Episode 39.
Crowns and Manors.
Previously on Crossover Legends.
Cluny: go run to Crossover Town, Tell the boy named Dipper Pines, the dark lord wants him.
Pacifica: He told me to come here… to find him.
Mark: The Richards are Dangerous… Especially with their… ties.
Courtney: We Richards own this town and if you think you can do something about it, You're barking up the wrong tree.
Mabel: I'll be watching you Richards.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo, and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Pacifica Northwest.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr. Garrison, and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snakehead lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr. Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge, and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
It had been a few days since Pacifica had come to Crossover Town, After the whole Zuko fiasco. (And Aang recovering from his drunken rampage, and surprisingly didn't press charges against Randy for coursing him into underage drinking.) Pacifica had been enrolled in Crossover Elementary, In unfortunately, the same class as Dipper and Mabel, With Mr Garrison.
And to say she was having a hard time adjusting would be… an understatement.
Anytime someone tried to be nice, She'd either blow them off or (In the worst case scenario.) lash out vilantly, as one Eric Cartman would find out, the hard way.
Cartman: agh! Bitch!
Cartman was thrown against the nearest locker in the school hall, Pacifica held him there by the throat, snarling as she spoke.
Pacifica: Call me that again and your dead you little fuck! You hear me?!
Cartman gasped for air as he tried to pry her fingers off his throat, only the timely intervention of Dipper managed to save him, he quickly pulled the refugee girl away from him and allowed him to fall to the ground.
Dipper: Pacifica! What the hell are you doing?!
Pacifica: This little gutter trash was talking shit to me, And I wasn't even doing anything!
Cartman: Aye, Fuck you bitch! You're the dumbass bringing the mood down around here! Ya stupid blot.
Pacifica was about to land another punch on the fatass, but Dipper stopped her, then turned to glare at Cartman.
Dipper: Just get the hell out of here Cartman.
Cartman: Fine, Fine, Good luck with your new side piece, dude.
And with that, he walked off.
Pacifica: You actually hang out with that freak?
Dipper: My standards aren't what they used to be…
Pacifica: pff, clearly.
And she walked off before Dipper could say another word.
Later.
Next period was band class with Mr Ichabod Crane, A tall lanky man, with clothes a scarecrow would hate to own, accompanied by a long nose, who conducted the students as they fiddled with their assigned instruments in a minor attempt to play "Rose of Noonvale"
Ichabod: Now class, From the top, Craig, I'd like to see more breath be put in to that flute of yours, Heidi, You and Lincoln need more harmony in your violin playing, Stan, you need to wait for the signal to play your solo, and Mabel-
Pacifica: Uh, Does this song even need music?
Ichabod: Pacifica my child, These are the many vital qualities of Music, It does not form needles construction, Why the only instrument is Heart! And as stated by-
As he droned on, the class started to groan in annoyance, Pacifica most of all.
Later.
She sat at a lone table at lunch, paying attention to no one around her as she did, the only ones that seemed to take notice of her, Were Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Dib, Vana and two of Mabel's friends, Nick and Megan, though Wendy in particular seemed to give the lone girl dark looks.
Megan: So that's the girl you met in Gravity Falls?
Mabel: Yeah, she was a bitch, But she was harmless for the most part.
Dib: That's nice…
Wendy: Hmm, Harmless would be a "quiet" word.
Dipper: Now she's just so… Bitter, Distant and…
Nick: Aggressive?
Vana: Well what did you expect? She trekked like 30 or so miles to end up in this shithole, I'd be jaded too, I can tell you that much.
Dipper: You're always jaded.
Vana: Hush Pines.
Megan: Well, The least you could do is like, talk to her?
Dipper: Well, yeah I guess… I mean, I mean, she certainly felt comfortable around me until Zuko showed up, then after that…
Mabel: Yeah, I don't think she's willing to open up in a town full of strangers.
Nick: Unless it's Butters.
They looked over at the Table again and saw Butters sitting Next to Pacifica.
Butters: So then, Just as those nasty Hyenas were gonna eat me! You scared them all away!
Pacifica: Yeah, I was there…
Butters: Yeah, they were all pretty scared, they thought you were a ghost or something, Like in Star Wars, With Old Ben and the Tusken Raiders, And then I got to go home and eat at Bennigans!
Pacifica: That's… good to know.
Dipper: Huh… I guess that's good, I just wish she wasn't so… Abrasive.
Mabel: Eh, It wasn't really easy for me at first when I came to Crossover Town.
Dib: You had a whole adventure with the Hulk?
Mabel: Yeah, It was a whole separate thing, and stuff.
Wendy: Perhaps she'd mind a trip in the woods.
Dipper: Okay seriously Wendy, What's eating you up?
Wendy: I heard about the crap she put you and Mabel through, And I don't trust anyone with that Attitude.
Mabel: Hey Pacifica's… cool!
Wendy: Oh really? Not from what I heard…
Dipper sighed.
Dipper: Hey, I thought she was the worst too, But she's… cool now, I guess.
Mabel: So are you going over there?
Dipper looked over and made up his mind.
Dipper: I guess.
Dipper then got up from his Table and went over to Pacifica's, By now Butters had scurried off somewhere, leaving her once again alone, Until Dipper sat next to her.
Dipper: Hey.
Pacifica: Hey.
Dipper: So I… See you've been talking to Butters.
Pacifica: Yeah, Chipper guy, Kind of annoying to be honest.
