To make this more fun to you the reader, I suggest putting on the theme from Video Game Confessions ( /watch?v=tCrrZ1NnCuM )

Multimedia Confessions - Season 1

You're introduced to a young Saya-jin/Endurion male of Blasian descent at about 6'0" with a fighter's frame. His hair spiked and black with eyes of light gray and electrical blue ends on his hair. He wears a black three piece suit with a dark blue collared tie, a tie, and black boots.

"This is Ryo Nazo Blackthorn, a Time Patroller and younger brother to Joshinari Blackthorn. Ryo works in the seven-star restaurant known as the Tori Dragon Palace (which is two blocks away from the Pixel Palace). Now it has expanded where all across the media, all around the multiverse, many pop in to have a drink. Sometimes, they share stories, and even secrets. Because—as we all know—what the bartender hears is confidential... isn't it?"

Episode 10 – SMG4 Special

So here I was tending the bar and walking in was a Princess Peach that clearly looked rough and tried. Her clothes were torn up as well, but aside from bruises…she looked able to stand. She slumps and I ask her if she's okay.

"No. I'm not okay, I lost it all." She says. "My home, my kingdom, years of my sanity…everything."

"Ok, Peach…tell me what universe you're in and I…"

"I'm from the SMG4 sub-universes." She stated as I winced.

I immediately knew calling for her to be returned there was going to be pointless. Yes, I happen to be an SMG4 fan…but even I know they did Peach damn well dirty. Dawn gets her a bottle of Dagger Beer to which she pops open.

"Ever since that meme-loving motherfucker came to my kingdom, it all went downhill. I watched the love of my life slowly lose all the qualities that endeared me to him…and his sanity by the day until you have your source of amusement. Me? I morphed into a useless nag used as a punchline, an obstacle, a prop. And then they complained that there were no notable female characters…so they made some and left me in the dirt." Peach said, drinking the beer hastily. "It's all bullshit."

The beer was on the house, of course, but I supplied her with a drink for her to keep going. She went on about her time ruling the memeified Mushroom Kingdom and how mentally draining it was.

"Then came the Anime Ban, but no one knows that I did that when I was in the midst of psychosis. No one cared, no one cared…no, it was all about their precious anime. Then I was being ignored again. Then my castle sank because of SMG4!" Peach said, hurling the glass at the wall. "The castle was in my family for generations…and that asshole had the gall to rip out its power source for his own castle leaving me for dead! They treated me being trapped down there as a complete joke!"

She explained to me how she managed to escape out of the pit, what she had to do to survive, and constant nightmares she had to deal with. It was very obvious she had major traumas over it.

"I somehow ended up in this universe…which I wondered…and someone pointed me to this place." Peach mused. "And here I am, forgotten while everyone I knew and my 'creators' see me as a prop. I miss Mario…"

She just looked completely run down, tears streaming, and looking further like a mess. I had my wife make some calls to get Peach some new clothes and a motel room for a week. It will be a relief to say that she checked herself into a mental health clinic. Turns out she had a nasty cocktail of CRE, depression, bipolar disorder, and PTSD. On the bright side, fixing bipolar disorder and CRE was rather simple given our advanced medicinal tech. Funny enough, the SMG4 crew did come to the bar after Peach left. I served them, but I sorely tempted to ask about Peach. But I couldn't really…Mario had started a bar fight with Ed and Peter Griffin.

And that's why the bar ended up on fire…thankfully the whole building didn't go up into flames. I punted those three out and banned them for good measure.

SMG4 may be fun to watch, but I would not want to be around him and his crew for long.

You see a lot of strange things as a bartender, see a lot of strange things at the Tori Dragon. So, I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Tori Dragon. It's anything but boring…and so ends the first season.

(A/N: Yes, I do love SMG4, but yeah, Peach was just so dirty that it's the one of the few things I do have against them. I actually would not have minded the crew get a new hangout, but did they have to destroy Peach's home like that. Looking back, Peach was just shoved out in favor of other characters (who while aren't bad, they developed them…they didn't even bother with Peach). Given as of now, the crew has basically left Peach for dead…seems that's going to be the way it is.)