No-One But You (The Zephyr Endeavor) - Part 2
Chapter 95: Prince of Darkness (Part 5)
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"Think of it like…. Wolverine's healing factor being on steroids. Wade has a natural healing factor as a mutant, then he's had even more of those regenerative characteristics added on top of that because of the Weapon X program. They could have even used cells from a friggen STARFISH to enhance his regeneration process. Who knows what they did to him, but it works…"
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Ohhhh that was Tony Stark, explaining some nerdy shit to a hot blonde named Steve Rogers.
Wade Wilson heard the entire conversation, oh yes. Let's not forget the fact that he was technically in the room with them the entire time.
His body tissue was fusing back together in record breaking time, despite having an unexpected audience, and his fancy healing factor was HOT ON literally pulling Wade's shit together.
Do we know what this means boys, girls, and everything else in-between? IT MEANS Wade's soul was getting patched up quick, and the man in the box was getting ready to BLOW this popsicle stand.
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Did Tony Stark NOT hear himself earlier? Cuz Wade totally heard what he said about keeping him there. Starknado even made a dramatic comment about feeling "hesitant".
It sounded like he didn't wanna let Wade leave that cryo-tube after his body healed itself, and Deadpool even heard them all say that they'd put it up to a vote down the road.
Yeeeaah, fuck that. Wade's body was mooovin and grooovin FOR SURE, and the man was just about ready to rise up from the table.
Steve's jaw was practically on the floor as he watched Wade's body pull itself together. It was probably the craziest thing that he'd ever seen. Tony was explaining how it was possible, and after a while it…
Uhh…right. Parts of his body were actually reforming, and Wade literally lost everything after he went up against Victor Von Doom.
His Deadpool costume was destroyed, along with anything else that he had with him. Only his swords survived the battle, and that's because Wade removed them before the fight even began.
Steve went home a while ago, and he brought some clothes for Wade to put on after his epic reconstruction was complete. It was just a simple pair of jeans, a t-shirt, some shoes, socks… all that shit.
Tony informed him that they were the same size.. can you believe that?
The blonde pondered that information for a bit, because according to Tony… their measurements were the exact same all the way down to the shoes on their feet. That's trippy, and Steve began to wonder about it…
Anyway. His focus was set more toward the food he brought for the two of them, and on the man who finally sat up on that familiar table. Wade had been a test subject in that cryo-tube before. Remember?
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He was held HOSTAGE there for an eternity, actually, and that wasn't going to happen again.
Oh no. Oh no no no no no… Wade Wilson's COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS had expired a long ass time ago, Steve Rogers, and Wade wasn't into playing anymore games.
If the Surveillant Council decided to keep him there and fuck with him? OH, shit was gunna go down for sure. Wade was NOT in the mood...well, he was in "the mood" for other shit, but fuck staying there.
Any thoughts on that were SUS as fuuuuck.
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"You know, I've discovered that playing music usually speeds up the process even more… You can drop that info into the NERD PILE before I head out."
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That Stalker Council better get themselves back on track and pull together another meeting, cuz Wade's body was picking up speed… and he was justtttt about ready to take off.
He heard them all talking about Ezekiel Stane like… a day ago? So WADE knew exactly where his cute lil fiancé up and went. In truth, Wade was actually surprised to hear where Ezekiel decided to go.
He… he didn't expect him to go there, because the two of them had recently spent so much time apart.
Ezekiel usually took off and headed north when they were feuding, so… knowing he went back to their little love shack in the Bronx was very comforting. Wade couldn't wait to FINISH THIS SHIT UP and go there. He tried to mentally call upon Sevgili several times…
That tech was toast, and Wade realized that he didn't even have his cellphone anymore, to call Ezekiel.
All of his shit was destroyed, but he stood up on his feet and stretched a number of his muscles back into their proper place. His back must have cracked a million times…
The two members of his adorable audience were obviously shocked to see him stand, but FUCK THEM. Wade was cool with the two of them for a bout five minutes, because he knew that one of them voted AGAINST telling Ezekiel that he was alive.
What a cunt move… but whatever. That's how things go when the Stalker Council was involved, and Wade was mega done with all of it.
His eyes opened up again… over and over, then he started looking around the walls of Stark's lab. Shall I bust out naked?
Oh look. Wade noticed a small pile of clothing that was set beside the table for him. It was clearly clothes that belonged to Steve, so Wade gave him a toothy sweet smile as soon as he could.
Watching Deadpool regenerate was the freakiest thing either of them had ever seen, but besides that, Tony and Steve knew exactly what Wade Wilson was scheming.
His body language said it all, so the two of them exchanged a look of caution…
Chapter: END
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