Ed Edd n eddy chapter 2
Parody of One plus One equals Ed
All credit goes to Mr animator
It's nighttime. In Lori and Leni's room, Lori is sleeping comfortably but senses Leni in her bed. She wakes up.
"Leni, what are you doing in my bed?"
"I can't sleep Lori." Leni said. "I keep thinking how my feet can smell if they don't have a nose."
"Leni." Lori said calmly before her calm tone changed to an annoyed one. "Get out of my bed!"
She kicks Leni off.
"Why don't cell phones have buttons?" Leni asked, holding her cell phone.
"Leni, I'm trying to sleep! I was dreaming about Bobby!" Lori said.
"Lori, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?" Leni said.
Lori growled and stormed downstairs with a pillow and blanket. She went to sleep in the kitchen. It was 3:15. Leni followed her and was messing with the fridge.
"Lori, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?" She asked, repeatedly opening and closing the fridge.
"Go away!" Lori snapped.
"Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light." Leni continues to open and close the fridge door until it was morning. Lori barely got any sleep. She had bags under her eyes.
"Lori, if carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?" Leni wondered.
"If you're going to strain your peanut brain, think of something more important." Lori suggested. "Like how many text messages you should send a day."
"Lori, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?"
"Uh...go talk to Lisa." Lori said, ignoring Leni's dumb question.
"Ok." Leni said.
In Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa was doing some kind of experiment. Lincoln was there watching because he needed help with his class assignment about life in space. Lisa was looking through her new telescope invention. In it, she could see into space. Then she saw something she never saw before.
"Intriguing."
"What is it?" Lincoln asked.
"My dear brother, I have just discovered a new planet."
"Really? Lemme see." Lincoln looks through the telescope. "Wow. Wait til I tell my class about this."
Just then, Leni barged in. "Hey guys!"
Lisa and Lincoln got startled.
"Geez Leni, don't do that." Lincoln said.
"Ow. My rib." Lisa groaned.
Leni grabbed Lisa's telescope and swung it like a bat. "What kind of baseball bat is this?"
Lisa snatched it. "It's not a bat you ninny. It's a highly advanced telescope that allows the user to see into space."
"Wow Lisa, you sure know a lot about stuff."
"Yeah, think how if we knew everything we'd be so famous." Lisa said.
"And rich!" Lincoln said.
"Like potato salad?" Leni asked.
"We could own more stuff than ever. I see a bunch of Ace Savvy figurines. Now I want to learn more!" Lincoln said.
"That's the spirit! Let's get educated!" Lisa cheered. "Let's start our quest of knowledge outside."
"We're gonna be eggheads! Rich eggheads!" Lincoln said excitedly.
"Why would you want an egg for a head?" Leni wondered.
Now the three kids were in the backyard where they had some stuff laying around.
"What's all this stuff doing here?" Lincoln asked.
"The garage was getting cramped so Dad had to move some stuff out." Leni explained.
"So where do you suppose we begin?" Lisa asked.
"I know! Let's take this apart!" Leni got out a mini oven and took out the parts. "Here's all the thingies. I took it apart Lisa. Am I smart now?"
"Let's not ask for miracles, Leni." Lisa said, taking notes.
"What else is there?" Lincoln asked.
"I found this thing." Leni pulled out some kind of mixer.
"I believe that's a cooking mixer." Lisa said.
"Let's see what makes this old dresser tick." Lincoln said and opened a dresser. He found a bra inside. "Woo hoo! PG 13!"
"That's Mom's, Lincoln." Leni said.
Lincoln was disgusted and dropped the bra. Lisa giggles.
"I haven't learned anything. Come on, let's find some more stuff." Lincoln said walking off. Lisa and Leni followed.
The siblings then head over to Liam's barn. Liam is at the chicken coop.
"Alright Jennifer, I need some more eggs for breakfast." Liam said.
Jennifer made more eggs but she aimed them right at Liam, covering him in egg yolk.
Liam sighs. "I hate it when you do that."
Liam wiped the yolk off himself. Then he noticed Lisa, Leni, and Lincoln.
"The plywood of this coop has some very unusual characteristics." Lisa noted.
"Wow. Wood." Lincoln said.
Leni petted a chicken.
"Hey! What're y'all doing?" Liam asked.
"We're trying to solve the mysteries of life." Lisa stated.
"This reminds me of a fable back in my home country." Liam said. "The story of the ugly cowboy and the tree of heads."
"Yeah, that's great Liam. It's been swell but we're kinda busy here so-." Lincoln said, starting to leave.
