Cosmo and Wanda were floating above the dock, next to the Teleporter of Shame.
"Last time on Total Crossover Island," said Cosmo.
"20 campers arrived on Camp Wawanakwa, where they will spend the next eight weeks competing for two million dollars," said Wanda. "The teams were sorted out, and their first challenge was to go diving off a thousand-foot high cliff."
"Some of the campers got attacked by sharks," said Cosmo. "And a couple others were too scared to jump. So they had to wear chicken hats for the rest of the day."
"The Green Goats won the challenge, and Howie wished for a pizza party because he doesn't eat pork," he continued.
"Having lost the first challenge, the Pink Parrots were forced to vote someone off the island," said Wanda. "It was down to Jason and Fifi. Jason had knocked another contestant off the cliff against his will, while Fifi was caught going into the boys' dorm. In the end, it was Fifi who was sent off the island through a teleporter that Jimmy and Scarlett had built."
"What will today's challenge be? And who's going home tonight? Find out now on Total! Crossover! Island!" yelled Cosmo.
A light appeared inside an airplane, as Fifi found herself seated with a fastened seatbelt.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this flight is about to leave from Boston to Los Angeles. The flight time will be five and a half hours," said the pilot through the PA.
"Boston?" Fifi wondered to herself. "But I was in Canada a few minutes ago."
Later that night, a pair of yellow eyes began sneaking around in the dark. The intruder found their way into the Goats' boys' dorm, settling inside one of the beds, which were arranged in a circle.
Howie Hyena was peacefully sleeping, hugging his purple bat stuffed animal, Hug Bat.
"Psst... Howard..." a voice hissed in his ear.
"Was that you, Grammy?" Howie mumbled to himself.
"This is not your grandmother," whispered the voice. "It's me, the professor." Howie got startled and sat up in his bed. He was wearing a white T-shirt, and yellow boxer shorts with red polka dots.
"Don't scare me like that, professor big mouse!" warned Howie, quietly so nobody else could hear him. "And I thought you were supposed to be sleeping with the other Parrots."
"I was wondering if you would like to join my alliance," said Professor Ratigan, twiddling his thumbs. "Otherwise you will face serious consequences..."
"Uh... sure... but you still scare the life out of me," said Howie reluctantly.
The other Goats were still fast asleep. Jimmy was wearing red plaid boxer shorts. Discord was wearing a pink and white bathrobe. Tyler was wearing his tracksuit. And Boris was wearing green pajamas with a yellow collar, and red sandals.
CONFESSIONAL:
"We've got our first alliance, but it's between BOTH TEAMS!" announced Wanda.
"So much for the rivalry," sighed Cosmo.
Meanwhile, in the girls' side of the Goats' cabin, Chip was fast asleep, holding her cuddly toy, Potato. Now, Potato wasn't actually a stuffed animal, but a real-life mouse. She usually wore a pink sweater with a blue heart on it, and yellow pants. In her stuffed animal disguise, Potato would hide inside her sweater. Chip herself was wearing a white hooded and footed onesie with a gray pawprint pattern.
Sleeping across from her was Muffin, who was wearing a flamingo costume. Her eyes were wide open, and a little bloodshot because of the timezone difference between Brisbane and Ontario. She had barely slept at all over the last few days due to the flight connections.
Then there was Peppa, wearing a hot pink night gown. She had her headphones on, listening to the Bing Bong Song.
Scarlett was wearing a yellow night gown and a green blindfold.
Elena was wearing a purple night gown.
Meanwhile, inside the Parrots' cabin, Jason was seated in front of the fireplace, wearing his soccer uniform, which consisted of a red jersey with the number 9 on it and blue shorts. He turned up the volume on his cassette player, and listened to the song "Guilt (Hold Down)" by Fingertight.
"I went to sleep last night, wondering how I'd feel if I woke up tomorrow and you were almost here. If you could use your hands, what would you use them for? Would it be to strangle me because you just can't... Hold down, why don't you just be the wave that washes over me?"
Inside the boys' dorm upstairs, the other male Parrots were fast asleep. Spyro was wearing sunglasses and green buttoned pajamas. Ash Ketchum was wearing a black T-shirt and blue shorts, with Pikachu curled up next to him. Caillou was wearing red and yellow pajamas. And as for Professor Ratigan? He was wearing his usual attire when he left the dorm.