Dipper: You saved him.
Pacifica: And nearly died, And no, I won't go into Details on how that happened.
Dipper: Why are you being so withdrawn and bitter?
Pacifica stared at Dipper for a moment, then she laughed.
Pacifica: Gee, I don't know, My… Town was sacked by Vermin… Who made me trek across three or four states, on foot, to get to someplace that I thought could help me.
Dipper: Pacifica…
Pacifica: But instead, what the hell do I find? A motley little shithole, full of idiots and rednecks that clearly couldn't care less about what happens outside their damn borders, and let just about any one run loose while everything else burns!
Dipper flinched as Pacifica slammed her fists on the Table.
Pacifica: And that's not even the thing that sucks most.
Dipper: What do you mean?
Pacifica: It's the one place where I end up having to see… him.
Dipper: Who?
Before Pacifica could respond, Derek Richards suddenly scooted into the Table, shoving Dipper out of the way as he smugly locked eyes with Pacifica.
Derek: Hey Beautiful, must be lonely here, all by your lonesome, Lucky you'r dashing prince is here… Heh, Heh, Heh.
Pacifica's face contorted into one of disgust.
Pacifica: Ugh, I told you to fuck off Derek!
Dipper got back up and quickly looked between Pacifica and Derek.
Dipper: Derek!? You… You know him?
Pacifica: He's… my ex.
Derek: Oh come on… I thought we had a fire between us.
Pacifica: It was a long time ago and you know it Richards.
Derek: Yeah it was, And I still remember it like it was yesterday, You, The fair, sweet, lovely heiress to the richest family in the world, Me, the dashing, handsome and extremely sexy groom to be, It was like, It was written in the stars!
Pacifica: Written in the stars?
Derek: That's what I said.
Dipper: Okay, Okay, So… this is cool to know and all Derek, but maybe just… go away.
Derek turned to glare at his "rival."
Derek: You sniffing down my terf Pines?
Dipper: She just wants to be left alone, is that too much to ask?
Derek was just about to shave Dipper out of the way, when suddenly his phone rang.
Derek: Grrr… You're lucky I have to take this.
And he stormed away.
Pacifica: Wow, thank Dipper.
Dipper: Don't mention it, So… Derek's your ex?
Pacifica: Yeah, Back when we were Eleven, Not my first choice.
Dipper: Was it… forced?
Pacifica: Uh huh, You see the Richards were the second richest family behind the Northwests. They tried to get ahead by pairing me up with Derek, But then I got tired of it and dumped him, let's just say… they didn't like that.
Dipper: And he's still into you isn't he.
Pacifica: I wouldn't put it past him, I can see you've made an enemy of him, haven't you?
Dipper: I beat him in a science fair contest.
Pacifica: Ah, I see, He never could take a loss.
Meanwhile,
Derek stormed out of the cafeteria, muttering to himself.
Derek: Stupid Pines… Mooching in on MY girl, Oh If I could just…
Bill and Fosse stood off to the side as he came up.
Bill: Heh Heh, Turned you down flat, Didn't she Boss?
Fosse: Yeah, That's so Gay.
Derek: Shut it you Idiots, It's that stupid Dipper, God only knows why People like that guy, The nerd barely evan showers.
?: And you barely do, either.
Derek jumped when he heard the Voice and looked to the source with a gasp.
Derek: You?!
Meanwhile,
Mabel: And that's how I… pretty much saved the town from an explosion of Gamma Radiation.
Vana:… How is it scientifically possible to be thrown out of a gamma explosion and not get any radiation from it?
Mabel: Eh, Bruce absorbed most of it anyway.
Dib: And what happened to that… girl?
Mabel: Eh, got injected with gamma radiation and tried to kill me so I got her electrocuted and put her in a coma.
Vana: And she survived and returned to normal?
Mabel: Yeah, And then they carted her off to some out of town penitentiary/science hospital place, I highly doubt she'll be-
BAM*
All eyes then turned to the sudden noise, the doors were flung open and standing there, were four girls, and among them, was one girl that made Mabel's eye bulge in horror.
Courtney Richards: Hello Crossover, Guess who's back?
Mabel: Oh Shit…
Everyone else just stared in shock and surprised, There, she was, Courtney Richards in the Flesh! At her back were the K.K.K.'s, Katherine "Kathy" Shelk, a black girl with short black hair with a purple streak in it and dressed in Black with Magenta leggings and Pink Shoes, Kate Fautz, A mean looking girl with dark red hair, A Red Tank Top with midriff, Blue Shorts, Blue Shoes, Blue Mascara, and finally, Kelly Scouwers, A short blonde girl with a Grey Blouse, A yellow skirt, A blue headband and gray shoes.
Courtney: So… What's the buzz? I heard we got a new… celebrity around here… Some… Big hero huh? He He He, Probably just some unsuspecting wimp but who's asking.
Mabel immediately got up from her table and stormed over to the girl.
Courtney: Oh hey! Mabel! Bean a while, How've you bean? Hanging with Broflovski now? How quinte.
Mabel just seethed.
Mabel: I don't know when or how you got out of that Hospital Richards, But I swear, I'm not taking your shit this time!
Courtney: Ah, Such language, And here I was hoping things were more Family friendly now, I guess dogs can't help barking.
Kathy, Kate and Kelly snickered.
Pacifica just stared in shock at Courtney's return, Dipper, meanwhile, was completely surprised by the situation. He had never seen Mabel act so Hostile to others before, Gideon maybe, and Pacifica too back in the day, But this was something else.
