Parody of the episode: Dawn of the Eds
Clyde, Rusty, and Zach arrive at Lincoln's house. Clyde knocks on the door and Lincoln answers.
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Hey Lincoln. We just got our week's allowance. We're going downtown to buy those Mondo Choco bars." Clyde stated.
"They're huge." Zach commented.
"Wanna join us?"
"Yeah. That sounds great. But first, let me get my allowance."
Lincoln goes to his room and gets out his wallet. He opens it to see there was only a few dimes in there.
"What? I swear I had more money than this."
Lincoln searches all over his room for money. He finds money under his bed, along with his hand me downs. He has enough money to spend.
"I'm rich. Choco bars, here I come!"
Lincoln meets up with friends outside and they begin to walk downtown.
"We'll have enough candy bars for a week." Rusty said.
"Well, those Mondo bars are a bit expensive." Clyde said. "One is good enough for me."
"I hear they're as hard as rock candy." Zach said. "Can you believe that Lincoln?...Lincoln? Lincoln?"
The guys notice that Lincoln has stopped walking with them. He is looking at something on a fence.
"Hey Linc, whatcha' staring at?" Rusty asked.
"That. "Robot Wranglers from Outer Space!"
They guys all looked at a poster. It was a poster of an upcoming movie called "Robot Wranglers from Outer Space." On the poster there were robots wearing cowboy hats. Lincoln read the rest of the poster.
"Marooned on a distant planet! Visitors in the void! No escape!"
Then Lincoln saw something that made him really upset. There was a label that said "Adults Only."
"NOOO! It's not fair!" Lincoln sank down in disappointment. "Man, I wish I was older."
"Don't worry Lincoln. We'll see it on tv in a year." Clyde reassured him.
"Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out."
"Wait guys, I've got it." Zach said. "All we have to do is cash our money in for tickets."
"Good idea Zach." Lincoln said. "Come on guys, we've got a movie to watch!"
Soon, Lincoln and the gang are riding to the movie theater on Rusty's bike. Lincoln is sitting in a basket up front and Clyde and Zach are in a sidecar.
"This is a pretty sweet ride you've got here Rusty." Zach complimented.
"Thanks. This movie sounds pretty cool." Rusty said.
"And we can all agree that I'm the most mature looking so I'll go in first." Lincoln stated.
"Can't argue with that." Clyde said.
"Clyde can be my wife."
Clyde had a disgusted look. "Why not Rusty? He's taller."
"No way man." Rusty said. "So tell us more about this movie, Lincoln."
"Ok, the story begins with three space outlaws who crash land on a robot planet."
"Amazing." Clyde commented.
"Shock o Rama." Zach commented.
"R rated." Rusty commented.
Lincoln continued. "And they have to fight off the robots but they also have to escape back to Earth or the robots will grind their bones to bits."
As Lincoln was telling the story, Rusty was distracted and not paying attention to the road. He was now headed into the city junkyard.
"When the three spacemen lose control of their ship, and hurtle into a field of asteroids that almost crush them into space dust."
A wrecking ball almost hits the boys but they don't notice.
"They're sucked into a dimensional time portal that transports them to the robot planet."
Rusty rides into a long pipe and they come out the other end. They crash down somewhere in the trash filled junkyard.
"The heroes find their ship destroyed." Lincoln continued.
Rusty notices his bike is now broken. "Aww man!"
"They're marooned on the robot planet." Lincoln said.
The kids are now somewhere in the dump.
"Look!" Zach pointed over their heads and they saw a car being lifted by a crane with a magnet at the end. The magnet drops the car and it lands in front of the boys.
"Cool!" They exclaimed.
The car gets smashed up by machinery.
"Not cool! Not cool!"
The boys run away.
They hide in an abandoned car that is on a heap of trash. They pop their heads out. Lincoln, Clyde, and Zach are in the passenger's seat. Rusty is at the steering wheel.
"Who knew the dump was so terrifying?" Rusty said. "We've gotta get outta here!"
I have an idea." Clyde said. He pulls out a string from the upholstery and turns it into a makeshift headset. He then tried to dial in a station from the radio. "Come in, Earth. Come in, Earth. Come in, Earth. I repeat, come in, Earth!"
