Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.

A/N: I have a poll up on who Ron should be paired with, I was just going to have it be quick as I was thinking of doing one for my RWBY story but nixed that after talking with fellow writers and beta's.

Now I'll leave it up until Zita appears.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

Chapter XIII Pain King Vs. Cleopatra.

Last Time.

And before he could order them, Junior got frustrated wanting people to dance at his club having the three dance non-stop as they were forced to follow the first order they heard. Later that night, as people got into the club, Senior used the ball and as he tried to contact the leaders of the countries, Junior had the people dance as well.

In the dancing, Wade used the Kimmunicator to put sunglasses on Kim stopping the effects and her to do the same to Ron and Rufus before the newly disco-themed animatronics attack. Wade easily hacked them before Kim shot a laser on the disco ball, having it explode as the Seniors escaped.

Soccer Field.

Kim in her soccer uniform sat on the bench as Naruto coached. "You better perk up, you're the coach," James said, walking over with his crutches.

"Not anymore Dr. P, while learning to let go, the team let her go," Ron explained walking over.

"Who's coaching then?" James asked as Kim pointed to Naruto who was yelling out plays.

Naruto glanced over and checked out Kim's legs for a second before going back to coaching. "OK, try Play 23!"

Now.

Night, Middleton.

"Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"

"They're getting closer, KP!"

Kim, Naruto, and Ron in their mission clothes ran beside the mall as a mob walked toward them. "This way!" Kim turned to an alley having the others follow. "Naruto, Ron, over here! I think we lost 'em." She said as they got to a car and hid behind it.

Suddenly car lights blinded them as another group came from the other side. "Steel! Steel! Steel!"

"Come on!" Naruto pulled them to the wall, shot his grapnel, and pulled himself up.

Kim and Ron followed though Ron fell back down, having Kim swing to catch him and swing back up. And into Naruto having the group tumble into a vent and fall in the mall by a stage with three banners, two wrestlers beside the main one with that's a logo.

G.W.A.

WRESTLING

WRIOT

The first man has fair skin, is bald, and has a 5 o'clock shadow, a green over-the-shoulder singlet, wrist bands, and feet with his right being a large metal foot

The second has tan skin and is wearing a gold crown with a purple mask, trunks, wristbands, knee pads, and black boots.

"Next time we come to the mall, let's stick to the main entrance. You know, I usually like to go home and change after a mission." Kim spoke dusting herself off as the two groups walked in still chanting the names of each of the two wrestlers.

"No time for that, KP!" Ron said as Naruto put his dryer on his belt.

"OK, Why?"

"The first 100 fans to not be trampled get a free G.W.A.-tour T-shirt!" Ron smiled as she raised an eyebrow.

"G.W.A.?"

How can you not know the Global Wrestling Association? It's only the most excellent sporting organization in the world! Steel Toe rules! Yeah!" Ron yelled out as she sighed while the group walked past them.

"Pain! Pain! Pain!"

"All this just because some wrestlers are making a small appearance?" She asked hands on her hips as Ron smiled.

"Not just some. Pain King and Steel Toe! Pain King's got a bionic eye. Don't even think about looking into it. Or you'll writhe on the floor in total pain."

Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "And I suppose Steel Toe actually has steel toes."

"No, that's just a publicity gimmick. They're more like titanium, actually! A freak industrial accident."

Kim sighed at that and crossed her arms. "Right."

"Listen up, Middleton! Are you ready for action?"

They turned to the stage to see a short man in a black suit standing at the podium as the crowd cheered. "Are you ready for head-bumping, chest-thumping, back-breaking, ground-shaking confrontation?"

"Is that the main guy?" Kim asked, pointing at the man.

Ron shook his head. "Hah, no! That's Jackie Oaks. Founder of the G.W.A."

Jackie then continued. "Now here's a little secret. These two world-class athletes that I'm about to bring out...hate each other's guts! Here's... Pain King!" Pain Kin walked on the stage from the left. "And Steel Toe!"

Steel Toe walked up from the right and both posed for the crowd. "OK, I'm in the mall and I'm not shopping. What's wrong with this picture?" Kim asked before turning to Club Banana.

"Wait, wait, wait! Wrestling is more than two guys beating on each other! It's also a war of words." Ron stopped her as the two wrestlers started talking to each other.

"You are going down!"

"No, you're going down!"

"No, you're going down!"

"No, you're going down!"

Kim sighed before speaking. "Yeah, they're poets. Look, Club Banana's doing a tie-in with the museum's Cleopatra's Closet exhibit. That's where I'll be."

