Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of The Yellow Spectator Vs the Forces of Evil! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as all rights to the OCs named Solaris Butterfly, Drakken Clark, Grigori the Dragon-Cycle, Roach, Almanac AKA Ali, and Cinis the Demon belong entirely to 9655, while the OC Dusk Miller belongs entirely to drakin6345, as the cover image for this story belongs altogether to GokaiSilver3511.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Yeah, I'm out of here." A deadpanned Hannah says dryly while she, Star, Marco, Solaris, and a 15-year-old Pony Head, who looks the same, can be seen hanging around in a random dimension, which had the majority of the land being that of a desert as Hannah and Marco were planning to leave via a still active Dimensional Portal as Pony Head flew over to stop them.
"Where are you two going? I thought you wanted a Goblin Dog, right?"
"Do you see the Goblin Dog Truck anywhere?" Marco pointed out while gesturing at the empty area around them as Pony Head rolled her eyes with a smug grin on her face.
"This is the place. I am positive."
"Nigga, you've been saying that for the last 12 dimensions, and Mama is hungry, so I'm going back home to order pizza for everyone," Hannah says as she and Marco are about to leave through the still active Dimensional Portal but stop as the Butterfly Twins run ahead and glance down at the hill as they perked up at what they saw.
"Guys guys guys, good news. We found it. The Goblin Dog Truck." An excited Star says while glancing downwards as Hannah and the others run up to them as they glance down to see the Goblin Dog Truck placed down below, and there is a monstrously long line in front of it.
"But the bad news is that the line is extremely long," Solaris says with a frown as Pony Head grinned cockily.
"Don't worry, it's all good. My friend Kelly's holding us a spot...YO, KELLY!" Pony Head screamed loudly as a creature made entirely of aquamarine hair with her only other characteristic being her eyes and brown legs named, 'Kelly', popped her head out of the line.
"Huh, why does she look familiar?" A curious Solaris thought to himself as he and the others made their way over to Kelly as Pony Head rudely pushed away several other people who were waiting around in the line.
"Oh, hey, Kelly. Yo, Star. come stand by me, girl." Pony Head ordered as a beaming Star ran over to her. "Oh, my goodness. B-fly, we have so much catching up to do. Let's start doing it." Pony Head says before noticing that Hannah and the others are standing close to them as she is quick to push them all towards Kelly. "Okay, no, guys. You all can stand over here and talk to Kelly."
"Hey, Kelly." Marco greeted her with a cheerful smile as Kelly said nothing but blink again.
"Are you excited to eat some Goblin Dogs?" Hannah asked awkwardly as Kelly said nothing but blink again.
"Uh, have you been waiting long?" Solaris asked curiously as Kelly said nothing but blink again.
"That's so cute. You guys are basically like the same person." Pony Head says with a laugh as Hannah rolls her eyes dryly.
"Whatever, so how long do we have to wait in line? Because I'm not gonna wait in line for hours for a stupid hot dog." Hannah says before a panicking Marco suddenly reached over to grab her by her arms and pulled her away as a battle axe flew over to collide against a tree, narrowly avoiding the African American Teenage Girl's head as a Koala walked up to them with a serious glare on her face.
"It's not just a hot dog. It's a Goblin Dog. Some would kill for a Goblin Dog. Just like how I almost killed you with that axe...just to be clear, I'm the one who threw that axe."
"I pulled myself out of the ground for a Goblin Dog." A Living Tree with the battle axe embedded into the back of his head says as he then points down at his heavily damaged and forcibly ripped out roots. "I'm a bit tender."
"Oh please. I had a Goblin Dog just last week and it was the bomb." Pony Head says with a smug grin as everyone looks amazed by this just as a Goblin appears while wearing a marching band outfit as he begins playing some music.
"You might think this line is long, but listen to my goblin song! It's been hours since you ate but goblin dogs are worth the wait~!"
"What is happening?" A bewildered Solaris asked as we see Pony Head still talking with Star.
"...With Ms. Heinous gone, St. O's is like a total party school now."
"Did you guys see that little man playing the music?" An amused Marco says while walking over to them with a laugh as an annoyed Pony Head glares at him scoldingly.
"Marco, you're ignoring Kelly. Rude."
"Oh, sorry," Marco says as he turns back to Kelly. "Did you see that little man playing music?" Marco asked as Kelly said nothing but blink again.
