"Last time on Total Crossover Island," said Wanda. "The teams were given the simple task of making dinner for themselves."

"And us!" Cosmo added as he showed footage of both teams preparing their meals and serving them to the hosts. And themselves.

"We judged the meals, and the Goats were rewarded with a movie night," said Wanda.

"It was a tough call, but Staci was voted off the island," said Cosmo. "I actually thought her family stories were funny."

"Will Jason EVER find his way out of the bottom two?" remarked Wanda. "Stay tuned on today's episode of Total... Crossover... Island!"

Staci found herself in the Canada Science and Technology Museum in Ottawa. She wandered around

"My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather invented flashlights," she continued. "Before then, people had to carry candles around at night."

Around midnight, Lindsay and the professor met up with Howie inside a cave.

"You won't believe what movie Muffin chose to watch for our reward," Howie told them. "Everyone kept saying bad words. And there was some sexy stuff too."

"Howard, I already told Jason that I hate hearing obscene language," said the professor.

"Uhhhh... why are we hiding in the caves?" asked Lindsay.

"Every night, as long as we are together on this island, we will try to turn the competition in our favor," explained the professor.

The next morning, the teams gathered at the amphitheater for a special announcement.

Wanda and Cosmo lifted their wands, revealing the spinning wheel. Wanda gave the wheel a good spin as she announced the next challenge: "This is going to be a good one! You guys are going to spend the night on Boney Island!"

Everyone except Lindsay and Tyler was confused.

"I remember that Chip said that anyone who steals from that island will get cursed. FOREVER." said Lindsay.

"ME?!" gasped Chip. "But I've never heard of that island."

"She's talking about the host of Total Drama," explained Tyler. "His name is Chris, not Chip."

"And what if she calls me Chris?" asked Chip.

"Lindsay keeps forgetting people's names," Tyler told Chip.

At the dock, two boats, one with a green flag and another with a pink flag, were awaiting their passengers.

"Your challenge is easy," said Cosmo. "The Parrots will get on the boat with the pink flag, and the Goats will get on the boat with the green flag."

"Excuse me," said Fluttershy. "How far is it to Boney Island?"

"It's a one-hour boat ride," said Wanda.

Inside the Parrots' boat, Lindsay and Fluttershy were chatting about their boyfriends, who were on the other team. Dora and Caillou were checking
Dora's map for the best location to set up camp. Jason, Ash Ketchum and Pikachu were standing on the dock, breathing in fresh air. Spyro and Ratigan were taking turns with the steering wheel; as the professor was much too small, he had to stand on Spyro's head.

Meanwhile, the Goats were close behind the Parrots. Scarlett was at the steering wheel. Howie was listening to music by his favorite punk rock band. Jimmy was looking through the boat's periscope for dry land. Peppa and Muffin were watching a funny YouTube video. Elena was on the dock, giving the waves a grounding. Discord was raiding the refrigerator. And Tyler was sitting on the couch, playing catch with Chip and Potato.

CONFESSIONAL:

"I thought this was a laboratory," said Cosmo, who was inside the Goats' boat lavatory. "Where are the science supplies? Jimmy and Scarlett are going to be SO disappointed."

"Not laboratory, lavatory!" said Wanda, who was inside the Parrots' boat lavatory. "It's like a bathroom."

"So, what does this Boney Island look like?" asked Spyro.

"Say 'map', say 'map'," Dora told him.

"Fine," sighed Spyro. "Map."

Dora's map began to sing. "If there's a place you got to go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the map. If there's a place you got to get, I can get you there, I bet, I'm the map. I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map!"

"Okay. Dora's team needs help finding a way across Boney Island. First, we need to find an island with a skull-shaped cliff. Then, we have to cross the forest. And finally, Dora will set up camp for the night."

The Parrots were the first team to arrive on Boney Island.

"This place is... s-s-s-scary," Chip shuddered in fear as she held Potato close to her.

"Look at the wombats!" Muffin yelled as she ran into the bushes.

CONFESSIONAL:

"Wombats do not live in Canada," said Jimmy dryly. "They are native to Australia."

"While wombats do bear a superficial resemblance to beavers, they are not related," said Scarlett. "Beavers are rodents, whereas wombats are marsupials."

Discord cleared his throat. "A remnant of the Pleistocene era, the woolly beaver is a day active rodent, indigenous to Boney Island. Oh yeah, and they're meat eaters."

"Why are there extinct animals on this island?" wondered Jimmy.

