No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2

Chapter 77: Battleworld (Part 7)

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Soooooo, in case you were wondering, the "infamous" Wade Wilson made it to all the way Battleworld on his own. Well, actually… Sevgili kinda gave him a ride there.

Wade didn't have a spaceship (yet) … so traveling there indirectly (yet very directly) meant Ezekiel Stane helped him out a lot, soooo scratch that thought.

Uh, Wade started noticing something about some of the people there after he cruised around for like… ten minutes. He was looking for a booth to sign up for his death match with "Doctor" Victor Von Fuck-Face, then he noticed that someone around him said his name AND said hello.

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The fuck? Deadpool looked up from some sort of sign up sheet and he followed the sound of that voice. It wasn't a sign up sheet at all… by the way. It was some sort of printed up list…

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Someone said hello to Deadpool once again, and Wade's soul just about dropped down to his shoes as soon as he connected the dots and recalled the voice. Seriously, the guy almost pissed himself.

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OH fuck… Wade booked it immediately, cuz the person saying hello to him was definitely NOT someone he wanted to cross paths with at any point in time.

Her name was Theresa Cassidy, codename: Syrin. Their relationship started as a one night stand, then another, and another… and another. EEEPPP. He stopped for a sec to look back and catch his breath. Wade couldn't believe it… seriously. How fucking awkward was that?…

Anyway. The merc moved on from that bear trap. He thought that he dodged a bullet for sure, but then his eyes settled on another one that was headed straight for him.

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Wade gasped out loud like a cow, because the merc suddenly set his eyes on an old flame named SATANA HELLSTROM.

You see, back in the day, Deadpool was hired by Satana. They hooked up, got married too, and she was the sister of the son of Satan. Wait, wasn't she the daughter of the father of the son of Satan?

OH FUCK. Wade forgot the details, and he just about jumped out of his skin. He friggen leaped back as soon as he could, because he began to realize that a few of his ex wives, ex girlfriends, and EX significant others were, THERE?! FUCKING… WHY?!…

ACKKK! Wade friggen freaked, then he booked it as fast as he could in another direction once again. He hadn't seen those fuckers in centuries, and his love life was on the rocks once again.

The mercenary changed his relationship status on Facebook again as soon as he became "official" with Ezekiel Stane, but then they were friggen split up, separated, and on a break ten seconds later. What the fucccckkkkk.

WADE DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWWWW where Ezekiel Stane fucking was… He checked out the GPS and looked for him every five seconds, but Zephyr's location was off the grid LIKE ALWAYS.

They stopped SEXTING too, right before Ezekiel went to "talk" to his chrome dome cunt science tutor, and then his precious lil fiancé completely disappeared. He was MIA. MIA means Missing In Action, in case you weren't aware… and wait, what the fuck?

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Wade ran as fast as he could again, and he expertly dodged another fuccccckkkkkiiiinnnggg ex that showed up all random as fuck. He literally JUMPED OVER a woman named Inez Temple… Codename: Outlaw, or "Crazy" Inez.

She was a sex-starved psychopath. Can you believe that? The relationship was far too much for Deadpool to handle, so their marriage was miraculously annulled.… THANK EFFING GAWD ABOUT THAT TOO.

Anyway, she tried to say hello to Wade, but he dodged that shit faster than she could effing blink. BYE BITCH. Nice knowing ya. They ended things on a really bad note, and Wade was still bitter to the max about how shit went down.

WOW. Seriously, What in the McFUCK was going on? The sea of EX lovers couldn't have been a coincidence….no sir.

Hmmmm…. noooo, now some petty fucker definitely invited them all there, so Wade's eyes started scanning around the growing crowd for some chrome-dome cunt.

Deadpool started looking all around for Ezekiel's fancy French tutor. He almost asked Sevgili to run a scan for him too, but then his shady heart stopped when he saw something shiny.

Wade saw that pearly white suit, plain as day, so he stepped over… jumped over, and used two tall fuckers as leverage. He got to Shiny faster than you'd think.

Wade stopped right in front of Ezekiel too. Right at his feet, but… for once the merc wasn't sure what to say…

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Chapter: END

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