"This is going to be a long few hours," Hannah says with a dry tone as she goes over to sit down on the ground.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song!]~
It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild!
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!
The Cleaved Royal Magic Wand and the Broken Yellow Spectator Coin glowed brightly and magically as two hands reached out to grab them, and a split screen occurred as we see a smiling Star Butterfly and a smirking Hannah Strictland standing in Mewni and Echo Creek, respectively, as Mewni Princess eagerly began testing out her magic by blasting a One-Eyed Ogre in the butt with a Narwhal Blast while the African American Teenager morphed into her Semi Yellow Spectator Form and pulled out her Magical Powered Spectator Daggers as she fired multiple blasts into a nearby wall, creating a hole in it as a stern Moon and River Butterfly appeared as they grabbed a pouting Star by her arms and started dragging her forward with Wayne Strictland doing the same thing to a sheepish Hannah as they pushed the Teenage Girls through a Dimensional Portal/Door and a yelping Star and Semi Yellow Spectator fell forward as they landed in front of a surprise Marco Diaz in his home as he was practicing on how to use his new Demon Monster Arm by allowing it to punch through various wooden boards with extreme ease.
It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna have a good time!
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another woo-hoo!
Surprised by his friends' sudden appearance, Marco then smiled at the girls as Star and Semi Yellow Spectator reached over to grab his arms as they ran out of the Diaz Home and made their way through the streets of Echo Creek and arrived at their school as they were about to enter it, but was stopped as a giant Bug Monster burst out of the wall and glared at them as Hannah and the others got into brief battle poses...before the Giant Monster smiled goofily as he and the Group shared a brief dance with each other before a grinning Pony Head appeared with Dimensional Scissors in her mouth as she flew into the gang's school and Semi Yellow Spectator, Marco, and Star followed after her as they ran past a grinning Janna Ordonia showing a frightened Dusk a ripped out still bleeding Human Hand, Ferguson O'durguson and Alfonzo Dolittle goofing off with Fifi, and Jackie Lynn Thomas riding past them on her skateboard as Pony Head then cuts open a Dimensional Portal and a cheering Hannah, Star, and Marco jump through the portal to go to another Dimension.
Yea-ah!
A laughing Semi Yellow Spectator, Star, and Marco landed on a cloud in the Bounce Lounge as the trio then jumped off of it and flew through another Dimensional Portal as the Gang appeared in an Alien Spaceship with some type of Alien Cyborg Creature glaring at them as it fired a red energy bream at the trio, but Semi Yellow Spectator and the others were quick to fall backwards through another Dimensional Portal as they fall down into an ocean and were quick to resurface as they spotted a Pirate Ship in front of them with a crew filled with Human/Rabbit Hybrid Pirates as they were about to attack them, but the trio were quick to dive back down into the ocean and go through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in the Hell Dimension as they appeared in Tom's Castle with said Demon staring at them in surprise before putting a sly look and held out a rose made out of fire as Tom walked over to Hannah and give it to her as she blushed lightly and Star and Marco rolled their eyes playfully as they reached over to grab their friend and pulled her through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in Mewni, specifically the Butterfly Castle as they saw Solaris Butterfly training and the Prince of Mewni waved at them as the trio waved back, but then winced at the sight of Moon and River glaring at them as they were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal and Solaris swiftly ran after them.
I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies!
Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!
Swiftly warping back to the Diaz Household, Hannah and the others laughed joyfully as the Laser Puppies appeared and jumped onto them as the group's good mood was ruined by Ludo flying onto the scene with the help of Giant Eagle and Giant Spider as Giant Eagle's Babies flew around them menacingly and an evilly smirking Ludo held out his own Magic Wand and Magic Tenebris Sword while wearing his own Semi Yellow Spectator Armor as he glowed a yellowish-green aura and the group glared up at them angrily as a scowling Marco whipped his Demon Monster Arm around menacingly and got in a karate pose, the Butterfly Twins transformed into their Demon Forms with dual plumes of pink/dark purple flames/ice, and Hannah narrowed her eyes stoically as she, Star, Solaris, and Marco aimed their Broken Yellow Spectator Coin, Cleaved Magic Wand, Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword, and Demon Monster Arm as they all fired a huge magical multi-colored energy blast at their foes.
It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild!
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!
