Chapter 42: If It Smells Like a Loud
Well, it took awhile but it's here. A parody of the episode: If It Smells Like an Ed. Credit goes to Mr. Imitator for the ideas. There was originally going to a 4th of July event in the chapter, but I was too late for that. The story will have the original "Friendship Day." Hope you enjoy it.
It's a nice, sunny day at Ketcham Park as an event was going on. Chaz is seen pouring chocolate malt balls into a box. He reached in and plucked one out. He put it in his mouth and chewed on it happily. Another one followed it, and Lincoln came up behind him.
"Brother Chaz, are you trying to weasel out of your friendship duties?"
Chaz, with his mouth full, signaled his innocence to Lincoln and gathered more paint.
"It's okay. I was just pulling your leg, man." Lincoln took a new paint bucket. "Thank you. Friendship is all about friends working together. Isn't that right, Brother Benny?"
"You bet, Brother Lincoln!" Benny said, as he was painting. Lincoln, his friends, and some other kids were working on a mural for "Friendship Day." Ronnie Anne was visiting Royal Woods to celebrate the event as well. And she and Stella had finally met.
"This friendship mural was a great idea, Brother Lincoln." Ronnie Anne said as she was painting.
"Sister Ronnie Anne?" Lincoln said.
"Yes, Brother Lincoln?"
"Gotcha!" Lincoln tweaked Ronnie Anne's nose with a paint covered finger. The kids giggled happily.
"You lame-o!" Ronnie Anne laughed. Everyone joins in on the laughter this time; it is a laugh not of meanness, but of joy, contentment, and friendship.
"I love you too, Mrs. Apple Blossom." Benny said as he hugged his dummy. Then Chandler, Maggie, and Girl Jordan, Sam, Margo, and other kids approach the mural.
"Hey! That's so cool, guys!" Jordan commented.
"Oh, hi guys!" Lincoln greeted. "Join us, won't you? It's Friendship Day!"
"Aww, that's so cute Lincoln." Girl Jordan and Lincoln embraced.
"I think I'm gonna barf." Chandler groaned.
"Whoopee! All done, Brother Lincoln!" Benny said. The mural was finished.
"Hah?" Lincoln said.
"Hurry! Come see!" Stella called. "It's beautiful."
"Isn't it adorable, guys?" Jordan said to Chandler and Maggie.
"What am I doing here?" Maggie complained.
"You and me both." Chandler commented.
"Let's hold hands and sing an ode of joy to friendship." Lincoln suggested.
The kids hold hands, forming a semicircle around the mural.
"Hit it, Brother Lincoln!" Clyde said. Lincoln started to sing, and the kids joined in.
"When you stub your toe
And it hurts you know
Friends are there to help you
When you trip on your face
And your teeth are misplaced
Friends are there to help you
When you're flying low
And you're giving a show
Friends are there to help you
When you take off your shoe
And your feet stink PEE-YEW!
Friends are there to help you."
As the verse closes, a smile spreads across Maggie's face.
"Second verse, same as the first!" Lincoln said.
"When you stub your toe
And it hurts you know
Friends are there to help you
When you trip on your face
And your teeth are misplaced
Friends are there to help you
When you're flying low
And you're giving a show
Friends are there to help you
When you take off your shoe
And your feet stink PEE-YEW!
Friends are there to help you."
As the song came to a close, the Loud sisters entered, and Benny bumped into Luan. "Get with the groove, Luan."
"Chocolate balls! Don't mind if I do." Lola stole one from Chaz.
"Look at the size of whatever-that-thing-is." Leni said, referring to the mural.
"It's about time your sisters showed up." Ronnie Anne said to Lincoln.
Then Lynn bursts out laughing. "What kind of sappy holiday is? Friendship Day? You've gotta be kidding me. That's so precious."
"And colorful." Leni added.
"Dudes, I think it's a cool addition to our town." Luna said.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Lincoln said excitedly. "C'mon Lynn. Don't be a downer. It's Friendship Day! You can help set up the Friendship Flag."
Lincoln showed a flag that was similar to the American flag. He then pointed to the pole. "It goes on the pole right there."
"Well, let me give you a hand, brother." The athlete reached into her little brother's pants and hiked up Lincoln's undies over his head, then she tied the underwear to the flagpole, and hoisted Lincoln up like a flag.