He gets no reply. "No response. There's no RESPONSE!"
"Are you saying…we're stranded?!" Zach panicked, grabbing Clyde by his shirt collar.
"Then there's not much time before the cold robot planet nights squeeze the life out of us." Lincoln stated, remembering the movie plot.
"WE MUST FIND SHELTER!" Lincoln declared. The word "shelter" echoes throughout the junkyard.
An hour later, Lincoln was leading his friends through the junkyard.
"Come on! This way! Not much further!"
The others were tired from walking.
"You said that an hour ago Lincoln." Rusty said weary.
Lincoln dug through the pile of trash.
"What are we looking for again?" Clyde asked.
"A cave!" Lincoln replied, popping his body out from the trash pile. "A cave is the first thing the space outlaws find to protect themselves from-"
"Yeah, yeah. The frozen robot planet nights." Zach said pretending to be scared.
"We're never gonna find shel-" Rusty spotted an awesome looking van with flames on it. He runs over to it along with the other boys.
"Cool van." Zach said.
Rusty opened the back doors and went inside. The others looked inside. Rusty was laying on a water bed.
"Wow." The boys said in amazement.
"Come on in, boys." Rusty said. "Enjoy the genuine shag carpeting, and the waterbed."
Rusty goes up to the front and honks the horn. La Cucaracha plays.
"This may be better than Vanzilla." Lincoln commented as he and the others were relaxing on the water bed.
"Boys, welcome to central command." Rusty said.
The boys sighed in relief.
Later, Lincoln and the boys are running through the dump. They are now wearing weird armor which is stuff they found around the dump.
"Prepare for your imminent capture, Zach." Clyde said as he was about to capture Zach.
"You'll never take me!" Zach leapt behind a pile of garbage.
"Where'd he go?" Rusty wondered.
Zach jumped out with a pair of fuzzy dice in his hands. "Prepare to meet your doom!" He swings the dice like nunchucks.
The other boys just watched and pulled out their own weapons: fake ray guns. Zach screamed. Now all the boys pretend to shoot each other. Zach hits Lincoln with the dice.
"Ha! Missed me! You lose!" Zach said to Clyde and laughed.
Lincoln was on top of a trash heap. "Hey guys, come up here!"
The other boys climb up. Below them, they see the two bullies Hank and Hawk torturing a kid. It was Chandler. He was tied up to a pole.
"Time for target practice!" Hawk said.
"Get me down from here." Chandler commanded.
Hawk and Hank shot spitballs at the kid with a straw. They laughed.
"Hey! Not my hair!" Chandler cried.
"Yo Hank, let's spice this up a bit." Hawk got out some dodgeballs.
"Yeah!"
Lincoln and the gang see this from on top of the trash heap. "Stay back! Those barbaric life sucking aliens have captured a space outlaw! As much as we can't stand this outlaw, will we three brave explorers take the risk to save him anyway?" Lincoln thought for a moment. "Maybe."
But then, Lincoln slipped on a banana peel and went tumbling down the mountain of garbage.
"LINCOLN!" The other boys yelled but they lost their balance and tumbled down the hill as well. Hank and Hawk continue to throw more dodgeballs at Chandler as they laugh. Lincoln is still tumbling down and screaming. The bullies notice.
"What the heck?"
Lincoln rolls towards them.
"Dude, let's get outta here!" Hank yelled and he and Hawk ran away.
Lincoln came to a stop in front of Chandler.
"Well Chandler, it looks like you need rescuing, right?" Lincoln said with a smug face.
"Just get me down from here."
Lincoln united him. Chandler falls down and gets back up.
"What are you supposed to be?" Chandler said as noticed Lincoln's getup.
"A fearless space outlaw." Lincoln stated.
"More like space loser." Chandler said and rode off with his bike.
Clyde, Rusty, and Zach bumped into Lincoln.
"Did you save that space outlaw?" Rusty asked.
"Yeah, he was most grateful."
Suddenly, there was a roaring sound. The other boys looked scared.
"Wha-what was that?" Clyde asked.
