Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of The Yellow Spectator Vs the Forces of Evil! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as all rights to the OCs named Solaris Butterfly, Drakken Clark, Grigori the Dragon-Cycle, Roach, and Almanac AKA Ali belong entirely to 9655, while the OC Dusk Miller belongs entirely to drakin6345, as the cover image for this story belongs entirely to GokaiSilver3511.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Take this!" Marco exclaimed while wearing a white bandana wrapped around his head as he used his Magic Sword to slice a Monster's chest, causing him to scream in pain as it was a normal morning in the Diaz Household, which means that the Gang was currently fighting against Ludo's Army of Monsters with Solaris joining them in the fight as Yellow Spectator used her 'Pounce' Ability to teleport over and give a swift dual kick to Giraffe Minion's neck, causing him to choke in pain and surprise as Hannah then kicked him down into the ground.
"Honeybee Tornado Swarm!" Solaris chanted while holding up his glowing Tenebris Sword as he created a magical swarm of honeybees that flew over to collide against various Monsters and sends them flying away as a glaring Star can be seen firing numerous Narwhal Blasts and Cupcake Blasts to send a couple of Monsters flying away, but then yelped in surprise as a grinning Emmitt walked up to grab her and lifted the Princess of Mewni up from the ground in a chokehold.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh-Oh, hey, Emmitt, what's up?" Star asked with a casual tone as Emmitt smiled at her.
"Pretty good. Your Teacher and I are still going strong."
"He, he, nice," Star says with a giggle before going back to struggling to break out of his grip as Emitt regained his evil smirk.
"Star?" Marco says confusedly while turning to face her as this left him distracted enough for Bearicorn and Frill-Neck Monster to rush over to dogpile a yelping Marco onto the ground.
"Guys!" Yellow Spectator and Solaris screamed while trying to run over and help them out, only to be distracted by a group of monsters as they stood in front of them to form a Monster Wall.
"Yes, yes! Now somebody grab the wand! Lobster Claws, you!" Ludo screamed while turning to point at a Humanoid Lobster Monster Named 'Lobster Claws' as he turned to him in surprise.
"M-Me? Oh, yeah! It's my time to shine! I got this! Go, red boy! Go, red boy! Go, red boy!" Lobster Claws cheered while throwing a few punches and even started flexing as Ludo gave him an annoyed glare.
"STOP FLEXING YOUR THORAX AND GET IT ALREADY!" Ludo ordered as Lobster Claws flinched nervously but nodded as he approached a struggling Star, who gasped sharply as Hannah, Marco, and Solaris could only let out horrifying and shocked yells as Lobster Claws reached out to grab what he believes to be Star's wand.
"Booyah! I got it! I got it!" Lobster Claw cheered as he danced around happily, completely ignorant of the fact that he was accidentally holding Emmitt's cut-off left antler as Ludo's jaw dropped while Buff Frog, Bearicorn, and Three-eyed Potato Baby gasped in surprise as they winced in sympathy.
"...Is this nigga serious?" An incredulous Yellow Spectator asked Solaris, who shrugged as Star looked bewildered by what just happened while Marco raised an eyebrow.
"You got clawed!" Lobster Claws says with a smug smirk while pointing at Star as it was only now that he realizes that he was holding Emmitt's left antler. "...Oh...eww."
"Huh?!" A bewildered Emmitt says while noticing his snipped antler as he screams in surprise and pain as Star composed herself and summoned her Butterfly Wings, freeing herself as she flew up into the air and held out her glowing Magic Wand.
"Poison Crystal Cupcake Kiss!" Star chanted while firing a pink ray of poison crystal cupcakes that collided against the Monster Army, injuring and poisoning them as they all screamed in pain.
"Spectator Slasher Blasters Assault!" Yellow Spectator exclaimed while holding up his Slasher Blasters as he fired a multitude of yellow magical energy blasts that collided
"Magic Moon Crest Slices!" Marco shouted while being able to crawl out of the dogpile of monsters as he jumped back onto his feet and began swinging his Magic Sword around repeatedly, creating multiple moon crest-shaped energy blue slices that flew through the air and slashes against Monsters bodies as they all screamed in pain.
