Episode 1: Welcome to HELL!:
The episode starts with Giratina summoning a black portal
Giratina: Muhahahaha! Finally! They're ready…they shall be my contestants of my reality show! And my show will be a million times better than that stupid Glove headed freak!
The portal opens up, and the 30 contestants come out
Phantump: W-where…am I…I'm…not supposed to be here…what's…going on?
Giratina: Welcome…To the spookfest!
Giratina laughs Evilly
Shuppet: Sounds lame, I've a better title: Welcome to hell!
Giratina: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MIDGET!
Shuppet scuffs
Shuppet: Pff, touché.
Rotom laughs
Rotom: Sounds like you're having some anger issues, let me fix that!
Rotom grabs a marker and draws on Giratina's face
Giratina: AGH! WHAT THE HELL?!
Rotom Snickers
Rotom: Hahaha! Look at your face! It looks so goofy!
Giratina: Grrrr…
Dhelmise: Yar har! Hello, mateys! Are you ready to find some treasure?
Flutter Mane: Sounds…lame.
Dhelmise frowns
Misdreavus: OMG! Hi there! You…look exactly like me!
Misdreavus giggles shyly
Flutter Mane: Hmph, you do seem like a person I could trust, but as for the rest of it…meh.
Poltchageist: Yuck! This place stinks! I need to clean this up right this instant!
Poltchageist grabs her small stick and removes all of the moss and bacteria, and the place was clean again
Poltchageist: There! I made the place squeaky clean!
Giratina: Hmm…this place seems clean again…that's nice, but ask permission next time.
Poltchageist: Of course!
Poltchageist leaves and stands near the other 29 contestants
Sableye: Hehehe, got any gems?
Corsola sighs
Corsola: Please…leave me alone…
Greavard: Woof, Woof, Woof.
The Audience claps for Greavard
Giratina: Hold the fucking phone.
Galarian Yamask held the phone
Giratina: Thank you, anyway, since when did we have an audience?
Shuppet: "Since when did we have an audience?", we already have one!
Giratina turns his back to Shuppet and obliterated him
Poltchageist: Eep! More dust!
Poltchageist then grabs a dustpan
Cosmog: Yeesh, neat freak.
Drifloon: Woah! That was so chill, I want to get obliterated as well!
Litwick: Dude, I hate to break it to you, but your fucking annoying!
Drifloon: Well then…
Golett stood there, like a pure statue
Gastly: Alright, who invited this clown?
Giratina looks nervously
Giratina: Uhhh, don't look at me, it wasn't my fault for bringing him here…
Mimikyu: I-
Mankey punches Mimikyu
Mankey: Shut up shut up shut up! This anger makes me want to fucking kill mysel-
Snorunt gets the chills
Snorunt: U-u-Uh…I…um…
Snorunt (In her mind): Okay Snorunt! Keep it cool, and carry on.
Pumpkaboo: Hello everyone, I'm Pumpkaboo! Nice to meet all of you.
Zorua looks confused, She doesn't seem to understand
Pumpkaboo: Oh, right, you can't talk, I…forgot about that.
Zorua nods, and rolls around
Pumpkaboo: Naw…that's cute.
Then, Sandygast approached them and was behind them, and then…
Sandygast: OOGEDIE BOOGEDIE!
Pumpkaboo and Zorua awkwardly stare at him, And they started to laugh, Sandygast seemed confused
Sandygast: What's so funny?
Pumpkaboo: You!
Pumpkaboo & Zorua laughed, and Sandygast seemed pissed off
Sandygast: Hmph…
Sandygast walks away, annoyed, and stands there, very mad, Gastly noticed this
Gastly: Hm, probably having problems scaring people, eh? Well, I teach you how to be scary! And mean! Just like me!
Sandygast: Fine, only because you actually trust me.
Gastly grabs a chalkboard and a small learning stick
Gastly: Step one: which is to sneak up from behind with no sounds, which was great! Step two: is to not let them notice you, and Step three: Make a very scary face!
Sandygast: Ah, I see now, thank you for teaching me the ways.
Sandygast becomes a pile of sand and then sinks down to a small bit of sand and goes up to Galarian Yamask and tries to scare him, but Galarian Yamask sees him already
Galarian Yamask: Oh, hello there, Sandygast!