"Hey!" Lincoln yelled.
"Look! It's the American Stinkoln Flag!" Lynn mocked. All the kids, except Ronnie Anne and Clyde, laugh at this. Lincoln looked around at the mean faces and looked completely humiliated. Ronnie Anne knew how much this day meant to Lincoln and stood up for him.
"That's it, Lynn! I'm telling your Mom!"
Lynn stopped laughing and looked worried. "Oh, lighten up, it was a joke."
"I've got you Lincoln!" Clyde pulled Lincoln down from the pole.
"Man, that was a riot." Benny said. Then he noticed something. "HOLY COW!" Mrs. Apple Blossom's face was painted brown. "Someone painted on Mrs. Blossom's face!"
"What?" Maggie said surprised.
"No way." Rusty said. The other kids gathered around Benny.
"Of the rotten luck, huh buddy?"
"That's just not right." Luan commented. "Or should I say not white?" She laughed and Benny glared at her. "...Sorry."
"Wait a minute. Luan, what's that paintbrush doing in your pocket?" Girl Jordan pointed to the paintbrush with brown paint in Luan's skirt pocket.
Luan noticed it. "Paintbrush?"
"Did you paint on Mrs. Apple Blossom?"
"Luan? How could you?" Benny asked, heartbroken.
Luan saw the unsympathetic faces of the citizens. "Oh, come on people! Why would I want to paint on Mrs. Apple Blossom's face? I swear, this isn't my paintbrush!" She threw it away.
"OMG! Look at that!" Zach pointed at the big mural and everyone was surprised at what they saw. Lincoln's perfect mural of friendship was turned into a mural of ridiculous faces. Clyde had a clown face, Stella had a mustache, Rusty had a bigger nose and curly sideburns, Darcy had horns and a unibrow, and etc.
"For crying out loud!" Rusty exclaimed. "My nose is not that big!"
"And I don't have horns or a unibrow!" Darcy cried.
"Something reeks around here." Liam said. Then Liam noticed different colored fingerprints on the bottom of the mural, all of the Loud sisters favorite colors. "Look!"
"Those fingerprints have all my sisters favorite colors!" Lincoln pointed out. Then the kids glared at the Loud girls.
"Dudes, don't look at us!" Luna said, defensively.
"Holy mother of taquitos! Look!" Ronnie Anne pointed to the Friendship flag on the pole, which now had the initials L.L sewn in, and Colonel Crackers was at the base.
"Colonel Crackers?" Lincoln questioned.
"Hey, those initials look like the ones Leni would sow." Chaz mentioned.
"Me?" Leni said.
"Hey, Leni didn't touch the stupid flag." Lori said.
"Yeah, I bet this hick did it!" Lola said, accusing Liam.
"I really must protest." Lisa said. "Your accusations are really based on conjecture. Why we would never-"
"Shut it, nerd!" Benny snapped.
"Like we're gonna believe you guys!" Girl Jordan said angrily.
"You guys should be ashamed, blaming Liam!" Stella said angrily. "That's so immature!"
The group of kids walk away, including Lincoln.
"Hooligans." Clyde insulted.
"Yeah, what he said." Benny said angrily.
"So not cool." Ronnie Anne said.
"Thanks a lot, guys. For ruining a very special day." Lincoln said bitterly and walked off.
"We're innocent, I tell ya!" Lola said. "You guys gotta trust us!"
"Or at least trust the sisters who didn't give Lincoln a wedgie." Lana said, glaring at Lynn.
"Well, this is a fine kettle of fish." Luan said, bewildered. "What could a paintbrush be doing in my pocket?"
"I haven't got a clue." Lucy said
"It sure wasn't pickling daisies!" Lola said. "Quit being such a pigeon, guys! They tried to set us up!"
Leni noticed a large red footprint on a piece of board.
"I'm not ready to accept that, Lola." Lisa said. "At least not without establishing a motive as to why someone would want to implicate us with such contemptible wrongdoings." She pulled out a list of suspects. "Well, it couldn't have been Lincoln."
"I wouldn't put money on that." Lori objected. "Lincoln's not above using trickery. So even he could be one of them."
"It could be Ronnie Anne." Luan said. "She was the one who called Lynn out for her wedgie joke."