"Dagger Crystal Heart Attack!" Solaris chanted while holding out his glowing Tenebris Sword as he fires a volley of hearts from out of his magical weapon and impacted against the Monsters, sending them flying back with the hearts stuck in their bodies as they screamed in pain and anguish as one of Star's magical cupcakes collided against Ludo's chest, sending him crashing down from the ground as his flying bat flew down to him worriedly.
"That was fun," Star says with a smile flying down to land in front of a defeated Ludo with Marco and the others walking up to her as Hannah transformed back into her Civilian Form off-screen. "But we gotta go to school...ooh, you're on my backpack." Star says with a sheepish grin as Ludo grumbled angrily and reached under him to pull out Star's Backpack as he handed it over to her.
"And I have to go back to my Royal Lessons, so I will see you guys after school," Solaris says to the others, who nodded as the Gang then walked off.
"All right, morons. Walk of shame. You know the drill." An annoyed Ludo says while getting up from the floor as he reached into his robe to pull out his Dimensional Scissors and cuts open a Dimensional Portal as all Ludo's monsters groan in pain and started entering the portal. "Oh, quit crying and rub some dirt on it!" Ludo yelled sharply as the last of the Monsters go through the Dimensional Portal and was about to follow after them, but stopped as Ludo notices that Lobster Claws was approaching the portal as well as he held out his hand to halt him. "Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going, hm?!"
"Uh, back home to celebrate how close we came with my bros." Lobster Claws asked with a confused eyebrow as Ludo narrowed his eyes at him angrily and scoffed.
"After that performance?! You, sir, are a steaming pile of monster garbage! And...you're fired!" A red-faced Ludo screamed with a furious glare while huffing as he turned around to enter the Dimensional Portal, but an obliviously smiling Lobster Claws walked over to latch onto the Dimensional Portal and keeps it open as he spotted Ludo and his Fellow Monsters in their Dimension.
"Good one. You really had me going, boss."
"Ugh, you're even bad at getting fired!" Ludo screamed in irritation while rolling his eyes as the rest of the Monsters gave him dirty looks.
"I can't believe I was friends with him." Two-headed monster says with a scoff as Buff Frog nodded with a stern glare while crossing his arms.
"What a loser." Buff Frog says as Emmitt wordlessly reached over to snatch back his antler from a surprised and saddened Lobster Claws as he glares at him venomously and shoved him back as the portal closes, and Lobster Claws gasps before dropping down to his knees as he started crying.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song!]~
It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild
I ain't from 'round here
I'm from another dimension
The Royal Magic Wand and the Yellow Spectator Coin glowed brightly and magically as two hands reached out to grab them, and a split screen occurred as we see a smiling Star Butterfly and a smirking Hannah Strictland standing in Mewni and Echo Creek, respectively, as Mewni Princess eagerly began testing out her magic by blasting a One-Eyed Ogre in the butt with a Narwhal Blast while the African American Teenager morphed into her Yellow Spectator Form and pulled out her Spectator Pistols as she fired multiple blasts into a nearby wall, creating a hole in it as a stern Moon and River Butterfly appeared as they grabbed a pouting Star by her arms and started dragging her forward with Wayne Strictland doing the same thing to a sheepish Hannah as they pushed the Teenage Girls through a Dimensional Portal/Door and a yelping Star and Yellow Spectator fell forward as they landed in front of a surprise Marco Diaz in his home as he was practicing his Karate.
