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Multimedia Confessions - Season 2

You're introduced to a young Saya-jin/Endurion male of Blasian descent at about 6'0" with a fighter's frame. His hair spiked and black with eyes of light gray and electrical blue ends on his hair. He wears a black three piece suit with a dark blue collared tie, a tie, and black boots.

"This is Ryo Nazo Blackthorn, a Time Patroller and younger brother to Joshinari Blackthorn. Ryo works in the seven-star restaurant known as the Tori Dragon Palace (which is two blocks away from the Pixel Palace). Now it has expanded where all across the media, all around the multiverse, many pop in to have a drink. Sometimes, they share stories, and even secrets. Because—as we all know—what the bartender hears is confidential... isn't it?"

Episode 15 – The Sad State of Cartoon Network

So here I was tending the bar and it was just another shitty day. This time I was hosting a reunion for people who were on Cartoon Network shows. It should have been a good time, but it was really one of mourning. I don't blame them…the network's gone downhill. And there were plenty of people with a choice to say.

~Ben 10~

"I don't even have a problem with the reboot. It had good ideas, but the animation just…reeks of a lack of effort." Ben said as I poured him another grasshopper.

"My condolences…" I said flatly.

"I was trying to find side work…and a producer nearly tried to get me to crossdress to be the new She-Ra's stunt double." Ben said as I winced. "Yeah…"

~The Powerpuff Girls~

Blossom downed another shot of vodka.

"Fuck." She spat. "They said that the anime adaptation was bad…but I'd take that over the 2016 reboot."

"The anime only really suffered from being santized…which is weird considering it's an anime." Bubbles said. "That and the awful dub."

"I only watched it subbed for that reason. Sucks it ended up like that." I said pouring Buttercup, another drink.

She was already plastering.

"Fucking Allegro…I'm going to kill him…and I'll put that self-insert through a fucking wall." Buttercup said slurring before falling over.

For the toughest fighter, she's a total lightweight.

~KND~

"I'm just saying, you really want that reboot in this climate?" I asked them.

The five stared at me.

"I hate this decade." Numbuh 4 said.

The Teen Titans even showed up. No, not the Go versions of them, but most was still giving them the glares as if they were.

"Titans, what can I get you? And are your chibi selves coming?" I asked.

"No, they had the sense not to come." Raven said as the door was kicked open.

And in walks in Lion-o…from Thundercats Roar.

"Greeting fellow Cartoon Network castmates!"

Yeah, he was mauled. They jumped him. Everyone jumped him and beat the absolute shit out of them. The 2011 Thundercats cast, especially. I didn't stop them because this was free entertaining, Bugs Bunny offered to pay damages, and fuck that show.

"Carrot martini, Mr. Bunny?" I offered, giving him the drink. "On the house for the best."

"Why thank you, Ryo, you do treat me well." Bugs said with a snickered.

They dragged that CalArts looking piece of garbage out of the bar. They're still beating the shit out of him. But I don't blame them…not that matters considering that idiot's show didn't even make it past Season 1. But oh well…

You see a lot of strange things at the Tori Dragon, meet a lot of strange folks…so I've seen plenty here running the Tori. And that ain't no lie…swear to it.

(A/N: Cartoon Network really sucks right now…)