Cosmo, Wanda, and all 20 campers were gathered on top of a thousand foot high cliff.

"One by one, each of you will jump off this insanely high peak into shark-filled waters," said Cosmo. "But don't worry, there are no sharks in the safe zone! And when you're done, each of you will have to swim back to shore."

"My great great great uncle Boris invented swimming," said Staci. "Before him, people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom."

Wanda lifted her wand, which glowed, making a coin appear in her hand. "When I flip this coin, whichever side it lands on will be the team that goes first."

"If it's heads, the Parrots will dive first. And if it's tails, the Goats will dive first." She flipped the coin and looked down at it.

"It landed on tails," she announced.

"Who wants to go first?" asked Cosmo.

"Best Friend" by Saweetie and Doja Cat started playing in the background as Chip walked over to the edge of the cliff. She was wearing blue swim goggles and a yellow one-piece with a pink heart on it and a pink frill.

"Let's go," she said. But as Chip reached the edge of the cliff, she started to get worried.

"I-I can't do it," she groaned. "It's too scary. And I don't want Potato, my snuggly toy, to get wet."

"Here's a chicken hat for you," said Cosmo as a chicken hat appeared out of thin air. It landed on Chip's head. Cosmo and Wanda turned themselves into chickens and made clucking noises.

After turning themselves back to normal, Cosmo said "Who REALLY wants to go first?"

The geniuses, Jimmy and Scarlett, raised their hands. Jimmy was wearing red board shorts, while Scarlett had taken off her glasses and was wearing a yellow swim cap and a matching one-piece swimsuit.

"The best way to survive by diving into the water is by landing head first, with one's feet in the air," said Scarlett.

"And if my calculations are correct," said Jimmy. "Each of us would reach terminal velocity within a matter of seconds."

They dived together, landing correctly in the safe zone.

Tyler was wearing red board shorts and sandals. "They did it! Yeah, yeah! I'm next!" he cheered as he ran back and jumped off the cliff. "Cowabunga!" While he crashed into a buoy, Tyler still landed in the safe zone.

Boris and Elena also agreed to dive together. He was wearing green board shorts with a red waistband, and she was wearing a purple bikini.

They did not land inside the safe zone, and were mauled by sharks.

"I'm wearing a thong!" yelled Muffin, who was also wearing a purple bikini. As she hurried off the cliff, she tumbled while screaming maniacally. She landed face down in the water.

Discord was wearing a green swim cap and yellow board shorts with a blue trim. He floated down the cliff with his arms crossed, and into the safe zone.

Howie, who was wearing green board shorts, did a cannonball dive. "CANNONBALL!" he cheered as he landed safely.

The last of the Green Goats to jump was Peppa Pig. She was wearing a red one-piece with a pink frill. "I'm going to dive, even if it's for grown-ups only!" Peppa did a running start, diving perpendicular to the water.

CONFESSIONAL:

Peppa Pig started doing the Baby Shark dance.

"Okay, the Goats scored seven points," said Wanda as she counted the score.

"Parrots, it's yur turn!" said Cosmo. "Which one of you wants to jump first?"

Caillou was wearing his normal clothes, but he had taken off his shoes. Dora was wearing a one-piece swimsuit.

"I-I-I can't do it!" Caillou was very scared of falling from great heights. Just then, Dora held her hand out to him.

"Hold my hand," she assured Caillou. "We can do this together!"

The best friends happily jumped off the cliff and into the safe zone.

Jason had taken off his soccer jersey. He played some music on his cassette player. "I wish you would step back from the ledge, my friend. You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in. And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand."

"AAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Professor Ratigan, who was wearing black leggings. "I hate this song!" The repulsive rodent lost his balance and fell into the mouth of a shark.

"At least I didn't play music by Lostprophets!" Jason protested.

"JASON!" yelled Ratigan. "I swear to god, if you jumpscare me ever again, I will pluck every last feather off your body!"

CONFESSIONAL:

"I do not approve of child sex offender music," seethed the professor.

"Given how small Professor Ratigan is," added Scarlett. "There is no chance that he would survive falling 300 meters. And the fact that he fell into a shark's mouth lowers the chances even further."

"I'm coming, professor!" Jason called out as instead of diving off the cliff, he flew outside the safe zone and perched himself onto a buoy. Just then, one of the sharks spit out Professor Ratigan, straight into Jason's beak.

"Aw, motherfucker!" groaned the vulture. "Now I've got the aftertaste of shark saliva and rat fur!"

"Watch your profanity!" snapped Ratigan. "And don't call me a rat!"

The two of them kept fighting each other as they floated to the shore.

Fluttershy, and later Ash Ketchum, landed safely. Fluttershy was wearing a green one-piece, and Ash was wearing blue board shorts.

Fluttershy was a little scared to jump, but she got over it.

Lindsay was wearing cowboy boots and a red bikini. She was falling and flailing about, but she still landed safely.

"I'm not taking the fall damage," said Spyro, who was wearing flame print board shrts. "I'll take a chicken hat."

