A/N: The last two times I have to run through every significant character in the past Four Arcs before I don't have to write all of these intro dialogues. After Kim and Xan, I'm done with it. Every instance afterward will be for the Arc's important characters instead of from past Arcs in tandem to the new ones. As well as their variations, intros, and fatalities. Now that I'm done whining, we can get the dialogues started.
We're doing Kim first.
Kim
Intros
Ceremonious Drink - As she's pouring Sake from a Drinking Plate, Kim notices her opponent and chugs it before tossing the plate aside.
Good Luck - Kim takes a big gulp of Sake and spits on her blade before swallowing the rest.
Joyous Occasion - The camera zooms in on Kim putting on her Haori Jacket as it shows the Kanji for Joy on its back before turning and winking at the camera.
Enigmatic Entrance - Kim walks onto the battlefield with a Paper Umbrella covering her face. She loses the facade as it turns into her Laundry Pole when her opponent arrives.
Fatalities
Hirazuki: Heart Attack - Using her White X technique she immobilizes her opponent before she takes the Hirazuki stance and lunges at the opponent, the screen fading to black, save for a white slash that swipes the middle of the screen. The camera returns as it focuses on her opponent seemingly fine before the camera pans to Kim and her Laundry Pole with the victim's Heart impaled on the blade. The victim then spurts out blood from their chest before falling, dead.
Sealing Ninpo: Six Ring Descent (封印忍法-六輪降臨) - Imbuing her Blade with Sealing Magic, Kim swipes upward at her opponent sending them in the air and creating a Blue Sealing Ring. As she jumps at the victim she slashes four more times, creating four more rings. With one final slash, she creates the final ring and sends the victim down into them. As they fly through the rings, the body decomposes until after they fly through the past ring, they're nothing more than a separated skeleton turning to ash when they hit the floor. The Camera angles are taken from Genjuro's Super Special Move, the Reverse Five Flash Rip.
Variations
Shinsengumi - Kim gains a plethora of new moves tying to her extended reference to Last Blade characters, Washizuka, and Kojiroh. Symbolized by her Jacket and Pants changing into the color scheme of a Shinsengumi Officer.
Kabuki - Taking inspiration from her day job, Kim incorporates the mannerisms she learned as a Kabuki Actress into her swordplay, adding many beautiful dodges and counters. Symbolized by her Joy Kanji glowing Pink.
Moon Guardian - Taking full advantage of her blessings of the Moon Goddess, Kim fights with a style inspired by the deity, incorporating more Electricity and more ferocious swings and slashes. Symbolized by her Laundry Pole Blade constantly leaking white electricity.
Vs. Scorpion
1st:
Kim: Hasashi Hanzo.
Scorpion: Champion of Tsukiyomi.
Kim: Now that the banter's out of the way...
2nd:
Kim: You fought Otou-san in Hell.
Scorpion: While still under Quan Chi's service.
Kim: Don't forget the part where he slaughtered you.
3rd:
Kim: I'm not interested, but thanks.
Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu could use more female members.
Kim: Then pray to Ama-sama for guidance.
4th:
Scorpion: I challenge you, child of Shio Xan!
Kim: Would it kill you to relax a bit?
Scorpion: Do not mock me, swordswoman.
5th:
Scorpion: You challenge me while inebriated?
Kim: You wouldn't last a chance if I was sober.
Scorpion: A bold claim I'll prove false.
6th:
Scorpion: Your swordplay is impressive, Kimura.
Kim: Always nice to meet a fan, Hasashi-san.
Scorpion: You boast too much, woman.
Vs. Sub-Zero
1st:
Kim: It's pretty nippy in here.
Sub-Zero: What will you do about it, Shio Kimura?
Kim: Some Sake will warm me right up.
2nd:
Kim: Ever considered runnin' an Ice Cream Truck?
Sub-Zero: You mock me at your peril, Kimura.
Kim: Guess I won't be getting my Ice Cream Sandwich.
3rd:
Kim: You could've picked a better first pupil.
Sub-Zero: Everyone must've seen something I didn't.
Kim: Frost wasn't ready.
4th:
Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei offers an invitation, Kimura.
Kim: Should've asked before I joined Special Forces.
Sub-Zero: I will speak with the Sergeant afterward.
5th:
Sub-Zero: I never got to thank your father for helping me destroy the Cyber Initiative.
Kim: So what does attempting to beat me up do, exactly?
Sub-Zero: Get his attention.
6th:
Sub-Zero: Are you also an Edgemaster?
Kim: Nah, just a Swordmaster.
Sub-Zero: Regardless, I welcome this opportunity.
Vs. Baraka
1st:
Kim: Your blades are made of bone?
Baraka: What does it matter, Earthrealmer?
Kim: Lets me know how breakable they are.
2nd:
Kim: If it isn't the eternal journeyman!
Baraka: I will rise above my station!
Kim: Just like your chances of losing this fight?
3rd:
Kim: Don't get your spit on me, Baraka!
Baraka: I do whatever I please!
Kim: I just washed this jacket!
4th:
Baraka: Your sight disgusts me, woman.
Kim: I can blind you if that helps.
Baraka: I'd rather kill you.
5th:
Baraka: I will break you, swordswoman!
Kim: Shios don't break, Baraka.
Baraka: You certainly will.
6th:
Baraka: Kitana Khan requires your presence.
Kim: So she sends her lackey after me?
Baraka: We are all equals in her eyes.
Vs. Sheeva
1st:
Kim: Finally, a yokai to slay!
Sheeva: Shokans are not demons, woman.
Kim: But you're still a threat to Earth.
2nd:
Kim: With you as Queen, Earth shouldn't worry about a Shokan invasion.
Sheeva: Unless we become overpopulated, Kimura Shio.
Kim: Then overpopulate Outworld. / Set foot on Earth, and I'll personally slay you.
3rd:
Kim: A drink for your thoughts?
Sheeva: How is a carefree woman like you so powerful?
Kim: I'm simply blessed. / You can learn to relax a bit from me, Queen Sheeva.
4th:
Sheeva: You will die for the Shokan.
Kim: Eh, I don't think so.
Sheeva: It will be done, Earthrealmer.
5th:
Sheeva: Show me your skill, Kimura Shio!
Kim: Family names first, Sheeva.
Sheeva: That's Queen Sheeva to you, commoner!
6th:
Sheeva: You are the one who crippled Shang Tsung?
Kim: And Reptile, your Majesty.
Sheeva: Demonstrate.
Vs. Johnny Cage
1st:
Kim: I'm not gonna strip for you, Johnny!
Johnny: You said you were a dancer!
Kim: Kabuki! Not an exotic dancer!
2nd:
Kim: Sorry, not interested.
Johnny: And deny yourself this?
Kim: I hate white cakes, Johnny.
3rd:
Kim: Stop following me around.
Johnny: But you'd make a killing selling your bathwater!
Kim: That's fucking gross!
4th:
Johnny: You and me on the Calabasas skyline?
Kim: No, I don't like white men.
Johnny: Damn, my lack of melanin.
5th:
Johnny: If I win, I get your digits.
Kim: Sure, 'cause I don't have a phone.
Johnny: Outsmarted again.
6th:
Johnny: Ever considered being a model?
Kim: I am one.
Johnny: Huh? Since when?
Vs. Shang Tsung
1st:
Kim: You know any magic tricks?
Shang Tsung: What do you take me for, woman?
Kim: A joke.
2nd:
Kim: We meet again, Snake.
Shang Tsung: I will have your soul, Kim.
Kim: We aren't a nickname basis, backstabber.
3rd:
Kim: How come you didn't betray Shao Kahn yet?
Shang Tsung: Why would I betray my Emperor?
Kim: Do I look like an idiot to you?
4th:
Shang Tsung: A prime example of pure Japanese Beauty.
Kim: Men always want what they can't have.
Shang Tsung: You will become my Queen, Kimura.
5th:
Shang Tsung: I'm needed to maintain balance in Outworld.
Kim: If you died, Kitana would throw a parade.
Shang Tsung: Your father will throw you a funeral.
6th:
Shang Tsung: It's time for your final act.
Kim: I'm not ready for my curtain call yet.
Shang Tsung: No one ever is, swordswoman.
Vs. Goro
1st:
Kim: You're a big fella, aren't you?
Goro: I will turn your head into paste!
Kim: Huh, and I thought your boss had anger issues.
2nd:
Kim: I'll give you one chance to surrender.
Goro: You cannot beat me, woman.
Kim: Kintaro would beg to differ.
3rd:
Kim: I thought Ben took your soul?
Goro: I will wring his Edenian neck for killing me!
Kim: Well, he just became a dad, so...
4th:
Goro: You will become my concubine!
Kim: No, I won't.
Goro: Being beaten to near-death shall change your mind.
5th:
Goro: I am a hero to my people.
Kim: You killed your brother to become the heir!
Goro: Which follows Shokan tradition!
6th:
Goro: This will be easy.
Kim: Says the one whose arms were ripped off by a second-rate Shao Kahn.
Goro: You have mocked your last!
Vs. Liu Kang
1st:
Kim: Sheesh, a four-time Mortal Kombat champion?
Liu Kang: I've trained enough to earn the right.
Kim: A toast to your health, champ!
2nd:
Kim: The champ is here!
Liu Kang: You're embarrassing me.
Kim: Someone's gotta feed your ego around here.
3rd:
Kim: Threesome with you and Kitana?
Liu Kang: That's blasphemous, Kim!
Kim: Don't worry, I'll ask her, too. / Just trying to spread the love. / I won't get pregnant, promise.
4th:
Liu Kang: I wish to fight your father again.
Kim: I'm more than you can handle, Little Dragon.
Liu Kang: Then show me.
5th:
Liu Kang: You are indeed a master of the sword.
Kim: How long did that take you to find out?
Liu Kang: Perhaps I can be more creative with my compliments.
6th:
Liu Kang: I thank you for defending the monks against Kotal.
Kim: I stand against those who disrupt joy's harmony.
Liu Kang: The Shaolin can use more of your optimism.
Vs. Kung Lao
1st:
Kim: You finally put a ring on Sarge's finger?
Kung Lao: We will be wed after Shinnok's defeat.
Kim: Then what the hell are we waitin' for?
2nd:
Kim: Care to dance with me?
Kung Lao: I am a fierce partner.
Kim: I can handle fierceness.
3rd:
Kim: You rely too much on that hat of yours.
Kung Lao: And you, your Laundry Pole.
Kim: Duh, Pa made it. / I can break your face with my fists if need be.
4th:
Kung Lao: Care to dance for me?
Kim: You can't afford my prices.
Kung Lao: I get a free one after I win.
5th:
Kung Lao: You use the Hirazuki as well?
Kim: Well, Otou-san did invent it.
Kung Lao: Show me.
6th:
Kung Lao: Think you can take me?
Kim: The man trapped in another's shadow? That'll be easy.
Kung Lao: You may not think so shortly.
Vs. Sonya Blade
1st:
Kim: Boss Lady.
Sonya: Surprise inspection, Lieutenant.
Kim: I'm ready.
2nd:
Kim: You should lighten up, boss.
Sonya: No time, Kim.
Kim: You always have time as a parent.
3rd:
Kim: You certainly aged well.
Sonya: Flirting with me, Lieutenant?
Kim: No, ma'am.
4th:
Sonya: Lieutenant Shio.
Kim: What can I do for you, boss?
Sonya: Help me exercise.
5th:
Sonya: You're doing a great job, Kim.
Kim: When am I gonna get promoted?
Sonya: Not that great.
