Hey, guys. Welcome to the next Jurassic Universe Chapter. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OC Arthur Galaxy belongs entirely to my friend 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"How could you possibly think punching a blood polyp was a good idea?!" An annoyed Pearl asked Amethyst as we see the Crystal Gems warping themselves back onto the Crystal Temple Warp Pad. "Look at all the gunk you got on me!" Pearl yelled angrily while scolding Amethyst for her recklessness as she flicks away a small piece of gunk on her arm.
"What about Steven?" Arthur asked deadpannedly while pointing over at Steven, who was covered in thick gunk except for his face.
"It's not so bad once you get used to it," Steven says with an oblivious smile.
"See? He likes it." Amethyst says with a smile as Pearl scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"He certainly won't like it when it hardens." Pearl stated matter-of-factly with a nod.
"Uhh, what?!" A worried Steven asked as Saurus shakes his head with a heavy sigh.
"Come on, Kid, let's get you washed up in the ocean before that gunk hardens," Saurus says while walking over to grab Steven by his waist and lifted him up into the air as he turned around to walk away just as the gunk hardens as Steven was frozen in place. "Oh, too late," Saurus says with a wince as Arthur turned to glare at Amethyst.
"See, Amethyst? This is why I told you not to punch that blood glyph because we were too close to it.
"How was I supposed to know they pop?" Amethyst asked incredulously while crossing her arms as Pearl turned to glare at her.
"You're always putting us in danger with your little outbursts!" Pearl yelled as Amethyst ignored her and puts her fingers in her ears as she sticks out her tongue playfully.
"They have a lot of issues with each other, huh?" Arthur asked Saurus, who sighed heavily as they nodded
"That's an understatement," Saurus says dryly, remembering the numerous times that Pearl and Amethyst argued with each other in the little time that he stayed with them.
"Ugh, you are just...so...CHILDISH!" Pearl screamed in annoyance as Amethyst rolled her eyes with a glare.
"Yeah, yeah, and don't forget 'Reckless', 'Vulgar', 'Loud Mouth', and that's just what makes me so awesome! RIGHT, GARNET?!" Amethyst snapped angrily while turning to Garnet, who was rubbing her temple as she shifts her visor before turning to give Amethyst a serious glare.
"Amethyst, you are a Crystal Gem. You need to act like it." Garnet says stoically, surprising Amethyst as Pearl crosses her arms at her with a huff and Amethyst growled angrily as she whirled around, and her Gem glowed purple as she opened up her Crystal Temple Room.
"Whatever," Amethyst says with a grumble while walking through her Crystal Temple Door as it closed up behind her, and the Boys watched her go sympathetically.
"I think we really got through to her," Pearl says with a smile as Garnet stared at her dryly and shakes her head as she turned around to walk out of the house. "Right, Garnet?" Pearl asked worriedly as she followed after her Leader, and Arthur pursued them as well.
"Welp, that was awkward...anyway, I'm going to go and hang out with Jenny and Kiki. Peace." Saurus says while placing his arms behind his head as he casually walked away.
"Uh, guys? I'm still trapped here!" Steven yelled panickedly just as Saurus stopped near the entrance as, without looking, he spawned out his dinosaur tail, and it flew over to slam itself against Steven's chest, easily shattering apart the hardened goo as Steven got free. "Thanks, Saurus!"
"You're welcome, kiddo," Saurus says casually while still not turning to him as he waved him off before walking out of the house as the Human/Dinosaur Teenage Hybrid slams the door shut with his tail.
{Jurassic Universe Season 1 Theme Song!}
We...are...the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
Standing in a large red colorful background with millions of glowing stars, we see a stoic Garnet lifting up her glasses to wink at the readers slyly with her Dual Germstones glowing brightly as Arthur stood beside her and grinned slyly as the 18-year-old Man lifted up his right arm to show off his glowing Gemstone and we then see a pair of smirking Pearl and Amethyst standing back to back with their Gemstones glowing brightly as a roaring Saurus dropped down from the sky and landed in front of the Crystal Gems in his Full Dinosaur Form with Steven riding on his back and his Gemstone glowed brightly as they all struct a heroic pose.
And if you think we can't,
We'll always find a way!
After warping themselves into the other side of the planet, the Crystal Gems can be seen glaring at a hoard of Corrupted Gems, Evil Dinosaurs, and Jasper and Peridot as Garnet swiftly summoned her Gauntlets while Pearl summoned her spear as Amethyst pulled out her whip, Steven summoned his Shield, Saurus transformed into his True Dinosaur Form, and Arthur summoned his spiked gauntlets as the Crystal Gems then mounted onto Saurus's back and charged forward as they all let out a loud battle cry.
That's why the people of this world
Always believe in...
Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Arthur...and Saurus and Steven!
After defeating their powerful foes and saving the Planet Earth, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to Beach City as, after warping themselves near their Hometown, a roaring Saurus ran down the streets of Beach City, alarming Lars and Sadie, surprising the Pizza Family, impressing the Cool Kids, and caused a visiting Connie to gasp in awe as the Gang was able to arrive at their home, and the Crystal Gems got off Saurus's large dinosaur back as he transformed back into his Human Form just as Greg drove up to them as he got out of the vehicle and placed a grill in front of them to grill up some victory Hot Dogs as a smiling Saurus rubbed a giggling Steven's head proudly.