Sandygast groans and shows himself
Sandygast: What do you want, pipsqueak?
Galarian Yamask: Well, I wanted to say hi! And also, have you met my cousin?
Sandygast: Uh…no, I don't think I will…
Sandygast walks away and then stumbles onto Spiritomb
Spiritomb: Muhahaha…break my rock, and I shall be FREE from this hell!
Sandygast sweats
Sandygast: On second thought…maybe I will.
Sandygast leaves with Galarian Yamask
Spiritomb: Grrrr…Asshole!
Sandygast and Galarian Yamask walk together to Galarian Yamask's cousin
Galarian Yamask: Hello there cousin!
Yamask: My…my human body…it…it is gone…
Yamask sobs
Galarian Yamask: Don't worry, she just misses her old body, I do too, but I'm gone over it!
Sandygast: Then why do you have a purple tear on your eye?
Galarian Yamask: Dunno, must've been stuck when I was reincarnated.
Sandygast: Ah, I see.
Galarian Yamask: And there's some others that aren't ghosts, like Rowlett, Cosmog & Cubone.
Cubone: I miss my mommy…
Rowlet: I hate Mondays.
Then a mouse squeaked, and Rowlet saw it
Rowlet: Hmmm! Mice, my favorite.
Rowlet chases the mouse and then grabs it, and swallowed it whole, and he burps
Rowlet: Delicious…
Poltchageist: Eep! A mess! I must clean it!
Poltchageist grabs a dishcloth, and she then cleans the blood on the floor from the mice
Poltchageist: There! All clean again!
Galarian Yamask: Yeah, she can be a bit…you know what I'm talking about.
Sandygast nods and goes to Cosmog
Sandygast: So what are you based on?
Cosmog: Oh, me? I'm from the cosmic stars and smog, and that's how I was formed, and I got my name from!
Sandygast: I see…
Galarian Yamask: Hold on, there's a few more that need some screen time.
Galarian Yamask grabs Duskull, Dreepy, Sinistea & Oricorio and takes them to Sandygast
Duskull: Um…what am I doing here exactly? Snort
Oricorio: Yeah! I was just doing some sensu-stuff for the festival!
Galarian Yamask: Well, it's to show some screen time for the viewers!
Dreepy: Eep!
Dreepy covers her eyes, and she gets scared because she is very timid, and also camera shy, and Sinistea giggles
Sinistea: I love seeing people scared because then…BOO!
Dreepy: AAAAAH!
Sinistea scares the crap out of Dreepy, and Dreepy left right away
Sinistea: Hahahaha! That was so funny!
Duskull: but….um…what now?
The rest already left, and Duskull sighed
Duskull: Sigh…
Then Giratina grabs a megaphone and speaks with it
Giratina: Alright, everyone! Can I have your attention!
All of the 29 look at Giratina
Phantump: W…what's going on…
Giratina: Well the 1st challenge, you idiot, anyway, you 29…wait, oh right, i killed Shuppet, hold on.
Giratina recovers Shuppet
Shuppet: Ugh…couldn't you have done it earlier?
Giratina: Look, it's either you dying again, or making you not recover for a while.
Shuppet: Fine…
Giratina: Anyway, 1st challenge is just the basic forming teams, 5 teams of 6, by the way, but the worst name will lose, anyway, you guys leave me alone, as I'm going to watch some murder happening outside of this sewer, if your team is done, just knock on the door, i'll see you guys later and such, blah blah blah.
Giratina leaves to his special room where they usually watch the outside world, afterwards, Mimikyu approached Corsola
Mimikyu: Hey…um…Corsola…could we…team together?
Corsola: Not like it matters…
Mimikyu: I guess I'll take that as a yes.
Corsola: Whatever…
Dhelmise looked at them
Dhelmise: Yar har! I need to get some scallywags that fit the team with power! Yo ho ho!
Dhelmise then spots Dreepy, and goes up to her
Dreepy: AH!
Dreepy gets frightened by the looks of Dhelmise
Dhelmise: Yar, no need to be afraid! You'll be my co-worker on this team, Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk!
Dreepy: Um…o-okay, I…I guess I can…
Dreepy scaredly laughs
Dhelmise: So, can you grab some land lovers? Why don't ya!
