No-One But You (The Mystic Consultant) - Part 2

Chapter 71: Technovore(Part 1)

The infamous Wade Wilson was hearing a bunch of silly deliberation. He picked his red mask up from the ground and he covered his face out of habit.

The mercenary tucked the red material underneath the collar of his suit as he listened to the group, then he started doing some circular motions and stretches with his arms. Wade had to keep moving, and his body was very physically fit. A quiet member of the group started thinking about that, because Wade's random movements were distracting.

Wade's body was.. super fit. The thought crossed Ezekiel's mind in that moment, then he forced himself to focus back on the conversation. The Strange siblings were talking about meeting in Nebraska, because that was their idea of a celebration. Ezekiel contemplated returning to Victor's family farm, because in a way he did feel a connection to his father.

Eugene Strange.. Ezekiel did want speak to him again. The Jackal remembered the moment when he was actually introduced to him. Victor managed to accomplish that before Deadpool launched his attack. Memories of his near-fatal injury struck a chord within Ezekiel, and before he knew it... his eyes were pointed in Wade's direction once again.

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"You guys are all BUSINESS. I know a great club, so let's go. All of us, even you Wong. No need to wait for Nebraska."

Sheesh. Wade doubled down on what he wanted to do, and his plea for the group to GET OUT and have some actual fun was being deliberated. Wade was super over all the drama and Sorcerer Supreme stuff, but he did mention that his focus was needed in Milwaukee. Wade loudly declared that he wanted to have fun first, then he wanted to finish his bloodbath in Milwaukee, then he said he'd consider having a corn fest party out in Farmville.

"LOOK, I'll break it down for you guys. The next order of business is as follows…"

1. Have some actual FUN at sexy club

2. Bloodbath in Milwaukee

3. Possible corn-field rendezvous in Nebraska

Wade even made a chart for everyone to see, and the way he was communicating with the entire group became very amusing. Everyone seemed amused with what he was saying, but some members of the group had other plans. Well, most of the group had other plans. The person who outwardly declared that he wouldn't be doing the majority was Stephen Strange.

"Yeah, I'm not going to any sort of club with you Wade. Sorry. I get myself in enough trouble as it is."

Stephen Strange had to toss his hands up on that one. Nooooo way. Stephen told himself his partying days were done and over. He left that wild side behind when things ended between him and…Tony. The former Sorcerer Supreme recalled a thing or two, and naturally his eyes travelled over toward the Tiger Striped Cat.

Tony was listening to Wade's plea for a good time. When he brought up heading out to a "club" Tony happened to notice a couple cute little ears perk up amongst the group. Only TWO individuals seemed interested in what Wade was saying, and Tony started studying them Victor,andbaby Ezekielwere listening to every single word that came out of that merc's mouth.

Even with Ezekiel Stane being involved, Tony's protective instincts took over the scene. He even pulled a Steve Rogers on the subject, and Tony approached Wade Wilson with his hands firmly planted on his hips. He looked Deadpool dead in the eyes and asked him to carefully elaborate on his plans for the group to go out and "have some fun."

"What club Wade?"

"Hah.. well, it's not the Barracuda. I know that's your type of vibe."

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OH, that club was Tony's type of vibe, but it wasn't a place for Ezekiel and Victor. Tony was onto it before any of them could even process what was being said. HE WAS ONTO itttttttt….. So Tony decided to grill the aloof mercenary before something bad happened. Half the group didn't know why Tony was up in Wade's face, but some of them were catching on.

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"What club, Wade?"

"Why, do you know them all?"

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L OH Fucking L. Wade laughed hard, because he was one of the people that didn't understand what Tony's problem was. He didn't know what was going on in anyone else's head, and he preferred things to be that way. Wade had NO IDEA what Victor Strange was thinking, or Ezekiel. And even if he did, so what…

Wade decided to challenge Tony Stark right back, because in his opinion… there was no issue. Wade Wilson was going to do whatever the fuck he was going to do, and if Tony Stark knew that people wanted to tag along, so be it. Bring it on kitty kitty, because Wade was more than up for a challenge from Tony.

"Easy kitty kitty. I promise, no Molly Poppins, or coke. I swear."

Scouts honor. Wade laughed hard again, but Tony's amusement began to fade. Wade absolutely had to drop a drug joke on Starknado, and he knew that he was definitely ruffling up some fur. Wade was known to dabble in the fun stuff, and Tony was the only person in that group who could face Wade and speak on the subject. Wade was a proud recreational user. BUT, any of hisallegeddrug, alcohol, or marijuana usage was done under the utmost professional level of circumstances.

The mercenary started hoping that Tony Stark was reading his mind in that moment. Read it and weep, kitty kitty.

"We good? Because all I'm advocating for is a little bit of fun."

Wade wasn't giving up on it either. He didn't know where the fuhhhkk he actually was in that moment, but he was sure that someone within the group could relocate him, or something. Wade started looking around the area. The Kamar taj was in Nepal, right? Was that in China? Wade didn't friggen know, and he started petting Tony's pretty hair while he thought it all over.

Down kitty. Wade kept petting him, cuz Tony was looking kinda stressed.

Chapter: END

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