"And then there's Clyde." Lynn mentioned.
"And the country boy." Lola said, referring to Liam.
"There's a bunch of possible suspects." Lisa clarified.
"I know who did it!" Leni blurted out.
"What are you talking about, Leni?" Lola questioned. They walk over to Leni.
Leni pointed to the footprint. "The offender stood here, as they pilfered the paintbrush, directly behind Benny, where the offender painted on Mrs. Apple Blossom. And the offender must've painted over the mural and tampered with the flag."
Lisa was impressed. "Why, Leni, that was very good!"
"Hold that thought." Lola got cynical. "So tell us Leni. Who did it?"
"Simple, my fine sisters. It was a foot."
The girls stand there, cowed by Leni's combination of genius and utter stupidity.
"Hard to believe she can dress herself, isn't it?" Lola said.
"But Lola, Leni found a footprint obviously left by the perpetrator of these false allegations." Lisa pointed out.
"No foolin?"
"Good job, dude." Luna gave the ditzy blonde a pat on the head.
"We'll just match their feet to it and trap the rat." Lana said.
"They'll never agree to this type of verification, guys." Lisa said. Her tone became melancholy. "Branded we are, exiled and disgraced! Forevermore!"
Then Lynn lifted up the board. "Well I say we solve this mystery!"
"Yeah, I'm with Lynn!" Lola agreed. "Let's find our rat!"
Then the other sisters agreed to help solve the case.
Liam walked down a lane. The Loud sisters hide in a bush as they truck it beside him. On the other side of the fence, Luan ran along. She tacked a picture of Tabby (his love interest) in a bikini on the fence. Liam spotted this and stopped. With a dopey look on his face, he walked toward the photo, and Lynn placed the painted footprint right in front of him. Liam stopped just short. Leni solved this problem by lifting Liam up onto the board. Liam chose this moment to walk forward. Annoyed, Luan pushed the fencepost forward, knocking Liam over out cold. Lisa then matches the footprint to Liam's right shoe only to find his foot is too small and does not match. Lola kicked the fence in frustration.
Maggie was napping in a hammock in her front yard. Lynn came up to her with the board and lifted her foot onto it. Lisa inspected it, and her footprint is too small too. The sisters frowned at this.
Chandler walked down the sidewalk. One part was covered in wet cement. Chandler decided to step in it, leaving a footprint there as he walked off. The sisters noticed this. Lynn held out the board and Lisa measured the cement print with a ruler and compared it to the red footprint on the wooden board, only to find it's also too short. The sisters' eager smiles drop when they see this.
Stella is using the trampoline in her backyard, bouncing away merrily. Underneath, Lola, Lynn, and Lisa are desperately trying to put the board under where she will land. Unfortunately for them, Stella is always in another spot. Stella jumps on Lola. Lynn, after moving the block on top of Lola, just grabs Stella's legs with her hands instead of trying to place the board under them. She then moved Stella's feet onto the print. Lisa examined them and shook her head. Lola thumped her fist on the board in anger. Lynn let go of Stella, and she shot upward into the sky.
Chaz is walking down the lane, still eating the chocolate balls. He saw the Loud sisters coming towards him with the slab of board. The girls see him and stop. Chaz calmly turned away and walked back down the street. He turned into the lane and Lola beckoned for her sisters to follow her. When she came to the entrance, the lane was empty. Chaz is actually in someone's yard, on the other side of the fence. He watched them through a hole in the fence. The sisters, confused, moved on. Chaz watched them go, eating chocolate balls all the while and smiling sinisterly.
The Loud sisters are walking through town and they spot Ronnie Anne. They go after her.
"Hey Ronnie Anne!" Lola called. Lola turned her around and the sisters saw that she had a paintbrush in her hand. The one that was in Luan's pocket. Ronnie Anne backed away nervously.
"Uh, em, this isn't what it looks like.."
"You're the rat! That was your paintbrush!" Lynn brought Ronnie Anne over to the board.
"No, I didn't do it, Lynn, honest! It wasn't me!"
"Check it out, Lisa! She set us up, didn't she, the little-"
"No match here, Lynn." Lisa said.
"I was just going to paint a new mural for Lincoln!" Ronnie Anne explained. "I felt bad for him!"