Courtney: Well, In any case, I hope you've had fun Sweetie, But just watch your-
Pacifica: Her what?
Everyone gasped as Pacifica rose from her table and joined Mabel, Causing the other girl to stare in shock for a moment, before laughing.
Courtney: Ah, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, Ha, No, Just… Oh my god… Pacifica Northwest?! Oh now I've seen everything.
Mabel was shocked.
Mabel: Wha- Pacifica, You know her?!
Pacifica: Unfortunately.
Courtney: Oh come on, Didn't you love my Brother?
Pacifica: More like your Brother was obsessed with me and you hated me.
Courtney then grabbed Pacifica by the coat and tugged forward, baring her face into hers.
Courtney: YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT YOU… Heh, Heh, Heh… Sorry, Old murderous habits die hard, So anyway, I'm just surprised, I didn't think it a Northwest would behoove themselves to associate with the "Common Folk"
Pacifica:...
Courtney: Then again, Considering your family's… fall from grace, I suppose it's only natural you'd make yourself at home, with the rabble.
Mabel growled and almost said something before Pacifica spoke.
Pacifica: Don't talk to me about "rabble" Richards, At least they're a step up from the degenerate bitch you are.
Courtney: Ouch, Oh, Such an insult, I guess that's the best you can come up with when you're at the bottom of the Food Chain, Bitch.
Mabel: Don't forget who electrified your gamma powered ass back in the East Woods, I thought you'd still be recuperating from that.
Courtney: I did recuperate, My parents got the best gamma experts to cure me before the effects became permanent, that and a few blood transplants, So, here I am, back in town.
Mabel: And totally still a secret Criminal.
Courtney: Hmm, Haters gonna hate.
She then flipped her hair and began to stride away, flashing Mable the bird.
Pacifica: I guess that's why I ended up beating you in 2011's pageant contest.
Courtney then stopped and turned back to Pacifica, storming over to her with her eye's locked onto hers.
Courtney: Are we gonna have Problem?
There was music.
Courtney: You got a bone to pick?
Pacifica said nothing.
Courtney: Are you desperate for death, then why are you pulling on MY dick?
Courtney: I'd normally cut your thro- I mean uh, Slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch,
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, Listen up Biatch!
And then Courtnye and the K's started dancing.
Vana: Is this some sort of Musical Number?
Nick: We kind of had that in the last episode.
Eric: You think we'll get to do one?
Trevor: Maybe.
K's: I like-
Courtney: Lookin hot, Buying stuff, they cannot.
K's: I like-
Courtney: Drinking rum, maxin dad's credit card.
K's: I like-
Courtney: Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him.
K's: I like-
Courtney: Killer Clothes,
Courtney & K's: Practicin, Taekwondo!
Courtney: If you lack the Balls, you can go plays dolls,
Let your Mommy fix you a snack.
K's: Whoa.
Courntey: Or you could get laid, pound October Ale,
In Mom's Porsche with the Quarterback.
Stan gawked in horror.
K's: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Courtney & K's: Honey what, you waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a Loser.
Any~more!
And step into my candy Store~
K's: Guys fall.
Kathy: At your feet.
Kate: Pay the check.
Kelly: Help you cheat.
K's: All you!
Kate: Have to do.
Courtney: Say goodbye to the bitch.
K's: That Brats.
Kelly: Not your friend, I can tell in the end.
K's: If she.
Kathy: Had your shot.
Courntey & K's: She would leave you to rot!
Kelly: Course if you don't care, Fine, Go braid her hair, Maybe Terrance and Phillip is on.
Courntey & K's: Whoa.
Kathy: Or forget those freaks.
Kate: And get in our jeep.
Courtney: We put a bomb in Randy's Box.
Courtney then pressed a Button, and far away, Randy's mailbox blew up as Randy was retrieving the Mail.
Courntey & K's: Honey what, you waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a Limpdick.
Any~more!
And step into my candy Store~
Courtney: You can join the team.
K's: Or you can Bitch and Moan.
Courtney: You can relive your dreams.
K's: Or you can die alone!
Courtney: You can fly with Eagles or if you prefer,
Keep on testing me.
Courntey & K's: And end up in the dirt!
Kate: Whoa~ Honey what you waiting for-
Courtney: Shut up Kate! Step into my Candy Store~
K's: Whoa, Time for you to prove you're not a hazbin, Any~More!
Courtney & K's: And step into my candy store!
It's my candy store.
It's my candy-
It's my candy store.
It's my candy-
It's my candy store.
IT'S MY CANDY-
The end of their song was cut off, as Pacifica let out an uncomfortable laugh.
Pacifica: So here's the thing, That, Is what I would have done, the threatening sing along, the Intimidation, that WAS me, back in the day, And we're not Back in the day anymore, Because I. Don't. Care. Anymore.
Before Courtney could say something, Pacifica slammed her hand on the nearest table and scraped her nails against it, leaving claw marks.
Pacifica: Some people have a bad day, I've had a bad. Time. If I get something, It's taken from me.
Kathy tried to punch her, But the former rich girl promptly slammed her against the table as she stood on it.
Pacifica: If I get a win, it turns to dust, threats only work on someone who has something to lose, But me…
She then grabbed Courtney by the Collar and brought her up, face to face.
Pacifica: I've got NOTHING left to lose.
Courtney actually shivered.
