Episode 19: Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs? You want it?:
The episode starts off where we left off, Gourgeist & Cofagrigus were going in Slugma's fried food & Burgers
Slugma: Welcome to my fast food chain. What can I getcha?
Cofagrigus: Hello, can I get a number 21 with extra cheese? Alongside a matcha Milkshake?
Slugma: Okay, and would you also like to order anything, madam?
Gourgeist: Uhhh…yeah, can i have a cheese patty, but replace the mustard with ketchup, and i would also like…spicy fries and a Magmashake.
Slugma: Alright, your total is $10.59.
Cofagrigus grabs her credit card and pays for the food, and they sit down on a table
Cofagrigus: I hope the food is good here because I've never tried it at all.
Gourgeist: Oh, trust me, it's gonna be good, I've been here before, and I love the food, trust me, it's completely heaven-like.
Gourgeist then looks at 3 people sleeping on a table
Gourgeist: Hold on, who are those guys?
Cofagrigus: Who?
Gourgeist: Those guys!
Gourgeist points at the 3 sleepyheads, and those were Lokix, Ceruledge & the Season 7 winner; Arboliva, they slept by accident
Gourgeist: Hey Sleepyheads! Wake up!
Gourgeist snaps her fingers to wake them up, but to no avail
Gourgeist: Gosh damn it Happen Narrator, you are such a meanie!
Look, i can't make this up, i'm just my own personal character made for the memes, so not my fault for being mean
Gourgeist: FUCKING TOUCHE!
Touche my ass
Seriously you guys, you have to make me do this, LITERALLY
Oh, i'm sorry man, i didn't know that you were here as well, i'm sorry dude
Ugh, it's fine, but just continue it, or i'll have to take over
Okay…I guess I will…
Good
Oh goodie, now i have to come in, The Narrator of the happen Narrator leaves the studio, and i do as well
Thank god they're gone, those guys are annoying, anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program, Gourgeist looked a bit pissed off
Gourgeist: Okay, at this point, you are ticking me off.
Cofagrigus: Shhh! Our food is coming.
Gourgeist then sat down on the seat, as the food was coming, and it looked actually pretty good!
Slugma: Here's your food, feel free to ask me anything if there's a mistake.
Cofagrigus: Alright, thanks.
Cofagrigus grabs her big grill patty deluxe with extra cheese and started to eat it
Cofagrigus: Holy shit, this actually tastes good, who knew that this food is great!
Gourgeist: I know right! It's amazing!
Cofagrigus began to drink the matcha milkshake, and her eyes turn green for a second, and they explode, and her regular eyes turn back
Cofagrigus: DAAAAAMN! This shit is great! I'm leaving a 5 star review!
Cofagrigus grabs her phone, and started to write a big 5 star review while Gourgeist was eating her own food, there were no reviews on it, yet, so this is the 1st time this restaurant gets a review
Cofagrigus: And…sent!
Gourgeist: Hm? What did you send?
Cofagrigus: Oh, just a review.
Gourgeist: How many stars did you give it?
Cofagrigus: 5 stars, this food is really amazing!
Gourgeist: I agree.
Cofagrigus then took another bite from her burger, and it felt like heaven
Cofagrigus: Hmmm~...the texture, the taste, everything about this place is good! How come no one has placed a review?
Gourgeist: I dunno.
Then, Ceruledge woke up
Ceruledge: Whuh…what happened? What time is it?
Gourgeist: Finally, you decided to wake up.
Cofagrigus: It's um…8:13 AM.
Ceruledge: UH OH!
Ceruledge then shakes Arboliva & Lokix awake
Ceruledge: Wake up you guys! We're late! We're late!
Arboliva: Hmmm…
Lokix: Wha…what time is it?...
Ceruledge: 8:13 AM, those girls told me what time it was.
Lokix: OH SHOOT! We need to hurry up!
Lokix then had a weird feeling
Lokix: And is…someone getting a weird feeling in their head? Or is it just me…
Ceruledge: Must be you then, let's just go!
Arboliva then yawns, as she woke up
Arboliva: Oh…good morning dears…how are you doing?…
Lokix: Okay, I guess, but we have to go, otherwise, we'll miss the all-stars season!
Arboliva: Alright then dear…let's go…
Lokix, Ceruledge & Arboliva then left the burger shop
Gourgeist: Hold on, did you just hear that?