"Forget the science talk! RUN!" Elena ordered her teammates.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the Green Goats began to panic as they hurried away.

"Now this is just great," said Jimmy. "First, Muffin nearly got us killed when she ran into the giant beavers. And now they're going to eat us alive!"

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" yelled Peppa as she looked down at Discord. "HE'S STUCK IN QUICKSAND!"

"This isn't quicksand..." Scarlett observed. "This is quick-drying cement!"

Discord tried to use his reality-warping powers to get himself unstuck, but it was no use. He had landed into the cement, face down.

CONFESSIONAL:

"Mutant plants and animals live on Boney Island," said Cosmo. "I should have said so earlier."

Just then, the Parrots arrived on the island. They were greeted with loud cries for help.

"Did you hear that, Shutterfly?" Lindsay asked. "Dismal must have lost his way to the campground."

"Howard is in trouble!" said Professor Ratigan as he jumped onto Lindsay's shoulder.

"But what about setting up a camp?" asked Caillou

"Forget the camping spot!" said Ash. "We're going on a rescue mission!"

By the time that the Parrots had arrived at the Goats' predicament, they were greeted with a rude awakening.

Discord was completely encased in cement. Muffin had been maimed by a woolly beaver.

"Does anyone know a good doctor?" asked Spyro. "Muffin is bleeding!"

Fluttershy was crying softly and uncontrollably. Her boyfriend couldn't even move a muscle.

"OH NO! TYSON!" Lindsay ran up to her boyfriend and hugged him.

"For the last time, Lindsay, my name is Tyler!" he was okay, except for a sprained ankle.

"Are you guys all right?" Ash asked the Goats.

"Pikachu?" Pikachu repeated.

Dora managed to rescue her mother, Elena, whose dress was tattered. Elena dusted herself off as she hugged her daughter. "Dora, thank you for saving my life. That's it. You are ungrounded for the rest of the season. Te quiero mucho, Dora."

"Te quiero mucho, Mami," Dora smiled.

"We should get to safety," suggested Caillou.

"Someone from each team should be on nightwatch," suggested Jimmy.

"I'll go," Chip volunteered.

"And so will I," Ash added.

"Good," said Scarlett. "You guys will be watching from the treetops."

CONFESSIONAL:

Instead of using the outhouse confessional, Ash gave his confessional from a tree branch. "I know how Discord feels," he said. "One time, I got caught between a Pokémon battle and was turned a statue."

"Pika pi..." said Pikachu sadly.

Sitting next to Ash was Chip. "Hello Ash," she said.

"What-how did you get up here?!" he questioned.

"My best friend taught me how to climb a tree," she explained.

"Who's that in your vest pocket?" Ash pointed at Chip.

"Listen... Do you want to know a secret? Let me whisper in your ear."

After a few hours of navigating Boney Island, both teams set up shop in an abandoned cave. It was well after sunset, around 9 PM.

After the sun had set, around 9 PM, everyone was hungry.

"I'm cold," said Caillou. Spyro immediately lit up some firewood for them.

"I'm hungry," said Chip.

"Then Howard and I will go hunting," offered Professor Ratigan, as he and Howie headed out.

Spyro then charged into Discord, who was still encased in cement. The force was strong enough to set the god of chaos free.

As Howie and the professor headed out to find dinner, Ratigan began singing a hunting song as he carried several guns in his backpocket.

"I wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind. AK-47's, MAC-11, Glocks, and .9s"

"Professor... what are you talking about?"

"Those are types of guns that I stole from my worst enemy. His name is Basil."

"Which gun do you think is best for hunting, professor?"

"Typically, Glocks or .9s."

"Could I borrow your Glock?"

"Of course, Howard, but don't shoot your eye out with it."

CONFESSIONAL:

"I don't typically use guns to kill," explained the professor. "I like to get folks fed to my precious cat Felicia. Or if I'm pushed too far, tear them apart."

"I think we should hunt the giant beavers that attacked you and your teammates."

Just then, a ferret pounced onto the professor, tore his suit apart, and threatened to swallow him whole. And then, one of the woolly beavers that had chased the Goats earlier recognized Howie. The beaver confronted the hyena boy, who was picked up by the front collar of his T-shirt.

"Heh heh... nice beaver..." he chuckled as he nervously held a Glock in his paws. The beaver roared at Howie, who dropped the gun in fear.

Howie dug into his shirt pocket and pulled out a walkie talkie. "Lindsay, this is an emergency. The professor just ran into a 'scary' ferret... And I'm about to become dinner for a giant beaver!"