{Jurassic Universe Season 1 Theme Song Over!}
Later at night, we see a snoring Steven, Saurus, and Arthur sleeping on their respective bed, couch, and sleeping bag after a boring day in Beach City as the Trio Hybrid Boys were suddenly waked up by the Crystal Temple Door opening up and Amethyst can be seen rushing out of the door while wearing a black cape as the Boys instantly pretended to be sleeping but each kept one eye open to watch on as Amethyst ran out of the home and, after sharing a look, Steven, Saurus, and Arthur swiftly jumped out of their bed, couch, and sleeping bag as they followed after Amethyst and, a few of minutes of running, the Trio Alien and Dinosaur Hybrids were able to find Amethyst entering a nearby large warehouse after shapeshifting her form around as she made her way through a door.
"What is Amethyst doing?" Steven asked his Friends curiously as Saurus and Arthur shrugged before the Trio made their way over to peek through a window of the warehouse as the Boys spotted a cloaked Amethyst standing in the middle of a big wrestling ring while an African American Man can be seen sitting near her in a table.
The Man is a 6-feet-tall, 35-year-old Male with black eyes, a bald head, thick black eyebrows, a big stumpy nose with a large black mustache that frames his very large and bright smile, a sharp chin, Dark Brown Skin, a tall stout build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved buttoned up black sports coat with a purple high collar/sleeves, a short-sleeve blue-gray shirt underneath, dark gray shorts, and a pair of light brown boots. His name is Harold Smiley, a Beach City resident who works many jobs like at the Beach City Funland and Arcade and occasionally serves as emcee of Beach City Underground Wrestling.
"For those of you befuddled by the events of athleticism, you are about to see the Purple Puma!" Mr. Smiley exclaimed just as Amethyst took off her cloak to reveal that she had shapeshifted herself into her Wrestling Form 'Purple Puma', which consisted of her being 6-feet-tall with black eyes, thick and messy pale lavender hair that goes down to her ankles, a small upturned nose, plump lips, a sharp chin, her purple gemstone was still located on her chest, E-Cup Breasts, Light Purple Skin, a tall muscular build, a bigger thick ass, and her outfit consists of a simple skintight black leotard that barely covered her breasts but they and her gem were thankfully covered by her long hair overlapping to cover up her modesty as she also had a dark mauve mask/wristbands, and a pair of white boots.
"Who is the single most hated wrestler in Beach City Underground History!" Mr. Smiley shouted as the audience, which also included an excited Lars and a bored Sadie, collectively boos at Purple Puma, who was basking in pride as she flexed her muscles.
"What!?" A stunned Steven screamed as Saurus, however, had blood squirting out of his nose, and a large blush appeared on his face at the sight of Amethyst's breasts as his dinosaur tail popped out, and it shook around in his arousal.
"Huh, I wonder why everyone hates Amethyst?" Arthur asked himself curiously as, like Saurus, he was also entranced by Amethyst's sexy Purple Puma Form but made sure to compose himself in time.
"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's introduce her opponent, or should I say victim, hahaha, the Loch Ness Bloggster!" Mr. Smiley yelled as Amethyst grinned sinisterly and turned over to see a very nervous Ronaldo Fryman standing in front of her while wearing a Loch Ness Monster Mask as it was colored green and had red eyes and spines, a long-sleeved dark cyan opened jacket with a short-sleeved high-collard red polo shirt underneath, a black tie, green kilt with red stripes as he wears his shirts underneath, and his brown sandals.
"Uh...I'm...going to end your reign of terror!" The Loch Ness Bloggster screamed determinedly while charging forward to attack Purple Puma, who merely remained in place as Ronaldo ended up colliding against her huge breasts and was bounced back as he crashed down into the ground and groan in pain as Ronaldo got knocked out.
"Ha, ha, ha! Well, now, now that was quick!" Mr. Smiley yelled with a laugh as Saurus and Steven cheered at this as a smirking Purple Puma walked over to step on the Loch Ness Bloggster's chest and began flexing her muscles again while throwing fake kisses at the audience as they all booed at her loudly. "Yeah, yeah, I don't like it either, but hey, what do you do?" Mr. Smiley asked dryly just as Purple Puma raises his leg and reaches down to grab the Loch Ness Bloggster as she raised him up into the air and tosses him at the audience as the Kindergarten Gem laughed loudly and a few hours later, after kicking more Wrestlers' butts, we see Purple Pum bursting through the warehouse backdoors while roaring in victory as she then shapeshifted herself back into her Default Form and Amethyst sighs on relief, but then flinched in surprise as Steven suddenly ran over to grapple her from behind.
"Amethyst!" Steven yelled excitedly as a startled Amethyst instinctively reached behind her and grabbed Steven as she flips him onto his back and flinched as the Purple Gem felt another pair of hands latched onto her shoulders and tried to judo flip the person as well, only for said person to turned out to be Saurus as he twirled him and Amethyst around in mid-air and landed back down on the ground as they turned to face each other panted a bit as Amethyst was shocked to see the Boys.
"What are you three doing here?!" A shocked Amethyst asked while letting go of Saurus as Arthur went over to help Steven up to his feet, and his fellow Human/Gem Hybrid turned to stare at his Gem Friend with starry eyes.
"Are you a secret wrestler?!"
"...Yeah," Amethyst says bluntly as Saurus gave her an odd look.
"Really? Why?" Saurus asked curiously as Amethyst glared at him in annoyance.
"What? Are you going to rat out on me for using my Gem Powers against Humans?"
"Eh, not really. I don't give a shit about that to be honest." Saurus says with a casual shrug as Amethyst sighed in relief and nods. "Besides, I used my own powers in Underground Fights as well."
"Wait, seriously?!" A shocked Steven, Amethyst, and Arthur asked as Saurus nodded.