6th:
Sonya: I can't believe you outrank Cass.
Kim: I may joke, but I take my job seriously.
Sonya: I clearly see that now.
Vs. Jax Briggs
1st:
Kim: How's the kid?
Jax: You shouldn't worry about Jacqui.
Kim: Beating you is gonna be easier than being the consultant.
2nd:
Kim: You're still in service?
Jax: I'm under notice by Callie.
Kim: Then you shouldn't be fighting me.
3rd:
Kim: How's Pa?
Jax: He's carrying his weight, Kim.
Kim: Good to hear, Jax.
4th:
Jax: You're 150?
Kim: I look good for my age, huh?
Jax: I'd say, damn.
5th:
Jax: You shouldn't be drinkin' on the clock, Kim.
Kim: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Jax.
Jax: It's your head if Sonya catches you.
6th:
Jax: Someone's super old school.
Kim: Don't knock it if it works.
Jax: Fair enough.
Vs. Kenshi
1st:
Kim: You could be less theatrical with your swordplay.
Kenshi: Aren't you a Kabuki Actress, Kim?
Kim: Yeah, but I don't put on a show when fighting others.
2nd:
Kim: You passed down your powers to Takeda?
Kenshi: It became a gene when I gained them.
Kim: How the hell does that work?
3rd:
Kim: A battle of swords, Kenshi-san.
Kenshi: One I intend to win, Kim.
Kim: Said the last 50 times we fought.
4th:
Kenshi: Care to wager on a winner?
Kim: I drink but don't gamble.
Kenshi: Afraid I'm going to win?
5th:
Kenshi: You mocked Takeda, Kim.
Kim: I mock everyone on his team. / He's isn't being singled out.
Kenshi: That's still very rude.
6th:
Kenshi: You didn't help Cassie's team against Sub-Zero.
Kim: Boss sent me to Edenia at the time.
Kenshi: You could've assisted before heading there.
Mirror Match
1st:
Kim: Whoa, this is surreal.
Mirror: I think you mean cool, me.
Kim: I think I need to dial the Sake back a bit.
2nd:
Kim: I need to sleep.
Mirror: Sleeps' the cousin of death.
Kim: What did Pa tell you about listening to Nas before bed? / I'm more of a Metal kind of gal. / But' Wu-Tang's for the kids, Kim!
3rd:
Kim: You became a Kabuki Actress too?
Mirror: No, I joined a Music Theater troupe instead.
Kim: Those people are too unique for me, personally.
4th:
Mirror: Winner takes the loser's Laundry Pole?
Kim: We both know we're not giving this up.
Mirror: Maybe if you're still alive.
5th:
Mirror: My Pa's dead.
Kim: Huh? How?
Mirror: Abyss's soul finally got to him.
6th:
Mirror: Ever find our birth parents?
Kim: Why would we care about them?
Mirror: Just to meet them.
Vs. Quan Chi
1st:
Kim: How'd you escape the Dark Prison?
Quan Chi: Lord Shinnok liberated me.
Kim: Duffeck should've killed you on the spot.
2nd:
Kim: Go back to hell, Yokai!
Quan Chi: I'll happily return if you accompany me.
Kim: Sealing Rings it is, pale bastard.
3rd:
Kim: You tried to take Otou-san's soul!
Quan Chi: I would have if not for your interference.
Kim: You crossed the line, you monster.
4th:
Quan Chi: The child of Edgemaster.
Kim: You're far from home.
Quan Chi: But won't be leaving empty-handed.
5th:
Quan Chi: To see you serious is a rare sight.
Kim: I don't play when sending demons back to the Netherrealm.
Quan Chi: Then I must be on my toes.
6th:
Quan Chi: Going to seal me away, Kimura Shio?
Kim: Seals aren't needed. / I'd rather eviscerate you.
Quan Chi: You can't have everything, Demon Slayer.
Vs. Kano
1st:
Kim: Don't talk to me!
Kano: I didn't even do nothin' yet.
Kim: You wasted a perfect beer!
2nd:
Kim: Thanks for the target on your chest.
Kano: You won't be able to hit it, girlie.
Kim: I love it when I'm underestimated.
3rd:
Kim: I hope you don't fall, Kano.
Kano: Why?
Kim: I'll pour some Sake over your Eye Implant.
4th:
Kano: Dance for me, girlie.
Kim: I don't dance for free, Kano.
Kano: I got the cash, now shake that ass.
5th:
Kano: How come we haven't linked up yet?
Kim: Why would I do business with a man who won't shower?
Kano: Every Special Forces member seems to have a mouth.
6th:
Kano: You killed Tasia!
Kim: Shame, her oral ability was magnificent.
Kano: Fuckin' bitch!
Vs. Skarlet
1st:
Kim: Don't think you're sneaky.
Skarlet: What are you talking about?
Kim: I saw you speaking with Reiko.
2nd:
Kim: Are you gonna break the Sarge's heart?
Skarlet: I must prove my love for her.
Kim: You're taking things too far, Skarlet.
3rd:
Kim: I can't keep quiet.
Skarlet: Then you must die, swordswoman.
Kim: How am I gonna explain this to Sarge?
4th:
Skarlet: I did what I must.
Kim: Callie was happy with you!
Skarlet: But I wasn't happy enough!
5th:
Skarlet: I can't.
Kim: Swallow your fears and propose!
Skarlet: I do not have the courage.
6th:
Skarlet: Reiko promised me.
Kim: He's gonna kill you.
Skarlet: I must win Callie Ann's favor.
Vs. Sareena
1st:
Kim: Teddy's growing nicely.
Sareena: Thanks to his godmother.
Kim: Oh stop, Sareena.
2nd:
Kim: You need to get that baby weight off.
Sareena: Any ideas, Kim?
Kim: I got a couple.
3rd:
Kim: Sorry about Pa.
Sareena: I understand. Jade, however...
Kim: It's hard to convince her to relax.
4th:
Kim: Are you sleeping well now?
Sareena: Better since Theo was born.
Kim: You'll settle nicely, Sareena. Count on it.
5th:
Kim: That's a nasty sword you got there.
Sareena: The Devastator has gotten me out of some tough binds.
Kim: I would hope so if it looks like that.
6th:
Sareena: When are you going to get a lover?
Kim: I don't know about that.
Sareena: You're depriving a lucky guy a woman of your quality.
7th:
Sareena: Theo misses you.
Kim: I've been busy with Special Forces and my modeling.
Sareena: It's okay to take a break. / Sonya will give you time off.
8th:
Sareena: You should bring your dad around.
Kim: I don't think Jade likes that.
Sareena: I'll deal with Jade, Kim.
9th:
Sareena: You should visit Edenia more often.
Kim: I plan on it. / Anything to get out of HQ for a bit.
Sareena: We're looking forward to it.
10th:
Sareena: I heard about what you did to Tanya.
Kim: Don't tell Jade. She'll have my head on a pike.
Sareena: I won't tell a soul.
Vs. Callie Ann Maddox
1st:
Kim: Sarge.
Callie: You can call me Callie, Kim.
Kim: Gotta respect the chain of command.
2nd:
Kim: I got my abs from slaying Demons.
Callie: But they're really pronounced.
Kim: Been doing it since I was a little girl.
3rd:
Kim: You want me to do what?
Callie: You, me, Red, and Lao.
Kim: There's no way he'll say yes!
4th:
Callie: Stop drinking on the job, Kim.
Kim: I'm not even drunk, Sarge!
Callie: If Sonya catches you, it's both of our asses!
5th:
Callie: You fit in your role well.
Kim: Easing other's pain is what I was born to do.
Callie: Keep it up.
6th:
Callie: Will you be my Maid of Honor?
Kim: I thought I was going to read the rights?
Callie: Kitty's gonna do that. / The offer will stand for you.
Vs. Benjamin Maddox
1st:
Kim: Thanks for making me Ted's godmother.
Benji: You wear the role well, Kim.
Kim: Bringing joy is what I do, Ben.
2nd:
Kim: How's Edenia?
Benji: Her people are starting to trust us again.
Kim: Took them long enough.
3rd:
Kim: Thanks, but I'll stay on Earth.
Benji: We have a spare bed.
Kim: I'm only human.
4th:
Kim: What is it you do now?
Benji: I'm Kitty's advisor.
Kim: Be careful around Sindel, Ben. / Her mom wants to fuck you.
5th:
Benji: Xan doesn't visit as often as I'd like.
Kim: Blame your wife for that.
Benji: I'm not surprised Jade's involved.
6th:
Benji: You can bring the refugees here.
Kim: But how will the people react?
Benji: Don't worry about them.
Vs. Kitana
1st:
Kim: I'm flattered, but I can't.
Kitana: I insist you be my bodyguard, Kimura.
Kim: I remain loyal to Earth, Princess.
2nd:
Kim: When are you and Liu Kang gonna give Edenia an heir?
Kitana: Not for a while as we won't rush.
Kim: That may be for the best.
3rd:
Kim: Threesome with Liu Kang?
Kitana: Kimura! / I'm technically your step-aunt.
Kim: That's not a no. / I didn't need to be reminded of that.
4th:
Kitana: You've spotted Choasrealmers?
Kim: I can't confirm, but you should be careful.
Kitana: My thanks for the warning.
5th:
Kitana: Shao Kahn has eluded Duffeck.
Kim: I'm at your beck and call, Kitana.
Kitana: I will hold you to it, Kimura.
6th:
Kitana: Should you be drinking so much Sake?
Kim: It's tough for me to get drunk.
Kitana: Still exercise caution.
Vs. Mai Maddox
1st:
Kim: Thanks for helping Pa, Mrs. Maddox.
Mai: Of course. He'll do much good for Earthrealm with a clear mind.
Kim: And with Mileena healing too.
2nd:
Kim: You sang at Ben's wedding?
Mai: I insisted that I do so. / It saved them a lot of cash.
Kim: Will you sing at Sarge's wedding too?
3rd:
Kim: You wanna battle me?
Mai: Your fighting style has piqued my interest.
Kim: Then pay close attention.
4th:
Mai: Will you perform at the wedding?
Kim: I need my troupe for a wedding ceremony.
Mai: I will help you find them.
5th:
Mai: Will you bring a +1?
Kim: Does Pa count?
Mai: No, he received an invitation.
6th:
Mai: You have your work cut out for you.
Kim: I can't watch him the entire time.
Mai: We have to prevent Jade from talking to your father.
Vs. Jade
1st:
Kim: Mommy.
Jade: Please, keep the jokes to a minimum.
Kim: Your loss. / Don't be such a killjoy.
2nd:
Kim: You don't look happy, Jade.
Jade: Your father continues to irk me.
Kim: Then stop talkin' to him.
3rd:
Kim: You're pregnant?
Jade: Two days, to be exact.
Kim: Let's keep this fight short then.
4th:
Jade: I wish I could be as joyous as you, Kimura.
Kim: I'm surprised you aren't with Dakini around.
Jade: She's undoubtedly a big help. / Not everyone has it that easy.
5th:
Jade: Can't you do something about your father?
Kim: Why do I gotta do it? / You and Pa's beef isn't my problem.
Jade: He'll actually listen to you. / As your Godsister, I insist you help.
6th:
Jade: Kitana's offer still stands.
Kim: Tell her I refuse.
Jade: She won't be happy with that answer.
Vs. Tanya
1st:
Kim: Ben's stalker.
Tanya: I am his one true love!
Kim: I don't see a ring on your finger, whore.
2nd:
Kim: This is gonna be easy.
Tanya: May you choke on your hubris, swordswoman.