"But ferrets and beavers are so cute!" she protested.

"No, I mean, there's something TERRIBLY wrong with the animals on this island... I'll stay here with the professor and try to stop him from bleeding out."

The woolly beaver dropped Howie onto the ground as he howled in fear. He shook himself off and got back onto his feet. Howie took off his blue outer shirt, revealing a white T-shirt underneath. He wrapped the shirt around Professor Ratigan, who was bleeding out the chest.

"There, there, professor... Hug Bat wants to give you a snuggle." He shared his bat stuffed animal with the maimed professor. Just then, a fire-breathing winged mountain goat began chasing them.

"Is that you, Discord?" said the professor faintly, then he lost consciousness.

"LET'S RUN!"

By the time that Howie and Professor Ratigan returned to the cave, Discord and Fluttershy had prepared a tea party for dinner.

Howie set the professor down on the table until he regained consciousness.

"Ratty... are you okay?" said Discord as he looked at the unconscious professor.

"Everyone, I've got some bad news," said Howie. "The professor was attacked by a ferret while he took me hunting. It scratched his suit open, making him bleed... And then a giant beaver wanted to eat me alive and roared in my face when I pointed a gun at it. It was really scary. But I'm glad we got back safely." He let out a sad, but relieved howl.

CONFESSIONAL:

Ash and Chip were still sitting in the treetops.

"That's the first time I've ever seen Howie do something heroic," she told Ash. "Saving the mean old rat's life... maybe he's not so heartless after all."

"Pika pikachu!" smiled Pikachu.

"When I first met Pikachu, on our first day of travel..." Ash told his story to Chip. "We were attacked by a flock of bird Pokémon. Pikachu was so hurt from letting out a thunder shock, that he needed to go to the Pokémon Center."

"What's a Pokémon Center?"

"It's like a hospital for hurt Pokémon."

The next morning, the teams returned to Camp Wawanakwa. Cosmo and Wanda greeted them with a special announcement.

"There will not be an elimination ceremony tonight," said Wanda. The campers cheer.

"One of you is too hurt to stay on the island..." said Cosmo. "And another one of you wants to leave."

All eyes were on Howie, who was still cradling the barely conscious professor.

"Is this London 1897?" said the professor.

"No, Ratigan, this is the 21st century. About one mile north of Toronto," said Wanda.

Later on, at Cosmo and Wanda's cabin, Howie returned the walkie talkies that he, Lindsay and Ratigan had used for the last couple days.

Just then, he heard a light knock on the door.

"Come in..."

In floated Wanda, who was carrying the injured professor.

"Hey kiddo, your friend wants to tell you something..."

"Howard... I'm sorry for insulting your family. I am much too small to follow through with those threats. Due to my injuries, I am retiring from criminal activity."

"I forgive you, professor. What's my reward for saving your life?"

"You can repay my tax collections to the infirm, the elderly, and little children."

"Thanks, professor. Does that mean... my grammy Harriet, my big sister Hortense, and me?"

"Yes, Howard. You, your grandmother and especially your sister can keep some of the taxes."

"And professor, before you go, what's your first name? I want to keep in touch with you through time travel."

"My given name is Padraic... but my parents called me Paddy."

Howie held out his toy bat, Hug Bat, as he gave the professor a warm hug.

Instead of using the Teleporter of Shame, Cosmo and Wanda talked to the eliminated contestants.

"Ratigan and Howie, Cosmo and I have wished up time machines at your homes. You can use the time machine to chat with each other whenever you want."

"I'll miss you, Howie," said the professor, who had until that point never called Howie by his nickname.

"Thank you so much, Professor Ratigan," said Howie, who held his paw out to the "big mouse". He had never mentioned the professor's last name until now.

Cosmo and Wanda looked at the camera, held their wands up, and Howie and the professor disappeared into thin air.

"Wow, what a heartwarming goodbye," said Cosmo. "We'll see you next time on Total... Crossover... Island!"

Team 1: Pink Parrots

Spyro, Jason, Ash, Caillou

Fluttershy, Lindsay, Dora

Team 2: Green Goats

Discord, Tyler, Jimmy

Muffin, Chip, Peppa, Scarlett, Elena

Elimination order:

1: Fifi (Parrots)

2: Boris (Goats)

3: Staci (Parrots)

4: Ratigan (Parrots) - INJURED

5: Howie (Goats) - QUIT