Hello, ladies and gentlemen. We are all headed for telly trouble. CBBC has now gone woke. And no matter which way you look at Disney come September, either you're going to watch stuff on there that is influenced by George Floyd, or you're going to watch high-stimulating shows from Sky Kids.

CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?!

(I laugh)

PARKER: Oh, yer little rascal.

THE SARAH & FRIENDS COLLECTION.

This September.

ME: "Thunderbirds are go!"