Kim: And may you drown in your ignorance, she-beast.
3rd:
Kim: I guess I have to do Jade's job for her.
Tanya: Who are you to think you can kill me?
Kim: Her Godsister. / Someone who has her best interests at heart.
4th:
Tanya: You are stronger than your attitude suggests.
Kim: Spend less time being horizontal, and maybe you'll be as strong as me.
Tanya: You're asking me to kill you.
5th:
Tanya: Jerrod commanded me to kill Jade's parents.
Kim: How can one man be so paranoid?
Tanya: Doesn't matter, I got paid.
6th:
Tanya: Your father is wasting time with Mileena.
Kim: And who do you think he should be more intimate with?
Tanya: A Tombstone. / I'm a much better option than the man-child.
Vs. Dakini Maddox
1st:
Kim: Those Tomahawks are unique.
Dakini: They're made of spirit energy, Aunt Kim.
Kim: Nightwolves sure are interestin' folk.
2nd:
Kim: How can I help my God Niece?
Dakini: Hamlet could use a new chew toy.
Kim: I can't help you there.
3rd:
Kim: You never met our future selves?
Dakini: They are anomalies to me.
Kim: Hopefully it's a step in the right direction.
4th:
Dakini: Can you fight without your Laundry Pole?
Kim: Otou-san and I got the Golden Gloves in Tokyo and Osaka respectively.
Dakini: Really covered all the bases.
5th:
Dakini: Were you the lead actress in your troupe?
Kim: Nah, the lead's understudy, arguably the harder job.
Dakini: Now you model? You sure are a woman with multiple talents.
6th:
Dakini: Teddy's really cute.
Kim: It's a sign of cute genes.
Dakini: He'll be a womanizer when he grows up, huh?
Vs. Dairou
1st:
Kim: You seem happy.
Dairou: You've got a hefty bounty on your head.
Kim: I would hope so. / I'm a bad bitch!
2nd:
Kim: The Autumn Dao is quite the sword.
Dairou: WIth it, I'll butcher your corpse.
Kim: I'll be taking it off your hands.
3rd:
Kim: You were hired by Darrius?
Dairou: He paid a hefty sum for you to die.
Kim: You got hired by your murderer, you balding idiot!
4th:
Dairou: You're a sword collector?
Kim: Yup, and your Dao's lookin' real nice, Baldy.
Dairou: I will not let you debase my sword!
5th:
Dairou: I look forward to tasting your blood, swordswoman.
Kim: Then have fun contracting HIV.
Dairou: Your mockery is at an end, brat!
6th:
Dairou: Young flesh.
Kim: I'm old enough to be your Great Grandma, Baby Daiwou.
Dairou: Stupid bitch.
Vs. Darrius
1st:
Kim: What's not having hair like?
Darrius: You mock my baldness?
Kim: Sure, I definitely was. (sarcasm)
2nd:
Kim: Sarge said you ran the Resistance into the floor.
Darrius: I was taking it to new heights, swordswoman.
Kim: She also said you were insane. / I guess it checks out.
3rd:
Kim: A drink to your health, Darrius.
Darrius: My good health?
Kim: Your lack thereof.
4th:
Darrius: I bet your mother must be so proud.
Kim: I don't have a mother. Like you.
Darrius: Watch who you speak to, woman.
5th:
Darrius: You will join the Resistance.
Kim: I will not join the Resistance.
Darrius: Mocking me until the end, will you?
6th:
Darrius: Will you dance for me, whore?
Kim: I'll dance on your grave. / Says, Sarge's Sloppy Seconds.
Darrius: I will have your tongue, wench!
Vs. Ilah
1st:
Kim: They say you're a legend in Edenia.
Ilah: I was the greatest hunter in Edenia's history.
Kim: Then Sarge's pops shattered your career.
2nd:
Kim: Demon Slaying and Hunters aren't so different.
Ilah: Hunters mostly kill demons without weaponry.
Kim: I'd do that too but don't want to constantly wash my hands.
3rd:
Kim: You have the soul of a God in you?
Ilah: Bahamut, the Dragon God.
Kim: This has to be good.
4th:
Ilah: Come, champion of the Moon Goddess.
Kim: What do you possibly want with me?
Ilah: I want a challenge. / To test your father's blacksmith skills.
5th:
Ilah: You are blessed by two Combat Gods?
Kim: Yes, the Twin Deities of the Sun and Moon.
Ilah: Unleash your warrior spirit, Kimura.
6th:
Ilah: All I ask is a taste of your power.
Kim: I accept your challenge, Ilah.
Ilah: Then do not disappoint me.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Kim: Speaking of entitlement...
Rain: I am a God, woman.
Kim: Half-God, Mr. Superiority Complex.
2nd:
Kim: Water? That's all you can do?
Rain: And what can you do that makes my powers so obsolete?
Kim: Shoot Electricity, overcompensator.
3rd:
Kim: Gonna run away this go round?
Rain: I'll make sure to kill you, woman.
Kim: Please, we all know cowering is your best skill.
4th:
Rain: Come closer, Shio Kimura.
Kim: So you make my head a geyser? No, thanks.
Rain: You will regret that decision.
5th:
Rain: Your mother abandoned you.
Kim: Says the literal bastard both his parents abandoned. / I don't have a mother, Rain.
Rain: I will cut out your tongue, Earthrealmer! / You poor thing.
6th:
Rain: You will become my bride.
Kim: Just 'cause you say something, doesn't mean it's gonna happen. / Like I'll submit to a spineless brat of a prince.
Rain: I will have you, Shio Kimura.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Kim: Mileena.
Mileena: Is it so hard to call me Mother?
Kim: Not when I'm older than you.
2nd:
Kim: You and Pa look great together.
Mileena: Thank you for the blessing, Kimura.
Kim: You can call me Kim. / Of course, Mileena.
3rd:
Kim: How's living with Otou-san?
Mileena: Your father has treated me beyond well.
Kim: That's warming to hear.
4th:
Kim: So, am I a princess now?
Mileena: If you want to be technical, then yes.
Kim: Best mother-in-law ever.
5th:
Mileena: Are you sure you don't want to live your father and I?
Kim: I think you two deserve some space for yourselves.
Mileena: Bless you, Kimura.
6th:
Mileena: Tanya has been sighted around the neighborhood.
Kim: We'll take care of her if the need arises.
Mileena: I'll leave it to you, Kimura.
7th:
Mileena: Your father sure is stubborn.
Kim: Being scarred like him, forces him to rely on absolutes.
Mileena: Then it's up to me to help him heal.
8th:
Mileena: I wonder if I'm accepted among the others.
Kim: Pa's the only person whose opinion you need.
Mileena: Agreed, Kimura.
Vs. Sindel
1st:
Kim: Your Majesty.
Sindel: No need for formalities, Kimura.
Kim: Now that the words are over... / How about some cultural exchange?
2nd:
Kim: Thank you, but I'll stick to Earth.
Sindel: Not anyone can become an Edenian Knight.
Kim: I'm already tied up at Special Forces, Your Majesty.
3rd:
Kim: Your powers came from a Soul Transfusion?
Sindel: Shang Tsung is forever weakened because of it.
Kim: Meaning his days are numbered.
4th:
Sindel: Will you teach me and Kitana about the sword?
Kim: My style is too unique to be taught to others, I'm afraid.
Sindel: Then perhaps I'll ask your father.
5th:
Sindel: To think Shao Kahn had doppelgangers.
Kim: They're just as insane as he is. / Pa and I are ready to help when needed.
Sindel: Make sure you two are ready, Kimura.
6th:
Sindel: You and Ilah have been tearing apart the demons you've hunted.
Kim: You make it sound like a bad thing.
Sindel: You'll put the other Hunters out of work.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Kim: Ready to become a Shish Kebab again?
Reptile: I won't underestimate you again, Shio Kimura!
Kim: Good, now try not to disappoint so much.
2nd:
Kim: I'm surprised you're not deep fried.
Reptile: I'm more resilient than I look.
Kim: This time, I'll make sure your brain's fried too.
3rd:
Kim: I'll make sure to keep my distance.
Reptile: Only cowards use weapons!
Kim: Oh, but spitting on people's cool? / Sounds like PTSD to me.
4th:
Reptile: You nearly killed me!
Kim: Be happy I spared you, fishguts.
Reptile: You will live to regret that act of kindness.
5th:
Reptile: You will bow to Shao Kahn!
Kim: Blah blah blah, Reptile. / Do you have an original thought in your head?
Reptile: I will not tolerate this disrespect! / I do what I must to save my people!
6th:
Reptile: Kotal Kahn demands your presence.
Kim: Tell him to send stronger lackeys.
Reptile: I will not be underestimated!
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Kim: Hello, loser.
Shao Kahn: Be careful who you spite, woman.
Kim: I'm spiting you.
2nd:
Kim: You couldn't see how bad you screwed yourself?
Shao Kahn: All the realms are mine to rule!
Kim: Stick a quarter in and get a monotonous phrase! / It's like I'm talking to a brick wall.
3rd:
Kim: Duffeck sure made you look like a fool.
Shao Kahn: I will have my vengeance, swordswoman.
Kim: I really doubt that.
4th:
Shao Kahn: Mileena has picked sides poorly.
Kim: She isn't your little plaything anymore.
Shao Kahn: But will return to my side.
5th:
Shao Kahn: Kotal has run Outworld into the ground.
Kim: He's somehow running her better than you ever did.
Shao Kahn: Never thought you were a supporter of his.
6th:
Shao Kahn: You killed Kollector!
Kim: He got handsy, so I decapitated him. / That'll teach him to grope my tits.
Shao Kahn: You will pay with interest, woman!
Now with Kim finished, we move to her Old Man, Xan.
Intros
Tranquility Shattered - Xan's moment of peace smoking a loosey is cut short when he notices his opponent. He blows out the cigarette's sparks before placing it over his ear.
Tarkatan Ashtray - Like when we first met him, Xan uses a Tarkatan's forehead as an ashtray before snapping its neck.
Chivalrous Godslayer - Poses like a Knight with his O-Katana's blade on the floor as the wind blows against him as he takes a deep breath.
Tengu Slayer - Xan crashes on the battlefield with his Damascus O-Katana jammed into a Tengu's neck. He snaps it before taking the sword out and throwing the corpse and blood off.
Fatalities
Fear-Inducing Decapitation - The camera switches to a victim's POV as Xan stares menacingly at them. His killing intent in tandem with Abyss's ability to slow time to a crawl causes the victim to feel paralyzed. An immense amount of fear to the point where the victim imagines Xan gruesomely killing them. In their delirium, Xan disappears from sight. As the victim looks around, they turn to see Xan as the camera switches to normal. In one clean stroke, Xan aggressively decapitates the victim.
Black Star - The same technique that killed Rain. Xan chucks his Jiao of Black Fire into the victim's chest as it reverts to its elemental state before spreading furiously. Xan disappears into the fire trail as the flames grow furious. Eventually, the flames reach their peak intensity, and Xan violently shoots out of the victim's body, blowing the torso off due to the pressure.
Variations
Champion of the Sun - Using his vast knowledge of swordplay and inspired by Amaterasu the Goddess of the Sun, Xan uses a less ruthless and more honorbound version style of swordplay Symbolized by his Jacket and scarf turning a deep red.
Void Walker - Using Abyss's soul, Xan mixes his masterful swordplay with the myriad of powers that Abyss's soul grants him. Symbolized by his glowing purple eyes, and decaying skin akin to Abyss.