Leni saw the sympathy in Ronnie Anne's eyes. "Oh, we didn't know, Ronnie Anne."
"Could've sworn it was her." Lynn said.
"Fine, we'll let you off the hook." Lori said. "..For now."
The sisters walked off and Lynn gave Ronnie Anne the "I'm watching you" sign.
The sisters walk off somewhere in town. A sudden mumbling noise caught their attention. Clyde has been tied up and covered in chocolate balls. There's a sign that has "Chewy Clyde: 50 cents" written on it.
"Candy!" Lana said excitedly. She started to eat the chocolates.
"Careful, Lana! You don't know where that candy's been!" Luan said, and then she read the sign. "Oh look. Chewy Clyde, only fifty cents."
"Why would someone want to cover Clyde in candy?" Lucy questioned.
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Lana said with a mouthful of chocolates in her mouth. Clyde mumbled something. Luan got scared as she saw something.
"Um, guys? Look." She turned the sign around to reveal another one of those mysterious red footprints.
"Oh dear." Lisa said worriedly. "This can only lead to one thing."
"Rotten teeth?" Lana said.
"No Lana. Well, yes. What I'm trying to say is, whomever did this to Clyde is certainly the same scoundrel who's made everyone believe we're to blame for his or her mischief."
All the kids from earlier, including Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, show up and stop when they spot the board with the footprint. Then they see the Loud sisters standing next to a tied up Clyde. Luan is measuring Clyde's foot against the sign.
"Clyde's foot's too small too. The rat's got clodhoppers for feet!"
"Busted!" Chandler said, getting the sisters' attention.
"What did you do to Clyde?" Zach asked.
"Clyde was like this when we found him!" Lola stated. Chaz looked over a fence and saw the Louds and the other kids.
"Yeah right, we saw you guys with our own eyes!" Benny said.
"Please, let me explain!" Lisa said. "We have evidence that proves our own innocence!"
Chaz smiles evilly.
"We've had enough of your lies!" Sam said angrily.
"They humiliated me!" Lincoln said, angry as well.
"That's it! You guys are gonna get it!" Margo said angrily as the kids advanced toward the Loud sisters.
"Someone get me a club!" Maggie said.
"RUN AWAY!" The Loud sisters run away from the crowd.
"Get back here!" Ronnie Anne yelled.
Clyde followed, still tied up, gagged, and blindfolded.
"Hurry up, they're gaining!" Luna said.
Chaz lounged against a tree, perfectly happy with how things were going. One of his friends, Joey, stopped by.
"Hey Chaz, how 'bout giving us a hand here?" Joey asked.
Chaz, mouth full of chocolates, declines.
"Those chocolates will rot your teeth, dude." Joey ran off.
Leni is seen running away from the kids. "Guys, wait up!" Lola's hands reached out of the bush and grabbed her by the feet. She pulled Leni in. Lisa bounces out and lands face first in the dirt. The kids ran past them.
"This way!" Stella yelled.
"It's payback time!" Rusty said.
Lola popped her head out of the bushes. "Gee, that was close!"
"Huh?" Lisa found a chocolate ball in her mouth and took it out. "What's this?" She stood up. "Look! A procession of chocolates!"
A line of chocolate balls are seen, leading away from the Louds.
"Guys, I have a hunch if we follow this trail, it will lead straight to our perpetrator!"
"Time to squeal on the heel!" Luan said.
They followed the trail. Lana ate some candies off of the ground.
"Gritty!"
A black-gloved hand placed chocolates on the ground. The sisters come across a log bridge and cross it. However, Lana becomes distracted by a frog.
"Froggy!"
The other sisters don't notice Lana is missing.
"The rat's literally leading us right to him!" Lori said. "What an idiot!"
The sisters continue along the path. Suddenly, they stop. The path led to a deserted cabin. Lana is back at the pond, feeding the frog chocolates. Then Lana heard voices.
"Try this way!" Chandler said.
"Yeah, let's go this way!" Margo said. The kids start along the path the sisters took.
The Loud sisters stand staring nervously at the door. The door clanged open and shut with the wind.
"You go first, Lucy." Lynn nudged Lucy. Even Lucy didn't want to go in there. The sisters stand there, afraid to go in. A long pause occurred.
"Ah, there's no one in there." Lola said, breaking the silence.