"Let me tell the story." Liam insisted. "Once upon a time an ugly cowboy who was thrown out of his hometown and hit his melon on a tree."
Liam walked to a tree as the others followed. "A tree like this. The boy looked up and was amazed at the many beautiful heads growing from its branches."
Liam stuffed his head in a melon. "After many tries-
Liam takes the melon off and his head is missing.
"What the-" Lincoln said shocked.
Liam pops his head out of his shirt. "He found one that fit and ran back to the town and became very popular."
"So like, you can get a new head from this tree?" Leni asked and went to the tree. She felt the lightweight of the tree and lifted it. It turns out the tree was flat.
"What a discovery!" Lisa said, amazed. "It's flat as cardboard."
"Let me see that!" Lincoln grabbed the tree but it fell on him. "Ow!"
"Heavy in weight. Got it! Thank you Lincoln!" Lisa said and wrote down more notes.
Lincoln came up through the flat tree and ran to the top as the tree was leaning against the fence. "You guys gotta see this!"
Suddenly the tree fell over the fence with Lincoln.
"We better go see if he's ok." Leni told Leni. The two sisters took off.
"Life has many doors, guys!" Liam yelled out.
Lincoln went down the neighborhood. He saw a background house and lifted it. "Man, I feel like a giant. Look at this."
"Einstein's got nothing on this!" Lisa said. "What a discovery! I'm speechless! I mean this is an absolute coup! The displacement of perspective! Th-"
Lincoln covered Lisa's mouth. "I thought you were speechless."
Leni ran up to her siblings but she tripped and slid under the road like it was a carpet. "Ooh! Check out this carpet guys!"
Lisa wrote notes. "The pavement has adapted fabric like qualities! Interesting."
Lincoln was standing on the small house and it broke into pieces. "I say we take a break. All this learning is making me hungry."
Lincoln was standing close to the sun. His hand went right through it. "Did you see that? Weird. Oh well, can't beat em, eat em."
Lincoln took a bite out of the sun, leaving a crescent moon, and it instantly turned to nighttime. "Not bad."
Clyde was walking through the neighborhood and noticed it had gone dark all of a sudden. "What the? It's night already."
"Hi Clyde." Leni greeted. Lincoln and Lisa came over.
"Guys, What just happened?" Clyde asked worriedly.
"Relax buddy, we're just figuring out how stuff works." Lincoln said. Then he noticed a thread on Clyde's shirt.
"A thread." He pulls it and Clyde's shirt unravels. The thread is now on his skin.
"What the-?" Lincoln pulls on it and removes Clyde's outline. "Cool."
"Is that Clyde's outline?" Lisa asked, fascinated.
"You bet. And it's fun to play with." Lincoln said as he stretched it out of shape.
Clyde started to melt and his liquid went into a sewer. "Uh guys? Help."
Lincoln continued to play with Clyde's outline.
"Don't aggravate it Lincoln." Lisa said.
Lincoln turned it into a wig and wore it. "Like my new hairdo Lisa?"
Lisa giggled. "It suits you Lincoln."
Leni was sawing a hole in the sky. "This is fun."
After the hole was done, the cover fell off revealing Aunt Ruth in a bathrobe.
"Aah!" Leni screamed.
"Leni, give your auntie a foot rub." Aunt Ruth said, showing her disgusting feet. Terrified, Leni pushes the circle away.
"What was our aunt?" Lincoln asked. He stepped on the hole cover and fell through it.
"Lincoln?"
Lincoln fell down from the sky and into the hole over and over.
"Lincoln? Lincoln? My turn!"
Leni grabbed the hole cover and Lincoln fell face first on the ground. Leni stuck her head in the hole and it appeared in another place. "Look at me!"
Lisa comes over. "Leni, you seemed to have stumbled into another dimension. I feel as though we're getting closer to finding that all important question."
"Are we rich yet?" Lincoln said.
"Can we go to the mall?" Leni said. She had twisted the hole.
Just then Lola came out of the hole. "Hey you guys!"
"Lola?"
"I found Clyde all melted. What are you guys up to?" She held Clyde in a pitcher.
"Don't spill me." Clyde said.
"We're doing something important here." Lincoln explained. "But you can help us out."
"Help with what?"
Lincoln lifted up Lola and started to run in place. He came out of his running legs and put Lola in them.
"Lincoln! You twit!"
Lola zoomed off with Clyde.
"Thanks for the help Lola! See ya later!" Lincoln yelled.
"That was mean, Lincoln." Leni said.
"What? I wanted to test that out on someone."