Black Wyvern - When feeling spiteful or strapped for time, Xan decides to weaponize his Black Flames, becoming a Jiao imbued in the substance. Symbolized by Xan wielding his Jiao in tandem with his right arm (he's left-handed) being completely swallowed by the Black Flames. Xan is at his absolute peak of mercilessness in this variation. Tread carefully.
Vs. Scorpion
1st:
Xan: You should thank Lady Sun, Hasashi.
Scorpion: For what, Edgemaster?
Xan: For establishing the Shirai Ryu.
2nd:
Xan: You just started using your spear as a weapon?
Scorpion: I could have done so before?
Xan: There's nothing wrong in admitting you didn't know how.
3rd:
Xan: Quan Chi played you like a fiddle.
Scorpion: He manipulated my grief and pain.
Xan: Try not to be so quick jumping conclusions next time.
4th:
Scorpion: How do you deal with the loss of a loved one?
Xan: Grieve and move forward. / That answer's too subjective for one answer. / Keep on living.
Scorpion: I will do as you request.
5th:
Scorpion: I challenge you, Edgemaster.
Xan: Let's see how sharp your sting is, Scorpion.
Scorpion: On your guard!
6th:
Scorpion: You helped Sub-Zero broker the peace between us?
Xan: Internalizing one's anger rarely helps anyone.
Scorpion: May you continue to mediate the alliance.
Vs. Sub-Zero
1st:
Xan: You want me to help train new recruits?
Sub-Zero: They can learn much from your skills.
Xan: I will consider it.
2nd:
Xan: Kim defeated Frost, huh?
Sub-Zero: Your daughter can undoubtedly back up her sharp tongue.
Xan: She better after everything I taught her.
3rd:
Xan: Sektor went down quickly.
Sub-Zero: There clearly wasn't enough strength in numbers.
Xan: They were easier to cut than paper.
4th:
Sub-Zero: Can you handle the cold, Edgemaster?
Xan: Black Fire is extremely frigid, Grandmaster.
Sub-Zero: Appearances are truly deceiving.
5th:
Sub-Zero: I challenge you, Edgemaster.
Xan: Try not to lose so quickly, Grandmaster.
Sub-Zero: You will find my skill sufficient, Shio Xan.
6th:
Sub-Zero: My thanks for mediating the alliance with the Shirai Ryu.
Xan: Let's hope this is a long lasting one.
Sub-Zero: We must all do our part.
Vs. Baraka
1st:
Xan: You attack me again, Baraka?
Baraka: You must pay for my tribe's deaths!
Xan: I guess stupidity can't be cured.
2nd:
Xan: Your pride's going to get you killed again.
Baraka: My soul demands that I kill you.
Xan: You're going to be souless if you continue testing me.
3rd:
Xan: I thought Shana ate your heart?
Baraka: Onaga granted me a second life.
Xan: He has tortured the Little One for too long, monster.
4th:
Baraka: I will serve you to what's left of my people.
Xan: I do what I must to protect Earth, Baraka. / Last time I checked, you were the last one.
Baraka: The costs were too high, swordsman.
5th:
Baraka: You will die for the Emperor!
Xan: Compared to Abyss, you and Shao Kahn's other lackeys are below the bar.
Baraka: I won't tolerate this disrespect, Earthrealmer!
6th:
Baraka: Kitana Kahnum requires I make peace with you, Edgemaster.
Xan: So why throw your life away, Baraka?
Baraka: Death is the only way I can acheive it.
Vs. Sheeva
1st:
Xan: You're a new one.
Sheeva: I am the Queen of the Shokan.
Xan: Should I care about your status, Queen?
2nd:
Xan: I do not wish to fight, Queen Sheeva.
Sheeva: You murdered Kintaro!
Xan: He attacked the Fire Gardens. / Don't be so eager to join him.
3rd:
Xan: To what do I owe the visit?
Sheeva: I wish to test your might, swordsman.
Xan: Test my might? Or yours?
4th:
Sheeva: Submit to the Queen of the Shokan!
Xan: I submit to no one, Queen Sheeva.
Sheeva: Then die, Edgemaster!
5th:
Sheeva: Be my concubine, Xan.
Xan: No.
Sheeva: I'll ask again when you're in a submissive mood.
6th:
Sheeva: Come to Outworld, Edgemaster.
Xan: I remain loyal to Earth, Sheeva.
Sheeva: You'll become my bodyguard, Shio Xan.
Vs. Johnny Cage
1st:
Xan: No, I won't teach you how to use Nunchucks.
Johnny: But I'm playing a Monk in my next film!
Xan: Then have them hire an Asian actor.
2nd:
Xan: Johnny.
Johnny: Here to beat you up, Xan.
Xan: Are you high? / Guess I'll break your jaw first.
3rd:
Xan: I don't want to be an actor.
Johnny: But you'd make a killling doing fight scenes.
Xan: But I hate people, especially if they're like you.
4th:
Johnny: I thought you had a Jiao?
Xan: It's my Black Fire in weapon form. / How long did it take to learn how to pronounce that?
Johnny: You do magic shows? / Shut the hell up.
5th:
Johnny: How's your draw so fast?
Xan: That's a family secret, Johnny.
Johnny: Time to start flirting with your kid.
6th:
Johnny: Can I date your daughter?
Xan: Kim doesn't like white guys, Johnny. / Kim's a grown woman who can tell you no herself.
Johnny: That's what they all say at first. / That actually hurt my feelings, Xan.
Vs. Shang Tsung
1st:
Xan: Tried to take my soul, huh?
Shang Tsung: If it weren't for your meddling brat.
Xan: Get set for payback with interest.
2nd:
Xan: Kim nearly cut you in two at the Wu-Shi.
Shang Tsung: Ko'atal's stupid pride nearly got me killed.
Xan: I'm here to finish what she started.
3rd:
Xan: Forever the second in command.
Shang Tsung: You accuse my ambition?
Xan: I accuse your lack of spine.
4th:
Shang Tsung: Your soul will be mine, Edgemaster.
Xan: The world would be doomed if you did. / You'd risk the end of the world for one soul?
Shang Tsung: I must obtain Abyss's power.
5th:
Shang Tsung: Shao Kahn rerquests an audience with you.
Xan: I'll send him your severed head.
Shang Tsung: He said dead or alive.
6th:
Shang Tsung: I have returned.
Xan: You have the resilience of a cockroach.
Shang Tsung: Now I will take your soul.
Vs. Goro
1st:
Xan: You were the Shokan that Benjamin killed?
Goro: I kill you for mentioning his name!
Xan: Who? Benjamin Joseph Maddox? / Like I'll be slain by a manchild throwing a tantrum.
2nd:
Xan: You will leave Earth, now.
Goro: Who are you to give me orders?
Xan: Gaia's one true guardian.
3rd:
Xan: You shame your people, Goro.
Goro: That blasted Maddox ruined my reputation.
Xan: Now, I'll ruin your life. / Sounds like a 'you' problem, child.
4th:
Goro: You killed Motaro?
Xan: He didn't know when to keep his mouth shut.
Goro: Perhaps I should be thanking you.
5th:
Goro: Earthrealm's warriors are lackluster!
Xan: Didn't Benjamin pull out your soul like a loose tooth?
Goro: But he's an Edenian! / Quiet, swordsman!
6th:
Goro: Do not blow that smoke in my face, Edgemaster!
Xan: You should be worrying about how you're gonna survive, not my smoking habits.
Goro: May you choke on your hubris!
Vs. Liu Kang
1st:
Xan: Chosen One.
Liu Kang: Edgemaster, I request a rematch.
Xan: So be it, monk.
2nd:
Xan: A duel between Dragons?
Liu Kang: Let us see whose fangs are sharper.
Xan: Moreso how sharp yours are.
3rd:
Xan: You wish to marry Kitana?
Liu Kang: I plan on it.
Xan: Then let me test your resolve.
4th:
Liu Kang: I still take that lesson you taught us to heart.
Xan: You're never too old to learn something, Shaolin.
Liu Kang: Then allow me to teach you something, Edgemaster.
5th:
Liu Kang: Earthrealm has a new protector.
Xan: I'm not over the hill yet, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: But you need to rest now that you have Mileena.
6th:
Liu Kang: You fought my ancestor?
Xan: The Great Kung Lao was a phenomenal Martial Artist.
Liu Kang: I hope to live up to his legacy.
Vs. Kung Lao
1st:
Xan: The Great Kung Lao was a legend in Japan.
Kung Lao: He lives through me.
Xan: Try not to shame his legacy.
2nd:
Xan: Wedding Bells are being heard often as of late.
Kung Lao: We are all moving into the next chapter of our lives.
Xan: Well said, Kung Lao.
3rd:
Xan: Love is in the air, Lao.
Kung Lao: Even you aren't immune to its effects, Edgemaster.
Xan: I'm grateful that I'm not.
4th:
Kung Lao: I challenge you, Edgemaster!
Xan: Sheesh, everyone wants a piece of me.
Kung Lao: You are living legend among Earthrealmers.
5th:
Kung Lao: I can't believe you fought Raiden to a standstill.
Xan: We were both restraining ourselves.
Kung Lao: It was still a sight to behold.
6th:
Kung Lao: How come you don't fight unarmed?
Xan: Fist fights rarely end quickly.
Kung Lao: What a frightening way of thinking.
Vs. Sonya Blade
1st:
Xan: How may I help you, Sonya?
Sonya: You were ordered to incapacitate, not kill.
Xan: I was left with little option.
2nd:
Xan: Johnny being annoying again?
Sonya: Can you shut him up for me?
Xan: You really need to relax, General.
3rd:
Xan: I need to adapt, you say?
Sonya: Swords are out. Guns are in.
Xan: Never stopped me from beating you.
4th:
Sonya: You're methods of Kombat are outdated.
Xan: At least my weapons won't malfunction.
Sonya: That's a matter of quality.
5th:
Sonya: You think I can't take you?
Xan: Kim beat you with a Shinai, Sonya.
Sonya: Tch, whatever.
6th:
Sonya: About time we had a chat.
Xan: About what?
Sonya: I'm kicking you off the Special Forces.
Vs. Jax Briggs
1st:
Xan: I applaud your mental fortitude.
Jax: I haven't suffered like you have though.
Xan: Suffering shouldn't be measured, Jax.
2nd:
Xan: Your quite fond of your kid.
Jax: Ain't no one better than my Jacqui.
Xan: You clearly haven't met Kim yet.
3rd:
Xan: You should rest, Major.
Jax: After you, Xan.
Xan: I can afford the restless hours however.
4th:
Jax: You of all people got to understand why I did what I did.
Xan: You have to let her grow up, Jax.
Jax: I won't. She's my baby girl.
5th:
Jax: Have you been talking with Jacqui?
Xan: I can't speak with my co-worker? / I'm not fucking your kid.
Jax: I heard that it isn't casual conversation. / Don't piss me off, Xan!
6th:
Jax: Stop talking with Jacqui.
Xan: I'm glad I'm not this strict with Kim.
Jax: Then I question your parenting methods.
Vs. Kenshi
1st:
Xan: You were born blind?
Kenshi: My hubris caused my handicap.
Xan: Then it must've been punishment.
2nd:
Xan: You rely too much on Sento.
Kenshi: What do you suggest I do?
Xan: Use a regular Katana more.
3rd:
Xan: Someone's feeling himself.
Kenshi: I wonder who's tougher? You or I?
Xan: Me. But words aren't enough to convince you.
4th:
Kenshi: I thought you had a Jiao with you?
Xan: It's formed from my Black Fire.
Kenshi: Will it make an appearance today?