Landing in a dark area, Star, Hannah, Marco, and Solaris then shared a smile as the girls held out their Magical Items, and it produced a huge magical glow that lit up the area as they were all surprised to see all of their Friends, Families, and Enemies appearing behind them as Marco quickly got into his Karate Pose and Solaris held out his glowing Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword while the girls crouched down into the floor as they then leaped up into the air while summoning their pink/yellow butterfly wings as they floated back to back and a smirking Star and Hannah held out their glowing Cleaved Magic Wand and Broken Yellow Spectator Coin as we zoom into them and the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song Over!]~
"...I gotta have a tall man, you know, 'cause I like to float, like, five feet off the ground, so it's like I'm 4'6, but with six-inch heels, you know what I'm saying?"
"Ugh. I mean, sometimes it feels like they're the kids and I'm the parent, you know?" Marco says to Kelly as he, Hannah, and Solaris are talking with Kelly.
"I love my brother, really, but sometimes, I can't help but feel like he puts too much pressure on me to be perfect because of our family's shitty situation," Hannah says as Solaris sighed heavily.
"So, there's this Woolett Girl from my past that I like, but I can't remember her name or where she lives and whatnot, but she has such a warrior spirit with this long fluffy cute hair, and she's overall so cute and adorable, although obviously I mainly love her for who she is. Only if I could remember who she is." Solaris says with a somber frown as Kelly blushes heavily at what he said and spits out an apple core as the trio perks up at the sight of it.
"Whoa, you got another one of those? I'm starving." Marco says hopefully as Kelly says nothing and spits out another apple core.
"Wow, okay, if you didn't want to share any other apples, you could've just said so." An annoyed Hannah says before yelping in surprise as she is smacked in the face by a Goblin Dog T-Shirt, and the gang spots a Goblin riding around in a Goblin Dog Cart as he had a T-Shirt Cannon in his hands.
Standing before them is a 3-feet-tall, 1,000-year-old Male Goblin with black eyes, a bald head, thin black eyebrows, large pointy ears, a huge pointy nose, a big mouth with dark green lips and a row of big sharp white teeth, a sharp chin, Pale Green Skin, and his outfit consists of a white cap with red accents, a red apron with a short-sleeved white shirt underneath, long black pants, and no shoes. His name is Roy, the Food Manager/Vendor of the Goblin Dog Truck.
"Alright, kiddies! You're just moments away from maximum mouth-ertainment! So stay cool in a hot Goblin Dog T-shirt!" Roy screamed while firing multiple T-Shirts at the group repeatedly at everyone in line as an angry Marco and the others marched up to him.
"Excuse me. You work here?" Marco asked as Roy nodded.
"Yes."
"Look, my Nigga, we've been waiting forever. How do we get a damn Goblin Dog?" Hannah asked as Roy glanced around confusedly.
"Y-You wait in line."
"Well, can you tell us how to get in that short line over there?" Solaris asked while pointing over at a short line placed in front of a nearby Goblin Dog Truck.
"Oh, that's the VIP line. It's my boss' idea."
"How do we get to the VIP line?" Star asked as Roy looked around sneakily.
"Well, it's pretty exclusive but I could s-n-e-a-k you guys in."
"Oh, you know what? I'm gonna go with no, thank you." Pony Head says as Solaris gives her a flabbergasted look.
"What? Why not? He just offered to sneak us in."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, is that what he spelled out? I thought that he wanted Star, Hannah, Kelly, and I to give him blowjobs as a reward for letting us get into the VIP Line. That's my bad." An embarrassed and blushing Pony Head says as Hannah and the others give her disturbed and weirded out looks as the gang then goes over to the VIP Line just as Roy suddenly appears in a Merchandise Wagon and smirks at them slyly.
"Welcome to the VIP line. Okay. Who's ready to buy some goblin dog products?"
"That's okay. We just want the Goblin Dog." Marco says while shaking his head and raising his hand as Roy glares at them in annoyance.
"You're in the VIP line. That stands for...Very Interested in buying Products. Buy the products, stay in the line, get the dogs."
"I don't have any money." A worried Star says as Hannah raises her hand reassuringly.
"Don't worry, girl, we got this covered," Hannah says while she and Marco pull out their wallets to show that they each have $650 Dollars inside, much to the girls' shock as Hannah and Marco pulled out about $20 Dollars each.
"Guys, how much money is that?"
"Like $650 bucks," Marco says with a casual shrug as Solaris nods.
"Yep, and I have the same amount of money in my wallet too."
"How do you guys have so much money?" A bewildered Star asked as Pony Head perked up.