"Yeah, I had to earn money somehow without always resrorting to stealing money from banks and such, but I never really entered any Wrestling Matches, so how did you get into this?" Saurus asked Amethyst, who looked around suspiciously as she gestured at the Boys to get closer to her, and they did as Amethyst grabbed Steven and used her Shapeshifting Powers to stretch up her legs to match Arthur's height as she wrapped her free arm around his and Saurus's shoulders.
"Okay, let me explain something to you guys. So, ever since Rose...died, I have a lot of...frustration and anger to vent and let out. And missions aren't enough because I always have to be 'Careful' and 'Safe'." Amethyst says with a scoff and rolled her eyes as she then grinned at the Boys mischievously. "But then, one day, when I was babysitting you, Steven, when you were like 3-years-old or whatever, we ended up stumbling into this place and I had FINALLY found a place where I can finally let loose and fight anyone I want without someone bitching in my ear and, if anybody tries to tell me what to do, I hit them in the face with a chair!" Amethyst exclaimed with a big grin on her face as Saurus nodded in understanding.
"Makes sense," Saurus says with a nod, knowing what she was talking about as he had a lot of anger and frustration inside of him as the Human/Dinosaur Hybrid either calms himself down by training or sparring with the Crystal Gems.
"Wow, that's pretty cool, Amethyst." Arthur complimented as said person smirked at him.
"And people...like that?" Steven asked worriedly as Amethyst scoff with a laugh while separating from Saurus and Arthur as she shrinks herself back into her Default Form and lets go of Steven.
"Like it? They love it! Ha! Well, they hate it, but it's all part of the fun, you know?! E-Everyone here gets that!" Amethyst yelled as she gritted her teeth and whirled around as the Purple Gem kicked away a can in her anger. "Urggh! You don't know what it's like having Pearl and Garnet on your back all the time!"
"...Are...you...kidding me?!" An incredulous Steven asked with Saurus, Arthur, and Amethyst turning to him as they were surprised to see his pink gem glowing and Steven proceeds to shapeshift himself into a Pink-Version Pearl. "Oh, Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions." Steven says while imitating Pearl's voice perfectly as he then Shapeshifted himself into a Pink-Version Garnet and crossed his arms as the Human/Gem Hybrid looked away. "I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong," Steven says while speaking in the voice of Garnet as he then Shapeshifted himself back to normal, and Arthur and Amethyst laughed as Saurus gave him an impressed look.
"Wow, nice Shapeshifting there, Steven," Saurus says sincerely as, ever since the Shapeshifting Fiasco long ago, Steven had been afraid of trying to Shapeshift again, scared of going out of control again, but after Saurus had a talk down with him, Steven was able to feel encouraged enough to try Shapeshifting again with Amethyst, but this time, everyone made sure to keep an eye on him. After several training sessions, the Trio found out that, currently, Steven can do partial shapeshifting and stretch his body around with ease, but the problem is with a full-body transformation. It apparently takes a lot out of him, but Saurus figures that this is more of a lack of experience thing than any actual weakness, so with a little bit more training, Steven will be able to beat his current limit of Shapeshifting and be able to eventually shapeshift more than five forms a day.
"He, he, thanks. Anyway, Amethyst? Can I be a wrestler with you? I'm so stifled."
"Hey, this looks like fun. I wanna wrestle too." An excited Saurus says as Amethyst hums in thought.
"Hmmm...well...I haven't won the three-on-three tag team belt yet...alright, you guys can join me, but you two CANNOT tell Pearl and Garnet." Amethyst says sternly with a glare as Saurus and Steven nod. "What about you, Arthur? Want to join in?" Amethyst asked as Arthur shakes his head.
"Nah, you guys have your fun, but don't worry, I will support you guys," Arthur says reassuringly as the Group nodded, and we cue to the next day as we see Arthur and Amethyst sitting on the couch in the Crystal Home, waiting for the Boys finishing up on dressing up in their New Wrestling Personas as they heard the Boys rummage around upstairs, but didn't bother to look to give them their privacy as, after a few seconds of waiting, Arthur and Amethyst were shocked to see Steven dropping down in front of them.
"Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun!" Steven exclaimed while making fake dramatic noises as he could be seen having his hair slick back with margarine and was wearing a hot purple tie emblazoned with a gold dollar sign, no shirt, two valhalla-purple suspenders that were connected to his usual long blue jeans, and his usual pair of sandals as Steven had also partially shapeshifted himself to gain a pair of pink tiger-like ears, light pink sclera with dark pink cat-like pupils, a dark pink tiger-like nose, a pair of tiger-like white fangs, Light Pink Fur with Dark Pink Stripes, and a long light pink tiger-like tail with dark pink stripes. "Presenting...Tiger Millionaire! A rich feline industrialist from the Jungle Island, once the single child of the wealthy Tiger Family, he clawed out his own destiny, making money in the coconut mines and became CEO of his own company, but decided to become a Wrestler on the side!"
"Weird, creative, but weird," Arthur says as Amethyst nodded.
"Yeah, and nice touch using your Shapeshifting to enhance your costume." Amethyst complimented while she and Arthur clapped for Steven, who bowed to them as he smiled.
"Thanks, it took me a while to get all of the stripes right," Steven says while gesturing at his back as he then glanced upstairs. "Saurus, it's your turn," Steven says just as a grunting Saurus dropped down into the ground while transformed into his Human/Dinosaur Hybrid Form as he wore a dark green mask that covered the top half of his face, a long-sleeved dark green skintight jumpsuit with a large black dinosaur head symbol in the front, fingerless black gloves, a black utility belt, and a pair of black boots.