Dreepy: O-oh…um…a-alright, I…I'm fine with that…
Dreepy swiftly goes to a few people, And Litwick saw this, and he needed to grab some people, then Litwick went up to Pumpkaboo
Litwick: Heh, hey, dude.
Pumpkaboo: Ah! Where the heck did you even come from?
Litwick: From your Mom's house.
Litwick Laughs weirdly
Pumpkaboo: Haha, real funny, anyway, what do you want?
Litwick: Want to team up together?
Pumpkaboo: No, since you're too weird for me.
Pumpkaboo leaves, but then Litwick grabs a pumpkin
Litwick: Oh yeah? I've got your favorite Halloween decoration! A pumpkin.
Pumpkaboo turns around and gets excited
Pumpkaboo: Pumpkins?! Halloween!?
Pumpkaboo grabs the pumpkin, and she smiles, showing her cute little fangs
Pumpkaboo: Okay, you've got yourself a deal!
Litwick: Based.
Phantump just wandering around
Phantump: I…shouldn't be here…I'm…supposed to be just a regular trainer, waiting for someone to battle me…
Phantump looks around, and accidentally bumps into Cubone
Cubone: Ow!
Cubone fell on the floor and hit her own mother's skull, cracking it, Phantump was shocked, and was panicking
Phantump (In his mind): Oh no…what did I do! She's probably going to yell at me..
Cubone: That…hurt…
Phantump: Huh?
Cubone: Oh, I didn't…see you there.
Phantump: I-i'm so sorry for hurting your skull! I-
Cubone sighs
Cubone: It's okay…
Phantump: W-wait, are you…not going to be mad at me?
Cubone shakes her head
Cubone: No…I do miss my mom…
Phantump: W-well, i…i think we could…you knowww…team up?
Cubone: I..guess that could be fine.
Phantump: S-so…um what now? We have nowhere to go…and we…don't have any people to pick from…since we don't know any of those people…
Drifloon: La la la la la, I love spinning around! La la la la la!
Cubone & Phantump look at eachother, and then they grin
Phantump: Maybe them?
Cubone: Good idea.
Cubone & Phantump go to Drifloon, meanwhile, The two puppers met together
Greavard: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Zorua seems to understand Greavard, and they decided to join forces and meanwhile with Cubone & Phantump, they went to Drifloon, asking if he could join the team
Drifloon: Soooooo…your saying I can join the team? I guess i could do that, i may be crazy or looney, but this balloon will do at least something, Weeee!~
Drifloon spins away
Phantump: I…um…that was weird…
Then, Zorua & Greavard go to Phantump & Cubone
Phantump: Hm? Oh, it's the dogs, that's interesting, what are you guys up to?
Greavard: Woof, Woof, Woof.
Zorua then grabs a paper, and holds it with her that they want to join their team
Cubone: Uhhh, Sure? I guess?
Phantump: Well, at least we are nearly done with forming our team…heh…heh…
Phantump seems a bit sad, meanwhile Sableye seems to be scheming something up
Sableye: Hehehehe, it's time for me to grab all my hidden gems!
Sableye's eyes began to gleam in mischief, as he grabs Golett, then Yamask
Yamask: Ah! L-leave my mask alone!
Yamask cried, Sableye also Snatches Rowlet
Rowlet: Meh, I'm fine with this since I'm a lazy owl after all.
Gastly: ROWLET YOU LAZY OWL.
Sandygast then goes to Gastly
Sandygast: Hey…um…Gastly, do you wanna…form together, I mean, you did try to help me scare off people.
Gastly: Hm? Oh yeah, sure, it's perfect, us, the dangerous duo!
Gastly laughs evilly, but then coughs, and he inhaled some sand from Sandygast, Poltchageist saw this, and hit him with her small stick
Gastly: Ow!
The sand that was stuck in Gastly went out of his throat, and spits it out
Gastly: Thanks, but also fuck you!
Poltchageist: No Problem, but also shut it!
Poltchageist leaves
Gastly: Anywho, yes, i would like to team up.
Sandygast: Good, let's add the other duo in.
Gastly: Well, who exactly are you talking about? The Crazy fanatic and Weird Candle, or Spooky Pikaclone and Dead Coral.
Sandygast: Hm…let's go for the Dead Coral & Spooky Pikaclone, since they are better than the other 2.