"Oh, is it because of your merchandise?"
"Merchandise?" A confused Star asked as Hannah nodded.
"Oh, yeah, remember the whole Nahhan the Pirate Princess, Marcia the Latina Princess, and Solaria the Armor Princess thing? Well, three months ago, Solaris collected me and Marco and took us to a Dimension to meet up with a guy who wanted to make marketable merchandise with our Alternate Princess selves, so Solaris transformed us all into our Princess selves, and we struck a deal with the guy where each of us gets a monthly royalty check for $650 for Nahhan the Pirate Princess, Marcia the Latina Princess, and Solaria the Armor Princess Merchandise."
"Yep, and Hannah and I decided to give about $200 Bucks to our families to help pay for the bills each month. We're even planning to give $200 Bucks to our Big Brother and Parents after this whole adventure is over." Marco explained before he and Hannah handed their $40 Bucks over to Roy, who reached over to grab them and handed them two Goblin Dog Hoodies as they put them on and waited in line for an hour before finally arriving at the Goblin Dog Food Truck as the group walked up to it.
"Six goblin dogs, please."
"Oh, you have to wait in that line now." Roy says as he points over to another monstrously long line.
"Oh, bullshit! Absolute bullshit! There's no fucking way, bro! No fucking way!" Hannah fumed while stomping her foot on the ground furiously as everyone else groaned in irritation.
"For real, how many lines are there?" Marco asked with a glare as Roy began pointing at all of the other monstrous lines placed all around them.
"Oh, it's all one line. There's just a lot of them, so after that line, you'll go to that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then it hooks back like a dog's leg. Then you gotta take a number. You know, from a little number ticket pulley thingy."
"Okay, we'd like to speak to the manager right now," Solaris ordered as Roy nodded.
"Certainly, sir," Roy says while reaching over to grab the window and close it before opening it as he is now wearing a Manager's Hat. "Yes?"
"What's the deal, man?! We waited six hours and bought all your stuff!" A furious Marco yelled as Roy shrugged with a small grin on his face.
"I'm sorry, sir, did you say you've been waiting for six hours? Well, some of these folks have been waiting for years."
"YEARS?!" The Gang exclaimed in shock and horror as Hannah then frowned and huffed as she reached over to begin rummaging around in Star's purse.
"Alright, I had enough of this bullshit, I'm out of here," Hannah says while pulling out Star's Dimensional Scissors from her pockets as Pony Head nods in agreement and floats forward.
"Yeah, I agree with Man Face here. Let's forget this bullshit and go back home and order some pizza or something. I'm not waiting years just to try a goblin dog."
"Wait, what? But, Pony Head, I thought you said you had a Goblin Dog before." Marco says with a suspicious tone as everyone turns over to Pony Head, who flinches as she sweats nervously.
"Well, as it were, uh..."
"Have you had a Goblin Dog or not, Pony Head?" Solaris asked as Pony Head bit her lip anxiously.
"Uh, I don't know. Ha, ha, ha, who can tell? Like...maybe not?"
"...Alright, I'm done. Let's go, Hannah." Marco says while turning around to walk over to Hannah, who is about to cut open a Dimensional Portal back to Earth as she is stopped by a concerned Pony Head.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys!"
"Wait?! That's all we've been doing! I'm sweaty, I'm tired, and I'm hangry!" Hannah snapped angrily as Marco nodded and pointed over at Pony Head accusingly.
"And on top of everything, you lied about Goblin Dogs!" Marco screamed as everyone around them turned to the group curiously and Star stepped forward as she held out her arms defensively.
"Look, everyone, we've all lied, and lying is not cool, but there's only one person here who's lied to all of us."
"Yeah...Pony Head!" Koala screamed while pointing over at a worried Pony Head as Solaris shook his head and pointed over at Roy.
"No, not her! Him!"
"Oh, yeah! He did lie to all of us! Get him!" Koala ordered as she and everyone else began running towards the Goblin Dog Truck.
"You're gonna lose your place in line!" Roy shouted while taking out his T-Shirt Bazooka and began firing at the crowd repeatedly as Hannah reached into her pocket to pull out her Broken Yellow Spectator Coin and it glowed brightly.
"It's Morphing Time!" Hannah exclaimed as a bright yellowish-green glow covered her body, and once it died down, we see that she was able to transform herself into her Semi Yellow Spectator Form as Pony Head did a double take at her new form.