Cofagrigus: Yeah, I did. Did you hear something about an all-stars season, huh?
Gourgeist nods
Gourgeist: I heard that too, but…that sounds AMAZING!
Cofagrigus: I know, right! It's exciting to meet new people.
Gourgeist: Sooooo…do you wanna finish our food and then go back?
Cofagrigus: Okay, sounds like a plan.
Around 5 minutes later, they finish their meals, Cofagrigus took her Matcha Milkshake with her, as they both left the fast food chain
Cofagrigus: That was the best burger I've ever had! I should come back here more often!
Gourgeist: Indeed!
While Cofagrigus and Gourgeist were walking back, Mimikyu & Chandelure were watching the sun
Chandelure: Ahhhh…this moment is very good, just you, me, and the sun.
Sun: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
Chandelure: No! We can't tell us what to do! We have our own colors, and my father is the CEO of Roblox, and can make you pregnant!
And thus, Uranus was born
Mimikyu: Hold up, Pause, why did you do this joke?
Well, Uranus is just smaller than the sun, so that's why
Mimikyu & Chandelure think about the joke, Mimikyu still didn't understand it, but Chandelure then did
Chandelure: Oooooooooh, because Neptune had sex with Saturn-
Then, it cuts down to the eliminated contestants, Sableye plays a harmonica, Marowak & Trevenant seem annoyed
Trevenant: SHUT UP SABLEYE! YOUR HURTING MY EARS!
Sableye: Heh…sorry, it just gets boring in here, you know.
?: Need some help to get out?
They all gasp
Misdreavus: Flutter Mane! Your back! Where were you all this time?
Flutter Mane: Oh psh, I was just finishing the other season.
Haunter: Oh right, I forgot about that.
Flutter Mane: No worries, anywho, you guys wanna see a magic trick?
They all nod excitedly
Flutter Mane: Good, abracadabra!
POOF! The shadow chains were gone, they all cheer for Flutter Mane
Eliminated contestants: Go Flutter! Go Flutter! Go Flutter!
Flutter Mane: Thanks guys, I-
Then, Giratina teleports within the area, they scream of fear
Giratina: Don't worry, I won't chain you guys back with shadowy chains, I feel like this has been enough for you guys.
They all sigh of relief
Giratina: However, what will be done, is the elimination! But before we do that, is the Spookfest POKERAP! Take it away Rapping Ryan!
Rapping Ryan: Alright! Let's get groovin'! Drop the beat!
The beat then drops, all of the contestants start to yell of excitement, Meanwhile…outside…
Mimikyu: Um…Chandelure? Do you hear that?
Chandelure: yas, i do, and to be honest, i have no clue on what the flip flop is going on at all.
Cofagrigus: Yeah, me too, sip.
Chandelure screams
Chandelure: Why, and where did you come from!?
Gourgeist: Uhhh, Yoohoo! We literally went to Slugma's Fried food & Burgers, didn't you see those idiots running?
Chandelure: Who?
Gourgeist: Those-
Chandelure: Cares?
Gourgeist looked pissed off at Chandelure
Gourgeist: I would want to say Kill yourself, but i won't.
Chandelure: Oh, okay!
Chandelure then fell on the floor after finish his sentence, and then also said Bleh, and he was dead, with X eyes on his eyes
Cofagrigus: What the fu-
Mimikyu: Okay, how'd that even happen? He didn't even have a disease at all.
Gourgeist: Don't know, don't care.
Then, the ground under them shakes a bit, music can be heard
Cofagrigus: Okay, but what the hell is that music?!
Gourgeist: It must be from downstairs! Let's go!
Gourgeist opens the trap door to the party
Gourgeist: Get in!
Mimikyu jumps softly on the stairs, and Cofagrigus tripping over, and making Mimikyu and her rolling down the stairs, before landing against the wall…and they were knocked out for a bit, before waking up
Cofagrigus: Owie…
Mimikyu then heads to Giratina
Mimikyu: H-hey Giratina…c-could you p-perhaps recover Chandelure?
Giratina: Oh heck yea!
Giratina Recovers Chandelure
Chandelure: Dang, did i just kill my-
Mimikyu: Shhhh, look!
Mimikyu & Chandelure look, and Gourgeist & Cofagrigus also watch, Holograms from the Distortion world Contestants appear as well, and Greavard also came out of the ground
Rapper Ryan: Is everyone ready!?