5th:
Kenshi: I insist you instruct Takeda.
Xan: Your kid doesn't want my instruction.
Kenshi: He won't have a choice if you allow it.
6th:
Kenshi: I can't believe Takeda.
Xan: He tried to cheat on Jacqui with Kim.
Kenshi: He's in so much trouble.
Mirror Match
1st:
Xan: How old are you?
Mirror: 22, why you ask?
Xan: At least I know who's winning this battle.
2nd:
Xan: You have a Kim too?
Mirror: Who's Kim? / No, I have a Sonia.
Xan: You poor soul. / So you saved her, then?
3rd:
Xan: What kind of trick is this?
Mirror: Your bitterness has gained a physical form.
Xan: Then I'll sever it.
4th:
Mirror: Get ready to die, Shio Xan.
Xan: Shang Tsung? But how?
Mirror: I told you, I will attain Abyss's soul.
5th:
Mirror: I will slay you and all you hold dear.
Xan: I won't lose to a mere reflection.
Mirror: You will fail and die.
6th:
Mirror: Must... kill.
Xan: A Mukuro! (Corpse)
Mirror: Die.
Vs. Quan Chi
1st:
Xan: I hope Shinnok is suffering for what he did to Earth.
Quan Chi: He'll return in time, Edgemaster.
Xan: Too bad you won't be alive by then.
2nd:
Xan: You escaped again?
Quan Chi: I won't rest until I acquire your soul.
Xan: A coffin is clearly in your future.
3rd:
Xan: I heard Sonya stomped on your dick.
Quan Chi: At the request of your petulant child.
Xan: Mocking Kim is a quick way to shorten your lifespan.
4th:
Quan Chi: I was to offer Lord Shinnok your soul.
Xan: Then Kim turned you into a Shish Kebab.
Quan Chi: She will watch as her father dies.
5th:
Quan Chi: Champion of the Sun Goddess.
Xan: Shinnok's number one kissass.
Quan Chi: His deadliest loyalist.
6th:
Quan Chi: You've interfered with Lord Shinnok for too long.
Xan: And will continue until death takes my soul.
Quan Chi: As you wish.
Vs. Kano
1st:
Xan: You stole my name, thief.
Kano: Who the hell are you?
Xan: The Black Dragon of Osaka!
2nd:
Xan: People are afraid of you?
Kano: The most dangerous man in Earthrealm.
Xan: We haven't been properly introduced.
3rd:
Xan: You're not really sneaky, you know.
Kano: It was just one, mate!
Xan: Return Kim's underwear, fucking sleaze.
4th:
Kano: That Damascus Steel Sword must fetch a high price.
Xan: It's invaluable, so it can't be sold.
Kano: Everything has a price, mate.
5th:
Kano: You murdered Mavado?
Xan: Then took his Hook Swords.
Kano: Kabal needs those back, Yellow Man.
6th:
Kano: How come we ain't done business before?
Xan: I don't need hired help to kill another. / I don't take help from a toothless lizard.
Kano: Yeah, but we do it in style, Dragon boy.
Vs. Skarlet
1st:
Xan: You've overstepped in the worst way.
Skarlet: What's one realm to my interests?
Xan: Your love's home, woman.
2nd:
Xan: You have gone off the deep end.
Skarlet: I do what I must to win Callie Ann's favor!
Xan: Sumimasen, Callie.
3rd:
Xan: Attacking me, Skarlet?
Skarlet: You risk ruining Reiko's plans!
Xan: I will defend Earth!
4th:
Skarlet: Reiko has made me promises.
Xan: Callie won't like this at all, Skarlet.
Skarlet: You do not know of my lover like I!
5th:
Skarlet: Shao Kahn has shown me the error of my ways.
Xan: You're going to break Callie Ann's heart.
Skarlet: She loves her job more than me!
6th:
Skarlet: You are a thorn in Reiko's side.
Xan: You're going to have my Jiao in yours.
Skarlet: I must stop you!
Vs. Sareena
1st:
Xan: Sareena...
Sareena: Here to kill me, Xan?
Xan: I thought we were past that.
2nd:
Xan: I can help improve your swordplay.
Sareena: If you're willing to help, I'll take it.
Xan: First, let's get that baby weight off of you.
3rd:
Xan: Kim's very happy being Theodore's Godmother.
Sareena: I have to be careful that she won't spoil him.
Xan: Good luck with that.
4th:
Sareena: You and Kim tore Shinnok's Temple to shreds.
Xan: The Yokai in there mainly were fodder.
Sareena: You two made it look so easy.
5th:
Sareena: You killed Kia.
Xan: Don't tell me you're angry, Sareena.
Sareena: Not in the slightest. / She made my time with Quan Chi tortuous.
6th:
Sareena: Jade's still angry at you.
Xan: I stopped apologizing for what happened.
Sareena: The bickering is starting to annoy my household.
Vs. Callie Ann Maddox
1st:
Xan: Who made that Knife?
Callie: Benji did.
Xan: He did an excellent job with it.
2nd:
Xan: Sergeant.
Callie: I've been looking forward to fighting you.
Xan: Then let's waste no more time.
3rd:
Xan: Thank you for letting me on your team.
Callie: Don't be afraid to take some time off if needed, Xan.
Xan: Thanks, but I feel better when I'm working.
4th:
Xan: Sonya might kick me off Special Forces.
Callie: You're honestly better off without us.
Xan: But I like being here. / I suppose it wasn't meant to be.
5th:
Callie: I can't believe Red did this.
Xan: No one knew how lost she truly was.
Callie: Damn them all.
6th:
Callie: Blessed by two deities, huh?
Xan: Yes indeed, Callie.
Callie: Show me their strength.
7th:
Callie: I wonder who's a better blacksmith between you and Benji.
Xan: There will always be personal bias with your brother.
Callie: Fair enough. / *Tch* Killjoy.
8th:
Callie: My Scythe versus your Jiao.
Xan: Let the battle begin.
Callie: Show me it's mercilessness.
Bonus:
Callie: Last time I'm telling you.
Xan: And Jade remains blameless?
Callie: At least she sought out help. Mom had to force you. / I'm not losing her too because of you.
Vs. Benjamin Maddox
1st:
Xan: I should take you to meet Ivy.
Benji: Will she mind? / Not interested.
Xan: I've learned that it's hard for her to say no to me.
2nd:
Xan: Can you tell Jade to calm down?
Benji: Why not ask nicely? / There isn't a way for me to do that.
Xan: So much for meeting Theo.
3rd:
Xan: That Baton looks pretty beaten up.
Benji: It's definitely seen better days.
Xan: Allow me to craft you another one.
4th:
Xan: Jade's still angry at me?
Benji: I don't think any of us could've seen that coming. / You not swallowing your pride didn't help.
Xan: I thought she'd calm down after we got rid of Kotal. / Just my luck.
5th:
Benji: You should stop smoking, Xan.
Xan: Smoking is how I cope, Benjamin.
Benji: You risk gaining Lung Cancer.
5th:
Benji: Shinnok killed Tsukiyomi?
Xan: He took no prisoners after escaping.
Benji: He must be punished.
6th:
Benji: The Monks would love a seminar from you.
Xan: I left that good of an impression?
Benji: You beat Liu Kang and fought Raiden to a draw. / Meeting an Edgemaster is a rarity today.
7th:
Benji: Jade would like to go on a double date with you and Mileena.
Xan: Will she instigate an argument the whole time?
Benji: I'll make sure she doesn't act up.
8th:
Benji: You have the Golden Gloves?
Xan: I have it in Osaka, Kim in Tokyo.
Benji: Please demonstrate.
Bonus:
Benji: Stop gaslighting my wife.
Xan: Must we go over this again?
Benji: Her therapy has worsened because of you. / It's either-or, and we both know whom I'm picking.
Vs. Kitana
1st:
Xan: Your Majesty.
Kitana: I wish to test my skill against you.
Xan: Then prepare yourself.
2nd:
Xan: You wish to learn swordsmanship from me?
Kitana: I'd be a fool to not at least ask.
Xan: I admire your courage. / First, a litmus test.
3rd:
Xan: You command wind like a Tengu.
Kitana: Hopefully without the repulsiveness of one.
Xan: You need not worry about your looks, Kitana.
4th:
Kitana: You and Mileena look lovely together.
Xan: Thank you, Kitana.
Kitana: But I would be a better fit for you.
5th:
Kitana: You are an intense kombatant, Edgemaster.
Xan: We are past titles. / Grace is not fitting for a man like myself.
Kitana: Very well, Xan. / I actually agree with you.
6th:
Kitana: Mileena proposing to you was quite bold.
Xan: She's come a long way from being a psychopathic child.
Kitana: That she certainly has.
Vs. Mai Maddox
1st:
Xan: A Dragon versus a Swan.
Mai: A Battle for the Ages, no?
Xan: Certainly, Mrs. Maddox.
2nd:
Xan: A Jambiya?
Mai: A wedding gift from Okada.
Xan: There are few weapons rarer. / Show me your skill with it.
3rd:
Xan: We were the only ones who shouldn't have been approached during the invasion.
Mai: Shao Kahn isn't that stupid, dear.
Xan: But still shows signs of idiocy.
4th:
Mai: Are you sleeping well?
Xan: Yes, thanks to your illusions and Mileena.
Mai: I pray for a speedy recovery.
5th:
Mai: Xan, dear. Help me exercise?
Xan: If that's what you wish. / I'm a fierce training partner, Mrs. Maddox.
Mai: Let us begin. / I'll do my best to keep up.
6th:
Mai: You once split a bullet?
Xan: With a sword lent to me. I gave it back when my mission was done.
Mai: You surely have a lot of stories to tell me and the others.
Vs. Jade
1st:
Xan: How come I can't visit Theodore?
Jade: There's still underlying tension between us.
Xan: Allow me to clear the air, Jade.
2nd:
Xan: You don't look too happy to see me.
Jade: I still owe you for what you said about my parenting skills.
Xan: I had a feeling this fight was personal.
3rd:
Xan: I hope Kim's not a bother.
Jade: She is not. You, however...
Xan: How many times do I have to apologize?
4th:
Xan: This is getting ridiculous.
Jade: I agree, Xan.
Xan: Then stop instigating an argument every time we talk.
5th:
Jade: You had no business killing Kotal.
Xan: So I was supposed to let him kill Dakini?
Jade: Shut up, Edgemaster. / I never should've let her go with you.
6th:
Jade: Champion of the Twin Deities.
Xan: How may I help you, General?
Jade: By giving me a challenge.
7th:
Jade: You were the one who ended Skarlet's misery?
Xan: I didn't want to, but Callie insisted.
Jade: Thank you for refusing at first. / Sadly, it had to be done.
8th:
Jade: I'm not a fan of you being around Ruby and Randy.
Xan: I'm genuinely sorry but won't beg for forgiveness. / You can just say you don't like me, Jade.
Jade: Then there will be no peace between us. / I never have nor will. / Be more mindful of what you say, and this will end.
Bonus:
Jade: I propose a truce.
Xan: Maybe now we're getting somewhere.
Jade: For the sake of my children and mental health.
Vs. Tanya
1st:
Xan: Another monster in humane form.
Tanya: We aren't so different, you and I.
Xan: We are nothing alike.
2nd:
Xan: Double parricide over a throne?
Tanya: The pay was phenomenal. / My business with Jade has nothing to do with you, outsider.
Xan: Your soul is blackened and rotten to the core.
3rd:
Xan: Leave Mileena alone.
Tanya: A monster only deserves another, don't you agree?