"I'll wait here," Naruto said from his spot sitting on the fountain.

"Really?"

"Yeah. While not as extreme as Ron, I do watch wrestling."

"Really?" She asked again.

"Yeah, I had a family member who used to do it," Naruto replied.

"Used to?"

"Took a move wrong. He'll be able to walk without a walker in about 6 months." Naruto replied, shocking her. "Yeah, it's not fake, it's scripted in that they know if they'll win or lose each night but that's about it."

She just left at that and walked into the clothing store that now has an Egyptian theme. "Hello, civilization!" She walked up to green cargo pants and hugged them.

"Oh, my gosh! How much do you love Cleo's cargos?!"

Kim turned to see a teen girl with dark skin, long black hair in a ponytail, and wearing a red dress-like shirt, and black belt, and ankle boots.

"Way much!"

Both then looked at the rack before speaking together. "Do you have them in Caesar green? Jinx!"

"You owe me a soda!" Kim said to her.

Outside, the wrestlers were still talking before Pain King pointed at Steel Toe. "It makes me sick to look at your lead foot!"

"You will be so much sicker when I stomp you with cold, hard, steel!"

"Let's go, right here, right now!"

Jackie then broke them up. "Now, now, boys! Save it for Mayhem in Middleton! Good seats are still available, folks! Eh? Eh?"

The two continued to fight, getting the crowd riled up.

Inside, the girl was behind the cash register where Kim's pants were in a bag. "Do you belong to our Club Banana Club?"

Kim pulled a yellow card out. "Charter member!"

The girl took the card and gasped. "Kim Possible?! I thought it was you, the stuff you do is so amazing!"

"Ahh, it's no big. But thanks."

"I'm Monique. Just moved here." Monique introduced herself.

"Cool. Where'd you go to school?"

"Middleton High."

Kim smiled at that. "Me, too!"

"I start Monday!"

"You totally have to let me show you around!" Kim said as Monique smiled and nodded.

"Deal!"

Suddenly, Naruto was tossed in and up to the desk before he kipped up. "Oh you're in for it now you son of a bi-"

Smack!

"Ow!"

"Language Naruto!" Kim scolded, smacking him upside the head.

Naruto ran out as Monique smiled."Ooh, he's cute. He seein' anybody?" Kim blushed slightly at that. "OK, I get it."

"See you at school!" Kim ran out and she and Naruto helped Ron from the crowd and dodged them by jumping up onto the stage.

"That was some performance. Have you ever thought about a career in professional wrestling?" Jackie clapped as he walked up to them.

"So not!" She said as Naruto shrugged.

"I guess as any fan has."

"I'll tell ya what, here's three tickets to Mayhem in Middleton. Enjoy yourself on Jackie." Jackie gave Kim three tickets and left as Ron smiled.

"These are backstage passes. You get to go backstage! You got a backstage pass where the backstage is!"

"And hang out with some guy named Steel Cage?!" Kim asked as they walked off the stage.

"Ah, KP, Steel Toe is a guy. Steel cage is, well, a cage."

Kim handed Ron the tickets as they got to the bottom. "You take 'em."

Ron blinks at that. "You can't just give them away! You know what these are worth...? OK, you can give them to me. Hey, let's go back to your house and watch wrestling so we get psyched to watch wrestling!"

Kim shook her head as they walked towards the doors leading out. "Not tonight. I'm going to the Cleopatra's Closet exhibit at the Middleton Art Museum. It's a special preview for Club Banana frequent buyers."

"You'd rather see some dead queen's clothes than watch Steel Toe's Night of 100 Bruises with me and Naruto?"

"My answer would have to be... hello? Yeah. See ya!" Kim ran off as Ron scoffed.

"Cleopatra! Like anybody's gonna remember her ten years from now! Hah!"

Later, Middleton Art Museum.

Kim wearing her new pants and pink top walked in as Monique ran up also in the same pants and a lighter shirt.

"Hey, Kim!"

"Monique! I should've known you'd be here!"

Monique and Kim then walked to a group before Monique looked at Kim. "Exclusive preview! The queen's accessories! Girl, It is all good! I love your pants!"

"And you, very Cleo!"

The female guide walked over and had the group walk through the museum. "Good evening. If you'll follow me, It's my pleasure to welcome you to this special Club Banana preview of Cleopatra's Closet." They walked to another room and saw a guard tied up and gagged. "Oh, my goodness!"

"Call security and stay together," Kim said to the guide and walked further into the room before pulling her Kimmunicator. "Wade, trouble at the Middleton museum. Can you tap the security camera?"

