Ch 10: Fa La La La Loud

Since it's December, it's time for a Christmas parody. This one is a parody of the episode: Fa La La La Ed

The Loud siblings were at home while the parents were at work. Lori was left in charge. The kids were being rowdy as usual as Lori tried to get them to behave.

"Lynn, stop skating in the living room!"

Lynn crashed into the kitchen. There was a loud explosion. Lisa was doing science experiments and was covered in smoke.

"Lisa, can't you make your experiments less explosive?"

Loud music is heard. Luna is playing her guitar plugged into her amp.

"LUNA! TURN IT DOWN!"

The twins run into Rita and Lynn Sr's room. Lori sees them.

"Hey you two! Mom and Dad's room is off limits!" Lori follows them. The twins are in the parents bed. They were pretending to be the parents.

"Lori, must your father and I remind you to finish your homework?" Lola said as she imitated Rita.

"That's right young missy, a brain is a terrible organ to shovel." Lana said as she imitated Lynn Sr.

"Get out!" Lori jumped towards them but they moved out of the way.

"Look what I found! Sticky notes!" Lana was holding a pile of sticky notes that she found in the drawers.

"You put those back!" Lori demanded.

"You're in trouble Lana." Lola said.

"I'm a bad girl." Lana and Lola ran out of the room and upstairs. Lana put sticky notes on Lola. Lori ran after them.

"You two are literally gonna get it!"

Luan was chasing Leni with a fake spider. Leni ran up into the attic to get away and Luan followed her.

"You guys!" Lori followed them and when she got to the attic, she saw Leni on a tower of boxes. She found a box filled with-

"Bubble wrap!" Leni said.

"No! Not that!" Lori yelled.

Leni popped a bubble, making a hole in the ceiling.

"Leni!"

Leni pulled up the bubble wrap sheet and a fruitcake flew out of the box. It landed on Lori.

"What was that?" Leni asked.

"Looks like a hunk of baloney." Luan said.

Lori lifted the fruitcake. "Baloney? Don't you remember? It's the ancestral fruitcake."

The other kids heard the noise and climbed up the attic.

"Is that the ancestral fruitcake?" Lana said. "Man, even I have food that isn't that old."

"I remember clearly." Lucy said. "Pop Pop gave us that thing as a traditional holiday hand-me-down. He said for decades he paraded the cake every Christmas."

Leni gasped. "Lucy, say that again!"

"For decades, he parades the cake every Christmas." Lucy repeated.

"Christmas!" Leni said excitedly. "I want a new sewing machine, a new sixteen magazine, socks without sandals, a mannequin, and uh.."

"Get over it Leni! It's July!" Lola said. "But that Santa guy better put me on the nice list this year."

"Yeah right." Lana said. "Santa knows you're a naughty girl."

"Santa don't know squat!"

Leni grabbed Lola. "Don't ever say that Lola! Santa's making his list and checking it twice." She drops Lola.

Lincoln got a notification on his phone and checked it. "Hey, I got a text from Girl Jordan. It's National Piggy Bank Day for kids and they're throwing a party."

"Piggy bank day?" Lisa questioned.

"You know, the day where everyone cracks open their piggy banks and spend their money."

"Of course. Now that's what I call a holiday." Lori said. "Money and spending. 'Tis the season."

"And thanks to the Master of Convincing, you should all have enough money." Lincoln said, referring to himself.

"Well, let's go crack open our piggy banks." Lynn said.

The kids get excited and head downstairs.

"Oh Linky!" Leni holds out a mistletoe under Lincoln.

"Where'd you get that mistletoe? It's July."

"You know what this means, right Lincoln?"

Lincoln rolled his eyes and let Leni kiss him on the cheek.

"Glad my friends weren't here to see that."

At the park, Piggy Bank day was being celebrated with the kids wearing pig snouts. Some were smashing their piggy banks open. Some were hanging out by the "Pig Out" buffet.

"Snort snort snort." Giggles greeted Jordan.

"Oink oink to you too." Jordan greeted back.

Giggles and Jordan stared at Chandler, expecting him to use the pig greeting. Chandler hesitated since he thought the whole pretending to be pigs thing was lame but he did wear a snout over his head.

"Oink. Yeah, whatever." He said.

Darcy was about to smash open her bank with a mallet.

"Hit it Darcy! Smash it into little pieces!" One of her friends encouraged.

"I can't do it! The guilt's too great for one person to bear!"

"Well then let's do it together."

"Ok."

They were about to break the pig but saw something big. The kids saw a vehicle with the Loud kids riding on it. It was driven by Luan. There was a giant metal pig on it.

