Police officers asked," where were you last night from 5 to 7?" and Kurt said, " I was home with my dad."
The police officer said, "can anyone verify that?" and Kurt said, "my friend Rachel and her two dads."
Burt arrived home at the same time Sue entered the driveway.
Sue said to the police officer," I told you I had Kurt's phone in my office when Kevin Green texted Kurt. Kurt did not receive a text from magic earing Ken. Besides there is no way that Kurt, sweet angelic peace love and rainbow Kurt Hummel, would do more than sassy comebacks and sometimes much-needed fashion advice."
Burt said," I may not be in love with the way she put that but that is right and you shouldn't be questioning my son without his parent." The cop said, " there are just a few more questions and I need the names of Rachels' dads. Is there any one Kurt knows who might want to hurt Kevin Green?" Kurt said, "maybe Dave Karofsky and Azmio Adams and I don't know anyone else ". "I do", said Sue, "Principle Figgins, everyone on the McKinley football, team besides Finn Hudson, Arnie Abrams, and Sam Evans. Also, I think that Amy Wilson might know something too because last year she thought she and Kevin were McKinley 's it odd couple only to find out that the man of her dreams had a man of his dreams. She spent more time crying over the green elf prince in the little girl's room then she did in class."
"Why would most of the football team want to hurt Kevin Green?" asked that police officer." I don't know" said coach Sylvester," and coach Shannon Beast can explain it to you. She is very good at understanding the teenage boy's locker room pissing fights," said the cheerleading coach.
When the police left, Kurt asked Sue why she thought principle Figgins would want to hurt Kevin. She said she didn't think he would, she just wanted him in jail or at least to go through the humiliation of being interrogated by the police.
A few hours later Kurt was having dinner with his family. "Does someone want to explain what's going on? I get a call from Kurt's old cheerleading coach at work and she said she gave my son's phone to the police over some text he didn't get. How does she know you didn't get it and why does she have your phone in the first place? "
"I dropped my phone" said Kurt." You dropped your phone?" asked Bert.
"Someone pushed it out of my hand" said Kurt. Burt said angrily, "who pushed the phone out of your hand?"
Kurt said" it doesn't matter"." Yes, it does," Bert said. Finn said "either you tell him who it was or I will tell him who I think it was". Kurt said" his name is David Karofsky" " I never got a text from Kevin, I did not know that he wanted to meet me or why he wanted to meet me."
Kurt asked Finn, "what is going on with the football team and why do they have a problem with Kevin Green?" " I'm not really sure" said Finn," last year nobody really noticed him, nobody messed with him, he didn't try out for the football team or show any interest in glee. When he was asked why he joined the football team even though he never even had been to a game Kevin said it was because of a cheerleader."
"Dave and Azimio's problem is that Kevin befriended them before the first game but after the first game he called them narrowminded homophobic jerks. Then Arnie and Kevin went on double date with Santana and Brittany and Kevin didn't try to be more than friends with Santana but was still talking about joining the glee club. They figured out which cheerleader Kevin had a crush on. David and Adams, wanted him off the team. I don't know what's going on with Mike and Kevin. One minute Mike is acting like Kevin's friend and the next minute he's not. Puck likes giving Kevin a hard time and Kevin is just too sensitive." Kurt asked, "what about the fight before the duets competition? Why wasn't Puck allowed to enter the duet competition and Kevin was not allowed to try out for glee till after the competition?"
" I was still on the field," said Finn," so I did not see the fight in the locker room. Puck told me he said to Mike that he and Santana were going to win the glee club duet competition. Kevin said he should enter the duet competition because he would win. Puck said that Kurt was the only one left without a partner. He said he wasn't badass enough to sing with Kurt, so Kevin could not be badass enough to sing with Kurt either. Kelvin said he would happily sing with Kurt. Puck asked him if he liked Kurt, Kevin said he is better than you, the narrowminded imitation bad boy. Then Kevin pushed Puck, and Puck pushed Kevin and Kevin hit him in the face. Karofsky said, are you fighting or flirting? Then he and Kevin and Dave fought. Mike told me he suggested to Kevin that he should join the glee club because Kurt needed a duet partner. Puck said Kevin should not enter the duet competition because no one is going to beat him and Santana, besides Green was too much of a wimp to sing with Kurt. Kevin said I'm not a wimp, I would happily sing with Kurt. Puck asked Kevin if he liked Kurt. Kevin said he is better than you, the narrowminded dumb ass , Puck pushed Kevin and Kevin pushed Puck back. Then Dave said, stop whining girly boy and then Dave, Kevin and Puck fought. Couch Best came in and broke up the fight and took everyone to her office and they were banned from the next game. Kevin was not allowed to try out for the glee club until the last day of competition and was not allowed to participate. I do not know who to between Kevin and me."believe. Usually I just believe Puck but I do not believe Puck because he lied About Quinn and he tried to get Kevin to leave during mash ups. I thought I knew Mike well eventhough he doesn't like to talk about himself and says I just came here to dance. But I'm not so sure because he's hiding som'ething. I heard him threaten to kick Kevin's ass. I asked him why and he said it's between Kevin and me." .