Pumpkaboo: Hey!
Litwick: BITCH!
Gastly: Good choice, since I heard Mimikyu is creepy if you bullied her too much.
Gastly & Sandygast goes to Mimikyu and Corsola
Sandygast: What's up my Alolan friend, what are you up to?
Mimikyu: Finding members, i-i mean, we are just a team of 2 for now…
Gastly: Well, how about us spooky spirits join your team of 2, then us 4 will become an amazing quartet!
Corsola: Whatever…
Meanwhile, Dreepy was looking for some recruitments, and found 2 of them, Rotom & Oricorio
Dreepy: H-hey…um…can i ask you guys a…f-favor?
Rotom: A favor? Alright!
Oricorio: Okay then, what is it exactly?
Dreepy: W-well, w-would you like to…
Dreepy gulps
Dreepy: J-join me and…Dhelmise on…o-our team?
Rotom: Aw heck yeah! I'm definitely in!
Oricorio: I'm fine with that.
Dreepy: O-okay…i'm…G-glad you said t-that answer…L-let's head back…
Rotom: Okay, sounds good Dragon dart.
Dreepy Shivers
Dreepy: P-please don't call me that…
Dhelmise & Dreepy come back together with 2 new members
Dhelmise: Yar har! I knew you could do it, land lover! I also brought some of me crew members here!
Mankey: Hrmmmm…
Spiritomb: Huhuhahahahaha!
Dreepy: Eep!
Dreepy gets scared, and hides behind Dhelmise
Dhelmise: Don't worry matey! I'll protect ya!
Dreepy: T-thanks…
Meanwhile, Litwick & Pumpkaboo we're searching for some members
Pumpkaboo: So um…where are going to find some members, small boy?
Litwick: 1stly, shut it, you're also average size, and 2ndly, we just gotta jiggle jiggle, or just, talk it out?
Pumpkaboo: And what is the jiggle jiggle?
Litwick: Watch this.
Litwick goes to Flutter Mane
Litwick: OOGA BOOGA WIGGLE WIGGLE?
Flutter Mane: wot.
Misdreavus: Wait, I think I understand! It's a weird language!
Flutter Mane: I don't get what you mean, but okay?
Misdreavus: But yeah! We would like to join your team!
Flutter Mane: Oh, that's what you're talking about? I guess I could join, since my friend approved, and you're not going to regret it.
Litwick: Based.
Pumpkaboo: Um…okay then, glad we got 2 new members.
Sableye was still sneaking around
Sableye: Hehehehe, MORE hidden gems!
Sableye grabs Galarian Yamask & Cosmog
Cosmog: Waaaa!~ What's going on!
Sableye: Gems…GREAT TREASURE!
Galarian Yamask: Um…I'm not much of a treasure, I'm an ancient artifact, but thanks, I guess.
Meanwhile, Shuppet was floating around, and doing nothing, and then Shuppet stares on the quartet of Gastly, Mimikyu, Sandygast & Corsola, and he goes over there
Shuppet: Hello fools! Am I allowed to join this wonderful team?
Sandygast: Meh, I guess so.
Shuppet: Yes! Oh, and also, Giratina smells!
Giratina heard that, and opens the door
Giratina: W̶̿͑H̷̊͝A̵̵͛͛͝T̷̔ DI̷͙̕D̸̀͜ ̷͌͛Y̷̿̔OU SÄ̵́̋Y !?̷!
Shuppet Sweats
Shuppet: Um…nothing…
Giratina: Good…
Giratina slams the door closed
Shuppet: Phew…a close call.
Snorunt looks at them too
Snorunt (In her mind): Okay Snorunt, you got this! You just have to ask if you could join the team, and that's it.
Snorunt approaches them, also she is shivering
Snorunt: U-uh, hey guys! Can I join your guys' team?
Corsola: I don't care…
Sandygast: That's fine by me, our team would now be finished as well.
Snorunt: Phew…
Snorunt (In her mind): That was close…
Meanwhile, Poltchageist was looking for bacteria anywhere, when she bumped into Misdreavus
Misdreavus: Oop!-
Poltchageist: Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there Misdreavus.
Flutter Mane turns around, and her eyes turn red
Flutter Mane: You dare to hurt my friend!?