"I am...the Jurassic Warrior! I used to be a normal Human Teenager who had accidentally dropped himself into a vat of chemicals and transformed himself into a large Humanoid Dragon, and after spending years being ridiculed and such, he had finally found his calling in the ring from where his strength and talents can be seen! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Saurus roared as an impressed Arthur and Amethyst clapped.
"Nice, I can't believe that you guys came up with all of that," Amethyst says with a laugh as the Boys gave them odd looks.
"Uh, yeah, I mean, this is wrestling. You have to create a backstory for your Wrestling Character," Saurus says as Steven nodded.
"Yeah, what's your backstory?"
"Pumas are cool," Amethyst says with a sly grin as the Boys stared at her awkwardly with multiple sweatdrops on their hands.
"Uhh...we'll workshop that later," Steven says as Saurus nodded in agreement.
"Three local heroes in the ring tonight!" Mr. Smiley says with a big grin on his face as we fast forward to nighttime and we see Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior standing in the ring while showing themselves off to the audience as Arthur can be seen sitting with them, right next to Lars and Sadie as Tiger Millionaire stood near the ring. "They build hospitals for the sick, and they build muscles that look slick! Give it up for...Concrete Heat, Chunk Truck, and Rubble Mayhem!" Mr. Smiley screamed while gesturing over at Three Muscular Man Wearing Construction-Themed Outfits. "Facing off against the Purple Puma and our newest, mewest competitors, Tiger Millionaire and Jurassic Warrior!" Mr. Smile exclaimed as Purple Puma flexed her muscles, the Jurassic Warrior lets out a small yet intimidating roar, and a smiling Tiger Millionaire held up a small pink briefcase with a large dollar sign on it and sticks out his tongue playfully as the audience booed at them.
"That little guy's gonna get creamed," Lars says while leaning his arm over his chair and his leg propped up against another chair as Sadie could be seen eating popcorn.
"You wanna know something? From here, Tiger Millionaire kinda looks like a cat version of Steven."
"Pfft! Yeah, right!" Lars says with a snort and a laugh as Sadie rolled her eyes...but then her eyes widened in realization as she munched on a popcorn kennel.
"Wait a minute...didn't Steven learn how to Shapeshift recently?" Sadie thought to herself curiously as Arthur turned to them.
"Hey, you guys are Sadie and Lars, right?" Arthur asked as Sadie turned to him while Lars bluntly ignored him.
"Uh, yeah, but who are you? I've never seen you in Beach City before." Sadie says as Arthur nodded.
"Oh, yeah, I am new to the city, and I'm a friend of Saurus, Steven, and the Gems. It's nice to meet you all."
"Same," Sadie says with a friendly smile as Lars said nothing and Arthur narrowed his eyes at him as he remembered Saurus warning him that Lars was a dick, and Arthur realized that what his friend said could be true.
"Well, this is going to be a fun experience." Jurassic Warrior says with a smirk while flexing and stretching to get ready as Purple Puma nodded but then flinched in surprise as she noticed that Tiger Millionaire tries to step into the ring, and Amethyst was quick to stop him.
"Steven, wait. We're just using you to get the three-on-three tag team belt. I can't let you fight with us since, unlike on TV, this isn't fake wrestling. People here actually really fight and can get very easily hurt." Purple Puma says as Jurassic Warrior nodded.
"Yeah, we don't want you getting hurt, so Amethyst and I will do all the actual fighting here." Jurassic Warrior says as Tiger Millionaire pouts disappointed.
"Awww...do I still get to wear the costume?"
"Of course." Jurassic Warrior says while rubbing Steven's head as he chuckled and beamed, feeling cheered up as the Human/Gem Hybrid nodded and stood by as the bell rings and Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior shared a grin and a fist bump before running forward to fight their opponents.
Letting out a loud roar, Purple Puma ran forward on all fours, and she then leaped up towards Concrete Heat and delivered a brutal dual uppercut that sends him flying upwards as a glaring Chunk Truck tried to run over and throw a punch at her face, only to be stopped by the Jurassic Warrior as he stretched his tail over to latch onto his outstretched arm and yanked him forward as Saurus thew a swift punch that knocked him down into the ground with a loud pained grunt.
In unison, Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior turned their heads at the Rubble Mayhem, who flinched in fear but then composed himself as he puts on a determined glare and ran towards them as Saurus and Amethyst turned to each other as they shared a cocky grin and wrapped their arms around each other as the Crystal Gems ran forward and slammed their interlocked arms against Rubble Mayhem's head, knocking him down into the ground with a pained yelp.
Raising their arms in unison, Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior reveled at all of the audience booing at them angrily as they then noticed a groaning Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck getting up from the ground as the Duo shared a nod and, still wrapping their arms around each other, Saurus and Amethyst rushed forward and then leaped up into the air as they fell down and slammed their free elbows against Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck's chests, winding and bruising them as Jurassic Warrior and Purple Puma slammed them down into the ground with a mild shockwave ranging out.
"Oof, damn! That was a devastating double slam down technique from Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior!" Mr. Smiley shouted as everyone continued booing.
"Go, Purple Puma! Go, Jurassic Warrior!" Tiger Millionaire cheered happily but then gasped worriedly as a mischievously grinning Rubble Mayhem can be seen sneaking up on them. "Guys, look out!" Tiger Millionaire warned as Jurassic Warrior, who was able to long sense his presence with his Superhuman Hearing, front flip over to avoid the attack, but Purple Puma was too slow as Rubble Mayhem jammed a traffic cone onto her head, blinding Amethyst as a growling Saurus tried to go over and help out his teammate but was distracted by Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck getting up from the floor as they rushed over to try and throw a punch at Jurassic Warrior, who easily avoided their attacks with his Superhuman speed as the crowd cheers.