Everyone: YEAH!
Rapper Ryan: Alright! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Everyone screams of excitement! The beat began to play
- Now Playing - Spookfest Pokerap, by Rapper Ryan -
Rapper Ryan: Now…let the spookiest of fests…begin! As we let the scarring be within…let's start! To pokerap! And you guys fill in the gaps!
Everyone: Yeah!
Rapper Ryan: Haunter, Gourgeist, Sinistea, Dreepy, Misdreavus, Duskull, Flutter Mane & Sandygast! Rotom, Mimikyu, Sableye, Spiritomb, Dhelmise, Golett, Corsola, Zorua!
Everyone: Gotta have 'em all! Gotta have 'em all!
Rapper Ryan: Pokemon.
Everyone: Gotta have 'em all! Gotta have 'em all!
Rapper Ryan: Pokemon! Cosmog, Shuppet, O-ri-co-rio! Sinistcha, Annihilape, Chandelure & Trevenant! Decidueye, Marowak, Giratina, Yamask, and lastly, the finale for the graveyard, is not only Greavard, but also, and the loon, of Drifloon!
Everyone: Yeah!
Rapper Ryan: Gotta have 'em all, Gotta have 'em all.
Everyone: Pokemon!
Rapper Ryan: Gotta have 'em all, Gotta have 'em all.
Everyone: Pokemon! Wooooo!
Everyone whistles, a few more minutes go by, and then…the party ends
Giratina: Wooo! That was fun, right guys?
Everyone: Yeah!
Giratina: Good, now let's begin the elimination!
Gourgeist: I don't like the sound of that…
Cofagrigus: I do.
She sips her Matcha Milkshake
Mimikyu: But that's because you are safe!
Chandelure: Well, I wish you both good luck, old teammates.
Gourgeist & Mimikyu: Thanks.
?It's Elimination time, and someone gonna go bye, bye, and no one knows that who'll be gone, as this is, DING DONG, Elimination time!?
Giratina: Welcome you two, to the last elimination of the season! And you guys are going to not make it to the finale! One of you will be gone with 6 votes, while the other is safe with 3 votes, and she shall see who'll go outta here into 4th! TDR, Show us the votes!
TDR: You got it boss.
TDR Then loads up the votes, the stats rose up, and down, Mimikyu & Gourgeist get scared, and then, after a few minutes…the stats stayed, Gourgeist was out with 6 votes, and Mimikyu was safe, with 3
Mimikyu: Phew!
Gourgeist: Aww…
Giratina: Congrats Mimikyu, you are safe, you go to the final 3, and are up for voting to win, while you Gourgeist, you are eliminated with 6 votes, and you got 4th place.
Gourgeist: Well…it was pretty fun! Actually, I met some good rivals, friends, and some enemies, but I loved having some good fun! Even if sometimes I'm an idiot, hehe!
Giratina: So uh…join the eliminated contestants.
Gourgeist: Alright, sounds good! Good luck to you three!
Gourgeist walks to the eliminated contestants
Gourgeist: Okay! I'm there!
Giratina: Perfection, now, as I was saying, YOU three!
Chandelure, Cofagrigus & Mimikyu: Yeah?
Giratina: You guys, will be up for voting, as in winning!
Chandelure: Based.
Mimikyu: Yay!
Cofagrigus: Awesome sauce!
Giratina: So VIEWERS! This is the last voting of the spookfest! You guys have 40 hours to vote for a winner! You can either vote for Chandelure, Mimikyu, or Cofagrigus to win the season! You guys will vote for one of them to win the prize, which is this Golden ticket, that could buy ANYTHING! They want to!
Chandelure, Mimikyu & Cofagrigus: Oooooo! Gimme gimme gimme!
Giratina: Not yet! Before you guys get to have it, we'll have one final song! And you guys can just sing whatever you want, I don't care.
- Intercored Finalists - Sung by: Giratina, Mimikyu, Cofagrigus & Chandelure.
Giratina: So, fella's you're the final 3 ey? How does it feel?
Cofagrigus: Scary, but horny~
Chandelure: It's kind of corny.
Mimikyu: Painful and kind of thorny.
Giratina: So fella's now it's time for you to sing! Starting with YOU Cofagrigus, tell the viewers why you wanna win!
