He took his "crown" and caught up quick, but the Iron Man managed to dodge him all the way across the friggen country.

They were playing a game called "tag" for sure, and the two of them made it to New York just as their order was complete…

Wade heard all the commotion outside the snazzy little deli when Tony and Ezekiel eventually arrived. People went crazy, I mean… can you blame them?

The merc almost broke his neck trying to see the two of them as they flew in, and that shit was super cool to see…


Chapter: END

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