"What a gross usage of safety equipment and your tax dollars! And with Jurassic Warrior distracted, there's no way that Purple Puma will get any fair!" Mr. Smiley screamed as an anxious Steven frowned.
"But that's not fair!"
"It may not SEEM fair, but hey, anything goes in wrestling!"
"It does?!"
"Oh yes, it does!" An excited Mr. Smiley yelled, answering Tiger Millionaire's questions as he laughed.
"Hmmm, it looks like this Tiger's gotta turn cheetah!" A determined Tiger Millionaire says with a glare, coming up with a plan as he turned to Rumble Mayhem, who was planning to attack a distracted Purple Puma as she struggled to remove the traffic cone on her head. "Hey, Rumble Mayhem! I'll give you a million jungle bucks to throw the match!" Tiger Millionaire shouted while holding up his briefcase as everyone gasped in shock.
"What's this?! It looks like Tiger Millionaire is offering a bribe!" Mr. Smiley yelled as a gleeful Rumble Mayhem walked over to him.
"Why, we could fill a thousand potholes with-Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhh!" Rumble Mayhem says before yelping in pain as Tiger Millionaire opens his briefcase, smacking his opponent under his chin as he stumbled backwards and crashed down into the ground.
"Oh, snap! Did you guys see that?!" A surprised and excited Lars asked while standing up from his seat as he accidentally caused Sadie to drop her bucket of popcorn, much to her annoyance but then perked up as Arthur handed her his popcorn, and Sadie began eagerly eating it after thanking him as a growling Amethyst took off the traffic cone from her head and whirled around to glare at Rumble Mayhem as she then leaped up high into the air and body-slams herself against Rumble Mayhem, knocking him out.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...you're out of here!" Jurassic Warrior exclaimed while casually spinning around a screaming Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck by their legs as he then tossed them out of the ring, and they crashed down into the ground with a couple of pained grunts as Saurus and Amethyst made their way over to Steven.
"Way to go, Tiger!"
"Yeah, good job, kiddo!" Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior praised while they grabbed Tiger Millionaire's hands and raised them up into the air in triumph as the audience boos away.
~{Epic Montage Time!}~
For the next week or so, the Trio enjoyed winning several more wrestling matches as a growling Purple Puma latched onto the leg of a Goth-like Wrestler and shook him around like a dog as she began slamming him against the ground, and a Second Goth-like Wrestler can be seen getting wrapped up by Jurassic Warrior's tail as he began using him like a punching bag and a heavily scared Third Goth-like Wrestler tried to run away, but ended up getting smacked in the head by Tiger Millionaire with his comically large phone and got knocked out as Steven pretended to be on a call.
Garnet and Pearl can be seen summoning their weapons in the Crystal Temple as they were making their way towards the Warp Pad but stopped as they noticed Amethyst, Saurus, and Steven sharing a high five with the former still having cat-like eyes as Arthur spotted this and smacked him in the head so that Steven reflexively shapeshift himself back to normal as the group smiled at the suspicious Crystal Gems sheepishly.
After knocking out one of the Overalls Triplets, Jurassic Warrior and Purple Puma can be seen circling the Two Remaining Overall Triplets, who grinned sinisterly as they were about to attack them, only for a bag filled with coins to fly onto the scene and collide against one of the Overall Triplets, knocking him out as he crashed down into the ground and the Last Overalls Triplets turned over to be shocked to see a smirking Tiger Millionaire standing outside of the ring and tossed another bag of coins up and down in his hand as the Final Overall Triplets was too distracted to realize that a smirking Saurus and Amethyst rushed over to bodyslam him out of the ring with a couple of loud and powerful roars.
Humming to herself amusedly, Pearl and Saurus can be seen doing the laundry as Rose's Confidant noticed a fake bill sticking out of Steven's pants and raised an eyebrow confusedly as Pearl turned to ask Saurus what it is, and the Human/Dinosaur Hybrid smoothly lied to her as he told her that they played Monopoly earlier and the white-skinned Gem hummed suspiciously but nodded as Pearl and Saurus continued doing the Boys' Laundry. Leaning against the ring, Tiger Millionaire pretended to read from a stack of fake newspapers as he then 'accidentally' tossed them upwards, and they all landed on the ring just as Three Cowboy Wrestlers stepped backwards into them and slipped as Jurassic Warrior and Purple Puma instantly went over to one shot them.
After a wrestling match was done, Purple Puma and Jurassic Warrior can be seen standing in the Waiting Room with Saurus in his Human Form and his jumpsuit had shrunken to match his size as Tiger Millionaire was using the bathroom and, while Amethyst and Saurus were talking, an excited Young Fan showed up as he asked for their autograph and the Duo decided to give him one as the Young Fan then asked them if they can share a kiss. Shaking his head in disbelief with a laugh, Jurassic Warrior was about to say no but then yelped in surprise as a sly Purple Puma reached out to grab him and pulled him in for a kiss, much to his shock as Saurus blushed heavily and struggled to separate from her, only to fail as the Young Fan squealed gleefully with a giggle.
After Amethyst was done sucking a wailing Saurus's face, Jurassic Warrior and Purple Puma had spent the rest of the night beating all types of wrestlers by using their Superhuman Strength and Speed as, a few hours later, we see the Duo standing on top of their defeated foes while holding up their fists in victory as a laughing Tiger Millionaire ran around them while throwing around fake money as he then took off his tie and threw it into the audience and a beaming Lars catches the tie as he cheers in delight, as opposed to the audience booing and throwing trash at Saurus, Amethyst, and Steven.