" Tapping."

Hearing steps, Kim looks up to see a door on the other side close before running to it. She ran into the stairwell and up to the roof before looking around. She was then blinded by a golden glow by the air conditioner before walking off before a tall being glowing gold jumped off and ran away. "You are so busted!"

Kim chased the being before it jumped off the roof to another building forcing her to stop.

Possible Household.

Naruto was with Ron, Jim, and Tim watching a wrestling match before Kim walked in. "Naruto, Ron, you won't believe what happened tonight!"

"Shhh!"

"What?" Naruto stood before the Kimmunicator beeped

"What's the sitch, Wade?" Kim answered having the other shush her before she and Naruto walked to the back of the room. "Sorry, Wade. Go ahead."

" The only thing stolen was a small talisman. It was a gift to Cleopatra from the high priest of Anubis, the jackal-headed Egyptian deity of mummification."

Kim raised an eyebrow at that. " A mummy?! Gross! I bet she would've rather had nice earrings."

" Don't be so sure! This talisman was supposedly enchanted." Wade shook his head as she raised her hand.

"Oh, come on! Who would believe that?"

" Maybe that glowing guy on the roof," Wade said with a smile as she sighed.

"Good point! What's it supposed to do?"

" Superhuman strength!"

Kim sighed as she face-palmed. "Oh, great. Well, at least it's not immortality, I guess! Thanks, Wade."

"I think I read something about a guy with super strength," Naruto said as she looked at him.

"Was he green?"

"No, blue," Naruto replied as Ron came over when the match went to commercial.

"So? How are the queen's old clothes?"

"I barely got to see them! Right after I met Monique the museum was robbed by some glowing-headed animal guy." She explained as Naruto blinked while Ron nodded.

"That's nice! Wait a minute, who's Monique?"

"New friend. Really great! Anyway, the thief stole an enchanted ancient talisman."

"Whoa, whoa! Back up! How can I not know about a new friend?" Ron asked her.

"I met her at Club Banana. Then again at the museum, before I chased the glowing robber."

"That girl at the counter?" Naruto asked her.

"How do you know her?"

"I was thrown in during that brawl." Naruto sighed at Ron's questioning.

"So what's she like?" Ron asked Kim who blinked.

"The robber?"

"The friend, Kim! The new friend!"

"Ron, focus! A glowing guy is running around Middleton with some kind of supernatural powers." Kim bit back at her friend.

"OK, OK. Why don't we hit Bueno Nacho and you can fill me in." Ron smiled as she shook her head.

"No, thanks. Monique and I stopped for Smoothies on the way home."

Bueno Nachos.

"Smoothies? Since when does Kim drink Smoothies?!"

"Probably at home." Naruto deadpanned at Ron as he ate nachos. "She's not with us 24/7."

"Seeing a pattern here. Kim does her thing, we do our thing, and pretty soon? we're doing different things."

"Look Ron, so she has a girlfriend-"

"Doesn't she like boys?"

"Not like that." Naruto sighed, rubbing his face. "Look, she found another girl to do girl things with."

"Doesn't she have the cheer squad?"

"Oh yeah because she and Bonnie are BFFs. She's friends with the others but she doesn't hang out with them outside of cheer practice or going to away games/tournaments/camps."

"Maybe I'm just blowing this whole Monique thing out of proportion. I bet tomorrow everything's back to normal!"

Naruto sighed as Ron left before looking up. "Did I do something in a past life?"

Middleton High Cafeteria.

"Once I was saving this desert prince from some stupid death squad. And the back of my skirt totally caught my underwear the whole time!"

Kim told a story to Monique at a table as Naruto was sitting on the other side eating. "No way! Monique gasped as Kim nodded.

"I could've died! He almost did."

"Hello, ladies! And Naruto."

They looked to see Ron coming to the table and sitting between the girls dropping a bag down. "Ron! What are you doing here?" Kim asked Ron, who smiled.

"Can I dine with my best friends and one's new friend?"

"Ron, Monique, and vice versa." Kim introduced them as Ron pulled a bear claw donut out of the bag. "Bear claw?"

"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian!"

Ron blinked as he looked at the pastry. "I'm pretty sure it's an imitation bear."

"She's joking, Ron!" Kim explained to Ron who laughed.

"Good one! Good one! So, did Kim tell you that I'm her sidekick cos that role is definitely taken by me… And Naruto."

"Partner!" Naruto corrected Ron at that as Monique stood.

"Right, well, you know, Well, I'd better get to class. Later, Kim. Um, nice meeting you, Ron. Naruto."