Pacifica: And if anyones lost their touch it's you, because you just left yourself open.
Courtney looked back to Kate and Kelly, who was knocked down by Vana and Kitty.
Vana: Hello.
Pacifica: So… You gonna fuck off now?
Dipper had watched the whole thing play out and all he could think was… "Damn~"
Courtney looked across the room as everyone stared, Pacifica promptly let her go and she stormed off in a huff, taking the dazed and confused K.K.K.'s with her.
There was a moment's silence, then the entire cafeteria erupted in cheers, students quickly lept from their seats as they crowded Pacifica and held her up.
"Let's hear it for Northwest!" Shouted Someone and a cheer was taken up.
Pacifica did not expect this at all. "W-Wait, Put me down!"
Later,
Pacifica moaned as she followed, Dipper, Mabel and Wendy off the Bus.
Pacifica: I can't believe it…People… Like me?
Wendy: You seem to act like it's a foreign concept.
Pacifica: Uh, first off, fuck you kid, Second, I haven't really been on friendly terms with people since my Dad nearly sold the town out to that… Triangle guy, and losing all our Money too.
Mabel: Awn she's afraid of being a basic bitch again.
Pacifica: Stop making me regret defending you from that Bitch.
Dipper: Mabel, What was the deal with that Courtney girl anyway? I've never seen you so openly hostile to others.
Mabel's face went pale as she looked at Wendy.
Mabel: I don't think he… knows.
Dipper: Know what?"
Wendy didn't say a word, But Pacifica could tell it was serious.
Meanwhile,
Mark: Gentleman… This is our darkest hour…
Mac: Not quite, If we create a diversion of some kind, We could bypass the enemy camp entirely.
Randy: What are you nuts? They'd see that coming a mile away.
Jack: And I suppose you have any better suggestions?
Brian: Well Maybe I do, If we could just leave behind a lookout here, the Goblin forces will HAVE to take him out first.
Stewie: Thus leaving them exposed to a counter attack.
Mark: You would sacrifice the life of an innocent man to win this Battle?!
Jack: I for one would gladly concede…
Back at the Testaburger House, Mark, Mac, Jack, Randy, Brian and Stewie sat around the Table playing Dungeon and Dragons.
Mark: This is the most intense D we've ever played.
Mark then moved his figure accordingly.
Mark: Ah, well played Marsh, next time, I get to be the chief wizard.
Just then, the door opened and Dipper, Mabel, Wendy and Pacifica entered the house.
Mark: Ah, Hey Kids, How was school?
Dipper: Uh, Fine I guess.
The Girls didn't say anything.
Jack: What's wrong girls, you're quiet.
Wendy almost stopped up, but Wendy stopped her.
Mabel: I'll tell them.
And she walked up to Brian and Stewie.
Mabel: Guys, It's Courtney, She's back.
The Dog and Baby were horrified.
Stewie: What? Are you sure?!
Mabel: I saw her at School, She's back!
Jack: Courtney Richards?
Randy: I thought she was transferred to an All Girls School.
Brian: No, She wasn't, She was being treated for Gamma Injections.
Dipper: Gamma Injections? Okay, What's the deal with this Courtney girl?
Stewie sighed.
Stewie: It's a bit of a story.
Mark: I'd heard she number on Mabel.
Stewie: Oh, you don't know the half of it.
Flashback,
Stewie: First she bullied her, then assaulted her and framed Kyle for it all, All so she could cover up her Weapons Racket, Which she managed to do, But not before trying to get us and Several Townsfolk killed.
Flashback ends.
Stewie: So yeah, A number on her would be putting it mildly.
Mabel: She… She pushed me down a flight of stairs.
There were a few gasps from Randy and Mac, Evan Mark looked horrified.
Mac: She didn't.
Dipper was petrified.
Dipper: She… She what? Oh Mabel, I'm so Sorry.
Dipper then quickly embraced Mabel, who gratefully returned the embrace, as Mark knelt down to them.
Mark: Mabel, Don't worry, We won't let her touch you again.
Mabel: It's not me, she's gonna come for this time.
Mabel then glanced over at Pacifica.
Meanwhile,
Courtney slammed a glass against a dart board, knocking it off the wall.
Courtney: That Cunt is Here?!
Derek: Yeah, It's a fairytale come true, Or it would be if not for Dipshit.
Courtney: But why? WHY?! Her family is not even Rich anymore.
Derek: You're still pissed she beat you in that beauty Pageant in 2011?
Courtney: Hey, Fuck you.
Derek: It's not enough that she's with Mabel now, Something that should have bean the first Fucking thing YOU told me! But she had to humiliate me! Threaten me in front of the whole school!
Derek: So what are you gonna do about it?
Courntey internally considered her options, then she went over to a computer and typed in something.
Derek: What are you looking for?
Courtney: Something that will get me close to that bitch so I can wipe that smug grin off her face. When we heard the Northwests were selling their mansion, as well as their belongings, I managed to scope up a few of Pacifica's things they sold, So if we want to tick her off some more, we need proper bait.
Derek: Uh Huh, And what exactly would that be?
Courtney: I don't know, Maybe something to… get under her skin, maybe a past accomplishment from her past that I can now claim as my own… and effectively invalidate her…
Courtney then realized what she needed.
Courtney: Eh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Eureka.
Derek: Well that's sure to get her.