"Dang, girl, you look metal. Also, I'm impressed that your boobs grew so much." Pony Head says as Semi Yellow Spectator glanced down at her body and sighed in embarrassment and annoyance as she was still confused about why the majority of her head, chest, back, and waist were exposed as, thankfully, her boobs, vagina, and ass were covered by her yellow bra and panties.
"Ugh, please just don't stare at me too much, alright? It's embarrassing enough that I have to be practically half-naked during battle already."
"Like we said before, Hannah, just imagine yourself wearing a bikini," Marco says as Hannah sighs heavily but nods as the gang runs forward just as Roy begins firing more and more T-Shirts at them as the majority of them were heading straight towards Marco and the others.
"Look out, guys!" Pony Head warned as Marco narrowed his eyes seriously and magically transformed his left arm into an extremely long thick blue tentacle that oozed with pink slime as he used it to whack away all of the incoming T-Shirts. "Whoa, since when did you have that, Earth Turd?!"
"Long story! I will explain later!" Marco yelled as Pony Head nodded and flew ahead as she used her Magic Unicorn Horn to produce multiple cyan magical energy blasts while Semi Yellow Spectator raised her Slasher Daggers and tried to morph them into her Slasher Boomerangs, only for them to turn into her Slasher Spears with dual bursts of yellow light as Hannah was confused by this but shrugged as she tossed her weapons forward and both girls' attacks collided against Roy's T-Shirt Bazooka and blew it up.
"Yeah!/Way to go, girls!/Alright, Hannah and Pony Head!" Star, Solaris, and Marco cheered while they and the girls chased after Roy, who quickly had his Goblin Dog Truck drive away as the gang was unfazed by this, and the Butterfly Twins summoned their wings as they took off into the air and flew ahead with Pony Head while Semi Yellow Spectator ran ahead at superhuman speed as Marco lagged behind, but then got an idea as he lowered his Monster Demon Arm and leaped up to land on top of it as his Demon Arm began oozing a big stream of pink slime, allowing the Latino-American Teenage Boy was able to slide forward at high speeds while using his Monster Demon Arm as a makeshift sled and the gang was shocked when they spotted a Werewolf and a Golem chasing after them by running alongside them.
"What the hell?! Are those Eredin's Monsters?!" Star asked with a surprised tone as a curious Pony Head turned to her.
"Eredin?! You mean that monster from those stories that my Parents told me about?! My Dad calls him Sparrowhawk!" Pony Head yelled as Solaris nodded with a small glare on his face.
"Yes, and it seems that they are after all of us!"
"But we can't stop and fight them or else we will lose Roy!" Semi Yellow Spectator says as Marco is about to say something, but then-
"Well, then, what if we separate and have one group deal with those monsters while the other group continues chasing after Roy?" Kelly asked while riding behind a surprised Marco as she popped out her arms and reached over to grab her hair as the Woolett Teenage Girl pulled it back to allow her body to be seen by the group.
Standing before them is a 5'5-feet-tall, 15-year-old Woolett Girl with black eyes, long bushy aquamarine hair that usually covers her whole body and reaches down to her ankles, thin black eyebrows, pointy ears, no nose, rosy pink cheeks, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Dark Brown Skin, a short hourglass build, a perky ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of big round black-rimmed glasses, a long-sleeved oversized pink-and-white-striped sweater, black shorts, and a pink boots with aquamarine tassels that match her overgrown hair. Her name is Kelly, one of Pony Head's friends, Solaris's Childhood Best Friend, and Tad's Ex-Girlfriend as she had broken up with him four months ago.
"Oh, hey, Kelly, we thought you died." Pony Head says as an angry Solaris turns to glare at her.
"What? No, we didn't."
"Oh, okay, well, I'm sorry. I thought she did die, so excuse me." Pony Head says with a scoff and rolls her eyes as Marco shakes his head.
"Kelly is right! We should divide and conquer! Hannah! You and Pony Head continue chasing after Roy while the rest of us deal with Eredin's Monsters!" Marco ordered as everyone nodded, and Semi Yellow Spectator and Pony Head ran/flew ahead. "Hiya!" Marco screamed as he and Kelly jumped into the air as the Latino-American Teenage Boy then stretched his Monster Demon Arm to wrap around the Werewolf's body while Kelly let out a loud battle cry as she flew over to reach into her hair and pulled out a big white sword as the Woolett Teenage Girl was quick to stab her weapon into the Golem's back. "We got them! Take them out, guys!"