~{Epic Montage Time Over!}~
"Record-breaking heat tonight, folks!" A grinning Mr. Smiley exclaimed while sweating a bit as he then spotted Steven walking through the crowd of people and carrying around a bunch of sodas in his arms. "Whoa, could it be?! Tiger Millionaire has bought out our soda stand! Maybe he'll share with his thirsty fans-Ohh!" Mr. Smiley asked hopefully before wincing in shock as a smug-faced Tiger Millionaire drops the soda he is carrying all over the ground. "Goddamn! Now there are no sodas for anybody-Wait, what?! Now he's putting on galoshes!?" A stunned Mr. Smiley says as Steven can be seen stomping in the puddle of soda with his shoes while the audience boos away as Jurassic Warrior and Purple Puma laughed loudly. "Wow, folks, this is really hard to watch!"
"Ha, ha, classic!" Lars yelled while laughing in joy as Sadie and Arthur can be seen talking to each other cheerfully. "Tiger! Hey, Tiger!" A beaming Lars yelled while standing up from his chair and ran over to Tiger Millionaire as he held up a soda cup. "Would you sign this? It'd be so rad!"
"You couldn't afford it!" Tiger Millionaire yelled with a playful glare as he smacks Lars' soda off his hand, and said person looks utterly crushed and blushed in embarrassment as Steven's smirk died down and was replaced with a confused and worried frown as a somber Lars stomps away as he throws Tiger Millionaire's tie on the ground.
"Whoa...never thought I'd live to see the day when a contender turned down his fan." Mr. Smiley says with a wincing smile as Arthur and the others were shocked by what Steven has done.
"Oh, Steven..." A sympathetic Jurassic Warrior says with a frown, knowing that Steven didn't mean to be mean. He just wanted to play along with their shtick but didn't understand that they couldn't act badly to their audience too much.
"I-I thought we were just having fun?!" A guilty Tiger Millionaire yelled as Arthur turned to him with a knowing and sad look.
"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt," Arthur says wisely as Mr. Smiley placed his hand on his face and shakes his head solemnly.
"Tiger Millionaire, you're the cruelest creature on the planet!" Mr. Smiley screamed with the crowd jeering and booing at Tiger Millionaire, who glanced down at the ground remorsefully as he bit his lip.
"Hey, Tiger! Are ya ready to win our final match?!" A grinning Amethyst asked as we cue to the next day, and we see a depressed-looking Steven resting on his bad while wearing his Tiger Millionaire Outfit but was transformed into his Default Form as Saurus, Amethyst, and Arthur appeared in Steven's 'Room' as they walked over to sit down next to him.
"Hey, little man, are you okay?" A worried Saurus asked after noticing Steven's demeanor as Arthur nodded.
"Yeah, Steven, you have looked sad all day." Arthur pointed out as a visibly upset and guilty Steven turned to his friends.
"Guys, am I the cruelest creature on the planet?"
"...Steven...I have...met the cruelest, evilest bastards in all my life, and you? You are not even CLOSE to them." A solemn Saurus stated with a serious tone, cheering Steven up a bit as Amethyst chuckled.
"Oh, Steven, if this is about what happened last night, don't let it get to you. Those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you." Amethyst says as a cheered up Steven instantly grows more upset again.
"Not helping, Amethyst," Arthur says with a glare as Amethyst sighed heavily and turned to give Steven a somber frown.
"Listen, Steven, you can't let anyone make you feel like garbage."
"Is that how you feel?" Arthur asked concernedly as Amethyst looked away stoically.
"I only feel how I wanna feel," Amethyst says coldly as she storms off.
"Ladies and gentlemen, fans of wrestling, welcome to the tag team championship!" A smirking Mr. Smiley exclaimed as we cue to later at night, and we see him standing in the middle of the ring in the Abandoned Warehouse with three handsome bulky men standing on one side of the ring while Jurassic Warrior, Purple Puma, and Tiger Millionaire standing on the other side of the ring. "In the ring tonight...they stomped their way through the tournament and into our hearts! Give it up y'all! Give it up for Dashing Danny Doober, Handsome Hank Hackleschmidt, and Gorgeous Gary Garrison!" Mr. Smiley shouted as the audience cheers loudly.
"Only one thing would make these men look better, folks, it's the three-on-three tag team championship belt!" Mr. Smiley yelled while pointing up to show the three-on-three tag team championship belt tied up in the rafters. "But standing in their way are the ruthless kings of the jungle and the prehistoric radioactive beast! They'll eat your kids, fire your parents, and call you 'Alan!', ooh, yes! It can only be the Purple Puma, Tiger Millionaire, and the Jurassic Warrior!" Mr. Smiley screamed as Purple Puma smirked and flexes her muscles while Jurassic Warrior stayed quiet and gave a visibly saddened Tiger Millionaire a subtle worried look as several booing comes from the audience.
"Man, people are really hating on Tiger M," Sadie says with a concerned frown as Arthur nodded with a heavy sigh.
"Yeah, I feel so bad for him."
"Well, I don't! He's awful!" A glaring Lars yelled while holding up a large cardboard sign that reads 'TIGER IS A JERK!'.
"Why?"
"Because he hurt ME specifically!" Lars screamed as Arthur gave him a deadpanned look just as Purple Puma steps into the ring as Jurassic Warrior was about to follow after her, but then everyone flinched in surprise as the lights were turned on and, before anyone could react, a glaring Pearl and Garnet could be seen jumping into the ring.