Xan: But you are too monstrous for me, sniveling rat.
4th:
Tanya: So strong, fairly, and handsome.
Xan: Get to the point.
Tanya: Ooh, and so feisty.
5th:
Tanya: Your patience is to be complimented, Edgemaster.
Xan: And why is that?
Tanya: You need a well's worth to deal with Mileena and her bitchy family.
6th:
Tanya: You killed Rain and Baraka.
Xan: Is that a problem, Tanya?
Tanya: You misunderstand, Edgemaster. I am impressed.
Vs. Dakini Maddox
1st:
Xan: Little One.
Dakini: I request a battle with you.
Xan: So be it.
2nd:
Xan: I can't imagine the horrors that made you bear the Nightwolves' burden.
Dakini: I became Nightwolf to protect my family.
Xan: Never forget this path you have chosen.
3rd:
Xan: Your parents should be proud of you.
Dakini: They let me know every day.
Xan: May your potential be furiously unleashed.
4th:
Dakini: Lady Phae knows the good you've done.
Xan: It's hard to find a deity who doesn't at this point.
Dakini: Please rest, Mr. Xan. You deserve it.
5th:
Dakini: Thanks for saving me from Kotal.
Xan: Your mother would disagree.
Dakini: She's just angry she didn't kill him herself. / Regardless, I still owe you.
6th:
Dakini: You and Mileena are a match made in heaven.
Xan: She's adept at easing my pains.
Dakini: May Phae continue to raise your fortunes.
Vs. Dairou
1st:
Xan: Another mindless mercenary.
Dairou: I will murder you and your family.
Xan: And of course has a killing obsession.
2nd:
Xan: You were a Seidan Guard?
Dairou: Until a change of opinion removed me.
Xan: I find that hard to believe, knowing what you tried to do to Sareena.
3rd:
Xan: I remember my mercenary days.
Dairou: They were fond and your pockets were lined?
Xan: They were hell and made me a myriad of enemies.
4th:
Dairou: You slew a God?
Xan: The Prophetic God of Cataclysm.
Dairou: Finally, a worthy opponent.
5th:
Dairou: Your bounty price is exceptionally high.
Xan: Who would be stupid enough to try and complete it?
Dairou: Me.
6th:
Dairou: I am the realms' greatest mercenary.
Xan: You've never been outside of Seido.
Dairou: Your death will be my ticket into renown.
Vs. Darrius
1st:
Xan: The pinnacle of generic leaders.
Darrius: I was going to take the Resistance to new heights.
Xan: Not from what I was told. / Allow me to end your delirium.
2nd:
Xan: Those Gauntlets are wasted on you.
Darrius: Who are you to criticize my weapons skills?
Xan: An Edgemaster, master of all weaponry.
3rd:
Xan: Onaga sent you?
Darrius: We're all pawns in his game, Edgemaster.
Xan: Maybe for those without a spine.
4th:
Darrius: Join the Resistance and rule over realms.
Xan: I refuse to work with a clearly inferior warrior.
Darrius: Mock my skill, will you?
5th:
Darrius: Give me your Jiao.
Xan: Jump off a bridge, Baldy.
Darrius: *Tch* Sharp-tongued piece of trash.
6th:
Darrius: I have joined Kotal Kahn's court.
Xan: So you have signed your death warrant early?
Darrius: More like signed yours, Edgemaster.
Vs. Ilah
1st:
Xan: Hunter versus Demon Slayer.
Ilah: Provide me with a sizable challenge, Edgemaster.
Xan: Prepare for defeat, Ilah.
2nd:
Xan: You were nearly killed by a doppelganger?
Ilah: I had to trap my soul to survive.
Xan: You should get your mind checked. / That's not healthy.
3rd:
Xan: You set up Dairou's death?
Ilah: Sareena turned his heart into confetti.
Xan: Mercenaries are cancerous if they aren't adequately busy.
4th:
Ilah: You have my respect, Edgemaster.
Xan: How so, Ilah?
Ilah: Not even I have killed a Prophetic Deity.
5th:
Ilah: You were forced into this way of life.
Xan: But I prefer this way of life over suicide.
Ilah: Suicide is never the answer.
6th:
Ilah: Think your swords can cut my transmuted hands?
Xan: The Jiao can.
Ilah: Show me.
Vs. Kim
1st:
Xan: Kim.
Kim: Otou-san.
Xan: Aren't we a couple of punks?
2nd:
Xan: I'm surprised you never wanted to meet your birth parents.
Kim: Talking about 'em is the one thing that genuinely angers me.
Xan: But you still have the right to meet them.
3rd:
Xan: A shame you never got to meet Mother.
Kim: I know, she would've loved me!
Xan: Something we agree on.
4th:
Xan: You're a model now?
Kim: Working at Special Forces can get boring, Pa.
Xan: I know you'll be careful, but still. / Don't do anything too rash.
5th:
Xan: Shinnok killed Lady Moon.
Kim: Ama-sama gave me her Khopesh as a memento.
Xan: Do you want training in how to properly use it?
6th:
Kim: You and Jade are finally getting along.
Xan: Took us long enough.
Kim: You each had to swallow your parental pride.
7th:
Kim: Everyone's getting married nowadays.
Xan: When will it be your turn, Kim?
Kim: I doubt I'll find a guy who matches my standards.
8th:
Kim: What are we gonna eat for dinner, Otou-san?
Xan: I'm in the mood for Thai.
Kim: That sounds delicious! / Loser buys!
9th:
Kim: Oh no! Not the Jiao!
Xan: You ate the last Udon!
Kim: I was hungry, Pa!
10th:
Kim: I hope you and Mileena stay together forever.
Xan: You just want to be a princess, even in technicality.
Kim: After all the shit we've been through, I deserve it!
Vs. Rain
1st:
Xan: The entitled brat in demi-god form.
Rain: You should not have your blessings, Earthrealmer.
Xan: Just like you should not be breathing, Rain?
2nd:
Xan: Does your mother know?
Rain: Know what, Edgemaster?
Xan: That you failed her.
3rd:
Xan: You detest your father.
Rain: He was afraid of my power.
Xan: Then stop claiming him as such. / Such a hypocrite.
4th:
Rain: Kotal shouldn't have let you in Outworld.
Xan: I understand working for my wages, unlike you.
Rain: I don't need to for I am a god.
5th:
Rain: You battle with a god, bastard.
Xan: Demi-god. / How many times must I cut you down, you idiot? / I'm not the literal bastard here.
Rain: You will cease your belittling of me! / Until I return the favor tenfold. / I'll have your tongue for such insolence.
6th:
Rain: You met someone who used a Katar like me?
Xan: He was blind and deaf but made better use of it than you ever did.
Rain: Mocking me to the end, you fool.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Xan: Dearly beloved.
Mileena: Ooh, say that again, sweetie.
Xan: Dearly beloved.
2nd:
Xan: Shall we begin, dearest?
Mileena: Yes, though I do not like fighting you.
Xan: Imagine I'm someone you detest for the time being.
3rd:
Xan: I hope I'm not a burden to you.
Mileena: I'm the one who should be asking that.
Xan: Never, Mileena.
4th:
Xan: You wish to learn how to use another weapon?
Mileena: I'm married to an Edgemaster. / I must make use of my lover's profession.
Xan: We'll begin soon, sweetie.
5th:
Mileena: Has Kitana been flirting with you?
Xan: Half of Edenia has been.
Mileena: *Tch* Hypocrites and fools, the lot of them.
6th:
Mileena: When are we going to conceive?
Xan: The court doesn't need another heir. / I'm not worthy of raising a child.
Mileena: No, but I still wish to be a mother. / Yet you're a wonderful father to Kimura.
7th:
Mileena: My one and only.
Xan: Yes, dear?
Mileena: Help me sweat, will you?
8th:
Mileena: It's our date night.
Xan: This is what you had in mind?
Mileena: First, a physical confrontation. Next, a sexual one.
Vs. Sindel
1st:
Xan: Your Majesty.
Sindel: Hello, son-in-law.
Xan: Please, just call me by name.
2nd:
Xan: You want me to be Mileena's bodyguard?
Sindel: You're already married to my daughter. / The job might as well come with the honor of being her husband.
Xan: I had a feeling you would pull something like this.
3rd:
Xan: I think I've spotted Reiko in Edenia.
Sindel: We'll keep a close watch, but he hasn't done anything yet.
Xan: Do be careful, Sindel.
4th:
Sindel: You should teach the Freedom Fighters about armed kombat.
Xan: Good luck trying to convince the General that.
Sindel: Leave it to me, Edgemaster.
5th:
Sindel: Can you look at my Kwan Dao for me?
Xan: You think it should be repaired?
Sindel: I think its design should be improved.
6th:
Sindel: Abyss's soul, Black FIre. Is there anything you can't do?
Xan: Win the approval of another parent, for one.
Sindel: Give Jade time. She's still bitter over what you have said.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Xan: Kim nearly killed you with ease, Reptile.
Reptile: I underestimated her.
Xan: Doing so to me will end up with you forfeiting your life.
2nd:
Xan: You really want to battle me?
Reptile: Shao Kahn has demanded vengeance for Baraka and Rain's deaths.
Xan: Keep pushing me, and you'll join them in hell.
3rd:
Xan: You nearly melted my blades.
Reptile: My acid can melt even Damascus Steel, Edgemaster.
Xan: Then I pulled out the Jiao, and your loss destined.
4th:
Reptile: You killed Reiko!
Xan: I killed a lot of your allies, Reptile. / Like you cared for Reiko.
Reptile: Today, I will avenge them all! / He indeed was a snake in the court.
5th:
Reptile: Where is Khameleon?
Xan: Since when did you care about Kham's whereabouts?
Reptile: I wish for her to be executed.
6th:
Reptile: My speed was useless against you!
Xan: After obtaining Abyss's soul, speed became a nonfactor to me.
Reptile: I must find another way to best you before I'm killed.
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Xan: Reality's biggest loser.
Shao Kahn: I will regain my throne.
Xan: Hell will freeze over first, Konqueror.
2nd:
Xan: Your War Hammer serves me well, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: You will return it at once, Edgemaster.
Xan: No, I don't think I will.
3rd:
Xan: Duffeck made you look like a fool.
Shao Kahn: He stopped me from gaining what was mine.
Xan: Logic truly is lost on you.
4th:
Shao Kahn: The man who stole my daughter from me!
Xan: Hurts, doesn't it? / That's how the other realms people felt when you merged them all.
Shao Kahn: You will return her to me at once! / They were mine to do as I pleased!
5th:
Shao Kahn: You will join my court, Edgemaster.
Xan: What court?
Shao Kahn: Nevermind. I'll kill you here and now.
6th:
Shao Kahn: Edgemaster? What a lackluster title!
Xan: Better than the Emperor with no Throne.
Shao Kahn: Watch your tongue, Earthrealmer.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Ilah: Argus's brat.
Rain: You would do well to not insult a god, Hunter.
Ilah: I do whatever I please concerning you, child.
2nd:
Ilah: Such talent, wasted.
Rain: You admit Argus was wrong to abandon me?
Ilah: I'm talking about your time in the Freedom Fighters.
3rd:
Ilah: Fighting above your weight class, are we?
Rain: Besting you will be easy.
Ilah: Let me show you how incorrect you really are.
4th:
Rain: You do not deserve Bahamut's soul.
Ilah: You damn sure don't deserve it. / He'll always prefer me to you.
Rain: We'll see after I butcher you. / Undermining me is your last mistake.
5th:
Rain: Argus was right to support Jerrod.