It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna have a good time
I ain't from 'round here
I'm from another woo-hoo
Surprised by his two friends' sudden appearance, Marco then smiled at the Girls as Star and Yellow Spectator reached over to grab his arms as they ran out of the Diaz Home and made their way through the streets of Echo Creek and arrived at their school as they were about to enter it, but was stopped as a giant Bug Monster burst out of the wall and glared at them as Hannah and the others got into brief battle poses...before the Giant Monster smiled goofily as he and the Group shared a brief dance with each other before a grinning Pony Head appeared with Dimensional Scissors in her mouth as she flew into the Gang's School and Yellow Spectator, Marco, and Star followed after her as they ran past a grinning Janna Ordonia showing a frightened Student a ripped out still bleeding Human Hand, Ferguson O'durguson and Alfonzo Dolittle goofing off with each other, and Jackie Lynn Thomas riding past them on her skateboard as Pony Head then cuts open a Dimensional Portal and a cheering Hannah, Star, and Marco jumped through the portal to go to another Dimension.
Yea-ah!
A laughing Hannah, Star, and Marco landed on a cloud in the Bounce Lounge as the trio then jumped off of it and flew through another Dimensional Portal as the Gang appeared on an Alien Spaceship with some type of Alien Cyborg Creature glaring at them as it fired a red energy bream at the trio, but Yellow Spectator and the others were quick to fall backwards through another Dimensional Portal as they fall down into an ocean and were quick to resurface as they spotted a Pirate Ship in front of them with a crew filled with Human/Rabbit Hybrid Pirates as they were about to attack them, but the trio were quick to dive back down into the ocean and go through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in the Hell Dimension as they appeared in Tom's Castle with said Demon staring at them in surprise before putting a sly look and held out a rose made out of fire as Tom walked over to Star while pushing away a yelping Marco as the Mewni Princess crossed her arms at him angrily with a scowl as Tom winced at this...before spotting Hannah as he walked over to wiggle his eyebrow at her, only for a deadpan yellow Spectator to kick him below his belt as he fell down into the ground and the trio were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in Mewni, specifically the Butterfly Castle as they saw Solaris Butterfly training and the Prince of Mewni waved at them as the trio waved back, but then winced at the sight of Moon and River glaring at them as they were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal.
I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies.
Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!
Warping back to the Diaz Household, Hannah and the others laughed joyfully as the Laser Puppies appeared and jumped onto them as the group's good mood was ruined by Ludo and his Army appearing on the scene as well as all of the Yellow Spectator's Alien Enemies as they all charged to attack them and Marco was quick to get into a Karate Pose while the Girls shared a smirk before Star held out her Glowing Wand and Hannah pulled out her Yellow Spectator Coin as they aimed them at the enemies and a huge magical multi-colored energy blast occurred that covered the area and destroyed their enemies.
It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!
Landing in a dark area, a grunting Star, Hannah, and Marco shared a smile as the Girls held out their Magical Items, and it produced a huge magical glow that lit up the area as they were all surprised to see all of their Friends, Families, and Enemies appearing behind them as Marco quickly got into his Karate Pose while the Girls crouched down into the floor as they then leaped up into the air and stood back to back as a smirking Star and Hannah held out their Glowing Wand and Yellow Spectator Coin as we zoom into them and the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song Over!]~
"Earth history is so cool," Star says with a smile as we see her, Hannah, Marco, and Solaris arriving back at the Diaz Household after school/Royal Lessons were done as they arrived at the Kitchen. "Ben Franklin blowing up that kite monster with his electric lightning powers? Like, whoa."
"Heh, yeah. That's not what happened." An amused Marco says as Solaris nodded, knowing a little bit of Earth History from the others, as he turned his head and spots Hannah crouching down on the floor, playing with the Laser Puppies as they fired numerous harmless pink lasers into her face, but Hannah just stared down at them somberly as she stared down at Tom's Black Rose in her hand.
"Hey, Hannah, you okay?" Solaris asked worriedly as Hannah flinched in surprise and quickly ride the rose inside of her shirt as she turned to smile at him awkwardly.
"Y-Yeah, I am, why?" Hannah asked with a fake cheerful tone while getting up from the ground as Solaris narrowed his eyes at her suspiciously and was about to say something, but then-
"Hey, guys, look." Star interrupted while pointing at the window as Hannah and the others were surprised to see a depressed Lobster Claws standing still in the backyard.