"Rainbow Multi-Fisty Punch!" Star chanted while raising her glowing Cleaved Magic Wand as she fired out a rainbow-colored construct in the shape of a fist, and it multiplied as they all flew over to collide against the Werewolf's body repeatedly, injuring him. "Dagger Crystal Heart Attack!" Star chanted while firing a volley of hearts from out of her magical weapon as they collided against the roaring and injured Werewolf's body. "Brutum Fulmen!" Star chanted while summoning a bunch of pink thunderbolts that collided against the Werewolf as she blew him up into a billion bloody pieces.
"Supersonic Leech Bomb!" Solaris chanted while raising his glowing Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword as he summoned a pack of leeches that flew over to stick themselves onto Golem's body and a huge green explosion occurred. "Rainbow Missile Launcher Spell!" Solaris chanted while quickly creating a rainbow-like aura-generated guidance system as he fired an explosive missile from out of his sword's tip while leaving behind a trail of rainbow-like energy as it collided against the Golem, and a huge rainbow-like explosion occurred. "Mega-Explosive Crystal Laser!" Solaris chanted while firing multiple beams of red light that shot through his enemy's body, causing him to roar in pain as the Golem then blew up into a billion pieces.
"Tiger Dash!" Semi Yellow Spectator exclaimed while making sure to have a tight grip on Pony Head as she was planning to run forward at superhuman speed, only for her and Pony Head to suddenly teleport over to crash on top of the Goblin Dog Truck with a couple of pained grunts.
"Ugh, what the hell, Man Face?!" Pony Head asked with a glare as Hannah glared back at her.
"Shut up, Pony Head! I haven't been able to control my Spectator Powers ever since I had it go to self-destruct! Sometimes, my powers work, sometimes they don't! Let's just get this over with!" Semi Yellow Spectator ordered as Pony Head rolled her eyes but nodded as she flew over to latch onto the handle of the driver's door and opened it up just as Hannah launched herself inside of the Goblin Dog Truck through the passenger window and delivered a mighty kick across a surprised Roy's face, sending him flying out of the truck and crashed down into the ground with a pained grunt as Semi Yellow Spectator leaped over to land on the Driver's Seat and reached over to grab the steering wheel as she had the Goblin Dog Truck skid to a stop and Pony Head used her Magic Unicorn Horn to produce multiple cyan magical energy blasts that collided against all of the tires on the truck to blow them up and to have the truck be unable to drive for a long while.
"Ugh..." Roy says with a groan while getting up from the floor as he is surprised to see Hannah and Pony Head standing around him as Star and the others walk up to them.
"How did your fight go, guys?" Semi Yellow Spectator asked worriedly as Solaris smirked cockily.
"Went smoothly, especially with Kelly here. She totally kicked ass and looked beautiful while doing it." Solaris flirted with Kelly, who blushed as she smiled.
"Okay, Roy, now get out the Goblin Dogs." Pony Head says to Roy with a glare while aiming her Magic Unicorn Horn at his face as a worried Roy raises his arms.
"Look, okay, you get me, severed horse head. Goblin Dogs aren't real."
"What?!" Everyone asked in surprise as Roy nodded with a shrug.
"It's a ruse. I took you for everything. Look, I'm sorry, kids, you can have your money back."
"You know what? Keep it." Marco says with a scowl as Hannah nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, keep our money."
"Uh, guys? That was $40 bucks." Star says with a worried tone as Marco nods.
"Yeah. Well, now every time he sees our $40 dollars, he'll remember the six kids whose dreams he wrecked."
"No, I'll just spend the money." Roy pointed out as Solaris nodded in agreement.
"He's right, guys. Let's just take back your money and be on our way."
"No, guys, we're going home," Hannah said with a firm tone as the Butterfly Twins shared exasperated looks and nodded as they were then surprised to see Roy giggling manically and reaching into his pockets to pull out Marco and Hannah's $40 Dollars as he then tossed them away and ran up to climb up Marco's body.
"You've done it! Lo hiceste! You did it!"
"Hey, back off the merchandise, buddy!" The Demon Monster Arm screamed while reaching up to wrap around Roy's body and toss him away as he flew over to crash down into the ground but was left unfazed by this as the Goblin smiled up at the gang excitedly.