Ilah: Makes sense you agree with him, hypocrite.
Rain: Do not compare me to him!
6th:
Rain: I was to kill Kitana.
Ilah: And you can't even do that correctly.
Rain: But I won't fail against you, Hunter.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Ilah: Princess Mileena.
Mileena: Edenia's greatest Hunter.
Ilah: Let the battle begin.
2nd:
Ilah: You wish for me to be your Kombat Instructor?
Mileena: I feel like Hung Gar would be the best way to optimize my instincts.
Ilah: You're smarter than you seem. / First, a small test of your abilities.
3rd:
Ilah: Your Sai will be useless against me.
Mileena: What other option do I have?
Ilah: Surrender.
4th:
Mileena: Master Ilah.
Ilah: Your training will be extra strenuous today.
Mileena: I await your instruction.
5th:
Mileena: Jerrod forced you to introduce him to Mother?
Ilah: It was that or face life in jail.
Mileena: I hope I never meet him.
6th:
Mileena: You should teach Sister as well, Master.
Ilah: Kitana already has Mai for Kombat Instructions.
Mileena: You and Mommy should swap once in a while.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Ilah: Shao Kahn has you playing the fool's game.
Reptile: What are you talking about, Edenian?
Ilah: He'll never restore Zaterra.
2nd:
Ilah: Your acid cannot melt my transmutations.
Reptile: What makes you so sure of the impossibility?
Ilah: Bahamut's skin was immune to all acids.
3rd:
Ilah: You were used as Onaga's vessel!
Reptile: Against my free will, yes.
Ilah: Then you must die.
4th:
Reptile: I work for Kotal Kahn now.
Ilah: Try not to be so whipped like you were with Shao Kahn.
Reptile: Watch your tongue!
5th:
Reptile: Khameleon continues to elude me.
Ilah: We will not give her up to Kotal, Reptile. / Leave her alone.
Reptile: She must face judgment for her crimes against the Kahn!
6th:
Reptile: Kotal requires your presence.
Ilah: Tell him to bite me. / Then why not come here himself?
Reptile: I will bite you literally if you refuse to comply!
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Ilah: To think you had a clutch on Edenia.
Shao Kahn: I will have her again in due time.
Ilah: Not if I have anything to say about it.
2nd:
Ilah: You eluded Duffeck?
Shao Kahn: Kronika has spared me from fate.
Ilah: She's not right in the head!
3rd:
Ilah: I heard Duffeck embarrassed you publicly.
Shao Kahn: I will have his head on a pike for doing so.
Ilah: Don't think so, Emperor.
4th:
Shao Kahn: Where were you when Edenia was merged?
Ilah: I trapped my own soul for 10,000 years.
Shao Kahn: I would've noticed a ferocious beauty like you.
5th:
Shao Kahn: You were Sindel's Kombat Instructor?
Ilah: And you were the idiot who used Shang Tsung as a beacon for the Soul Transfusion?
Shao Kahn: I'd watch your tongue if I were you, Edenian.
6th:
Shao Kahn: I can give you power that eclipses what Okada offers.
Ilah: Says the man who was publicly outclassed by my husband.
Shao Kahn: He caught me off guard, is all.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Dakini: Look, Hamlet! A new chew toy!
Rain: What do you take me for, petulant child?
Dakini: Another tally mark of douches I've beaten.
2nd:
Dakini: You bit off way more than you can chew, Rain.
Rain: I will be Edenia's Emperor!
Dakini: More like Target Practice.
3rd:
Dakini: You didn't do anything notable in my time.
Rain: I'm Edenia's rightful King!
Dakini: Onaga came and ate your soul.
4th:
Rain: The Doctor and Jade's brat.
Dakini: Is gonna beat your entitled ass.
Rain: Keep thinking about that, child.
5th:
Rain: You honestly think you can best me, brat?
Dakini: I bet Hamlet can handle you.
Rain: Always sold short.
6th:
Rain: You toy with death, girl.
Dakini: Juggling my Tomahawks is more dangerous than you are.
Rain: That sharp tongue just cost you your life.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Dakini: You weren't so nice in my time.
Mileena: I was still an insane man-child?
Dakini: That, and then some.
2nd:
Dakini: Edenia sure is breathtaking.
Mileena: I too am awestruck by her beauty.
Dakini: All the more reason for us to defend it.
3rd:
Dakini: Seeing you not act creepy is still odd.
Mileena: You will adjust in time, Dakini.
Dakini: Sooner than later, I hope.
4th:
Mileena: It's new for a Nightwolf to defend Edenia.
Dakini: And more stressful than I imagined.
Mileena: Make sure not to overwork yourself.
5th:
Mileena: Be careful with those Tomahawks, Dakini.
Dakini: I've been juggling these for a long time. / I also play Hackysack with them.
Mileena: Surely living life on the edge, I see.
6th:
Mileena: Have you inherited the Emerald Light?
Dakini: I have, but it hasn't been activated yet.
Mileena: It will in time, child.
Vs. Sindel
1st:
Dakini: Queen Sindel.
Sindel: How can one so young become Nightwolf?
Dakini: There was little choice in the matter.
2nd:
Dakini: Why did you kill yourself?
Sindel: Shao Kahn made life hell for me.
Dakini: That gave you no right to abandon Aunt Kitty.
3rd:
Dakini: You scream?
Sindel: Hehe, it's more complex than it sounds.
Dakini: Okay, Your Majesty.
4th:
Sindel: The Doctor and General's prodigy.
Dakini: You've flirted with Dad, I heard.
Sindel: I assure you it was harmless, child.
5th:
Sindel: Whom should I thank for your defense of Edenia?
Dakini: Lady Phae and the Great Spirit.
Sindel: I will include them both in my prayers tonight.
6th:
Sindel: Another child of the Emerald Light.
Dakini: Mama says we're rare.
Sindel: Very much so. / The Eternal Guardians of our sacred land.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Dakini: Another yes man of the Kahn.
Reptile: I serve to improve my station.
Dakini: Which explains why you've gone nowhere.
2nd:
Dakini: Reptile! What are you doing in Earthrealm?
Reptile: Where is Khameleon?
Dakini: That info's classified, monster!
3rd:
Dakini: I need to kill you.
Reptile: For what, Edenian?
Dakini: You were the vessel for the monster who ruined my life!
4th:
Reptile: Your dog will not harm me.
Dakini: Hamlet doesn't need your disease.
Reptile: Mock me at your peril, girl!
5th:
Reptile: Kotal Kahn requires your presence.
Dakini: Tell him I'm good. / Always the yes-man, Reptile?
Reptile: He refuses to take no for an answer. / He needs you for leverage.
6th:
Reptile: Your friend nearly killed me!
Dakini: You should be grateful Kim spared your life.
Reptile: Now I will take yours instead!
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Dakini: The cause of Dad's and Auntie's problems.
Shao Kahn: Much like they're the cause of mine.
Dakini: Allow me to add another notch to your list.
2nd:
Dakini: You're still alive!
Shao Kahn: Duffeck couldn't kill me.
Dakini: But I'll finish what he started.
3rd:
Dakini: How low has the mighty Shao Kahn has fallen.
Shao Kahn: Wax poetry does not suit you, brat.
Dakini: Much like victory doesn't suit you.
4th:
Shao Kahn: Your pet will be mine, Nightwolf.
Dakini: Hamlet dies if you kill me.
Shao Kahn: Then prepare to die.
5th:
Shao Kahn: Edenia's protector? Ha!
Dakini: Says the man who was controlled by a literal dead being.
Shao Kahn: I see you inherited your family's silver tongue.
6th:
Shao Kahn: Jade, Benjamin Maddox. I'll slaughter them all.
Dakini: Over my dead body, Tyrant!
Shao Kahn: Oh, I plan on that.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Mai: The bastard son of Argus.
Rain: Father denied me my birthright.
Mai: Please, a bastard can't take the throne.
2nd:
Mai: You overstep in challenging me, Rain.
Rain: You are nothing to a god, woman.
Mai: I'm everything to an entitled demi-god like you.
3rd:
Mai: Entitlement is not healthy, you know.
Rain: But I deserve to be worshipped.
Mai: You'll get my Jambiya jammed in your throat instead.
4th:
Rain: You date a phony of a God, Mai.
Mai: Fujin is an actual god, unlike you.
Rain: I will kill all you hold dear.
5th:
Rain: You will be my queen.
Mai: Shouldn't you attempt to serenade a woman who's not only your age but just as idiotic as you are?
Rain: I can give you the world, Siren.
6th:
Rain: No one will save you from me, Swan.
Mai: I have Xan on speed dial.
Rain: He will perish in time.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Mai: Hello, dearie.
Mileena: *Gasp* Mommy!
Mai: Shall we get started?
2nd:
Mai: Prepare yourself.
Mileena: Why must we fight, Mommy?
Mai: I need to test your worth of being Xan's wife.
3rd:
Mai: How are you doing, Mileena?
Mileena: Better now that you are here, Mommy.
Mai: Oh please, dear.
4th:
Mileena: Why can't I be taught Kombat by you?
Mai: Ilah is a much better Kombatant than me, dear. / Hung Gar is better suited for your aggression.
Mileena: I wish for you to be my teacher.
5th:
Mileena: May I have a Jambiya like you?
Mai: We can ask Xan after this.
Mileena: Then let's make this quick.
6th:
Mileena: You taught Mother Illusion Magic?
Mai: She was a bit ungrateful at the time.
Mileena: Will you do the same for me?
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Mai: Zaterran.
Reptile: You will not trap me, Siren!
Mai: Hard for anyone to fool an idiot.
2nd:
Mai: Stop pursuing Khameleon.
Reptile: She must face punishment from the Kahn!
Mai: She deserves no such thing.
3rd:
Mai: I am not going to enjoy this at all.
Reptile: My power is too much for you, Edenian?
Mai: I will have to thoroughly wash my hands afterward.
4th:
Reptile: Kotal demands your presence.
Mai: I'm content with where I am now.
Reptile: Come alive or as a corpse.
5th:
Reptile: I will gnaw on your bones.
Mai: Guess I'm disciplining a frog today.
Reptile: Your mockery is at an end!
6th:
Reptile: Your death is at hand!
Mai: But I just washed my clothes...
Reptile: Dirty clothing is the least of your worries now!
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Mai: Was coming after Earthrealm worth it?
Shao Kahn: I harbor no regrets.
Mai: You'll think otherwise shortly.
2nd:
Mai: Duffeck was right to take your soul.
Shao Kahn: He denied me my divine right.
Mai: I'm surprised no one rebelled against you sooner.
3rd:
Mai: The mighty Shao Kahn, fooled by a simple illusion.
Shao Kahn: I was not fooled!
Mai: Tell me why no one set foot in Edenia for millennia?
4th:
Shao Kahn: I would've easily chosen you over Sindel.
Mai: Aww, where's your loyalty? / Exactly why I faked my death.
Shao Kahn: But I shall have you now, Siren of Edenia.
5th:
Shao Kahn: Bow before your Emperor, Edenian.
Mai: Hmmm, I don't see an Emperor anywhere.
Shao Kahn: I see your children inherited their sharp tongues from you.
6th:
Shao Kahn: Outworld is doomed without me!
Mai: Kitana is loved more by her people than you ever were.
Shao Kahn: I will take my throne back in time.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Callie: The spoiled brat returns.
Rain: You held my spot as General!
Callie: The previous General saw through your thick layer of elitism. / And who's fault was that, Rain?
2nd:
Callie: I enjoyed watching Xan burn you to a crisp.