"Huh, what is he-,"
"ATTACK!" Star screamed loudly while Marco reached into his pocket to pull out his white band as he tied it around his head before pulling out his Magic Sword as the Lovebirds ran out of the Kitchen with Solaris and Hannah following after them as they all appeared in the backyard and the Princess of Mewni rushed over to knock down Lobster Claws as she aimed her glowing Magic Wand at him and Marco held up his Magic Sword as Solaris simply got into a battle pose while Hannah remained still as she wasn't in the mood to transform and fight. "YOU WANT SECONDS ON THOSE CUPCAKES, FUCKFACE?!"
"..."
"Um, this is the part where you fight back," Star says awkwardly as Lobster Claws sniffles and turned to her as he was sobbing.
"Blast me! Do it!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay, red flags, red flags flying." A worried Hannah says as a wincing Star got off Lobster Claws's body and walked backwards into Marco's arms as he stared down at the Monster confusedly.
"Um...are you okay?"
"Well, uh, the thing is... Master Ludo fired me! I can never show my face on Mewni again!" Lobster Claws sobbed while placing his claws on his face as everyone, sans Star, shared concerned looks.
"Oh, man. He's taking this really hard."
"This is probably just a monster trick," Star says with a glare as Solaris turned to her with a scolding glare.
"Star, this guy is clearly not faking it. I can tell the difference between a real cry and a fake cry."
"We should do something," Marco says as Star gives him an odd look.
"Like what?"
"I don't know, but we can't just leave him like this." Marco insisted as Star frowned and crossed her arms with a scoff.
"Guys, why do you even care? He's a monster."
"Uh, yeah, and?" Hannah asked with a raised eyebrow as Star rolled her eyes as if Hannah just asked the stupidest question ever.
"Monsters are the bad guys," Star says just as Lobster Claws could be seen shaking a tree as several squirrels could be seen scurrying out, and Lobster Claws turned to them.
"I don't have to be bad. In fact, I've always secretly wanted to be good."
"Really? Well, maybe we can show you how." Marco says with a smile as Star gave him an incredulous look.
"What?! That's crazy! Monsters...are...evil! It's just their nature!" Star yelled while waving her hands around in exasperation as Hannah turned to her with an offended and disapproving look.
"Uh, racist much? Not all monsters are evil."
"What? How can you say that?" A gaping Star asked as Hannah rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.
"What about Ponyhead? Isn't she a Monster? Or those Pixies?"
"Uh, no, they don't identify as Monsters, so they aren't Monsters," Star says ignorantly as Hannah's left eye twitched and felt her brain cells disappear by her statement.
"That's...completely retarded, Star. That doesn't make any sense. That's like saying that I identify myself as a White Person. Just because I say that, it doesn't mean that I'm not African-American." Hannah says while gesturing at her body as Star huffs and looked away stubbornly as Solaris walked over to place his hand on her shoulder.
"Hannah? I deeply apologize on Star's behalf. Look, don't blame her, Star is extremely ignorant and isn't aware of how hurtful her comments are." Solaris says while very concerned for Star, and fears that she's been indoctrinated by anti-monster views and propaganda like everyone else on Mewni and hopes to free her from these prejudices soon.
"Hmmm...alright, don't worry, I understand. Thanks for telling me that." An emotionless Hannah says with a nod as Solaris mentally sighs in relief and nodded as Lobster Claws walked over to them.
"No, wait, I'm not evil, look." Lobster Claws says while bending down to pet one of the squirrels as he chattered friendly.
"See?" Marco says with a grin while turning to Star, who gave him a flat look and points over at Lobster Claws as he could be seen trying to eat the squirrel, and Marco and the others frantically rushed over to save the poor animal as, 20 minutes later after magically healing the squirrel, we see the Gang walking down the sidewalk of Marco's Neighborhood. "Okay, Lobster Claws. The key to being good is, 'Do unto others as you'd have them do to you'," Marco says with a smile...before wincing as a Guy on a bicycle rides by and Lobster Claws proceeds to punch him down into the ground.