"I concur, Lola." Lisa said. "Why, no one in their right mind would hide in that shed."
The girls turned to leave, but Lana ran to them. "They're coming! They're coming!"
"Quick! In the shed!" Lori ordered. The sisters quickly hide in the shed. There's a small window which provides the only light.
"Hey, check it out! I bet they're in that shed!" Rusty looked in.
"Moo moo. Moo moo moo?" Lana imitated a cow, as the sisters arranged themselves into a cow.
"Quack!" Leni said.
"No sign of your sisters." Rusty said to Lincoln. "Just a cow. I think."
He walked away and the sisters went back to normal.
"Quack? What cow goes quack?" Lola questioned.
"Well, Lola, there have been cases of domestic bovine whose grunt could be misconstrued as somewhat of a quack." Lisa stated.
"G-Guys?" Leni pointed forward. The girls, cowed, look straight ahead. In front of them is the shadowy figure of Chaz.
"Look! It's the perpetrator!" Lisa said.
"Who is it? I can't see!" Lola said as Leni was holding her upside down.
"Hiya Chaz!" Leni greeted, dropping Lola and waving at the figure.
"Chaz?" Lori questioned.
"Chaz!" Lola stood up. "Why you backstabbing two timing-what's the big idea setting us up?"
Then the person turned on a lightbulb, revealing not to be Chaz, but Aunt Ruth.
"Sweet nothings'll get you everywhere!"
"AUNT RUTH!" The girls exclaimed.
"I...didn't see that coming." Lynn said.
"Better late than never, I always say."
"RUN AWAY!" The girls throw open the door to find the kids still lingering.
"Hey, there they are!" Sam pointed.
"Let's tear them apart!" Ronnie Anne said viciously.
"KIDS!" They go back inside and face their aunt. "AUNT RUTH!"
Ronnie Anne pounded on the door. "Come out here and take your punishment!"
"Looks like I've got some wanted women. Bail is set at...a bunch of foot rubs!" Aunt Ruth showed her bare and repulsive foot.
"Whatdowedowhatdowedo?!" Luna panicked. The door heaved again, pushing them forward.
"I've got em! I've got em!" Margo yelled.
"We're caught in a vortex of impending doom!" Lisa panicked. "Trapped like animals, fresh for the slaughter!"
"Just a couple foot rubs right here!" Aunt Ruth wiggles her toes. "And don't forget my extra toe!"
The sisters looked back and forth between the angry kids and their repulsive aunt.
The sisters are taped to a fence and pelted with fruit.
"This isn't so bad." Lynn said, before she was hit in the face with an apple.
"I'm actually enjoying it." Lana said.
"Me too." Luan said. "It's kinda like getting hit with pies. But less-" She got hit with a banana peel. "-a-PEEL-ing."
"The lesser of two evils, I suppose." Lisa said and got hit with grapes. "Although, I can't help but feel something isn't right here."
Lana caught an orange on her face. "Got me!"
Fruit basket empty, the kids leave.
"Well, I feel good." Maggie said.
"That was fun!" Darcy said.
"That'll teach ya!" Chandler said.
"Stinkers!" Margo said.
"I hit them twice, buddy." Benny said to Apple Blossom.
"Looks good on ya." Ronnie Anne said. She and Lincoln stayed behind. Then Chaz tapped Ronnie Anne's shoulder.
"Excuse me, kid. Can I have some more?"
"Man, you're a little piggy, aren't you?" Ronnie Anne poured chocolate balls into Chaz's tin from a huge bag.
"I'm confused as to why you're providing me with these chocolates, but Chaz ain't complaining."
"Chocolates!" The sisters realized. Ronnie Anne began to shake.
"Where'd you get those from?" Lola asked.
"Get what?" Ronnie Anne turned around, revealing a boot with the sole painted red. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Look! A paint splattered boot!" Lucy said.
"I smell something rotten..." Leni said.
Ronnie Anne triumphantly tossed the boot away. "Yes! It was me!"
"And it was me!" Lincoln admitted.
"And we'd do it again!" Ronnie Anne said.
Lola got angry. "Why you little rats, wait'll I-"
"But why, bro?" Luna asked in shock. "Why implicate us?"
"Revenge takes no prisoners, Luna!" Lincoln said proudly.
"Revenge?" Lynn questioned. "What the jug did we do?!"