Courtney: Yes… It will…
Then suddenly, an Older boy entered the Room, he had the same well compt hair as the Richards Twins, wore a Gray Hoodie and Blue Jeans and wore a shark tooth Necklace.
Brandon: Ugh, Do you two have to chatter all the time? So much for enjoying the peace when it was just Derek here, I'm going to the Kitchen.
And he went down another hall.
Derek: Uh, Brandon, the kitchens on your right bro.
Brandon quickly changed directions.
Brandon: I knew that.
The Next Day.
Once again, Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica and Wendy entered the school, where they found a flurry of Students immediately crowded her like they were paparazzi, jabbering and begging for Pacifica herself, who promptly tried to shove her way through them.
Dipper and Mabel followed close behind as she went through the halls to her locker, groaning.
Pacifica: This is the last thing I need.
Mabel: Oh chin up Pacifica, What's so bad about being popular now? I thought that was your whole thing.
Pacifica: Keyword, "Was" I don't Popular anymore.
This caught Dipper and Mabel by surprise.
Dipper: Jesus, You… really have changed.
Pacifica: Yeah, Comes with trekking across the american road for three whole days can do that to you.
Dipper: It's… pretty remarkable you got that far.
Pacifica stopped unloading her locker and looked at Dipper.
Dipper: And yeah, This town isn't Gravity Falls, and… I'm sorry me and Mabel weren't there for it, But you can't let your own loneliness hang over you, But maybe you should let everyone like you, Your life is gonna suck here if you don't make any friends.
Pacifica said nothing, she just closed her locker and made her way to class.
Later,
Pacifica had her head against the table as Mr. Garrison droned on with his obscured nonsense.
Mr. Garrison: And so Children, that is why the Sonic the Hedgehog games of today, totally invalidate the original Bible by Sega of America, which decarbonize by the Release of Sonic Adventure 2, also known as-
Pacifica: God… Someone just kill me…
Then suddenly, Courtney Ross from her seat, raising her hand.
Courtney: Mr. Garrison, If I may, I would like to present something for the class.
Mr. Garrison groaned.
Mr. Garrison: I'll allow it.
Courtney then stood at the front of the class and cleared her throat.
Courntey: Fellow Students, I'm sure by now you're all Familiar with our newest Student, Pacifica Northwest.
It took every ounce of fiber in Pacifica's being not to rise from her seat.
Courtney: And if you've heard that song yesterday, then I can assure you, Pacifica and I were not so different once upon a time.
Mabel: Where is this going?
Courtney: We were both the only daughters of wealthy families. She and I, Cut throat, High and Mighty, Top of the lot, you know, typical mean girl shit, However, This one… thing that sets us apart.
There was a long pause.
Courtney: This bitch can't hold onto this to save her life!
Upon these words, Kelly and Kathy burst in with a cart, Loaded with something very familiar to both Pacifica and Mabel and made them both drop their Jaws in shock.
Courtney: The Party Crown of Summer, 2012!
Pacifica: What the fuck?!
Courtney: This is what Pacifica couldn't keep for shit!
Pacifica immediately rose from her seat.
Pacifica: How the hell did you get that?!
Courtney: Eh, bought it off ebay, Only $25.99.
Dipper: It cost that much?!
Pacifica stormed up to Courtney and pointed a finger into the other girl's chest.
Pacifica: This is about the other day isn't it? Oh you got a lot of balls Richards.
Courtney: Oh and I thought you didn't care anymore.
Pacifica: I don't!
Courtney: Kind of seams like you do.
Pacifica: Alright Richards, You wanna make a deal out of this? Fine! I'll kick your ass at your House, Just us and whoever we decide to bring!
Courtney: Fine, I'll be there.
The two girls glared at each other as the rest of the class watched in apprehension, especially Dipper and Mabel.
Mr. Garrison: Okay, if these girls are done lesbioning with each other, can we please get back to the lecture?
Later,
Pacifica stormed out of the classroom as Dipper, Mabel and Wendy followed close behind.
Dipper: Okay Seriously?! What the hell was that?! You seriously just threw yourself in a lion's den, Courtney's baiting you with that crown!
Pacifica: Ugh, I know, It's so stupid, But I just… She almost told them about me!
Wendy: About what?
Pacifica faltered for a moment, then shook her head.
Pacifica: I… It doesn't matter, I'm taking that bitch down!
Mabel: Seriously? She kicked me down a flight of stairs with some pretty well placed kicks, how the hell are you gonna keep up with that?
Pacifica: Who said it was a fist fight? I'm just gonna get into some stupid contest with her and get the crown? How hard can it be?
Dipper shook his head and walked off.
Pacifica: Hey where are you going?
Dipper: Look, This is probably not gonna end well, and I'm just gonna stay clear of it if I can.
And he left.
Pacifica: Okay then Fine! Walk out than Dipshit!
She then turned back to Wendy and Mabel.
Pacifica: We got this, right?
Both girls said nothing.
Later that night,
Pacifica, Mabel and Wendy walked up the path to the front gate.
Wendy: There it is… Richards Estate.
The Richards Estate was as grandiose as Northwest Manor, carved from thick blue stone adorned by white marble, Windows that had a cyan tinge to them in the Moonlight, and front doors made of the grayest steel on the planet, Adorned with the Family Crest of the Richards, A Pair of group, circling a dagger, And underneath, was the apparent motto, Treachery for all.
Pacifica: So… How do we get in?
Mabel smiled and pulled out her signature grappling hook.