"We could very well be the next cover story of Intellectual Discoveries magazine." Lisa said excitedly, taking more notes. Then she looked up and noticed something. "Don't look now but there's a cow hovering in the sky somehow."
The others looked up and saw the floating cow. It made a rooster sound.
"I feel uncomfortable." Lisa said. "Pardon me." Lisa ran off.
"Hold the elevator, Lisa." Lincoln followed her and Leni followed too.
Now the world around them was very bizarre. The sky looked different. The roads were all zigzagged and there were places and things floating in the sky. Lincoln caught up to Lisa.
"Lisa, we've learned into fortune."
"Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar Lincoln." Lisa said, taking more notes.
"Look around us! We've gotta be rich!"
Suddenly, Lola popped out of a house. "Everything's broken! Fix it now!"
"Shut your mouth Lola! Or better yet, get rid of it." Lincoln took off Lola's mouth. "I love taking things apart."
Lola's mouth bites Lincoln. "Ah! Get her off me Lisa!"
"Not a chance." Lisa replied.
"Lola!"
Lola floated off. The scene started to change.
"Hello. An original scene transition. Interesting." Lisa noted.
Now it was pitch black. Lincoln, Lisa, and Leni's eyes could be seen.
"Did you eat the sun again Lincoln?" Lisa asked.
"Can you guess what I'm doing?" Leni asked.
"Get off my foot Leni." Lincoln said.
"I think we're moving, guys." Lisa said.
We zoom out to see Lynn riding a bicycle in the air. She was floating off into the clouds. "Why do I hear Lincoln, Leni and Lisa? Come out and show yourselves!"
Dust covers the screen. After it clears, we see Leni sitting on a chair that is floating in the sky. "Ooh!" She pulled on a skinny cloud.
Lisa is walking down some steps. We see some jigsaw puzzle pieces in the background. "Careful Leni, you don't know where that's been."
"It's right here Lisa."
"Hey Lisa." Lisa turned around and was surprised to see Luan's head being carried by her body. Now she had Mr. Coconuts head on her body. "Me and Mr. Coconuts have a comedy gig to perform."
Next came Ronnie Anne and Lana. But Ronnie Anne had a dog's body and Lana had a frog's body.
"Hey Lisa!" They greeted. "Care to join us?"
Lisa was speechless. Lincoln appears.
"Was that Ronnie Anne?"
They screen turned. Lincoln and Lisa were floating.
"You realize we're floating don't you?" Lisa said before they both dropped to the ground.
"Hi Louds." Liam came out of a curtain which had tv static in the background. Liam appeared with two other heads.
"I reckon there are so many doors." One Head said.
Too much for-" Another Head said.
"Couch potato kids like yourselves." The last head said.
"A three headed Liam. Freaky." Lincoln said, a bit freaked out.
Leni blows a cloud up like a balloon and it inflates. "Yay! Balloon ride!" She begins to float with the cloud.
"Leni, what are you doing?" Lincoln asked.
"The story's not over." All three Liams said.
Lisa grabs onto a floating Leni. Lincoln grabs onto Lisa. They all floated off.
"How does he put on a hat?" Lincoln said, looking down at Liam before turning to Lisa. "Are we rich yet Lisa?"
"It's all become very complicated Lincoln." Lisa stated.
"What're you giving me? All we have to do is read your notes and we'll be up to our necks in cash."
"Uh guys, like, how do we get down?" Leni asked.
The cloud reached a pencil which caused the cloud balloon to pop. The kids fell to the ground and Lisa's notes scattered everywhere.
"My notes!"
We cut back to reality and the rest of the Louds are staring at Lincoln, Lisa, and Leni, including Clyde too. They are back in their neighborhood and everything is normal again. Lincoln, Lisa and Leni were picking up the notes.
"What are you guys doing?" Lori asked.
"Uh, nothing." Lincoln, Leni and Lisa said in unison.
"You're literally being weird."
"Yeah, what's up, guys?" Clyde said.
Leni went to Clyde. "Clyde, you got your outline back! Is it on right?"
"Leni, what's wrong with you?" Lola said.
"Lola, take your mouth off again." Leni said and started to pull on Lola's mouth.
"Has Leni lost it?" Lana questioned.
"I think it's stuck!" Leni said, continuing to pull on Lola's mouth.
"Um, Leni?" Lincoln started to say.
Lola pushed Leni off of her.
"Lola's mad."
Lola roared in anger.
"Run for it!" Lincoln panicked.
"Wait til I get my hands on you!" Lola yelled.
Lincoln, Leni, and Lisa ran down the neighborhood as the little pageant girl chased after them.