Jabbawock
Lenoir was on her spring vacation to Metropolis, she was just about to step into another shop to peruse the shoe section when she senses something barreling towards her
Turning she sees an incredibly buffed Doberman Pinscher running at Mark's speed torture, boldly she reaches out a hand and says simply
" stop" and with that command the Beast of a hound screeches to a halt a couple centimeters it's mouth open and prone to sink into her leg meat," shut your mouth", the dog does so and without being commanded also sits down
Then or bends down to read the dog's collar," specimen j1871, that's a stupid name" the young woman Ponders a new name for the creature a thought comes to her after she considers creatures old name
" I think your name should be jabbawock, don't you agree", the over muscled canine shakes its head in agreement and the girl squeals and Delight
"Come on walkie, let's go get you a call when leash, and take you to your new home", Lenoir says in Delight leading the dog to the nearest pet shop in the shopping district
Cream cheese
it's a rainy day in new Gotham and Lewis is capital B bored, he'd finished his homework and he would be texting his boyfriend
but Stewart's been sent off to that stupid Reformatory, and no matter what he says his parents won't send him there
" it's probably a scheme to create an army of brainwashed teenagers, and no son of mine is joining the military" his father had said his English accent emphasizing his stance on the matter
" but Dad isn't that even more of a reason why I should go and rescue him" he retarded
" don't question your father son, besides that boy could use some manners, and if they're going to have to strap him to a chair and make him learn those manners the hard way that's so be it ", his papa but it in, ruffling his newspaper to punctuate his statement
And now he realize looking out of his window and dreading when he'll see Stewart again, "he'll probably have a buzz cut, and totally be a lot less cool, hopefully some rad Musical make him come to his senses" Lewis thanks to himself but before he can search up some red Tunes to show his boyfriend if his horrible nightmare of him coming back a total laymoid happens, frantic Crow noises from outside his window catches ear
He looks out to see the rain blurred site of a baby bird, some Instinct in him tells him to rescue the creature, putting on a raincoat he soon outside and sees but the tiny creature had barely sprouted it's flying wings when it's fell from its nest and not a couple centimeters far from it is it's probable mother being child down on by a cat
" get, you darn thing" Lewis shouts spooking the cat away from the very dead mother bird, Gathering the cowing avian in his arms he brings it into the house and towels it as gently as he can," you poor thing" he checks to see if anything's wrong with its wings,
" everything seems to be good" he says in relief, " I think I'm going to keep you little guy, so from here on out your name's going to be" he finds himself blanking on a name for The Crow
The creature makes a sound that sounds roughly like the word cream cheese, and Lewis has his name
" cream cheese it is little guy, if my boyfriend Stewart doesn't come back a blank-eyed lame zombie he's so going to like you, and he will even if he does after I am unbrainwash with some sick Tunes" the bird makes an agreeable chirping noise and Cuddles up for a nap in his makeshift towel bed
Quiz
Dorothy sits in front of a summoning Circle, the dollar store won she bought six in the middle of it and she reads from the spell book she bought from that shady guy was that cat smile, she shoves thinking of all those feline teeth stuffed into human Jaws she witnessed
Take a deep breath she likes the third candle and Begins the final refrain of the enchantment, when her lips had other the last syllable the candles all burst like geysers of Hellfire and she flinches back and covers her eyes from the light with the book
Soon the fire dies down and she lowers her literary Shield as the Smoke Clears to reveal her new familiar, the tiny creature that once was a dollar store wand was a mouse but it was green for and a very oddly shaped tail, a question mark shaped tail to be more exact
The creature scurries up to her and with a couple hacks she doesn't think a mouse should be able to make it spits up something that looks like the piece of paper you'd find in a fortune cookie
" please write my name my Lord" the piece of paper States and when she gets herself back on her feet she walks over to her desk and write down the first thing that comes to her mind
" quiz" she lights on the back of the slip of paper and gets the instinct to give it back to the rodent, when she does it's stuff the slip of paper back into its mouth and after shimmering a little bit turns into a wand again, though not as cheap looking as the one it used to be, it's completely green and the hilt of it is shaped into a question mark
Lenore grabs the mouse wand, and the sound of something being plopped onto a shelf draws her eyes to the Shelf next to the desk she was sitting at, upon it sits a mouse enclosure with a little sticky note on the ceiling of it
" for your new companion, a gift from your smiling friend" the note reads and is signatured by a cartoon cat head the smile of which stretches past the bounds of it's drawn face, Lenore Shivers again, and place the wand which transforms into its rodent form into the cage
The end