As they got over the fence, the three girls krept quietly through the front yard, making sure to not trip any alarms, not that they thought there would be any.
Wendy: I can't believe we're actually doing this…
Pacifica: If it gets Richards off our back for a while, then we're doing it.
Mabel: Honestly, this seems like a pretty nice setup, I mean, It's not Northwest Mansion or anything, but hey, whatever helps former rich girls settle their bruised egos.
Pacifica: Was that supposed to be a Jab Mabel?
Mabel: You're the one obsessed with that crown… Which is actually how we met, funny enough.
Pacifica seized up at that.
Mabel: In fact, I'm pretty sure I was about to win that before…
Pacifica: So what? I won, you lost, end of story, can we please-
Mabel: I'm just saying-
Wendy: You cheated didn't you?
Pacifica's face went pale.
Pacifica: No I-
Mabel: Hold on, we're here.
The three girls realized they were at the front door.
Pacifica: So do we knock or…
Mabel stepped forward And touched the door and to her surprise, It was already open, the girls then peered into the home and saw the entrance, with not a single soul present to greet them.
Slipping inside and closing the door behind them, Mabel, Pacifica and Wendy crept into the house and looked around.
Mabel: So… Anybody getting haunted house vibes right now?
Pacifica said nothing, she just looked around.
Pacifica: Anybody ever been here before?
Wendy: No, Not that I know of, You?
Pacifica: I wouldn't be new to this town If I did.
As they entered through more of the Richards halls, portraits and suits of intimidating armor passed by them, each more authentic than the last, just then, they heard noises coming from another room.
As they got closer to it, they looked inside an saw what looked like a Gym or Dojo of some kind, and there they saw, Mavis Richards, dressed in a Black Sports Bra and Gym shorts, wielding a Katana as she sparred with a pair of unknown figures, weaving through their attacks and retaliated with several slices, flips and kicks, before finally stopping.
Mavis: Override code: Ixis.
The figures then dropped their stances and went still, Mavis popped her neck as the girls scurried away, which did not go unnoticed by her.
Mavis: Hmm.
Meanwhile,
After that, The girls retreated further down the hall.
Wendy: Jesus, where IS She?
?: Looking for someone?
A spotlight then popped out from the ceiling and shone a light on the very girl they were looking for, flanked by Derek.
Pacifica: Okay… Hiding in the Dark, You're a complete creep.
Courtney: Oh please, It adds to the effect.
Courtney sauntered down the stairs, As Pacifica stepped forward.
Pacifica: So we are doing this or what?
Courtney: Yeah, About that.
Courtney then pressed a hidden button in one of the railings and Pacifica, Mabel and Wendy were sent plummeting down a trap door.
Courtney: Enjoy the basement, Who knows what you'll find.
And she cackled as the door closed, leaving the three girls trapped in a dark underground passageway of decayed white stone, with only torch light to guide their way.
Wendy: Agh! That stupid bitch!
Mabel: But where are we? Are these catacombs?
Pacifica: They look like the ones you'd find in Paris, only creepier.
Wendy: So basically, The Richards Cellor?
Pacifica: I'm starting to wonder how they've been the Second Richest family in the world for so long.
Wendy: I don't know, maybe because it's easy when you have plenty of bullshit to back up.
Pacifica glared at the petulant little girl.
Pacifica: I liked the Lumberjane better than you.
Mabel took a torch and began leading the girls through the catacombs, which was a twisting, turning, seemingly never ending maze of confusion and darkness, everywhere they turned, they found only dead ends and bones, with no way out in sight.
Pacifica: God, how long have we been down here?
Wendy: Shit if I know, It's not like there's a clock in here or something, or anything else that can tell us how to get out of here.
Mabel flashed the light over the wall nearest to her, and saw something.
Mabe: Hey guys, Look!
Pacifica and Wendy walked over to Mabel as she showed them an illustration of an arrow, etched into the wall, pointing towards a passageway that directed them towards the left.
Wendy: You think that's our way out?
Mabel: I don't know… We'd have to take a chance just to go and check… Just kidding, let's go check.
And Mabel hurried down the path, With Pacifica and Wendy calling after her as they quickly followed her.
They continued to follow the Arrows until they came upon a fork in the road, two paths leading in opposite directions, both with Arrows pointing at each end.
Pacifica: Aw great, That's what we get for trusting a stupid sign on the wall.
Mabel: Hey, at least It was something, and maybe it probably would be even better than nothing.
Wendy: Yeah, Maybe show a little appreciation for the Initiative, If you can even understand that.
Pacifica's nostrils flared as she lunged towards the younger girl.
Pacifica: Okay Listen you little brat, I have taken shit from you for the longest while-
Wendy: Oh like the shit you gave my cousins in Gravity Falls, Yeah, they told me about that!
Pacifica: So what? We moved past it!
Mabel: Uh, Yeah I guess, Didn't really apologize for any of it, but still…
Pacifica: Anyway, This whole party crown shit was my business to deal with, You're the ones who came along!
Wendy: Yeah, Because we knew Courtney was up to something and literally bruising your ego by holding something you didn't earn!
Pacifica: What the hell are you talking about-?!
Mabel: Paz, Don't drag this out, You cheated me out of the party crown.
Pacifica: WHAT?! No I didn't! Think you… knew… about that.
Mabel: Yeah, I did, You think no one notice you momentarily leaving the stage to pay off Old Man McGucket!
Pacifica: Then why didn't you call me out?