"Pearl? Uh, Garnet?" A concerned Steven says as Saurus mumbles 'Busted' under his breath.
"What are you doing?!" A shocked Purple Puma asked as Pearl stared at her incredulously.
"What are we doing? What is this?!" Pearl asked while pulling out a drawing of Purple Puma, Tiger Millionaire, and Jurassic Warrior as she held it up, and Amethyst turned to glare at Steven angrily as he gave her a sheepish grin.
"I thought we could use some promotion..." An embarrassed Tiger Millionaire says as Jurassic Warrior facepalms while shaking his head.
"Looks like we have some new opponents!"
"No, you don't!" Pearl yelled with a glare while raising her hand as she used her Shapeshifting Powers to stretch her arm over to grab Mr. Smiley by the back of his coat and lifted him up into the air as Pearl placed him out of the ring before shapeshifting her arm back to normal as she turned to give the audience a stern frown. "This match is canceled!" Pearl shouted as everyone began booing at her.
"What? Why?" Steven asked disappointedly as Saurus nodded.
"Yeah, we were just having fun. What's wrong with this?"
"What's wrong with this?! I can't believe that you two have been sneaking off to this...this circus of...violence!" Pearl snapped as she then turned into a trembling angry Amethyst. "And you! Not only have you transformed into a form that shows off waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of your body, but you are using your Gem Powers on Humans?!"
"To be fair, none of Amethyst's previous opponents were killed or permanently injured," Arthur added in after running over to the ring as a snarling Amethyst glared at her teammates.
"It's not enough that you two are always chewing out my ass all the time, you have to ruin this for me too?!"
"We're not here to fight!" Pearl yelled just as the audience starts chanting 'Fight!' as a glaring Garnet stepped forward.
"Steven. Saurus. Arthur. Amethyst."
"What?!"
"Go back to the temple."
"I DON'T WANNA!" Purple Puma roared out while shoving Garnet forward as she slide back a bit, but was unfazed by the attack, although it didn't mean that she wasn't pissed as everyone gasped in shock.
"Welp, she's dead." Jurassic Warrior stated nervously while wrapping his tail around Tiger Millionaire's waist as he lifted him out of the ring to protect him from the incoming fight.
"Don't do this!" Garnet threatens as a rageful Purple Puma rushed forward and threw a punch at her, but the Leader of the Crystal Gems was not only able to block her attack with ease but also summoned one of her gauntlets with her free hand as she threw a wicked palm strike against Purple Puma's chest, making sure to miss her gem as a grunting Amethyst was sent flying back and collided against the wall so hard that it cracked.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Purple Puma roared while leaping forward to lunge at Garnet, who simply bitch slap her away to collide against another wall, as she recovered quickly and jumped back into the ring as Amethyst then reached forward to grab Garnet into a bearhug and began smothering her head against her big breasts and trying to break her non-existent spine as Purple Puma grinned.
"Guys! Stop!" Tiger Millionaire screamed anxiously as an unfazed Garnet simply shapeshifted herself into a snake to easily slip out of Purple Puma's grasp and appeared above her as she then shapeshifted herself into a giant hand and summoned a giant-sized version of her gauntlet as Garnet slammed herself down on Amethyst with the force of her attack cracking the ground below them and shaking and tilting the whole ring to the right as a big dust cloud rang out, and everyone braces themselves for the dust cloud as Steven perked up at the sight of the microphone near them.
"Saurus, I have an idea, but you have to go and stop them from fighting!" Tiger Millionaire yelled to Jurassic Warrior, who nodded as he lowered himself down into the ground just as the ring crashes back down into the ground, and we see Garnet shapeshifting herself back into her Default Form with a recovering and scratched Purple Puma crawling out of the large cracked hole in the ring as they charged over to throw a punch at each other, but thankfully, Saurus cartwheeled over to leap in-between them and shifted into his Full Dinosaur Form as he was able to catch both their punches and a big shockwave rang out as Garnet and Amethyst glared at this and were about to tell Saurus to mind his own business, but then-
"Wait!" Steven screamed as he leaped into the ring, and he ran over to his friends while speaking into his microphone. "I want to tell you Purple Puma's backstory. She was the wildest cat in the jungle, so wild, the other cats couldn't take it. So she went to look for somewhere she fit in, somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood."
"...That really sounds like Steven." A bewildered Sadie says as Lars shushed her.
"That's why we're all here. To be wild and free, and body slam each other, and wear cool costumes, and make up nicknames and uh...so can't we just have this? Can't we just wrestle?" Steven asked Garnet hopefully/sadly as she stared at him stoically before de-summoning her gauntlet as she walked over to take the microphone.
"...No..." Garnet stated bluntly as everyone gasped in disappointment and shock. "...because we are...the Notorious O-Order of...Wrestling Haters!" Garnet screamed while turning to Pearl to gesture at her to keep up with her lie.
"Hmm-Oh! That's right!" Pearl shouted after realizing what her Leader was playing at as she reached over to take the microphone. "We wanna stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling?!" Pearl asked with a nervous laugh as a tearful Lars glared at them.
"No! Please, guys, you gotta save wrestling! Come on!" Largs exclaimed while holding up a renewed sign reading, 'TIGER IS NOT A JERK'. "Tiger! Puma! Jurassic! Tiger! Puma! Jurassic! Tiger! Puma! Jurassic! Tiger! Puma! Jurassic! Tiger! Puma! Jurassic!" Lars chanted as Arthur, and the audience started chanting, 'Tiger! Puma! Jurassic!' as well as Amethyst looks stunned by the fact that the crowd is cheering for HER for once as Steven and Saurus shared a smirk as they leaped over to stand beside their teammate.