Lincoln got up in her face. "You ruined a perfectly good pair of underpants, you big brute!"
"Oh, the wedgie." Lori realized.
"Oh yeah, that was funny." Luan giggles.
"Stop it!" Lincoln yelled. "I have never been so humiliated in all my life." He remembered what Lynn did as we cut to a flashback. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne narrate.
Lincoln: Your mocking laughter, gouging at my pride just like my undies.
Ronnie Anne: It was at that moment...I formulated Lincoln's revenge. With everyone distracted, I went to action. It began simply by painting on Benny's doll. (Ronnie Anne is hiding in a bush as she painted on Apple Blossom's face) Then I waited for him to notice and for Luan to get the blame.
Benny: "Holy cow!"
Ronnie Anne: Bingo. My fiendish plan was working. And that's when I got Lincoln in on the plan.
Lincoln: The next move was painting over the mural when everyone was distracted, messing it up with silly faces. We added the colored handprints so it would seem like you guys messed up our mural.
Ronnie Anne: And let's not forget the flag. Can you believe I can sow like Leni? I must've learned from Carlota. Anyway, ignoring the butterflies in my belly, we needed to protect our innocence so we chose a patsy to keep you lamebrains off our trail. (Lincoln is seen giving Chaz some chocolates)
Lincoln: In enters Chaz, who's insatiable appetite for my chocolate balls fit snugly into our plans.
(Ronnie Anne is seen painting a work boot)
Ronnie Anne: Feeling creative, I decided to tease and taunt you with false clues. Tidbits of information to tickle your nosy parker ways. (Ronnie Anne is seen placing the wet painted boot on the piece of board. Then Lincoln placed an Ace Savvy comic on a fishing hook, and the pole was tied to a false tree branch.
Lincoln: Artfully, we staged the diversions. Luring Clyde with a new Ace Savvy comic was pure genius. (Clyde is reading the dangling comic as Lincoln pulled him away in a wagon) As he would have known to cement my freedom from sin. The chocolate balls remained a constant theme. (Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are seen gluing chocolate balls to a bound and gagged Clyde) But was I satisfied? I should say not. We prepared ourselves for the enlistment of some help. (Lincoln and Ronnie Anne go over to Aunt Ruth's house) Happy to see me, Aunt Ruth ordered me to rub her feet as usual. I introduced her to Ronnie Anne and wheezed my proposal about you rotten eggs. She agreed, and a deal was struck. (Aunt Ruth, Lincoln, and Ronnie Anne shared a spit shake to seal the deal) I had goosebumps as I laid a trail of chocolates that would seal your fate. (Lincoln is seen placing the chocolates and then hustling Aunt Ruth inside when he hears his sisters are coming) It was all I could do to contain the excitement in the air.
Ronnie Anne: Vengeance would be ours. So we pulled ourselves together for our final performance- (Ronnie Anne and Lincoln are seen calling the kids to the trail)-and nailed your butts.
(Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are seen standing behind the kids as they pound on the door. They're laughing their heads off)
In reality, the two are laughing their heads off as well. Lola is fuming red and Lynn foamed at the mouth. The others sisters are surprised and Lisa is amazed.
"Ingenious!" Lisa said.
"What?" Lori said.
"I mean, a little long-winded, mind you, but absolutely cunning."
Lana's stomach rumbles. "Also, do you have any candy left?"
"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Lola roared. "YOU BUCK-TOOTH WHITE HAIRED PUNK!"
"Quiet, bigmouth!" Ronnie Anne yelled. Lola is instantly silenced. "We have a deal to complete."
She snapped her fingers.
Aunt Ruth showed up behind the fence. "Oh boy! You rebels are coming with me!"
Aunt Ruth got in her truck and towed the sisters away. The sisters screamed as they were dragged away to the woods, presumably back to the cabin. Ronnie Anne and Lincoln laughed, but then Lincoln looked guilty.
"You think we were too harsh on them?"
"Wasn't Lynn harsh on you?"
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
"Lynn humiliated you, and we humiliated her. So you guys are even."
"Well, I guess I should say...don't mess with the best, suckas!"
Ronnie Anne laughed. "Let's go, lame-o."
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln walked off, but Lincoln slipped on a stray banana peel. "Ronnie! Owie!"