Mabel raised a finger to speak, but then stopped herself upon the realization of this epiphany.
Wendy: Regardless, you still think you can just act like it didn't happen and sulk all the time.
Pacifica: Oh like I don't have enough to sulk about, have you ever considered that?!
Mabel: Okay girls, can we all just calm the fuck down… Wait, what's that?
The three girls turned to see a figure standing off behind them. It wore dark gray armor, adorned with a dark cape, had a mask dressed with horns and an entire V-shaped Visor for a face.
Pacifica: Uh… You're the Janitor here, right? Or like, some sort of Custodian for this place.
?: You girls may call me, The Slay Mistress.
The apparent assassin's voice was toned and robotic as she took out her blade and rushed at the girls, who quickly dodged out of the way as she made to slice at them.
Mabel: Jesus, Run!
The three girls then ran down the left tunnel with the Slay Mistress in hot pursuit.
They ran as fast as they could, down the Long dark passageway that seemed to go on forever, until finally, they came to a staircase, leading upwards.
Mabel: There! That's sure to be a way out!
They quickly scrambled up the stairs, looking back to see If the Slay Mistress was still chasing them.
Pacifica: I think we lost her.
But as the girls finally reached the top, they found the Mistress already there, pointing a gauntlet at their faces and spraying them with a purple substance.
Slay Mistress: Sleep…
The three girls laughed as they inhaled the stuff, then one by one, they slipped into unconsciousness.
Later,
Pacifica slowly began to regain consciousness, and when she did, she found herself tied up on the floor. In a room she didn't recognize, She glanced over and saw Mabel And Wendy also tied up, with the Slay Mistress sitting crisscross across from them, sharpening her blade with a whetstone.
Pacifica: Hey… Hey!
Slay Mistress looked up.
Slay Mistress: So you're awake.
Pacifica: Where are we?
Slay Mistress: Another part of the Catacombs, It helps when you know your way around them.
Pacifica: So this was Courtney's trap, set her murder maid on us so she could dance on our graves.
Slay Mistress: In a sense… Pretty much, It's a usual stick, trapping our enemies in the Family Catacombs. Quite a bother to travel down here and clean up, But it's enjoyable to play chase with victims.
Pacifica: What are you going to do to us?
Slay Mistress: Nothing yet, But Courtney wants to make Sure you don't come out of this alive, So we're going to leave you girls here, unless you can escape our Catacombs.
At that moment, Wendy and Mabel woke up.
Slay Mistress: Ah, so the gang's all conscious, excellent, now the fun can begin.
She then cut the ropes that Bound them up, and pointed to another passageway with her Sword.
Slay Mistress: You'll have a five minute head start before I come for you again, If you can reach the exit from the Catacombs, you win, But once I catch you again…
She let out a dark chuckle.
Slay Mistress: Well… Well be sure to find a lovely place for your bones.
Pacifica, Mabel and Wendy looked to each other in fear, before running off down the hall.
As they hurried through the darkness, looking left and right for anything that could help them escape, they soon found another Arrow pointing right.
Pacifica: Aw not this again!
Mabel: I think we should trust this this time.
And Mabel ran down the direction again.
Pacifica: Oh come on, like that worked so well last time!
As they followed after her, The Slay Mistress slowly came up, she touched the arrow and a secret door opened, which she then stepped through.
Meanwhile,
The three girls quickly tore down the corridor as Pacifica spoke.
Pacifica: If we get out of this, I am so gonna…
Wendy: Do what? Huh? Snatch that stupid crown from Courtney, Oh yeah, cause that's been working so well so far!
Pacifica: Well I… I-
Mabel: And If I may, why exactly did you overreact to Courtney showing the party crown? Buying it from your parents isn't the real reason it ticked you off, In fact it didn't just piss you off, It made you scared!
Pacifica: T-That's bullshit, I was angry because getting that crown was MY Achievement, and she just used it to show everyone that I sucked!
Mabel: Oh please, You're not upset that Courntey tried to humiliate you, You're upset that she tried to tell them of your past!
The girls then stopped as Mabel continued to speak.
Mabel: You're upset because she nearly told them you were just like her! A Stereotypical mean girl who cared only about herself, And if any of them found this out, they would hate you. That's why you can't stand anyone looking up to you, You'd just let them down.
Pacifica took in every word Mabel said, Before gritting her teeth and turning around to the girl.
Pacifica: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT PINES!
Then suddenly, Slay Mistress jumped out of a corner and raised her blade at the girl!
Mabel: Pacifica, Look out!
Mabel then jumped forward, pushing Pacifica out of the way as the Blade came down, Both girls dodged just in time as Slay Mistress turned towards them and tried to cut down again.
Slay Mistress: I did give you a head start, But now it's over.
But before she could strike again, Wendy quickly got behind her and yanked her cape, causing the figure to lose her balance for a moment, As the three girls huddled together.
Mabel: Oh god, We're screwed.
Pacifica: Mabel, Focus, there's got to be a way-
Mabel then pressed her hand on an arrow, causing a hidden door to open up.
Pacifica: What the hell?
Wendy: Oh my god, A Secret passage!
Slay Mistress: Huh?!
Mabel: C'mon guys! Let's go!
And the three girls quickly hurried into the passage, as it closed behind them.
Slay Mistress: NO! You weren't meant to discover that!
The three girls then popped out in another part of the catacombs and saw another arrow, they quickly pressed it and continued forward, with the Slay Mistress in pursuit, albeit more haggardly than before.