"Like that?" Lobster Claws asked with an innocent smile as Marco, Hannah, and Solaris frowned at him scoldingly while Star rolled her eyes knowingly.
"Ha, ha, yeah, no, that was 100% wrong and you want to do the opposite."
"Now apologize to the man," Hannah demanded while pointing over at the Bicycle Guy, who got up from the floor as he smiled over at them with a thumbs up.
"That's all right! I landed on a sprinkler!"
"This is too hard. I'm never gonna get this." Lobster Claws says with a sad pout as Star grinned devilishly while holding up her glowing Magic Wand.
"Yeah. You should just give up."
"Star, you are not helping," Solaris says with a stern glare as Marco laughed awkwardly and turned to the Monster.
"Okay. Don't listen to her. Uh, the next time you get the urge to punch somebody, just imagine how it would feel if it happened to you."
"I GOT THE URGE TO MURDER...Wow, that totally would've hurt." Lobster Claws says with a surprised tone, his angry state dying down upon realizing that hurting someone like that would hurt his own feelings as Marco and the others nod in approval before the Gang heard a little African American Kid sobbing while standing near a tree as they walked over to comfort her.
"What's up, Little Sister?" Hannah asked while going over to bend down to her lever as the Little Girl sniffled and turned to her.
"My kitty's stuck in the twee." The Little Kid says while pointing up at the tree as her Cat can be seen residing up a tree branch.
"Oh, don't worry, I will get it," Hannah says with a casual shrug, not even needing to transform to climb the tree as she was about to go over to it, but was stopped by Marco as he held out his arm.
"Wait, hold on, Hannah, this could be a good chance for Lobster Claws. Go ahead, dude." Marco says while turning to Lobster Claws, who nodded as he went over to begin climbing up into the tree and carefully reached out to grab the cat with his claws while making sure to not slice him in half as Lobster Claws then climbed back down.
"Ta-da!"
"Wow! Thank you so much, Mr. Lobster Man! You saved, Mr. Mittens!" The Happy Little Kid says with a smile as a smug Marco turned to Star.
"See? I knew there was some good in him."
"Uh-huh...he is eating the cat."
"...What?"
"He is eating the cat," Star stated bluntly while pointing ahead as Marco and the others saw that Lobster Claws was indeed eating Mr. Mittens, much to the Little Kid's stunned shock as she moaned and fainted down on the ground.
"...Huh...he is indeed eating the cat."
"Yep."
"Eating the cat."
"Yeah...we should probably go and stop him."
"Hmmm, we should do that-,"
"CAN YOU GUYS STOP DOING YOUR STUPID BIT AND HELP US!" An angry Hannah screamed while she and Solaris can be seen struggling to remove Mr. Mittens from Lobster Claw's mouth as Marco and Star flinched as they rushed over to help out the others remove Mr. Mittens from Lobster Claw's mouth as the cat was covered in slobber and the Gang sighed in relief...but then gasped in horror and shock as Lobster Claw began trying to eat the Little Gril as Hannah and the others rushed over to try and save her.
"Okay, that was my fault. I assumed you knew this, but...you can't eat children." A deadpanned Marco says as he and the others could be seen walking down a sidewalk to avoid a seriously concerned and furious Mother of the Child.
"Really? Not even annoying ones?"
"Never!" Hannah snapped with a glare as Lobster Claws pouted and was about to say something, but then-
"Help! Help!" A panicking Woman screamed as everyone turned their heads and were shocked to see that the Woman's House was on fucking fire. "Help me! My baby is still inside!"
"Your baby?!" A flabbergasted and worried Marco, Star, Hannah, and Solaris asked in shock as Lobster Claws gasped before narrowing his eyes in determination as he turned to his friends.
"Don't worry. Red boy's got this! And I'm totally not gonna eat it!" Lobster Claws screamed while running over to burst through the wall of the house as the Gang shared anxious looks, knowing that Lobster Claws will have trouble with this as Hannah gave her Friends a serious glare.