Ron waved as she left. "Likewise, I'm sure."

"See ya later." Naruto waved before Kim looked at Ron.

"What is your problem? You're acting really weird!"

"Well, let's see. You went to the museum with Monique, not me. Monique was with you this morning, not me. Hmm, pattern?!" Ron listed off, as Kim narrowed her eyes.

"Yeah. You... weird!" Kim exclaimed before looking at Naruto.

"Tried last night."

"No, we're drifting apart because you're excluding me!" Ron said as she sighed.

"I am not excluding you! It's just you and Monique are… Different!"

"Oh, now you're gonna tell me that sometimes growing up means growing apart? I've heard it before, Kim! Billy Bullwicky, second grade!"

"Who was that?" Naruto asked as Ron pointed at him

"See!"

"Ron, Naruto met us just before our first mission. He doesn't know who Billy is! You are so blowing this out of proportion!"

"OK, maybe I am. Oh, don't forget Mayhem in Middleton tonight!" Ron sighed at that.

"Those tickets are for you. I've kind of already made plans with, er, Monique." Kim explained as he blinked.

"I blame the smoothies! Here, Jackie gave these to you." Ron dropped the tickets down on the table and stood as Kim held them up at him.

"And I gave them to you."

"And I'm giving them back to you! Except this one." Ron turned and took one ticket for himself. "But only because it'll be the highlight of my life!" He left as she sighed.

"It'll pass.. You know he's not big on change," Naruto said to her. "Look at when they change the menu at Bueno Nacho. If they ever add a salad I think he'll explode."

"He won't explode Naruto," Kim replied as she finished her lunch.

Middleton Arena, Locker Room.

"So, you're taking a vacation this year?"

Pain King asked Steel Toe while putting on his crown.

"Yeah, we went ahead and rented a cottage on Martha's Vineyard. You know, It'll be nice to get a chance to relax with the wife and Kids." Steel replied as Pain King nodded.

"It sounds charming!" He said before there was a knock at the door and both got in each other's face. "I hate your guts!"

"I'm taking you down, slime!"

Jackie walked in at that, having both sighs of relief. "Oh, hi, Jackie!" King said as Steel smiled.

"(Phew!) Man, I thought you were a reporter or something!"

Jackie smiled and walked up to the two. "No, no! Listen, what do you guys think about me getting into the ring with you tonight, Eh?"

They both laugh at that. "Come on, Jackie! Be reasonable!" King stood as Steel walked up.

"Yeah, I don't mean to sell ya short… Oh!"

"Oh, very funny. Very funny." Jackie smiled as Steel waved his hands.

"Sorry, man! I didn't mean it like that."

"Stick to promoting, Jackie! That's what you're good at!" King said before Jackie walked out of the room.

And pulled the stolen amulet out of his pocket. "This is all gonna change... Tonight!"

Outside, Naruto and Ron walked to the front row, by the ring. "Hey, nice seats!" He said to two men.

"Definitely!"

"But not as nice as ours! Backstage, baby!"

Naruto pushed Ron away at that and went backstage and past reporters and saw other wrestlers as Steel Toe and Pain King walked past them. "I touched Steel Toe!" Ron exclaimed with Rufus on his shoulder having the two look back.

"Your gerbil's totally bold, man!"

Ron nodded at Steel Toe. "Yes, thank you! Could I have an autograph?" He pulled his shirt up and had the wrestlers cover their eyes at his pale skin. "Could you make it to um, Ron?"

"Er, sure. Let me get a pen. Yo, Jackie!" Pain King yelled out.

"Where is that guy? I need my sunglasses, pronto."

Ron jumped at that. "I'll get 'em! Can I, please, please, please?"

"Sure, kid. They're in my dressing room."

He ran off as the wrestlers looked at Naruto.

"He's… Easily excitable."

Up in the room, Jackie in Egyptian clothing was reading a papyrus as the amulet on his neck glowed. "'Anubis, protector of the tomb, your time is now. The time of doom!'" He then grew tall, muscular and changed into Anubis as Ron walked in.

"You know what? I'll just come back later-" He was then thrown out and into a wall. "Ahhhhh! Oomph! You wanna be left alone! I'm down with that!" Ron stood as Jackie walked out.

"Tonight the world will see the fearsome power of The Jackal!"

"I've seen! I believe! Ahhhhhh!" Ron screamed and was caught before being thrown into the ring with the wrestlers.

"What are you doing?!"

"Oh, there's a problem. Him!" Ron pointed to Jackal who got in the ring.