They continued to do this with more Passage ways, always managing to stay one step ahead of the Slay Mistress, until finally, they came upon another tunnel that led them straight towards a trap door!
They burst right out of it and found themselves in some sort of basement.
Pacifica: Where are we now? Is this a basement?
Mabel then went up and saw the Halls of the Richards Estate.
Mabel: We did it! We're out of the Catacombs!
The three girls whooped and cheered as they high fived each other.
Wendy: Come on! Let's get out of here!
And they quickly ran through the hallways and made their way to the door, Passing by a very confused Brandon as they went.
Brandon: What the, They escaped the Catacombs?
Soon they found themselves at the entrance suite and saw the front door.
Pacifica: We're almost there! Let's go-
But before they could reach the door, The Slay Mistress suddenly burst out of the floor and landed in crouching position before standing up and pointing her Sword at the three girls.
From behind them, Courntey and Derek appeared, the former still holding the party crown.
Courtney: So you got out of the Catacombs did you, no matter, You still won't make it out alive.
As the Slay Mistress raised her Sword to strike at the girls, the Door suddenly burst open and a red laser blade blocked the Slay Mistress own Sword and punched her in the face with an energy Shield, sending her crashing to the floor, her mask damaged.
Mark: Hold it right there!
There, standing over the Slay Mistress, was Mark, Along with Jack, Mac and Dipper.
Courtney: What the?!
Dipper: Yeah, Courtney is it?
Dipper then punched Courtney across the face, grabbed the Party crown and smacked her again with it.
Dipper: Stay the fuck away from my sister!
As the new rescuers took the girls out of the House, Courtney recovered long enough to give one scornful look.
Courtney: I'll… get you… Bitches…
Outside,
Mark led the girls along with Mac, Jack and Dipper off the Richards property and through the gates, Mark then turned to face the girls.
Mark: Dipper told me what you three were up too, I'm just glad you're all safe.
He knelt down and embraced them, though Pacifica kept her distance.
Mark: And you're all grounded for sneaking off without telling anyone.
Wendy: Aw!
Mabel: Come on!
Pacifica: That tracks.
Mark: Now, let's go home.
As Mark made his way to the car, Pacifica took the crown from Dipper and spoke to Mabel.
Pacifica: Hey Mabel… I just wanna say, I'm sorry.
Mabel was surprised.
Mabel: Huh?
Pacifica: You were right, All those things you said, Back in the Catacombs, I was worried the others wouldn't accept me if they knew about my past, And not counting all the Psychopathy, I was just like Courtney, Obsessed with Status, treating others like dirt… and I'm sorry for it, In fact.
And she then held out the party crown to Mabel.
Pacifica: Here, You totally would have won, If I hadn't cheated, and made non-verbal threats.
Mabel stared at the crown for a moment, before taking it, holding it in her hands for a brief moment, before chucking it off into the distance, much to the shock of everyone.
Pacifica: What the Hell?!
Mabel: Yeah, I didn't need it anyway, Seeing Courtney getting punched was cool enough already.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, as Mabel then hugged Pacifica, who couldn't help but Smile.
Wendy: Okay, so I guess you're… Not the worst.
Pacifica: Heh, Fuck you too kid.
And so, with all grievances cast aside, they packed into the car and drove off into the night.
Meanwhile,
Back at the estate, Courtney nursed her bruised face as she and Courntye stood behind the Slay Mistress as she took off her helmet.
Slay Mistress: Next time you try having former enemies killed off, Don't come crying to me to do it for you, Is that clear!
Courtney: Yes… Forgive me.
Slay Mistress: Anyway, This midnight exercise did give me something to work with, And I'll admit, taking cheap shots at Pines again, Heh, Heh, Heh…
She turned around as Mavis Richards let out a small sinister chuckle.
Mavis: Next time your Father ought to be here, So we can go after the full set together.
To Be Continued.
And here we are folks, After three years, The latest Episode of Crossover Legends Season 2, Has bean released, And let me tell you, It was so hard, writing this Episode, with all the other stories and Projects going on in my life, This was truly the accomplishment, I plan to write more soon, Especially now that Mabels Adventures is done,
Also, If you haven't read that story, And you don't know about Courntey till now, You should really go read it.
In other news, I recently saw the new Beetlejuice 2, and it was blast of Tim Burton, I did not know I needed, seeing Winona Ryder and Michael Keaton reprise their old roles and the awesome new faces of Jena Ortega and Willem Dafoe was so wonderful, truely a joyride, a few complaints I had is that Adam and barbara weren't in it and Alex Brightman and Sophia Ann Carous. (The Broadway Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz.) didn't make cameos, But I can't complain, Overall, A fantastic Movie and a must watch for everyone.
And, tragically, We must also acknowledge the loss of a legend this week, James Earl Jones, The Iconic voice of Mufasa and Darth Vader, who sadly passed away at the Age of 93, He truely led a good life, But it's a real shame, Because I imagining him reprise his role of the Emperor of the Night in this story, Guess there goes another great actor, Like Gilbert Gottfired, Pat Carroll and Christopher Plumber, Mortality truly is the Pits.
RIP Jame Earl Jones, May the Force be with you.
And as the day ends, It would also like to take a moment of Silence for in remembrance of the attacks that took place on this day, Lest we forget.
Well, with all that said, see you all next time and be sure to look out for more Chapters in the Future.
Stay Tuned for now. :)