"Guys! Cover! Now!" Hannah ordered while reaching into her pocket to pull out her glowing Yellow Spectator Coin as Marco and Star nodded as they swiftly walked over to hug the African American Teenage Girl, covering her from view as, after chanting her Magical Activation Phrase, a big flash of yellow light rang out and the Lovebirds separated to reveal a glaring Yellow Spectator standing in place.
"Cotton Candy Fire Extinguish!" Star chanted while popping out her Butterfly Wings as she then took off into the air and held out his glowing Magic Wand as she fired out a big pink magical energy blast that collided against the house, and it was covered with mounds of pink cotton candy, putting out the fire as the Gang rushed into the house after Marco reached into his pocket to pull out his white band and tied it around his head.
"My baby! Oh, my baby, my sweet baby..." The Woman yelled while crying in relief as she rushed over to hug a grand piano. "...grand piano! Were you scared? Tell me what you're feeling?" The Woman asked crazily while playing a single note on the piano as it automatically plays, 'Camptown Races'.
"...Again, nigga the fuck?" A blank-faced, freaked-out Yellow Spectator asked as Marco tilted his head curiously.
"Huh, I was wondering where that piano music was coming from."
"I think she needs therapy," Solaris says awkwardly as the others nodded in agreement.
"Um, where's Lobster Claws?" Star asked as the Gang looked around curiously until Solaris noticed a Lobster Claws-shaped hole in the back of the house's walls and pointed at it as the others spotted it as well, and the Group walked over to peek through the hole as Hannah and the others spotted Lobster Claws eating the contents of an ice cream cart.
"Well, he's not eating humans. That's a step forward." Solaris says with an anxious smile as the others, minus Star, groaned a bit.
"Okay, here's an easy one," Marco says with a nervous and tense smile as we fast forward in time and we see the Gang standing in the crosswalk in the city as they spotted an old lady slowly crossing the street. "Help the old lady cross the street."
"Gotcha." Lobster Claws says while saluting him as he scurries up to the old lady.
"I'd say he's starting to get this," Marco says with his left eye twitching a bit as Star narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms.
"Well, I'm not taking my eyes off him for one sec," Star asked as Yellow Spectator rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Oh, please, how much trouble can he get into by helping an old lady cross the street?"
"Tragedy struck today as a rampaging Lobster Man destroyed four city blocks." A News Reporter says as we cue to an hour later and we see the Gang watching the News in the Living Room of the Diaz Household as it showed that Lobster Claws had somehow set the city on fire after failing to help the Old Lady cross the street. "Thankfully, no one was injured or killed thanks to the combined forces of the Yellow Spectator, our resident Magical Royal Twins Star and Solaris Butterfly and some random Citizen." The News Reporter says while sighing in relief as it showed a video of Yellow Spectator and Solaris saving citizens while a glaring Star kicked Lobster Claws on the head hard enough to knock him out and stop his rampage as Marco frantically ran around to try and put out the fire and the tv then showed Lobster Claws' monstrous image with the on-screen caption, 'CITY IN A PINCH!'. "But one cyclist mourns the loss of his new bike." The News Reporter says as the camera changed to show the Bicycle Guy from earlier crying and cradling his bicycle.
"Oh, it was our first outing together! Now I have nothing!" The Bicycle Guy sobbed as Marco wordlessly turns off the TV and turns to the others as he laughs weakly.
"Yeah, you know how the News sensationalizes things. I still believe you can be good, but until then, I'm gonna find some rubber bands for your claws, and save it." Marco says while turning to Star, who inhales to speak but then clasped her mouth shut as she gave him an arrogant smirk. "Hannah, Solaris? Can you come and help me?"
"Sure/Whatever." Hannah and Solaris said dryly, both tired and frustrated from their lack of success with Lobster Claws as the Trio then walked out of the Living Room, and Lobster Claws groaned in dismay and anger as he throws back his head.
"Why is being good so hard?!"
"Look, the problem is Marco and the others are trying to make you something you're not. You're a vile, repulsive monster, why fight it?" Star asked with a smile, not knowing the horrible mistake she is making as Lobster Claws perked up and nodded eagerly.
