Chapter 20: Knowing the guests better
Previously on HmP (Hogwarts, meet Poker):
"But aren't you dark? Pok- sorry, Mr. Potter," Professor Flitwick asked.
"I never say I'm dark, Professor, and you could call me Harry anyway." Harry smiles
"I'm a grey wizard, you see." Harry smiles at the goblin professor.
"I- I see."
"Aah, I got an idea suddenly: do you all want to see our dorms?" Harry asked cheerfully.
"Dorms, Mr. Potter?" Professor Flitwick asks
"Yes, Professor, and I just told you to call me Harry, right?" He chuckles
"Oh, sorry, Harry, and you're not my student anymore. Filius works just fine," the goblin smiles.
"Alright then, ladies, may I have your permission to take our guests on a tour of your rooms?" Harry gives them the most prince-charming smile.
"Fine whatever; just don't bring that pervert." Momo glares at Mineta.
"Excuse me? I'm not a pervert." Mineta huffes
"Say anything; I don't care; you pervent." Uraraka frowns
"Say, Mineta I think you have to stay here, as the lady says." Harry offers him a dangerous smile, making Mineta shudder.
"YES, SIR" Mineta shouted before running to a nearby corner and then crying.
"Always a prince-charming, aren't you Potter?" Draco teases him.
"Tease me all you like, Blondy," Harry scoffes.
"Why you-" Draco frowns before laughing loudly.
"Well, I'm happy that you two finally put those years of rivalry aside." Severus smiles
Harry and Draco glanced at each other before shrugging.
"Oh, anyway, Togata-senpai, where are you and Eri staying?" Toru ask
"Oh, we're staying near the teacher's room, you know, keeping us safe," Togata chuckles.
"Save?" Marcus asks, "From what?"
"Well, obviously, there are a few most wanted students among our classmates here." Kyouka sighed, looking at Harry.
"Hey! May I remind you, there's also Bakugo and Izuku?" Harry pouts
"Yeah!" Bakugo laughed.
"You guys are happy with that?" Midoriya frowns
"Well, nerd, shouldn't we be happy to be wanted? That's to say we're powerful." Bakugo laughed harder. "Doesn't mean the two of you are stronger than me" he huffs.
"Kacchan, I've beat you many times; can you just admit defeat?" Harry sighed dramatically.
"Oh, shut up, will you?" Bakugo growls.
"That is not a hero like Bakugo," Iida points out.
"So is attemped murder." Izuku, Harry, Uraraka, Tsuyu, and Shoto automatically reply (I'm sorry, I can't help it; that meme is so hillarious).
"I'm sorry, what?" the slytherins and the professors ask.
"Nothing," the Dekusquad says (Harry also joins the Dekusquad).
"It's not like you guys don't commit murder too," Iida frowns.
A round of silence
"Well, haha, erm, we should begin our tour now," Harry says, nervous.
"Oh, alright then," the others say, shocked to say anything.
Harry then brings them first to the girls room. First, they go to Jirou's room.
"WOWW! That's a lot of instruments," Draco says in amazement. "You must be good at it," he adds.
"Thank you," she nods before Harry frowns and walks closer to her. (They like each other in my story.)
"Jirou, let's walk with me," he says as she turns red and just nods in the room.
The Slytherins and professors blinked at them, while the 1A students just smiled at them.
As they go to Toru's room, which is full of pink, the Slytherin girls gasp and look around the room in excitement.
Mina's room is wild and deep pink with patterns, and they all look amazed at the patterns.
In Uraraka's room, which is a simple room, they stopped, and the Slytherins wondered around.
"Wow, it's simple but cute," Pansy smiles.
"It's simple because she's broke," Shoto says, before earning a hard slap from Uraraka on his back.
"OW!" he shouts.
The others laughed.
As they go to Momo's room, which is a first-class room, the purebloods gasp and run around with excitement, but not before they crash into the enernomous bed.
"Sorry, it's a little crownded." Momo rubbed her neck.
"Damn, rich girl." Ojiro whistles
Momo laughed
"SENSEI, I NEED YOUR MONEY." Uraraka yells
They all laughed.
"Ok, let's go to the boy's room," Harry says.
First, they go to Midoriya's room.
"Wow, it's all All-Might merchandise." Uraraka says
"So, themed," Theo nods.
"Damn nerd, an Otaku," Bakugo scoffed.
Izuku just laughed.
Next, they go to Tokoyami's room, which is so dark, except for a few lights.
"Wow, this is the perfect place for doing rituals," Severus says.
"It is, and it's calm." Tokoyami nods.
Next, they all go to Aoyama's room, but before that, Harry has ordered them to use glasses.
"SO BRIGHT." They all gasp.
"Non non, not 'Bright'" Aoyama says "Dazzlin-"
"Alright, we should be going before our eyes hurt," Harry says.
Next, they go to Ojiro's room, which is a room filled with nothing.
"I never want to change something," he just said.
"Wow, it's so normal," Goyle says.
"Erm, thank you, I guess."
Next, they go to Iida's room, where they see the glasses and books.
"Wow, such a nerd," Harry says.
"IT'S A SCHOOLAR, NOT A NERD," Iida says.
"Sorry, sorry"
"That's a lot of glasses," Minerva says.
"I know, right?" Izuku says.
"That's our class rep, for ya!" Uraraka pointed out
Next, Kaminari's room
"Cool, it's so full and random," Daphne says.
"Say that to Harry's room later," Kaminari says.
"HEYY"
"It's true," the 1A students say.
Koda's room
"THERE'S A LITTLE BUNNY, AWWW, IT'S SO CUTE!" Astoria shouts, looking at the room.
Kirishima's room
"SO MANLY!" Izuku and Harry shout
"Amazing," the professor says.
"THE MANLINESS OF MY BADASS ROOM, THAT IS." Kirishima shouts
Mezo's room
"It's more empty than Ojiro's," they all say.
"I know," Mezo says.
Sero's room
"COOL!" the Slytherin boys say.
"An amazing room to rest." Filius and Pomona smile.
"Thank you," Sero smiled.
Todoroki's room
"I expect no less," Harry said, shaking his head.
"Of course," Shoto nods.
"A TRADITIONAL JAPANESE HOUSE!" The slytherins shout
"I never see one," Daphne says.
"Neither am I." Theo nodded.
Rikido's room
"It's a cooking room," they all say.
"Of course, it's my hobby," he says before giving them his cookies, which all of them eagerly eat.
"DELICIOUS"
"Thank you," Rikido said, smiling widely.
"Alright, I guess that's all, because the others didn't want to show theirs," Harry said before turning away, not before being dragged by the girls.
"Now it's your room," Jirou says.
"NOOO!" Harry shouts.
In the end, they all arrive in Harry's room.
The wallpaper is designed with both of the four colors of Hogwarts dorms, and it looks good. There's also a bounty poster list. With a dart attached to it? His hero license, a list of villains's names, both from the wizarding world and Japan, a guitar, a soccer ball, a baseball set, lots of hats, and a library, but even so, it was so tidy.
"I've told you it's random," Kaminari points out.
"HEY"
"Wow, why is there a dart at a villain's bounty poster's head?" The others, except Dekusquad, ask
"Eh, that's nothing." Harry quickly hides the darts away.
"Is that a detailed villain list?" Bakugo ask
"Yeah, well-" Harry says.
"Is that also the death eaters list?" Draco ask
"Well-" Harry quickly hides it away and accidentally knocks out a desk that drops more of the list.
"Okay, let's get going!" Harry laughs nervously before pushing them away.
"Anyway, Potter, is it true that you said before that you're wanted?" Marcus ask
"Well yes," Harry nods.