Instead of jumping, Staci kept chatting about her family. She was wearing a pink one-piece. "My great uncle twice removed invented life preservers." Staci hurried on down the cliff and she belly flopped into the safe zone.

Last of all was Fifi, who was wearing a blue and pink bikini. She screamed savagely as she dove a thousand feet into the water.

Fifi landed on top of a shark, and she poked it in the eye.

"Since Fifi didn't land the right way," said Cosmo. "The Goats win the challenge!"

The Green Goats all cheered.

"So, uh, what's our reward tonight?" asked Howie.

"Your team gets to make a wish!" cheered Cosmo. "What's it gonna be?"

"I wish for... pizza and ice cream tonight!" answered Howie.

Cosmo and Wanda lifted their wands,

"Goats, enjoy your pizza party tonight," said Cosmo.

"Parrots, Cosmo and I will meet you at the campfire after dinner," said Wanda.

During dinner, the Goats were treated to a pizza party, just as Howie had wished for earlier that day.

At the Parrots' table, the campers were disappointed as they were each served a bowl of rice with rocks in it.

"Lindsay, I have a little invitation for you," said Ratigan with a sinister smile. "I would like you to join my alliance. And maybe we could recruit Howard?"

"But Harvey is on the other team," said Lindsay. "And I think he's afraid of you."

"Maybe I will sneak into his bed after the elimination ceremony," the professor muttered to himself.

"So who are you going to vote for?" Dora asked her teammates. Everyone except for the professor wasn't sure who should go home first.

"Okay Parrots," said Cosmo as he clapped his hands. "Time for you to go to the outhouse. It's time to vote!"

CONFESSIONAL:

"After what you did to me on the cliff?" hissed Professor Ratigan. "You are done for, Jason!"

"Yeah, my great-great-great aunt Dora taught Native Canadians how to carve totems," said Staci.

"There's something wrong with Fifi," said Ash. "She wanted to sleep with the boys earlier."

"I vote for Spyro," said Jason. "He's the only one of us who didn't jump."

At the campfire later that night, the Pink Parrots were sitting nervously, each with a disappointed look on their face.

"Pink Parrots, welcome to your first elimination ceremony," said Wanda.

"When I call your name, I will make a marshmallow appear in your hands. Because you'll be safe for the night," said Cosmo. "Mmm... marshmallows."

"And the camper who does not receive a marshmallow will have to get packed and l

"Let's begin!" said Cosmo. "Caillou, Fluttershy, Ash, Lindsay, Staci, and surprisingly... Ratigan." Those six campers each saw a marshmallow appear by magic right in front of them.

"With one vote, Dora is safe!" Dora saw the marshmallow land in her hands.

"Also with one vote is Spyro." Spyro picked up the marshmallow with one of his claws.

The focus was on Jason and Fifi. "Jason and Fifi," said Wanda. "One of you received three votes, and the other received five."

"And the first loser of Total Crossover Island is..." Jason began to sweat profusely. Fifi just stared at Cosmo and Wanda with a psychotic smile.

"Fifi." A marshmallow appeared in front of Jason, as he cradled it in his wings.

"WHAT?! YOU CHOSE TO KEEP JASON INSTEAD OF ME?!" Fifi raised her voice in anger. "HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE WATER! I WANT JUSTICE!"

"So, why don't we roast the marshmallows?" proposed Spyro.

"I stole some chocolate bars and graham crackers from the kitchen," said Ratigan.

CONFESSIONAL:

"The only reason why I signed up for Total Crossover Island was to win money," Fifi admitted in her final confessional. "That Discord guy seems pretty cool, even though we weren't on the same team. Together, we would have mowed the competition!"

Outside the Goats' cabin, Jimmy and Scarlett were each seen taking part of an invention out of the cabin. As they walked towards the dock, Cosmo and Wanda were floating around, with Fifi holding onto her luggage.

Jimmy and Scarlett placed their invention on the ground.

"This is the Teleporter of Shame," said Jimmy. "Since Cosmo and Wanda said that the ferry that dropped us off is not returning, Scarlett and I decided to build our own elimination method."

"Whenever the eliminated contestant stands on the lunar-powered pad, they will disintegrate and teleport somewhere random in the world," explained Scarlett.

Fifi grimaced as she walked onto the teleporter.

"Any last words?" asked Cosmo.

"Rape, murder, it's just a shot away!" said Fifi defiantly as she began to vanish.

"Well that's the end of Episode 1," said Wanda. "We can't wait to reveal the next challenge!"

Vote results:

Dora: Staci

Spyro: Jason

Jason: Ratigan, Lindsay, Fifi

Fifi: Ash, Spyro, Caillou, Dora, Fluttershy

Team 1: Pink Parrots

Spyro, Jason, Ratigan, Ash, Caillou

Fluttershy, Lindsay, Staci, Dora

Team 2: Green Goats

Discord, Howie, Tyler, Jimmy, Boris

Muffin, Chip, Peppa, Scarlett, Elena

Elimination order:

1: Fifi (Parrots)