"Yeah. I am repulsive. I shouldn't be helping humans. I should be hurting them. You in particular." Lobster Claws says with a dark glare as an innocent Star nodded while throwing a couple of fake punches and kicks.
"And I wish I could just get back to smashing your face," Star says before perking up as an idea popped into her head, and grinned slyly. "Maybe there's a way we can both get what we want," Star says with a giggle as she walked over to whisper her plan to Lobster Claws's ears.
A few minutes later, we see a snoring Star sleeping in a hammock in her backyard while having her arm sticking out and holding onto her Magic Wand as a Dimensional Portal opens behind her, and Ludo sticks his head out as he looked around suspiciously before grinning sinisterly as he walked forward while gesturing at his Monster Army to follow after him as they nodded and the Gang tiptoe out of the Dimensional Portal with Emmitt's left antler is bandaged to his head as they all sneaked over to the Princess of Mewni and evilly giggling Ludo slowly reaches over to try and steal the Magic Wand, but then-
"Ludo!" Star screamed while 'waking up' from her nap as she jumped off from her hammock and aimed her glowing Magic Wand at Ludo and his Monster Army. "I was just dreaming about kicking your butt!"
"Hmmm, well, we couldn't find any giant rubber bands, but teddy bear mittens work, right?" Marco asked awkwardly as we see him, Hannah, and Solaris making their way downstairs.
"Ugh, Marco? I'm honestly thinking that we should throw in the towel by this-Whoa!" Hannah says with a defeated tone before she and the others yelped in surprise as Three-eyed Potato Baby crashes in by bursting through the backyard door and flinched in worry as the Trio rushed over to appear back in the backyard and spotted a smirking Star blasting away Warthog Monster with an energy magic blast as she then jumped up into the air to avoid the lunge of the Two-Headed Monster and landed next to the others as the blonde-haired girl blasts the Two-Headed Monster.
"They're back?!" Marco asked in shock as Hannah looked around suspiciously.
"Why are they here again?! They usually only show up once a day!"
"Oh, yeah, I lured them here to get Lobster Claws his old job back. I'm gonna let him beat me up. Play along." Star whispered to the others while casually blasting away Giraffe Monster.
"What?! That's crazy!"
"Are you fucking insane?!"
"Star Butterfly! That's an incredibly irresponsible and reckless idea?! How could you even think of that!?" Marco, Hannah, and Solaris screamed furiously in unison with glares on their faces as Star waved them off carelessly and rushed over to stand in front of Ludo and his Monster Army as she held out her glowing Magic Wand.
"All right, Ludo, I got more than cupcakes this time!"
"..."
"Uh, I said, 'I got more than cupcakes this time'," Star says while turning around to face a fence as a smirking Lobster Claws can be seen appearing from behind a fence.
"Go, red boy!" Lobster Claws cheered while throwing a punch that misses Star by a huge mile, but she pretends that she got punched and staggered back as Star yelped in pain. "Booyakasha! Don't worry, boss, I got this, raahhhh!" Lobster Claws roared with a reassuring wink at Ludo and his Monster Army as he then rushed over to attack the Princess of Mewni.
"Boss? D-D-Didn't I fire you?" An incredulous Ludo asked with a big sweatdrop on his head as Lobster Claws ignored him and began to play fighting with Star, who pretended to yelp in pain and let out a couple of 'Pews Pews'.
"Ugh, this is so embarrassing..." Solaris says while facepalming with a loud groan as Hannah sweatdrops tremendously with a flat look on her face as Marco shakes his head in disbelief.
"...You know, he has gotten way better." Warthog Monster says with a surprised hum as he and the other Monsters were buying Lobster Claws and Star's 'fight'.
"Very impressed." Buff Frog says as Ludo rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"Yes, yes, I do see marked improvement, but I'd really be impressed if you would just grab the freaking wand!" Ludo ordered with a sharp glare just as Lobster Claws throws a fake punch at Star's face, causing her to slowly fall down into the ground as she moaned in 'pain'.