"Greetings fellow party goers! Behold! My latest creation!" Lisa announced.

"Sweet doggies! That's one mighty pig!" Liam exclaimed.

"Just when I thought this day couldn't get any lamer." Chandler said.

"This baby here is the Piggy Bank Belly Bumper." Lisa explained. "It'll extract your cash without you having to smash your piggy banks."

"Really? That's great!" Darcy said.

"Also, it's Christmas and I bare stuff." Leni said, carrying a box. She was wearing her Christmas sweater over her dress and a Santa hat. She pulled out a big candy cane. "Who wants a jumbo candy cane?"

"Leni, it's July." Becky said.

"And a partridge in a pear."

"What can I tell you?" Lori said to Becky.

"Ok, who wants their piggy bank belly pumped?" Lola asked. "How about you Darcy?"

"Um, I'm not sure." Darcy hesitated.

"Come on, you gotta try it." Lola took Darcy's piggy bank.

"Oh, this outta be good." Chandler said sarcastically.

Lola sets the piggy bank on the vehicle. Lisa presses a button and the pig is raised up. On the metal pig there's a trash can which is used for the snout. In the can there's a plunger. The plunger picks up the pig.

"Oooh!" Winston said.

"Cool!" Chaz said.

The piggy bank gets cleaned and it gets sent into the pig machine.

Lincoln went to the back of the machine "Now hang onto your snout because after this patented suction cycle your hard earned Christmas stocking will come out here."

Lincoln realized that Leni was putting stockings on the giant pig.

"Stocking ready for stuffing, Santa!"

"Leni, enough with the Christmas stuff!" Lynn ripped the stockings off.

"But Lynn, I'm an elf."

Just then, they heard something from inside the pig. Lynn and Leni peeked in through the hole and saw Lisa. What they saw her about to do surprised them.

"How could I have been so gullible?" She said.

"For shame." Leni said. "Santa, spare her!"

Lynn was strong enough to tear off part of the machine. Lisa was seen using the hammer, about to smash Darcy's piggy bank. The kids were surprised as well as the Loud kids.

"Naughty girl, Lisa." Leni scolded.

"My piggy!" Darcy cried.

Lisa got tears in her eyes. "Oh, I'm so ashamed!"

She cried on Leni. Leni patted her back and comforted her. "There there, Santa forgives you."

Lola looked guilty as the kids were staring but she put all the blame on Lisa.

"Oh Lisa, how could you?!"

"Wait, it's not what you think!" Lisa confessed. "Lola made me do this!"

"You tattletale! Why I-" Lola saw everyone glaring at her and smiled nervously.

"Santa sees all, Lola." Leni scolded. "A lump of coal for naughty Lola."

Leni gave Darcy her piggy bank back. "Here you go Darcy."

Darcy shakes it. "Piggy's belly's full."

"It's better to give than to receive, Leni." Whitney said. Leni smiles.

"That's why I'm giving Lola a knuckle sandwich!" Lynn was about to pummel her little sis but then heard a pig squeal. She saw Liam's pig William in front of her.

"William here must be amazed by your traditional Christmas pig." Liam said.

"It's not Christmas, Liam." Lynn said.

"It's July!" Lola said.

"Not since mah youth has the foul odor of the Christmas sow taunted mah nostrils."

William squeals.

"That's the spirit William." Lana said, who was now wearing a Santa hat and a snout.

"The scrolls proclaim that every time a pig squeals an angel gets its wings."

"I'm a pig too, William." Lana crawled. "See my snout?"

The pig tackled Lana in a friendly way and licked her. Lana laughed.

"Come and gather round me as I can't contain the Christmas mirth crawling up mah back hair!" He pulled out a sack full of bacon. "You guys can help yourselves!"

The others thought it was odd that Liam brought a sack full of bacon, but it smelled so good that the kids took some.

"Merry Christmas!" Liam also gave Lincoln his shirt and gave Clyde his pants, leaving him in his underwear.

"Gee, uh, thanks Liam." Lincoln said.

"Merry Christmas Liam." Leni said.

Lola became very annoyed. "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!"

"I'm up for eggnog right now!" Chandler said.

"Me too!" Margo said.

"And some hot cocoa!" Chaz added.

"Chestnuts! I gotta have chestnuts!" Liam said.

The kids and the Loud kids, except for Lisa and Lola, all ran off to celebrate Christmas even though it was July. Lisa still felt bad for almost breaking her friend Darcy's piggy bank. Darcy came back to her.

"Lisa, Merry Christmas." Darcy offered her piggy bank to her.