"Robot bounty hunters." Lincoln stated. "I'll go check it out. You guys stay here."
Lincoln goes alone on his mission to track down "bounty hunters." He looks through a tin can with both sides cut out. He hears a noise, which startled him. He goes from one trash pile to another and hides behind it. He sees a shadow coming his way. He gets scared but quickly musters up his courage. He holds out a fake ray gun.
"Prepare to be terminated you solar scumbag!" Lincoln charges but then stops when he sees something terrifying. We only see its shadow as it appears to be large. Lincoln gets a frightened look on his face as this thing gets closer to him.
Meanwhile, Rusty is pacing back and forth worried about Lincoln. He hears his scream.
"Lincoln?"
Clyde and Zach are busy building some kind of rocket. Lincoln screams again.
"Guys! Did you hear that? They're getting closer!" Rocky panicked. He noticed the rocket. "Is this thing ready yet?"
Clyde began to explain. "Well Rusty, it's just the prototype and I still need to-" Rusty gets in the rocket.
"Rusty!" Zach yelled.
"There's only one seat." Rusty noted. "Why is there just one seat?"
"Like I said, this is the prototype." Clyde continued. "When I test this, I'll build the real one."
"Yeah, whatever. Let's go guys! Liftoff!"
"But Rusty, we still need to-"
"Clyde, fire the rocket!"
"Fine. But you better wear this." Clyde puts a colander on Rusty's head. He gets the rocket ready. He uses a foot pump and gets pressure in the rocket.
"3. 2. 1. Blast off!" Zach said and pulled the lever which fires the rocket.
Rusty blasted off into the sky. "OH YEAH!"
As he's in the air, the rocket then disintegrates and he is left sitting in a chair in midair. Rusty screams and falls back down.
"Well, I better test the parachute." Clyde said. He got out a remote and pressed a button on it. Rusty got a parachute so he could land safely. "Phew! At least that worked."
Clyde throws the remote on the ground which presses the button. Rusty loses his parachute and continues to fall. Zach sees his shadow and moves out of the way and Rusty crashes on Clyde.
"Hey Clyde, the rocket needs work."
"It's a prototype!" Clyde shouted. "And you're crushing me!"
Lincoln is seen running towards his friends screaming. "Run, guys! The robots are coming!"
Lincoln runs right past them. The other boys see actual robots headed towards them. They scream in terror and run off with Lincoln.
The kids are now hiding by the van. Lincoln looked up and described the scene. "The planet seemed eerily calm as the approach of the robot bounty hunters was awaited fearlessly by the three brave outlaws."
The other boys were shaking in fear.
"Are you for real right now?" Rusty said to Lincoln.
Lincoln shushed him. He saw the robots coming their way. "They're approaching." Lincoln waits to give them the signal. He starts the countdown. "3. 2. 1. Attack!"
Now the boys attack. Lincoln, Clyde, and Zach use ray guns and Rusty throws grenades. Lincoln shouts out descriptions. "Vaporizing thermal grenades! Quasic terra lasers! Subatomic blasters!"
The robots are taking the damage.
"GET EM! GET EM!"
In reality, the robots are really Lincoln's sisters, Lori, Luna, and Lana. They are getting hit with tin cans.
"Lincoln!" Lori yells. "Knock it off!"
Lincoln realizes. Lori marches up to them.
"What the heck are you guys doing?!"
"Uh, nothing." They said nervously.
"Lincoln, it's time for dinner. Now come on." Lori leaves with Luna. Lana stays.
"Wow. You guys were hanging out in the junkyard all day? Cool." Lana said.
"Well, dinner sounds good. I'm hungry." Rusty said leaving with Clyde and Zach.
"Me too." Zach said.
Lincoln is left alone by the van. He still acts as if he's in the robot movie. "Only one was left alive during the horrible battle. Wounded and stranded, would he ever get off the robot planet? Would he ever get home?"
Clyde, Zach, Rusty and Lana are shown waiting impatiently for Lincoln.
"Would he-" Clyde grabs Lincoln by the collar and drags him along. "On no! Betrayed by my own comrades!"
Clyde rolled his eyes. "Lincoln, give it a rest already."