Cofagrigus: Oh, i've been waiting for this moment this whole time~
Cofagrigus then rips her own clothes off, everyone was shocked, as she was naked, with her big boobs, her huge thighs, and her thicc ass, she looked very horny, with a seductive look and her tongue sticking out lustfully
Cofagrigus: Ho ho ho ho~ Now we're getting started~
She then dances on a poll, everyone, except Chandelure, Misdreavus, Flutter Mane & Mimikyu started blushing at Cofagrigus, due to how sexy her dance was, she was swaying her ass left to right, it was very hot and sexy, until Giratina said:
Giratina: Alright, that's enough of strip dancing, Mimikyu! How about you!
Mimikyu: Oh! Um…s-sure!
Mimikyu extends her hand very long, it led to outside, then into the forest of hope, and then into the Coffee lounge, and the arm extends into Garganacl's room, where she grabbed a mic, and her hand stretches back to the sewers, as she then clears her throat
Mimikyu: Back in the past…left alone in the dark…just shown from myself…it's just for the mark…My parents died in an accident…where i still live alone…raining outside…nothing, nor a spare phone…Just lived alone…starving with no food…I've been carvinating only with the streets for days on end…and not for the good…until now that i have this final moment…to be with thee…as now, i'm…in the final three…
Giratina sniffs a tear
Giratina: Wow…beautiful! And now it's your turn Chandelure!
Chandelure: Oh, i'm so fucking ready!
Chandelure grabs the microphone from Mimikyu
Chandelure: AHEM!, So this is how it feels, to rap, ey? Well, watch I take over, with stage play! You best believe your girlfriend is lying to you, because the champion will be me, for the whole world to see! You know i'm fucking based i got W, Rizz, Unlike you who is a simp and you know it isn't his, so please for fuck sake, you're wasting my time, and as i am speaking right now; Fiery passion, isn't a crime.
Angelic chords: He's flipping based!~
Chandelure: That's right!
Angelic chords: Got W Rizz!~
Chandelure: Holy moly!
Angelic chords: Is so cute!~
Chandelure: Wait what the fuck-
Angelic chords: Charisma!~
Chandelure: Oh yeah!~
Chandelure started to break dance
Angelic chords: He's flipping based!~ Got W Rizz!~ Is so cute!~ Charisma!~
Angelic chords: He's flipping based!~ Got W Rizz!~ Is so cute!~ Charisma!~
Chandelure: OOOOOOOOO!~ YEAHHHHH!~
And then…the song ends, but before it actually does, Chandelure says is iconic catchphrase:
Chandelure: Based.
Giratina: Good job everyone! Except Cofagrigus…for OBVIOUS reasons…
Cofagrigus: Oh c'mon~ Don't you like a little pussy?~
Giratina looks disgusted at Cofagrigus
Giratina: You're the definition of being a freak of nature.
Trevenant: HEY! I'm the freak of nature! Not her!
Cofagrigus then fingers her pussy
Cofagrigus: Oh yesss~
Giratina: CUT THE CAMERA, CUT THE CAMERA!-
Ending
Chandelure goes to the store, and sees a wedding ring, he gasps
Chandelure: OMG! I should buy this!
Chandelure goes into the store, and then looks at the wedding ring, he grabs it, and grabs his money, however, Chandelure realizes something…
Chandelure: Gasp, Is that Celebi from the hit show Remy Presents: Mythical Mayhem only available on Discord as of right now and coming to sometime soon?!
Celebi: Yep! That's me!
Chandelure: Neato! Well, I was gonna ask, Can I buy this wedding ring?
Celebi: Oh, you want it? It's yours my friend! As Long as you have enough money, because it costs $2,000.
Chandelure: Here! Take my life savings!
Chandelure grabs $2,000 out of his pockets
Celebi: Alright, take it!
Chandelure: Yay!
Chandelure takes it, he was excited tomorrow, he was going to propose for Mimikyu! How cute!
Chandelure: Will you also be at my wedding? Happen Narrator?
Sure, why not, seems like fun!
Hey! I wanna join too!
Same, to be honest
Chandelure: You know what? You guys can all come! My treat.
Sweet!
Great!
Thank you
Chandelure: No problem you guys!
Chandelure leaves, and the episode fades to a purple-ish black
Pecharunt: Everyone…tomorrow…we shall STRIKE!
Shuppet (Controlled by Pecharunt): Of course master, we would love to crash a party!
Pecharunt: I do too…now…let's do THIS!
The episode then fades to black