"Darcy, why um, thank you but I couldn't." Lisa pushed the pig away.

"But it's Christmas."

Lola went up to Darcy. "I'll take it! Merry Christmas Darcy!"

Darcy's friend came back to get her. "Hit the road, Scrooge!" She pulled Darcy along.

"I don't get it." Lola said, confused.

"Don't you see, Lola?" Lisa replied. "The spirit of Christmas isn't about getting presents. It's about giving joy, goodwill and peace on earth."

Lola got an idea. "I've got it! I know how to give the gift that keeps on giving."

"Sounds like our father's meatloaf." Lisa said.

"Thanks for inviting me to sing Christmas carols with you dudes." Luna said.

Luna, Lola, Lincoln, and Leni were walking down the neighborhood in their winter coats. Luna had her guitar. Lola's plan was to go door to door and sing Christmas carols to people to earn some cash.

"Yeah, this is the perfect gift to give to anyone." Lola said.

"Is there another reason why you wanted to do this?" Luna asked.

"Ok, fine. I wanted to make some cash too."

"But why do we have to wear these coats?" Lincoln said, feeling a bit hot. "It's like 89 degrees out."

"It's to get into the Christmas spirit." Lola said.

"Well I like it." Leni said.

They then arrived at a house. It was Sam's house and they sang to her as Luna played her guitar.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells! Giving joy all day!" After the song, Lola held up her jar.

"That was awesome, dudes." Sam complimented.

"If you liked our singing, give us some cash for more cheer will come your way!"

"Sure, why not?" Sam put in some quarters. Lola smiled.

They then sang at Mr. Grouse's house. He didn't look too amused though since it wasn't December yet.

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly! Fa la la la la la la la la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing! Fa la la la la la la la la la!"

Mr. Grouse gave them cash so they'd stop singing.

Next the kids were at Liam's barn.

"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry-" The four Louds stopped when they saw what Liam was wearing. It looked like some sort of weird elf costume. Luna walked away.

"Um...give us some cash?" Lola said.

"I have no cash right now fellers, but how about a strip of bacon?" Liam put bacon in the jar, much to Lola's annoyance.

The Louds kids were now decorating the house. They even decorated the tree in their front yard by putting lights around it.

"Am I a good elf, guys?" Leni asked.

"Santa would be proud, Leni." Lincoln said. "You sure helped spread the spirit of Christmas throughout town."

"That's cause I'm in elf."

Lola came back with a sack filled with something and was wearing a Santa hat. "I'm back!" Lola set the sack down and jumped inside it.

"Oh boy!" Leni went to look inside. "What did I get?"

Lola came out with a candy bar. "I love Christmas!"

"Lola, you got chocolate bars?" Lana asked, surprised.

"A Yuletide haul!" She passed one to Lana.

"This is great. Lola, you shouldn't have."

"I absolutely love chocolate!" Lisa said.

The Loud siblings gathered by Lola.

"That is literally sweet of you, Lola." Lori said.

"Well I had to cash in that Christmas cheer." Lola said.

Leni took Lana's candy.

"Hey! That's my candy bar, Leni!"

"Relax Lana, there's plenty more where that came from." Lola turned around and saw her sack of chocolate bars were gone. "What the-? Where'd they go?!"

Then Lola saw Leni with the sack of bars. Leni was sitting in a chair and Darcy was sitting on her lap.

"And what would you like for Christmas, Darcy?" Leni asked her.

"A candy bar."

"Here you go." Leni shoves one in her mouth.

"Yummy."

Lola was shocked. "Leni!"

Then she saw other kids enjoying the candy bars Leni gave them.

"She gave away all my CHOCOLATE BARS!" Lola was going to attack Leni. Lana tried to hold her back but Lola was shown to be strongest when angry. Lola jumped at Leni but she dodged and Lola crashed into a fence.

"Slow down Lola, I have a surprise for all of us." Leni went into the garage.

"No! You gave away my chocolate bars and-" Lola gasped when she saw a giant chocolate bar that was as big as their front door.

"Leni, how did you, where did you-"

"I got it at the mall. I got it for being a good employee." Leni explained. "It's for all of us to share."

The Loud siblings were amazed at the sight of the candy bar.

"Wow! That's amazing!" Lynn said.

"What a big surprise!" Luan punned.

"Chocolate!" Lisa yelled.

"Choc choc!" Lily said happily.

"Thanks Leni!" Lola hugged her. Leni hugged her back. The rest of the siblings gathered in a big group hug.

Leni looked at the viewers. "I gave to all and to all a good night!"