This chapter is a parody of the episode: See No Ed
It was another weekend. Lynn is seen riding her skateboard in the skate park. She rode up a ramp and flew straight up, to the astonishment of her gathered sisters.
"Don't try this at home, kids." Lynn told her siblings.
"This would be impossible, as I would hit the ceiling." Lana said. Lynn came back down.
"She makes it look so easy." Luna commented. Lynn rode into an elastic band tied between two spikes.
"Lynn! Assist me!" Lana grabbed onto Lynn as Lynn sailed upward again. "Tell me the secrets of this skateboard."
"Oh man, Lana's clueless." Luan said, who was holding Mr. Coconuts.
"Don't sweat it, Lana. What you don't know won't hurt ya." Lynn slammed a helmet on Lana, and Lana fell into the ramp. Luan caught the board.
"Nice one, Lana!" Luan commented.
"Decent, to say the least." Lynn commented. She pulled out her bike and rode down the ramp, skidding to a stop. Her sisters cheered.
Luan jumped on the board. "Let's boogie, Coconuts."
"Get in line, Luan!" Lola yanked the board away and Luan fell into the base of the ramp. "It's my turn. I'm gonna kick butt."
Lynn is now chugging a soda. "Hey Stinkoln, I bet I could even teach you to do an ollie….Stinkoln?" Lincoln isn't here. "Oh right, I forgot Lincoln wasn't here. Where is he anyway?"
"I'm not sure." Luan replied. "I haven't seen him at all today. Not even at breakfast."
"Yeah, and he loves Sausage Saturday." Lana added.
"Maybe he slept in today." Lori said.
"Nah, the smell of Dad's sausage would've woke him up." Lucy pointed out. The others agreed.
"So none of us have seen Lincoln." Lynn clarified.
"He's probably just spending the weekend at Clyde's place." Leni said.
"Leni might be right." Lori said. Then Lori's watch beeped. "Hey, it's time for the Dream Boat marathon!"
"Yay!" Lola cheered. "Come on people, let's get home! The cookies and milk are on me." She looked down at Lana. "Hey Lana, catch me!"
Lola jumped off the ramp. Lana has her hands out to catch her sister but Lola landed on top of her instead. "I'm okay. Lana broke my fall."
The sisters are back at home, watching the Dream Boat marathon. Karen, the blonde female captain is seen onscreen. "I really like Bryant, but I really like Blaine too. I don't know who to choose."
"Oh come on, we know she has a crush on Bryant already." Lori pointed out.
"The Dream Boat will be back after these commercials." An announcer said.
"These cookies are almost as stale as wood." Luan said. She voiced Mr. Coconuts. "You wooden believe it."
"They're still edible." Lola said, eating one of the cookies.
"Too bad Lincoln is missing out on this marathon." Lynn said. "I wonder if he's planning something?"
"What makes you say that?" Lisa wondered.
"Well, he just left without telling any of us."
"Like Leni said before, he's probably at Clyde's house or something." Lori said.
Lana bit into a cookie, then spit it out. "I know how you feel, Luan. I wouldn't even eat these cookies." She throws it away. Charles jumped and ate it.
"I'm gonna get a soda." Lana walked off to the kitchen and opened the cooler. She noticed something strange inside. "How the heck did that get in there?"
Lana came back to the living room wearing a zombie mask she found in the cooler. She started acting like a zombie. "I'm a zombie! Feed me a brain, feed me a brain! Look at me!" She leapt onto Lola. "You've got a zombie on your head! Give me your brain!"
Lola pushed her twin off. "Cut it out, Lana!"
"Hey, where'd you get that?" Lynn took the mask from Lana.
"I found it in the cooler." Lana said.
"What's a mask doing in a cooler?"
"Too weird, brah." Luna commented.
"Big deal." Lola said. "It's just one of Lincoln's stupid Halloween costumes. Now let's not forget the marathon. Cookie, anyone?" She reached into the cookie box and pulled out a zombie glove. "Zombie hand! Get it off! That's so gross!"
"Repulsive." Lisa commented.
Luan grabbed the glove. "I gotta admit I glove how real this looks."
Lynn snatched the glove. "What'd I tell ya? That dork's up to something! Come on, Lucy and Lana, you're coming with me to find Lincoln!"
Lana and Lucy follow their older sister.
Leni is confused. "O-kay. Hey guys, where are you going?"
