One day, Caillou was walking down the street, like how he normally does, when suddenly his stomach started to growl. He was hungry, really hungry!
Caillou searched around for a place to eat. When his eyes stumbled across a McDonald's across the street. Caillou tried to cross the street, but as he did, he was hit by a on coming car. He was launched to the other side of the street as the car honked it's horn.
Driver: "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU FUCKING RETARD!" He shouted.
Caillou decided to flip him the middle finger, and when the guy saw it, he became very furious. However, he wasn't watching where he was going, and drove off a cliff. As his car landed in the ditch, it exploded in a loud explosion , followed by a brightight and cloud of dust.
When he got to the restaurant, he waited in line, which unfortunately was very long. It was so long, it wrapped around the entire building three times. After waiting 12 hours in line, he finally reached the front of the line, where he placed his order.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's what do you want?" He said in an annoyed and bored tone.
Caillou: "Can I get a big mac and fries? Oh yeah and a drink to?"
Cashier: "What kind of drink?" He sighed.
Caillou: "Can I get a Pepsi?" He asked.
Cashier: "We only sell Coke!" He angrily replied.
Caillou: "You sell drugs?" He asked.
Cashier: WHAT? NO! I mean we only sell Coca-Cola!" He quickly corrected, stumbling his words.
Caillou: "But I want a Pepsi!" He whined.
Cashier: "I told you, we only got Coca-Cola! So either get that or get nothing at all!"
Caillou: "But I want a Pepsi!" He repeated.
Cashier: "I said no!"
Caillou: "I. Want. A. Pepsi!" He said, staring to lose his patience.
Cashier: "I already told you. We don't have Pepsi!" He growled.
Caillou: "No Pepsi?" He asked.
Cashier: "No Pepsi!" He confirmed.
For a moment. Caillou stood still, not making any sounds as he took in the information. Then, tears started forming in his eyes, and Caillou started crying, he fell to the floor and had a tantrum.
Caillou: "WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I WANT A PEPSI!" He screamed, kicking and punching on the floor. He punched the floor so hard he shook the entire McDonald's.
As he continued to cry, he started to get louder. So much as so, the people started to get annoyed that they left.
Cashier: "NOOOO!!!! I'M LOSING MY BUSINESS!"
The cashier, thinking fast, came up with something.
Cashier: "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL GET YOU A GOD DAMN PEPSI, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!" He shouted.
A few moments later, Caillou's food was ready, and he took a seat at one of the many booths. As Caillou was enjoying his Big mac and fries, and took a sip of his Pepsi, which the Cashier brought for his lunch and gave to him.
As Caillou glanced out at the now destroyed window, he saw his younger sister, Rosie who was playing in the street. But then, she was ran over by 200 wheeled semi truck, flattening her and scrapping her body, with her blood dripping down the street.
As Caillou watched as a group of homeless people began to rape her bleeding mangled corpse, he started to feel the restaurant shake violently. It increasing in intensity as time went on. Before Caillou could run out of the Building screaming like the little bitch he is, the McDonald's was hit by a ballistic missile.
The blast instantly covered the McDonald's, and a large mushroom cloud could be seen for hundreds of miles, the earth shaking intensely. When the smoke cleared, the McDonald's was destroyed. leaving rubble in its place.
Meanwhile, back at Caillou's house, Daddy's phone began to ring. As he picked up the phone, he was met with a mysterious voice.
Mysterious voice: "The job has been done." He said with a evil voice.
Daddy: "Good!" He said quietly as he let out a evil grin.
The end.