Misdreavus: Wait, Flutter Mane, don't! S-she just wants to join our team!
She giggled nervously, as she was shy, Flutter Mane stares angrily, but then her eyes turn normal
Flutter Mane: Fine…but if she hurts you, she shall pay.
Poltchageist gulps, then Sinistea came by as well
Sinistea: Peekaboo!
Misdreavus: Eeeee!~ Hello Sinistea!
Misdreavus was very happy to see Sinistea
Sinistea: Can I please join your team? I don't want to be in a team full of…um, young children.
Misdreavus: Sure!
Sinistea joins their team, however, Poltchageist gulps
Poltchageist: Ugh…my opposite is on my team…
Litwick: Based, we're now full.
Drifloon: Hold on, who is left?
Cubone: Uh oh…i know who it is…
Duskull goes to Phantump, Cubone, Drifloon, Greavard & Zorua
Duskull: Hello everyone, I'm here! Snort
The 5 of them walk back, and Duskull frowns
Duskull: Gosh, just because i'm a geeeeek, doesssn't mean that this lissssp, of talking, then you shouldn't just back away.
Giratina goes out of the door
Litwick: Heh, found any hot chicks around?
Giratina: Not really, only just some humans and pokemon walking around, anyway, I see the teams are full, now time for the team naming.
Dhelmise: I guess we'll go 1st! Our name shall be the Fumbling Demises! Just for fun, and it would have a replication of my name! Yarrrr!
Giratina: Okay, decent enough I guess, 6/10.
Greavard: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Drifloon: Greavard's right, our team must be a good pun joke.
Drifloon then had an idea
Drifloon: Oh! I know, Kid-nappers!
They all went Silent, Phantump was having PTSD from hearing the word, Kid, he started to stress out, but Zorua came in time, and cuddled with him, to make sure that he doesn't get PTSD
Phantump: I…um..thanks…
Phantump also seems to cuddle Zorua, because it was cute
Giratina: Heh…
Giratina laughs
Giratina: That's a good pun, 9/10.
Mimikyu: So…um…what now?
Gastly: You know what we should name our team, The Growling Spirits!
Gastly laughs evilly
Shuppet: Perfect for us! Since we are mean! Rwar!~
Giratina: That's…eh, 4/10.
Misdreavus: Hey guys…um…i…forgot my team name idea…
Litwick thinks, and then he gains an idea, as he gasps, and Slams Sinistea angrily
Litwick: I got it.
Poltchageist: Eep! It's garbage on the floor!
Poltchageist grabs a dustpan, and grabs the shattered glass of Sinistea
Flutter Mane: Neat freak…
Litwick: How about something hot, The Flaming Chandeliers!
Pumpkaboo: I think we should go for that, do you guys agree?
All four of them nodded
Pumpkaboo: Alright, that settles things, we're naming ourselves, the Flaming Chandeliers!
Giratina: I like it, it fits the vibe of your team, 7/10.
Sableye: Yes…now that I have everyone, my Hidden Gems are complete, and that's our team name!
Giratina didn't say anything
Giratina: 2…out of 10…
Cosmog: A two out of- What?!
Rowlet: Meh, could've been worse.
Galarian Yamask: Could've been worse? Could've been worse!? We got the lowest score!
Golett just stands there, menacingly
Galarian Yamask: But…you know what that means, right?
Rowlet: Not really, and personally, I don't want to hear it.
Yamask: It means…
Yamask sobbed
Yamask: We're up for elimination!
Yamask cries
Giratina: Yep, well viewers, The Hidden Gems are the 1st team up for elimination, vote for Sableye, Galarian Yamask, Rowlet, Golett, Yamask or Cosmog to be saved, eliminated, or to give a prize to, you guys have 36 hours to vote, and the next episode should release in 3 days from now on, of course, see ya later nerds.
Shuppet: Hah! Just like you!
Shuppet was laughing, but Giratina obliterates Shuppet, killing him
Giratina: God, I hate that stupid bastard.
Ending
Misdreavus: So, Flutter Maney? What do you think of this place? Is this pretty?
Flutter Mane: Meh, it's okay at best, and besides, it could've been worse, of course, but i think I'm going to get used to it.
Misdreavus nods
Misdreavus: Me too! And I'm glad of that!
Then, it fades to black, as the episode has ended