"Wake up, will you?" Lola explained. "Lynn, Lana and Lucy are looking for Lincoln as a group. I'm going with Lori, Lisa, and Luan.
"Leni, you can come with me." Luna said.
"Okie-dokie Luna!"
And so the search began.
The jock, the plumber, and the goth are at Clyde's house. They're talking with his parents.
"No, we haven't seen Lincoln." Harold said.
"I'm assuming he's hanging out with Clyde." Howard said.
"Well, where did they say they were going?" Lynn asked.
"The park." Harold said.
"Let's go check there." Lana suggested.
The eldest sibling, the comedian, the young genius, and the pageant girl checked Lynn's Table and Burpin Burger. Now they're at Gus' Games and Grub, but Lincoln's not there either.
"He's not here either, Lori." Lisa pointed out as the four sisters went back out.
At the mall, Luna was looking around while Leni was under a store mannequin. Lincoln wasn't under it, of course. And Leni has checked all the other mannequins as well.
Lynn, Lucy, and Lola were at Ketchum Park but saw no Lincoln. Lynn texted the other sisters to report to the park and waited for them. Lynn checked her watch. It was 2:38, then it ticked over to 2:39. "What's takin em?"
"Maybe they went shopping or they're ordering food." Lana said.
Then Lori, Lola, Luan, and Lisa arrived.
"Hey guys!" Lori called.
"Hey, any sign of Stinkoln?" Lynn asked.
"Nope." Luan said.
"But I found a gold earring." Lola said, holding out an earring. "Pretty great huh?"
"Yeah, real nice." Lynn said sarcastically. Then Luna and Leni join them.
"We couldn't find Lincoln." Luna informed them.
"Gee, I hope he's ok." Leni said, slightly worried.
"Yes, I'm feeling a bit perturbed." Lisa said.
"We checked all the places he would hang out at." Lori said. "Well, most of them."
Lola panicked. "What if he got lost or kidnapped or-"
"Stop it!" Leni yelled. "Don't say that!"
"Guys, chill." Lynn said assuringly. "He's probably planning something big. I don't know where but he's around here somewhere."
Lynn moved forward and looked down. There was a...brain? Next to her foot. "Whoa." She picked it up.
"Is that a brain?" Lana wondered.
"Brain?" Lucy was intrigued. "Is it real?"
"Probably not." Lana said.
"First, a zombie mask, then, a zombie glove, and now…"
The camera zoomed out. The kids looked into the woods. A trail of brains is seen, leading into the woods.
"Zombie food!" Lucy exclaimed. "Wicked."
The siblings walked towards the woods.
"I've never observed so many brains in one place!" Lisa said fascinated.
"This is freaking me out." Lori commented.
Lucy got ahead. Lynn got paranoid. "Lincoln's watching our every move! Hello." Lynn is standing at the entrance to something called "Scary Land". It appeared to be a spooky-themed amusement park, with coffin swings, fake snake vines, and brains everywhere. The other siblings saw this.
"Scary Land?" Luna read quizzically.
"It's like a spooky themed amusement park." Lucy said, getting excited. "I've always wished for something like this."
"What'd I tell ya?" Lynn said. "The man with the plan is written all over this." Lynn enters. "I heard scary theme parks bring bad luck."
"Looks like fun." Lucy ran in.
"Don't go in there, Lucy!"
Lucy ran into a coffin swing. "Whoo-hoo. Too much fun."
Lynn blocked Lola from entering. "Hang on, squirt."
Lana passed Lynn, unworried. "Come on Lynn, let's just have some fun!"
The sisters all entered the park, not heeding Lynn's warnings.
"You guys!" Then Lynn noticed a ticket booth with a skull on top, which was an animatronic. It laughed wickedly. Creeped out by it, the sporty girl kicked the booth away. "Lori?"
Lori doesn't back her up. She is seen swinging on snake vines, having chosen instead to have fun with the park's toys and rides. Lana and Lisa are inside a treehouse filled with fake brains.
"These brains are so gross and stretchy." Lana said, amazed, as she played with one.
"I ponder what you could do with a fake brain." Lisa said.
"This!" Lana threw a brain at Lisa.
"Wanna wrestle, huh? Here I come!" Lisa tackled Lana and the two wrestled in the treehouse.
"Suckers!" Lynn said to her siblings. "Lincoln will be here any minute to take your cash!" She slipped on a brain. "Slipping on a brain. That's new."
Lynn became paranoid. "Show yourself, Stinkoln!"