"Wait, wait, wait! Before you continue attacking me, I just want to say that all of you have earned the Goblin Dog!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" A bewildered Semi Yellow Spectator asked as Kelly stepped forward.
"Goblin Dogs are real. I had one before."
"Wait. You've had a Goblin Dog?" Marco asked Kelly with a shocked tone as she nodded.
"Got it from Roy," Kelly says as a heavily confused Hannah turns to Roy.
"So Goblin Dogs are real or what?"
"They are...yes..."
"GRRRRRR, I'M SICK OF THIS VAGUE BULLSHIT! I'M HANGRY, SO TELL ME IF THE GOBLIN DOGS ARE REAL OR NOT BEFORE I STAB YOU IN THE DICK!" Semi Yellow Spectator snapped while summoning her Slasher Bazooka with a flash of yellow light as she paused a bit. "...Uh...I mean...I WILL BLOW YOUR DICK UP!"
"Wait, wait, wait, calm down. Goblin Dogs are real but a Goblin Dog must choose its master through trial, and today, the Goblin Dog chooses you." Roy says while reaching behind him to pull out a bottle of ketchup and mustard as he creates a pentagram on the ground with the two condiments as the magic symbol teleports them to a temple of some kind, and the gang is shocked to see six steaming Goblin Dogs placed before them as Star and the others looked amazed by this as Marco quickly morphed his Demon Monster Arm back to normal.
"Power Down!" Semi Yellow Spectator exclaimed as a flash of yellowish-green light occurred, and we see Hannah returning back into her Civilian Form as she reached up to grab her airborne glowing Broken Yellow Spectator Coin.
"Behold! The Goblin Dogs!" Roy shouted as the gang perked up and reached over to grab the Goblin Dogs as Hannah and the others began eating their hot dogs.
"...So...uh...does anyone feel anything at all?" A confused Hannah asked as Marco shrugged.
"Don't know. I mean, this tastes like a normal hot dog."
"It's basic, but it's good." Pony Head says as Solaris nods in agreement.
"Yeah, I was expecting something more."
"Oh, you will. It just takes a few seconds for it to take effect." Kelly says reassuringly with a knowing tone as Star raises an eyebrow confusedly.
"For what to take effect-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD! I'M TRIPPING OUT!" Star screamed while she and the others gained starry and spaced-out eyes as, an hour later, we see that the gang was teleported back to the desert, finally coming down from the hallucinations as everyone laughed joyfully.
"That was amazing!" Star cheered as Hannah nodded in agreement with a smile.
"Yeah, I'm not sure if those Goblin Dogs were laced with cocaine or something, but that was awesome!"
"I gotta give it to you, Pony Head. Those Goblin Dogs were pretty good." Marco says to Pony Head with a smirk as said person laughs a bit.
"Oh, well, you know, the best for my besties, and whatever, all that kind of stuff...but, you guys, on the real, I am so done with this place."
"Yeah, let's bounce," Hannah says while reaching into her pocket to pull out Star's Dimensional Scissors and cut open a Dimensional Portal as she turns to Solaris. "Hey, dude, want to come back to Earth with us?"
"Oh, you guys can go ahead. I have some business to attend to." Solaris says while staring over at a dazed Kelly with a lovesick look as the group shared sly looks and nodded as Hannah, Marco, Star, and Pony Head turned around to go through the Dimensional Portal as it closed up behind them.
"Ugh, Roy makes me go through this every time. Why are those goblin dogs so good?"
"Hey, Kelly, it's been really great talking to you again. I'm sorry that I didn't recognize you." Solaris says with an apologetic tone as Kelly shrugs with a small smile on her face.
"It's okay. I figured you didn't recognize me from childhood due to my hair and junk, especially since we haven't met each other in like 10 years or so. It's also why I don't blame you for not recognizing me during that party in Mewni a while back. I was the one who you danced with." Kelly says with a playful tone as Solaris blinks in surprise and slaps his forehead as he groans.
"Man, I am such a dumbass."
"Yeah, but hey, I know of a way for you to make it up to me," Kelly says while going over to give Solaris a small kiss on the lips as she then winked at him. "Take me out on a date this Friday."
"Oh, trust me, I would love to take you out on a date this Friday, Kelly," Solaris says with a goofy grin and a blush as Kelly giggled amusedly and nodded as they reached over to hold hands with each other.
And that's about it. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, there won't be any lemons until S3, except for the Running With Scissors Episode later on, for a reason that you will all see when we get to it.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.