In the girls' dorm, Fluttershy had her mane curled back, as she was wearing a light green night gown. Staci was wearing hot pink pajamas. Dora was wearing a pink night down. And Lindsay was wearing a green tank top and shorts with a blue blindfold.
The next morning at breakfast, the Parrots took a seat at the tables closest to the entrance. Howie didn't remember where the Green Goats were supposed to sit, so he instead joined the Pink Parrots for breakfast that day.
"Good morning, Lindsay and Howard," said Professor Ratigan. "I successfully forced Howard to join our team."
"But how?" answered Lindsay. "I thought you weren't supposed to leave the bedroom in the middle of the night."
"Let me give you the rules for this alliance," explained the professor. "First of all, I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. And second"
"Breaking the rules will get me or Lindsay kicked out?" Howie interrupted.
"That is correct," said the professor. "Number three, I can borrow anyone's belongings without asking, but my belongings are strictly off-limits. Any questions?" No answer. "Meeting adjourned. And Howard, please go eat with your actual teammates."
CONFESSIONAL
Howie looked nervous as he looked around the outhouse. "I think the professor is a bad influence... he must be faking his politeness."
Just then, Cosmo and Wanda appeared out of nowhere. "Good morning, campers!" Cosmo greeted them. "I hope you had a good night's sleep."
Muffin fell headfirst into her plate of grits.
"When everyone is done eating breakfast, Cosmo and I will announce the next challenge!" said Wanda. "We'll meet at the stage as usual."
Soon afterwards, everyone gathered in the amphitheater as usual and took their seats. The Parrots were seated on the left, while the Goats were seated on the right.
Cosmo gave the wheel a nice spin, but his shirt got caught on the wheel. After a few seconds, stars began circling around Cosmo's head. "It's gonna be okay... I'm so tired..."
"One-on-one fights!"
CONFESSIONAL:
"I'm an expert at one-on-one fighting," said Spyro.
"I don't want to fight my mom," said Dora. "She might ground me."
"I don't want to fight my dad either," Caillou agreed with her. "He might ground me."
"Since nobody else here has their own Pokémon," said Ash. "Pikachu and I will sit out this game."
"The rules are simple," said Wanda. "One by one, each team will send one of their campers onto the stage and get into a fight."
"Can I borrow your wand?" asked Jason, who had dozed off earlier.
"NO! These wands are for fairies only," snapped Cosmo.
"Each team will choose five different players in a one-on-one duel," said Wanda. "The first team to win five matches wins immunity."
After a few minutes of deliberation, the teams chose their fighters.
The Parrots were represented by Dora, Spyro, Staci, Jason, and Caillou.
The Goats were represented by Muffin, Chip, Discord, Elena, and Boris.
CONFESSIONAL:
"At least I'm not fighting Discord," sighed Jason.
"And my mom isn't fighting me either," Dora agreed with him.
"OH NO," said Caillou.
"OH YES," said Boris.
For the first duel, Dora showed off against Muffin.
"I am a llama, eating a banana!" screamed Muffin as she turned into a llama.
CONFESSIONAL:
"One of my friends, Carl, is obsessed with llamas," said Jimmy. "One time, I managed to turn him into a llama for a while."
"My big brother is best friends with a llama named Paco," said Chip. "They like to go skateboarding together."
Dora's backpack began to sing, as a pointer arrow showed up in front of her.
"Hola! Dora needs help fighting Llama Muffin," said the backpack. "We need your help choosing an item to defeat her. Will this solve the problem?" The arrow pointed at a Volkswagen Beetle. "Will THIS solve the problem?" The arrow pointed at a lawn flamingo. "Así es, Muffin dijo que es la reina de los flamencos. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, delicioso."
Dora held up the garden flamenco that she pulled out of her backpack, as Muffin turned from a llama into her normal self. However, she was now wearing her flamingo costume!"
"INCOMING!" yelled Muffin as she rammed head-first into Dora, followed by her loyal army of flamingos right behind her.
"And Dora has been knocked out!" announced Cosmo. "Muffin wins round one!"
The second and third battles were almost immediately over. Chip was so scared of Spyro breathing fire that she stopped, dropped and rolled to make sure she was fine. After Wanda sprayed the stage with fire extinguisher, it turned out that Chip wasn't harmed after all.