"We'll stop you!" A determined Jurassic Warrior screamed as everyone cheered.
"What a stunning turnaround! The Jungle Duo and the Prehistoric Badass are fighting back!" Mr. Smiley exclaimed as Jurassic Warrior leaped over to Pearl and bends down to sweep her off her feet with Pearl overdramatically pretended to be knocked out by the collision of her head hitting the floor as a smirking Purple Puma reached over to grab Tiger Millionaire and swung him over to Garnet, who tilted her head upwards and fell backwards as she crashed down into the ground. "And they've taken down Captain Squares, but wait, wait, it's the... it's the Good Looking Gang with a ladder!" Mr. Smiley screamed as Dashing Danny, Handsome Hank, and Gorgeous Gary appeared while holding a ladder as they walked over to place it down into the center of the ring.
"Are they planning to steal the belt-Wait, no! Oh, they're actually helping Tiger up!" Mr. Smiley narrated as the Good Looking Gang stepped to the side and gestured at Tiger Millionaire to climb up the wall as he perked up and did so as an apologetic Purple Puma walked over to kneel down towards Garnet.
"Sorry for...uh...sorry."
"Same here. I forget that we all have our own ways to blow off steam. As long as you use 5% of your strength against your opponents and never use your other Gem Abilities, we will be cool." Garnet says as Amethyst nodded in understanding just as Steven reached the top of the ladder as the Human/Gem Hybrid reached up to snatch away the three-on-three tag team championship belts.
"Tiger Millionaire has claimed the Tag Team Belts! Tiger, Puma, and Jurassic have won the championship and saved wrestling!" Mr. Smiley exclaimed as everyone cheered.
"Guys, I'm really confused." A heavily bewildered Sadie says to Lars and Arthur as she claps slowly.
"I love you, Tiger Millionaire," Lars says with awe as he sheds a manly tear.
"...You do realize that wrestling's fake, right?" A disbelieving Arthur says with narrowed eyes as all of the audience starts booing at him with a slight embrace of 'You su-diddly-uck' being heard. "Oh, go to hell, all of you! I'm out of this bitch! Time to put up my escape music!" Arthur says while putting on his headphones as it starts playing, 'Step Into The Grand Tour' from DragonBall GT starts playing. "Oh, the fuck with this!" Arthur yelled with a glare as we then fast forward in time, and we see a tired Saurus arriving at home as he dropped down onto the couch while in his Human Form with Amethyst dropping near them as Garnet and Pearl were having a talk with Steven outside on the beach.
"Well, that was some crazy night, huh?"
"You said it, Dino Dude," Amethyst says while cracking her back from shapeshifting into Purple Puma for so long as Saurus gave her a worried look.
"Hey, Steven and I are sorry that we almost ruin wrestling for you."
"Hmmm? Oh, nah, don't worry about it. It all worked out in the end. Besides, I had massive fun wrestling with you guys." Amethyst says reassuringly with Sausus sighing in relief...but then flinched as she gave him a coy smile. "And I bet that you have massive fun seeing my Purple Pulma tits up close, huh~?" Amethyst asked as Saurus flinched and gulps as he looked away awkwardly.
"I-I have no idea what you are talking about," Saurus says as Amethyst scoffs and rolled her eyes.
"Oh, please, you got knocked around a lot because you can't stop staring at them. You know, I never imagined you as a boob man, Saurus, but I get it..." Amethyst trails off as she shapeshifted back into her Purple Puma Form and reached up to grab her breasts as she began playing with them. "...these puppies are great, huh~?" Amethyst asked seductively as Saurus blushed harder and looked away awkwardly as his member twitched in his pants.
"Amethyst, please-,"
"I bet you want to touch them, squeeze them, motorboat them, just really give them the business, huh?" Purple Puma asked with a breathy tone as she leaped over to tackle Saurus on the couch with her breasts hanging above his head as the Human/Dinosaur Hybrid trembled and sweated as he gritted his teeth.
"Amethyst, stop," Saurus ordered while feeling his member slowly grow to full size in his pants as Purple Puma felt it and blushed as she then grinned down at him.
"Come on, Saurus, if you want to touch them, go ahead, I'm not stopping you~," Purple Puma says with a sly tone as she waved her breasts in front of Saurus, causing him to gulp as he gritted his teeth, debating his options as, eventually, his instincts kicked in and Saurus slowly reached up his hands to touch Amethst's breasts, but then-
"Psyche!" Amethyst yelled while suddenly shapeshifting herself back to normal and casually front flip over to land on the ground as Saurus whirled around to give her a shocked and angry look.
"W-Wait, what are you-,"
"Ha, ha! You should see your face right now! It's so red! I swear, Humans are so easy to tease!" Amethyst says with a laugh as she made her way over to the Crystal Door and opened the door to her room with her Gem as the Purple-Skinned Gem turned to wink at a stunned Saurus playfully. "You should probably cover up that boner, Saurus. Steven and the others will be here any second~," Amethyst says with a teasing grin while going inside her room as the Temple Door closed up, and her taunting laugh rang out as Saurus blushed harder and fumes while angrily reaching out to grab a nearby throw pillow and placed it over his lap as the Human/Dinosaur Hybrid stormed off towards the bathroom to take care of some...'business'.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, two things One, that TFS Reference was suggested to me by 9655. And two, we wanted you all to know that Arthur won't be an enemy or anything like that. It will all be explained in future chapters.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