"Oh, no! He has defeated me! Oh, what a tragedy-Hey!" Star says overdramatically but then yelped in surprise and anger as Lobster Claws suddenly reached out to snatch away the Magic Wand.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"HOLY FUCK!"
"NO WAY!"
"STAR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Ludo, Star, Hannah, Marco, and Solaris all screamed in glee/horror/shock/surprise/anger as the Magic Wand cracked and magically transformed from a purple Magic Wand with white wings to a black-eye form with purple thorns as Lobster Claws' eyes turn black and purple.
"What's...happening...to me?!" Lobster Claws asked with his voice getting gravelly as rocks began levitating off the ground as Emmitt's left antler detached and floats away.
"OH, COME ON! I CAN'T GO OVER AND VISIT MAR MAR LIKE THIS!" Emmit sobbed while placing his hands on his face.
"Being bad... feels so gooooood...!" Lobster Claws screamed while laughing manically as a shocked and angry Star ran up to him.
"How could you do this?! I was trying to help you!"
"Huh?!" A shocked Lobster Claws asked while turning to Star as he felt a twinge of guilt in his heart and his eyes returned to normal as the Magic Wand changes to a crab-like form, and Star couldn't help but be shocked by this as a glaring Ludo ran up to her.
"Don't listen to her! She's the enemy!" Ludo ordered as Lobster Claws and the Magic Wand turned dark again.
"No, I saw the good in you! Don't do it!" Star shouted desperately with tears in her eyes as Lobster Claws and the wand turn normal again.
"Act like a monster and give it to me!"
"Lobster Claws! Please!"
"Ignore her and give me the Magic Wand already!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Give me the Magic Wand now!"
"No, please give it to me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
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"ME!" Ludo and Star screamed in unison repeatedly with Lobster Claws and the Magic Wand shifting continuously between dark and normal as he was unable to decide whether to be good or evil, but thankfully Lobster Claws didn't have to choose as Marco and Hannah rushed over to kick the Magic Wand out of Lobster Claws' pincer, causing all of the rocks to fall down to the ground as a beaming Star reached out to catch the Magic Wand as it magically returned back to its purple white-winged form.
"Ugh! Goddamn it! I always forget about that Karate Boy and that Spectator Chick!" Ludo screamed in frustration and anger while stomping around as the Butterfly Twins shared a look and nodded as they summoned their wings and flown up into the air as their Magic Wand and Tenebris Sword glowed brightly.
"Stardust Daisy Devastation!" Star and Solaris chanted in unison while firing out a blast of magic pollen from out of their Magical Weapons as they collided against Ludo and his Monster Army, causing them to cough a lot as Ludo swiftly take out his Dimensional Scissors and cut open a Dimensional Portal as all of the Monsters started retreating into it with Lobster Claws approaching the portal, but Ludo stops him again.
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! You! You had the wand in the palm of your claws...what did it feel like?" Ludo asked with starry eyes and a blush as Lobster Claws smiled and chuckled.
"It kind of tingled and was warm."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! I knew it! I'm so jealous! Can I touch your claws?!" Ludo asked as Lobster Claws nodded and allowed his Boss to rub his pincer. "Niiiiice! After you!" A grinning Ludo says with a wink while allowing Lobster Claws to walk through the Dimensional Portal and followed him as a worried Marco ran over to it.
"Don't do it, Lobster Claws! What about wanting to be good?!" Marco asked with a frown as Lobster Claws' response was for his pincer to emerge from the Dimensional Portal and punched Marco across his face, sending him crashing down into the ground as Ludo laughed amusedly, and the Dimensional Portal closed up.
"Huh. Marco, you were right. There was some good in him, after all." A surprised Star says with a hum as Marco groaned loudly.
"Not much," Marco says as a concerned Hannah and Solaris walked over to check on him.
And that's about it. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, the Honeybee Tornado Swarm, the Dagger Crystal Heart Attack, and the Stardust Daisy Devastation Spells were created by Star. Oh, and just for everyone to know, Hannah is African-American. She's allowed to say the 'N-Word'.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.