Chapter 1
They're gonna drive us crazy.
( laughing in distance )
oh!
- ( sighs )
( both laughing )
- Look at him, Connor!
- ( sighs )
Connor:
I 'm looking
at her, Hayden.
Sitting up there
being gorgeous.
Looking for someone
to rescue.
She should so
be rescuing us.
What's wrong?
- with this picture?
- Well, all these articles say
we've been way
too available.
We need to be
more coy.
We are so coy,
She barely knows we exist.
okay.
Rachel pop quiz!
Favorite song,
favorite food,
favorite drink?
Go, go, go.
Hayden:
Weezer's "Island in the Sun,"
um, Dr. Pepper, oranges?
Very nice.
I'm trying to read.
Fine, then the least
you can do is read me the latest
on girl-bagging technology.
oh, okay, this one is called
"Fluff and Retreat."
"Fluffhis ego
"then walk away.
"Not only is she left
wanting more,
but she's under the impression
that it's her idea."
Connor:
Nice.
( chuckles )
That's really cool.
Hayden:
Connor, do you realize
that summer's almost over,
and you haven't gone
in the water once?
once would be
way too many times.
Mm. Excuse me.
Connor:
Do you realize we've got
less than five days
till you
have to move?
I don't want you moving
halfway around the world.
Hayden:
Connor, you're such a ruiner!
I'd gone, like, a halfhour
without thinking about it.
Connor:
Hayden, I'm sorry, but...
Hayden:
Besides,
I haven't kissed Rachel yet.
So I'm not going anywhere.
Boy:
Whoo!
Hayden:
Incoming.
Connor:
oh.
Hayden:
Hello, hottie.
It's Rachel
Connor:
Hayds, did you order
a sand... witch?
Hayden:
Cecilia's back
from camp.
Connor:
Don't worry. He
won't fall for yuck.
He's way too
smart for that.
Rachel:
Hey, Cameron.
Cameron:
Hey!
Connor:
He could poke an eye out with those muscules.
Hayden:
We just... we have to decode
her body language.
- Look, it's fine.
I mean, if
she's into him,
she'll shake her hair,
stretch her arms
- and flutter those eyes.
Connor:
Wha-What was that?
Fingers. That was fingers
through the hair.
I mean, technically,
that wasn't shaking.
Right?
Please, gods of love,
no shake,
no stretch,
no flutter, no...
( both muttering )
( both gasp )
- ( screaming )
Rachel:
You guys okay?
Connor:
- Yeah, we're fine, thanks.
Hayden:
- Yeah, fine.
- Thanks.
- We're good.
( boy laughs )
( chuckles )
Cameron:
Baby-sit much?
( boys laugh )
Connor:
I can't take it anymore.
As long as she doesn't
flip her sunglasses
up and down, we're fine.
Hayden:
Hey, Rach, think fast!
I can't look anymore.
Connor:
What? Did he flip them?
Hayden:
You know, it's
really sunny out.
Connor:
- It doesn't count.
Hayden:
- Yeah.
Connor:
Say something.
Cameron:
You're never gonna get a tan
wearing all those clothes.
or skin cancer.
Hayden:
Please, we don't
even smoke.
Cameron:
- Mm-hmm.
Such losers.
Connor:
The perfect end
to a perfect day.
Bridget:
Connor! Hayden!
We need your help!
( groans )
Connor:
Hey. What?
Bridget (Connor's Grandmother):
oh, we've decided
to fire Raymond.
Both Boys:
- What?!.
- What?!.
Bridget:
Mm.
Max (Connors Grandfather):
You should've seen your faces!
Connor:
That is so not funny.
Bridget:
oh, you boys-
you're too wound up.
Help bring in
the "Last Splash"
decorations, please.
Weatherman says
a big storm's coming.
We'll put them up
again after it clears.
Max
Rachel will still be there
when you're done.
Connor:
- Grandpa! :D
So you'll come back
after dinner, right?
We can hang out
in the rec room...
Hayden:
No, I have other plans.
Connor:
What?!.
But you-you promised...
Hayden:
God, chillax.
Your grandma's right.
Connor:
- But Hayden, I'm...
- ( both gasp )
- Sorry!
Hayden:
- Geez, Lyn.
Lyn (Caretaker):
"M" or "W"?
( chuckling )
Hayden:
Right, nice to see you, too.
Lyn:
"W"...
Connor & Hayden Whispering:
She knows what you did
last summer.
( both laughing )
Down!
( thunder crashes in distance )