No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor)
Chapter 99: End Game (Part 9)
Sooooo…. the Stalker Council meeting concluded on a pretty good note. Wade Wilson picked up on everything that Steve Rogers (AKA Captain Sexy-Pants) was implying toward the end there, and it all felt warm and ooey gooey, yet surprisingly spicy at the same time.
Deadpool inwardly wanted to eat some chicken enchiladas after all of that talk was over, but his eyes followed where his adorable "fiancé" went…
Ezekiel said he needed to talk to Charles Xavier, and that's alllll fine and dandy. The mercenary wasn't opposed to anyone needing to have a chat with everyone's favorite mutant freak-shrink, but he DID have an issue with some other fucker sticking around.
"Doctor" fuck-face Doom was still there, and GASP he said something to Shiny before he left the room to talk to Xavier. GASP-VILLE to the effing max. Wade wasn't very good at suppressing his inner rage.
He didn't want that metal-fuck's MUG going anywhere near Ezekiel, and it bothered him even more because he couldn't read his damn lips. He didn't know what that CHROME DOME was saying to him, and he also couldn't hear Ezekiel's voice to save his life.
The quiet coyote truly lived up to that nickname, because his voice was naturally calm and low. Wade tried not to seem bothered, but oh he fucking was…
Oh look, a squirrel. Victor Strange popped his head into Deadpool's view, and he kinda sorta informed him that he reaaaaallllyyyy pissed Ezekiel off during that meeting.
Victor had never seen Ezekiel behave that way before. His emotions were always controlled, and it used to be a challenge to understand what was on his mind. With Wade, it seemed like he was far more expressive, and sassy.
Victor loved seeing that side of him, and… he hoped Wade would catch onto what he did and fix it quick.
Deadpool heard all that, but instead of responding the mercenary stepped in closer to Victor. He started showing him something on his cellphone, but BEST BELIEVE his eyes were still following that clunky metal dick-tip as he walked around….
Ezekiel was gone at that point. He went into another room with Charles, and it seemed like Doctor COCK-SOCK was heading back to Transylvania, or wherever. No wait. He started talking to Steve Rogers, so Wade lost interest….
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"HEY Vic, Shiny and I are going to this show tonight, as soon as all this Stalker Council shit is done and over. You going with us? The time in Japan is way ahead of ours, but we're going to catch this show…"
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Wade showed Victor an image of a woman named Nami Tamaki. OHHHH the baby Strange remembered the video that Ezekiel sent him not too long ago. Wade was dancing in the video, so… the two of them were going to go do some, stuff, in Japan….
A lonely feeling washed over Victor's baby soul for a moment as he looked over the details about the concert. It was all written in Japanese, so, he definitely couldn't read it.
He wanted to join them, but without his own "date"… shit just kind of felt lame and incomplete. Wade Wilson was actually an intuitive guy, despite what the masses believed. He saw Victor's sad and lonely looking expression, and he immediately jumped into action.
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"Anybody interested in going to Japan with our tiny group after this? Shit's gunna get weird and you're all invited, EXCEPT YOU. You can eat shit and die…"
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Wade's boisterous voice filled the room as people were leaving, then he started talking directly to the "other" Victor that was there in the room.
Victor Von Doom stopped talking to "Captain" Rogers for only a moment, because some vile creature chose to make some sort of annoying announcement.
Doom ignored Wade Wilson's idiocy, but he made sure to give him an icy glare. Ohhh, Wade saw those spicy looking eyes beneath his garbage can head, so he flipped him off once again.
The infamous Deadpool did another cat call in an effort to find someone who was down to party. He loudly announced that he planned to have some fun with his "super tiny" group.
Nothing but fun times are ahead in Japan, that's what the mercenary loudly said. Victor Strange was clearly amused. It took him a while to warm up to Wade, but now the baby sorcerer couldn't get enough of him.
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"I'll go. Sounds cool."
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Say what? Wade let out a loud gasp as he heard someone actually respond to his loud and obnoxious distress call. Deadpool turned around to find the voice, but then his head had to migrate downnnnnn to see who it was.
That punk kid (who might have been named hawk boy) was the person who spoke up, and Wade was suddenly overjoyed with the outcome. Perrrffffeeecccttt.
Didn't he dump Victor Strange a while ago? How hilarious. The mercenary's smile stretched wide, then he stepped in close.
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"Awesome! Here take my number. I'll send you the details and you can meet up with us later. Cool?"
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Wade just focused in on the moody bird boy in that moment, then he sent him all the info. He didn't look in Victor's direction on purpose, cuz he was expecting the baby wizard to freak out or something.
Victor Strange being shocked was an understatement, but Wade and the archer just focused on exchanging information.
Cool. Whatever. Clint Barton loved Japan, so he simply looked over the details that he received from Wade. The text message reached his cellphone, so he stepped backward and turned his focus back toward Natasha and the rest of his teammates.
Natasha had something small planned for him that morning, so the archer took off in her direction…
Chapter: END
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