Next was Staci vs. Discord. Staci kept chatting about her family history, until Discord yelled "Enough!" and snapped his fingers, causing her hair to fall out.
The fourth battle was between Jason and Elena.
"The Goats are up 2 to 1," said Cosmo. "If Dora's mom wins the challenge, the Goats will be safe for the night... again."
Unfortunately that was not the case, as Jason, who was lightning fast, snuck up behind Elena and pecked at her.
"Get off me, or you'll be grounded for life!" she warned him.
"This is the final battle..." said Wanda. "Both teams could still win this challenge. And it looks like..."
"Caillou and Boris, father and son," said Cosmo as father and son took the stage.
For some strange reason, Caillou was dancing and crying uncontrollably. "Uolliac and the Uolliac and the Uolliac and the Uolliac and the Uolliac, WAAAAAAAAH! Oh no my voice is now Jennifer, WAAAAAAAAH! Strayberry strayberry strayberry strayberry strayberry strayberry shitcake strayberry shitcake, WAAAAAAAAH!"
As for Boris, his skin had turned red and his mouth had become too wide to even fit on his face. "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! KAYLOO, HOW DARE YOU TURN INTO UOLLIAC. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR LIFE! GO TO THE CABIN RIGHT NOW!"
"WAAAAAAAAH!" sobbed Uolliac.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'LL DO NEXT? TO BE CONTINUED ON WAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Boris the Teeth Guy. Just then, Uolliac's body started to stretch to surreal proportions, as Boris fell off the stage.
Immediately afterwards, everyone turned back to normal.
CONFESSIONAL:
"Even THAT'S too chaotic for me," said Discord.
"And the Parrots have won their first challenge!" cheered Cosmo. "You guys get to have a fancy barbecue dinner in your cabin tonight."
"Goats, we'll see you at the campfire after dinner," Wanda told the other team.
Inside the Parrots' dining room, the team was treated to hot dogs and hamburgers with french fries and soda.
"THIS is Cosmo's definition of fancy?" said the professor after swallowing a bite of food.
"Don't be upset, professor," said Fluttershy. "Jason said this is his favorite food in the world."
Meanwhile, in the mess hall, the Green Goats were debating about whom to eliminate.
"Well, Muffin and Discord both put up a good fight," said Howie.
"I think each of us should vote at random," suggested Discord.
CONFESSIONAL:
"My vote was not an easy one," said Jimmy. "But I believe that you are a detriment to our team."
"It is highly improbable that any of our teammates were suddenly blessed with random superpowers," remarked Scarlett. "Nonetheless, I'm voting for someone useless."
At the campfire ceremony, the Goats took their seats on the stumps, as Cosmo and Wanda floated in front of them.
"Green Goats, welcome to your first elimination ceremony," said Wanda. "Nine of you will receive a marshmallow, meaning you will be safe for the night."
"And the loser will have to leave the island... forever," said Cosmo. "Let's get started."
"When I call your name, a marshmallow will appear out of thin air and land onto your lap..." said Wanda. "Discord, Muffin, Howie, Chip, Peppa, Jimmy, and Scarlett." Each of them received a marshmallow.
"With one vote, Tyler is safe," said Cosmo.
"Woohoo! Place at the table!" cheered Tyler.
"Boris and Elena," said Cosmo. "One of you is going to leave the island."
"You both were harassing your own children, even though they're on the other team," said Wanda. "And the final marshmallow goes to..." Boris clenched his fists, while Elena wiped her forehead. "Elena, you're safe." She received a marshmallow, which poofed into her hand.
CONFESSIONAL:
"I may have gone overboard with the Teeth Guy transformation," said Boris. "But if Caillou wins the series, we can finally afford to renovate our house."
At the dock, Boris stood on the Teleporter of Shame.
"Let's get this over with," he told Cosmo and Wanda. They pressed a button as Boris faded out of sight.
"And that concludes our second episode," said Wanda.
"We'll see you again for an even more insane challenge," smiled Cosmo.
Team 1: Pink Parrots
Spyro, Jason, Ratigan, Ash, Caillou
Fluttershy, Lindsay, Staci, Dora
Team 2: Green Goats
Discord, Howie, Tyler, Jimmy
Muffin, Chip, Peppa, Scarlett, Elena
Elimination order:
1: Fifi (Parrots)
2: Boris (Goats)