Rain: As will I enjoy watching you drown from my streams.
Callie: Keep on dreaming, sweet prince.
3rd:
Callie: Head Scout wasn't enough for you?
Rain: You were the General and stole my spot!
Callie: Blame Jerrod for that. / He didn't want me to be a Head Scout, so I auditioned for General to spite him.
4th:
Rain: Taven has been eyeing you.
Callie: He knows I'm spoken for.
Rain: Why waste yourself with that Earthrealmer?
5th:
Rain: The Iron Maiden of Edenia. What a joke!
Callie: I didn't come with it. Scared soldiers like you did.
Rain: I... I wasn't scared!
6th:
Rain: Unbelievable that no one broke your Survival Test record.
Callie: I am the best at my damn job, Rain.
Rain: You merely got lucky.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Callie: Why the hostility, Mileena?
Mileena: I only wish to fight.
Callie: You can't handle me, Princess.
2nd:
Callie: You and Xan were made for each other.
Mileena: Everyone certainly agrees.
Callie: Hopefully you'll get your fairy tale ending.
3rd:
Callie: You want to get more involved with the Freedom Fighters?
Mileena: Sister has the politics down, but I can handle the battles.
Callie: I'll see what I can do.
4th:
Mileena: You were a legend, so Mother says.
Callie: I've definitely been the topic of a sizable amount of stories.
Mileena: Share them with me.
5th:
Mileena: To think that you would become the Messenger.
Callie: Trust me, I didn't think I'd become one either.
Mileena: You have the luck of a leprechaun.
6th:
Mileena: General, Messenger. What's next for you?
Callie: Guardian of Earthrealm, Mileena.
Mileena: That sounds lackluster in comparison to the last two.
Vs. Sindel
1st:
Callie: Mom taught you Illusion magic?
Sindel: I did not know how good I had it back then.
Callie: And yet you still learned a lot from her.
2nd:
Callie: Seriously, to think you'd kill yourself.
Sindel: It was either that or have Quan Chi kill Kitana and I.
Callie: Wait... What?
3rd:
Callie: Quan Chi conspired to have you killed?
Sindel: He was in cahoots with Shang Tsung the entire time.
Callie: And you didn't tell Benji this?
4th:
Sindel: General Maddox.
Callie: I'm not the General anymore, Sindel.
Sindel: Sorry, a force of habit. / A remnant of better days, I'm afraid.
5th:
Sindel: Jerrod abused me too.
Callie: The way he sounds, being married to Cow Face was merciful.
Sindel: Alas, not by a wide margin.
6th:
Sindel: Edenia's people are warming up to the Maddox Family once again.
Callie: After you told them we're allies of the Dacarthi through surrender.
Sindel: A lie to appease their fickle minds, I assure you.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Callie: The humanoid fish.
Reptile: I am not a fish, woman!
Callie: Whatever, a Toad.
2nd:
Callie: You ruined my niece's life!
Reptile: I did not plan on becoming Onaga's vessel!
Callie: You die right now! / Who the hell would travel to a volcano for vengeance anyway!?
3rd:
Callie: Your race is doomed, Reptile.
Reptile: The Zaterrans will rise again!
Callie: Maybe when the world resets itself.
4th:
Reptile: Where is Khameleon?
Callie: I'm not selling her out to you or your Blueface Kahn!
Reptile: She must atone for her assassination of D'Vorah! (AD:Damn!)
5th:
Reptile: You must be sacrificed for Shao Kahn.
Callie: Don't make me call Kim on you, Reptile.
Reptile: Your insults make this easier.
6th:
Reptile: Kotal Kahn has sent me to kill you.
Callie: Hmph, Blueface sent you to die.
Reptile: I will have your head!
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Callie: How's your eye, Cow Face?
Shao Kahn: I will have your head for blinding me!
Callie: Didn't know I took your intelligence and depth perception.
2nd:
Callie: Stop sniffing around Earthrealm.
Shao Kahn: Or else what, Edenian?
Callie: I'll give your decapitated head to your ex-wife as a gift of allegiance.
3rd:
Callie: Me, be your army's leader? Ha!
Shao Kahn: You mock me at your peril.
Callie: I'm just getting started.
4th:
Shao Kahn: You could've had it all if you joined me.
Callie: I have it all now, without your grubby hands over Earthrealm.
Shao Kahn: Not for much longer.
5th:
Shao Kahn: I heard Skarlet drove herself to madness.
Callie: Not even Mom could cure her of the madness you inflicted on her. / I'll pay you back a hundredfold for what you've done.
Shao Kahn: She was mine to do as I pleased.
6th:
Shao Kahn: You will give me the female Zaterran.
Callie: Kham is staying in Earthrealm.
Shao Kahn: Then you give me no choice, Messenger.
Vs. Rain
1st:
Benji: Spoiled brat.
Rain: I am of the heavens, Doctor!
Benji: And died for the streets, Rain.
2nd:
Benji: Argus saved your pitiful ass from Cal.
Rain: He had no business doing so. / I did not need his help!
Benji: You were nothing more than a pawn to him. / Then stop claiming everything in his name.
3rd:
Benji: Xan made short work of you.
Rain: You will have no such luck.
Benji: I bet I can finish you faster than he did. (AD:I got $50 on that)
4th:
Rain: You're more deserving of your demoness whore than Jade. (AD:Wrong words, Rain)
Benji: Like she would lie with a treacherous fool like you. / Then why does Tanya want to bed me more than you?
Rain: My divinity with her bloodline is a perfect match. / She took pity for your choices.
5th:
Rain: Father always liked you more than me.
Benji: It's not difficult to see why.
Rain: You'll pay for your sharp tongue.
6th:
Rain: Your father deserved to die for opposing Jerrod.
Benji: Much like your mother did for lying with Argus?
Rain: Enough, blasphemer!
Bonus:
Benji: I have more divine rights than you.
Rain: Edenia's throne will be poisoned by your bastard children.
Benji: Be glad you didn't say that with Jade here. / Degrading my kids equals death.
Vs. Mileena
1st:
Benji: Mileena.
Mileena: I'm bored. Play with me, Doctor.
Benji: Can't you bother your husband?
2nd:
Benji: I'm busy. What is it?
Mileena: Mother says you and the General need to relax.
Benji: I can rest when we're settled. / Hard to do when adjusting to a new home and another pregnancy.
3rd:
Benji: You want to battle me?
Mileena: I want no complaints from a two-time Mortal Kombat survivor.
Benji: Still, you can find better opponents than me.
4th:
Mileena: Will you explore Jade's royal lineage with her?
Benji: If that's what she wishes. / I'd do damn near anything for that woman.
Mileena: You have all of our support. / Loyalty like that is rare indeed.
5th:
Mileena: You have quite the prodigious child.
Benji: Dakini continues to blow my mind.
Mileena: As expected of you and the General's daughter.
6th:
Mileena: Mother has continued to flirt with you.
Benji: I guess my marriage won't stop the compliments.
Mileena: You are quite the looker.
Vs. Sindel
1st:
Benji: Sindel.
Sindel: Spar with me, Benjamin.
Benji: I fear things will grow too physical.
2nd:
Benji: No, I will not teach you Pankration.
Sindel: But I want you to pin me to the floor.
Benji: Please, enough with your innuendos. / I'm happily married to my General and demoness.
3rd:
Benji: You want me to be your advisor again?
Sindel: You'd surely get the job done with Jerrod gone.
Benji: I'm skeptical about your offer.
4th:
Sindel: You and Jade look lovely together.
Benji: But that's not going to stop you from flirting, isn't it?
Sindel: You know me so well. / I would never, Benjamin! / She's the luckiest girl in Edenia.
5th:
Sindel: We will double our search for Tanya.
Benji: Make sure she's found with haste.
Sindel: She'll know justice in due time. / Destiny and Manuel will be avenged.
6th:
Sindel: The people are starting to trust you again.
Benji: They never should've mistrusted me in the first place.
Sindel: A truth they shall embrace with time.
Bonus:
Sindel: I'm sure it's crossed your mind.
Benji: You speak as though my wives don't satisfy me. / Can't say it has. / You really want Jade angry at you?
Sindel: My experience would put them to shame combined. / All I ask is one night to feel young again. / That merely proves you chose her wisely.
Vs. Reptile
1st:
Benji: The forgotten journeyman.
Reptile: Meets Earthrealm's biggest bootlicker.
Benji: Rich coming from Shao Kahn's biggest simp. / You're about to lose the last of your dignity.
2nd:
Benji: Zaterra is doomed.
Reptile: The Kahn has promised its restoration!
Benji: Your lack of a spine will prevent such a promise.
3rd:
Benji: You were Onaga's vessel...
Reptile: I'd do anything for vengeance against Nitara.
Benji: At the cost of ruining Dakini's life. / But involving our child shortened what little life you had left.
4th:
Reptile: Surrender Khameleon for D'Vorah's assassination!
Benji: So we were supposed to let her resurrect Shinnok? / Fat chance, Reptile.
Reptile: Lies you spit, Edenian! / Then join your father in death!
5th:
Reptile: We did not meet during the invasion.
Benji: Be grateful we didn't. / I would've made what Kim did look like child's play.
Reptile: Underestimate me at your peril, Doctor.
6th:
Reptile: You should've accepted Shao Kahn's offer.
Benji: And doom both of my homes?
Reptile: He was to conquer Earthrealm by divine right.
Bonus:
Benji: Outworld will need a new Emperor.
Reptile: Under what pretense, commoner?
Benji: Kotal defied Edenia's order of staying the hell away from Jade. / Kidnapping my daughter... a death sentence.
Vs. Shao Kahn
1st:
Benji: You should've stayed in Outworld, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Earthrealm is mine, Doctor!
Benji: Cal must've hit your brain in conjunction with your eye.
2nd:
Benji: You still wish to invade after everything Duffeck did to you?
Shao Kahn: The One Being's will must be done!
Benji: At least you're not hiding your true allegiance. / Was Onaga aware of his influence as well?
3rd:
Benji: You ruined Skarlet's life.
Shao Kahn: I prolonged what little she had left of it.
Benji: She was better off dead if you 'saved' her.
4th:
Shao Kahn: You should've accepted my offer.
Benji: And serve with a doomed tyrant?
Shao Kahn: Watch your tongue, Edenian.
5th:
Shao Kahn: I will kill all you hold dear, Edenian.
Benji: You couldn't even kill a couple of monks. / Touch them, and Okada won't stop me from torturing you.
Shao Kahn: Enough, blasphemer! / There's your dark side appearing. / And I'll start with Jade.
6th:
Shao Kahn: Your tirade in Outworld was blasphemous!
Benji: Much like your reign as Emperor was?
Shao Kahn: I've had enough of your prickly tongue!
Bonus:
Shao Kahn: Jade and Sareena... Whose life do you value more?
Benji: Neither is worth or loved more than the other. / You're a fucking moron for asking.
Shao Kahn: Your eyes reveal to me the real answer. / Everyone knows your deep affections for my greatest assassin.
A/N: And with that, the Arc IV Dialogues are done.
This didn't take nearly as long as Arc III since I worked nonstop on them, so procrastination wouldn't take hold, and I would put it off. Now that these are done, I will take a small break from GbNF to focus on some of my other stories. Namely, YGJ as the World Warrior 'arc' is almost finished. As well as the revival of a certain Eyes of story that people keep bugging me to bring back. So I'm giving to Peer Pressure... yay.
Anyway, let me know what you think, and check out mine and my editor's page. Vote on my poll, though I plan on changing it in a few days. I'll see you all soon, I hope.