"There's no one here but us brains, Lynn." Lana said.
"I know you're here, Stinkoln! Come on out!"
Luna, swinging on a vine, grabbed Lynn. "Chill out, dude."
"Let me go." Lynn broke free and fell. She fell past Luan who was juggling brains, then pulled out her bike. "Ah-ha!"
Lynn hit the forest floor before she could get on the bike.
"Hey Lynn, watch! Relax, go with the flow." Lucy started to swing on a vine, but the rope snapped in two, leaving her hanging to it. "Ahh! What happened?"
"Oh, here we go." Lynn said, with her fears being realized.
Lucy hung upside down. "Help me, someone."
"Fear not, as I will save you!" Lana swings forward on a rope. On the back-swing, she hits the tree. She falls to a wooden platform, and the door of the treehouse above her gives way. Brains tumbled out onto Lana and Lisa.
"Help me." Lucy said in a stoic tone.
"The bad luck is moving in." Lynn said, paranoid.
"Lynn, check out this slide!" Luna jumped onto it.
"Wait Luna, don't!" Lynn warned. The slide compresses like a spring. It shreds through a bridge that Lola and Leni are on, leaving them dangling over the forest floor.
"Help, Lola, help!" Leni cried.
"Leni!" Lola held onto her. The slide compresses completely and rebounds, sending Luna skyward.
"This is out of control!" Lynn said with dread.
"Lynn, do something!" Luna's skirt is caught on a loose nail. "This is not cool."
Luna slipped out of her skirt and fell. Lynn watched, starstruck, and took a picture on her phone. Luna fell and landed in a coffin tire. She hung by the top of her head and her underwear is shown, with a skull on it. "Lynn, help, I'm stuck!"
"Help, Lynn. My head's going to explode." Lucy said.
"Lynn, hurry! I can't hold on forever!" Lola panicked.
"My legs are chafing!" Leni yelled.
"Oh man!" Lynn looked worried.
"Lynn, the weight of these brains are crushing us!" Lana yelled, as she and Lisa were struggling to get free. Lynn backed away, looking at the wreckage.
"Lynn, help!" Lori yelled, tangled in a vine. "This is literally wrecking my hair!"
"Help me!" Luan has fallen and is injured.
The jock backed up against a tree, paranoid and scared. "I've gotta be next. I'm the only one left."
She ran away. "You ain't getting me, Lincoln! I'm onto ya! Later."
"Where's she going?" Luna wondered.
"What's she blubbering about?" Lola said.
"Lincoln's not even here!" Lana said.
"But where the heck is he?" Lori wondered.
Lynn ran through the woods. Lincoln and his friends are seen nearby, but Lynn doesn't notice.
Clyde heard Lynn scream. "Ssh! Ssh! This is becoming too risky, fellows. If we don't find Lincoln's mask, our Scary Land will be all for nothing."
Lincoln is wearing a zombie costume.
"Lincoln, we've been looking all day." Rusty said. "Where'd you put it?"
"I swear, I thought I put it in my room." Lincoln said. "Maybe. I just can't remember."
"Did you check your costume?" Liam searches through Lincoln's zombie costume.
"Um, I lost my glove too." Lincoln admitted, showing his gloveless hand.
"You bonehead!" Rusty scolded.
"Hey, you try to keep track of everything on the schedule!" Lincoln said in defense. "It's not easy."
"Lincoln has a point, but-" Stella stopped when Rusty took off Lincoln's costume and inspected it, leaving Lincoln in his underwear. "Well, we can clearly see it isn't on Lincoln's person."
"We could've made loads of money with this idea." Rusty said, despondently. He became vengeful. "I've gotta find that mask!"
He stole Clyde's clothes. He shook his pants and his underwear fell out. Clyde hid his nude body behind Lincoln.
"For heaven's sakes, Rusty, control yourself! Excuse me, Lincoln."
Rusty is only in his boxers now. "Aah, quit your gripin.' Keep looking!"
Liam and Zach looked at each other, shrugged, and took their clothes off. Rusty was about to go for Stella.
"Don't you dare." She said sternly.
All Zach found was a fake brain in his pocket. He offered it to Rusty. "Brain?"
Rusty slapped it away. "Cut it out, Zach. I'm looking over there." He pointed in a direction and walked off. His friends followed.
"Buy one, get one free!" Zach said as he juggled two brains.
Clyde covered himself. "Rusty, I can't find my underwear!"