Kim And Monique.

"Not enough froth in your latte?"

Monique asked Kim as they sat in a cafe with Kim stirring her latte. "No, I'm just feeling guilty. I kind of blew off Ron and technically Naruto to be here tonight.

"Why didn't you bring them along?" Monique asked as Kim sighed.

"Unless someone puts a waiter in a headlock, this is definitely not Ron's scene. Besides, he had a date with Steel Toe."

Monique smiled at that. "He scored tickets to Mayhem in Middleton?! The G.W.A. rocks!"

Kim blinked at that. "What?"

"Pretty tacky, I know. But my brother hooked me. Pain King's my boy!"

"I can't believe you and Ron have something in common!" Kim chuckled at that.

Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!

"What up, Wade?" Kim asked, pulling the Kimmunicator up.

" More on the talisman. If the holder recites an incantation from an ancient text, the spirit of Anubis could actually possess him!" Wade replied as she raised an eyebrow.

"Sounds bad. So we better find the ancient text."

Wade shook his head before continuing. " Too late. Somebody already found it. Some masked guy stole it from the University of Chicago."

"Do you have access to the police report?" Kim asked before the report came up after Wade tried for a second. "Hmmm. The thief was super short and the G.W.A. was in Chicago before Middleton. I'm sorry, Monique, I keep running out on you." Kim stood and ran off at that.

Middleton Arena.

"Who is this guy?"

"Man beats me!"

Steel shrugged as Naruto ran up and into the ring to get Ron who pointed at Jackal. "It's Jackie! He's got supernatural powers!"

"Jackie Oaks?!" Pain Kin asked in shock before Jackal spoke in a deep voice as his eyes glowed.

"You all said I was too small to get in the ring. Well, here I am! Do you still think I'm too small?!"

The crowd cheered as they thought it was part of the show as Jackal picked the two wrestlers up.

"You made your point, Jackie! Put them down!" Ron yelled as Jackal looked at him.

"I am no longer Jackie. I am now The Jackal!" He shot beams out of his eyes, having them hit both Naruto and Ron.

Ron hit the corner as Naruto hit the ropes and springboarded off them to hit Jackal in the stomach.

In the crowd, Kim in her mission wear ran up. "Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me! Um, I'm just gonna squeeze through here to get... Out of my way!"

"First I lost my best friend, now professional wrestling! Everything's ruined!" Ron cried out as Naruto slid under the legs of Jackal.

"You didn't lose your best friend." Kim sighed walking to the ring.

Naruto saw Jackal yelling at the crowd before running to the side, jumping on the top rope, and jumping off to hit the back of Jackal's head with a swinging back elbow strike.

Kim talked to Ron before she ran to help Naruto while Ron went to the wrestlers. "We gotta keep The Jackal busy!"

"No way, man! This guy's scary!"

"There's no way! I don't want a piece of this guy. His eyes are glowing!" Steel said before Ron looked at them.

"Gentlemen, you're not just entertainers, you're not just gifted athletes. You're heroes!" He explained pointing to two kids in the front row.

The two smiled and ran over as Naruto kicked Jackal's shin with a drop kick. The three attacked Jackal before Kim tossed Rufus who grabbed the amulet and had Jackal turn back to normal. "Um, guys, be reasonable!"

"I got this," Naruto said, before kicking Jackie in the stomach and grabbed his arms in a double under-hook.

He lifted Jackie onto his shoulders and dropped down in a spinning neck-breaker having the crowd cheer.

Bueno Nacho, Next Day.

"You know, I still can't believe you met Pain King and Steel Toe!"

"I can't believe you're into wrestling!"

Ron said to Monique as Kim sighed. "I can't believe I know either one of you!"

"Enough talk! In the immortal words of Pain King, "You're going down!"" Monique said as Ron smiled.

"Oh, con truer, It is you who will be going down."

Monique smiled and picked up her burrito. "The first one to drip is a loser!"

"Better get your bib, baby!

"So long!"

Kim sighed as she looked at Naruto. "I think this is the beginning of a very weird friendship."

"Guess so." He shrugged, taking a sip from his cup.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

I have a poll up on who Ron should be paired with, I was just going to have it be quick as I was thinking of doing one for my RWBY story but nixed that after talking with fellow writers and beta's.

Now I'll leave it up until Zita appears.

Sorry for the Ch, one of the very rare times where the focus was on their school life and not a mission.

Next to be updated will be Totally Spies, Databayo! due to Detentinairs taking the place of an earlier published story and will take that place in the rotation.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