A parody of the episode: Robbin Ed.
Also, I made fanart based off this episode on Deviantart, so you can check that out. Hope you enjoy it.
At the Loud house, Lola, Lincoln and Lana are having a sale. A crowd of kids are gathered in front of them.
"Does your life stink like this girl's?" Lola said, pointing at Lana who is standing underneath a hose, getting soaked. "Not with this Thingamajig!"
She pressed a button, and an umbrella popped out of the dispenser. Lana used it to shield herself and smiled, and the watching kids clapped.
"Stupefying, isn't it? But that ain't all the Thingamajig can do!"
Lincoln is reading from a script before looking at the audience. "There's more?" He grinned sheepishly.
"A lot more! Lana?" Lola pointed at her twin, who didn't say her line so Lola slapped her.
"I have nowhere to sit!" Lana said.
"No problemo, Lana! The Thingamajig here is the only thing you'll ever need!"
Lola put the contraption on the ground and pressed the button. A chair shot out of it and landed right behind Lana. Lana sat in it, happy. Lincoln read, then looked at the camera. "No pro-ble-mo!"
"It changed my life!" Lola stated.
Lincoln read more as he walked towards the kids. "Your good looks won't sell me that fast, ma'am! What's this gonna cost us hard-working stiffs?" Darcy peeked at the script, and Lincoln hid it.
"Yeah, I bet it costs a lot!" Maggie said.
"A techno-marvel like this could cost you up to a million bucks!" Lola explained. "But for the next five minutes, you can have it for one easy payment of twenty-five cents!"
The kids eagerly rushed up and bought the Thingamajig boxes.
"Sweet doggies!" Liam said excitedly. "I've gotta show this to Me-maw!"
"I can't wait to try this!" Benny said excitedly.
"Gee whillikers, this Thingamajig rocks my socks!" Darcy said excitedly.
After the kids left, Lincoln turned his attention to the twins. "Ladies, I distinctly remember assembling only one Thingamajig. How could we sell more than one Thingamajig when only one exists?"
The twins giggled. Lincoln, horrified, rushed to the boxes and threw one open. It contained nothing but light bulbs. Lincoln looked at his sisters while Lana continued to laugh, causing Lola to hit her with a boxing glove from the Thingamajig.
"Lola, how could you? You falsely swindled those unsuspecting children out of their allowances. You've done some bad things, but not like this! Double dipping within one deception is wrong!"
Throughout his griping, Lola is bent down and she then stuffed a sock in Lincoln's mouth. "Let's go buy some candy." She ran off.
"Are you going to finish that?" Lana asked Lincoln.
Lola, Lana, and Lincoln run through the neighborhood. Behind them, a shadowy figure alights on a tree branch. The figure looked down suspiciously and then took off again. Lola continued down the lane. Lana, eating the sock, followed. She suddenly saw something and backtracked.
"Oh, look! Up in the sky!" Lana pointed at the figure. The figure is silhouetted against the sky, perched on a telephone wire.
"Is that a bird?" Lincoln wondered.
"Could be a plane!" Lana thought.
"What bird?" Lola asked. "Does it have a quarter in its mouth? 'Cause if I get my hands on it I'll–"
The figure zip-lined down the wire, kicking Lola in the face. Lola sailed into a dumpster. The figure let go of the wire and fell.
"Oh, my aching-" The dark figure landed on the dumpster lid, bringing it down on Lola. Lola loses her jar. Not missing a beat, the marauder grabbed it.
"Holy cow!" Lana exclaimed. The unnamed masked marvel leaped on Lola, using her as a diving board. She leaped into the construction site and took off with Lola's rotten spoils.
"Hey! Get back here with my money!" Lola yelled. Lincoln noticed some cherries at the scene of the crime.
"Cherries?"
"Did you see that?" Lana said excitedly. "She just swooped in and Pow! Right in your kisser, Lola. I bet she's got like mutant-power feet or something!"
"SHE STOLE MY CASH!" Lola yelled in Lana's face.
"I wonder who this mysterious marauder could be." Lincoln said. "It seems odd that he'd appear out of nowhere just in the nick of time."
"Oh I know who she is!" Lola paused. "Okay, so I don't know."
The kids are at the Thingamajig stand, grousing. Darcy ran up. "Guys, my box had no Thingamajig!"
"Mine was full of bricks!" Maggie griped.
"I've been foisted upon!" Darcy cried.
Liam threw his box, and he flexed his muscles angrily. "I'll teach those dang Louds with my foot at their-" The jar of money landed in the middle of the gathering. The kids look up at the shadowy figure.
"Your money is safe and sound, good citizens! Rip-offs are a thing of the past, for I–" The figure swooped up, revealing herself to be a superhero with a coconut on her head, a ponytail, buck teeth, a pink tank top, grass skirt, and sandals with flowers on them. Her sidekick is a dummy with a coconut mask of his own. His blue shirt had the initials W.N on it. "–Coconut Gal, and Wonder Nut, will protect you!"
The hero and sidekick looked very familiar. Coconut Gal zoomed off.
"Is the circus in town?" Liam asked.
"That girl saved our money!" Benny said happily.
"Who was that masked marvel?" Darcy wondered.
Lincoln is examining the crime scene. "Whomever it was seems to have a complex personality. Really, cherries?"
"We gotta find this guy, and get my money!" Lola said angrily. Then the kids run by, taunting the three Loud siblings.
"Suckers!" Maggie said.
"You ain't the Mister Smart Guys, huh, Louds?" Liam said.
"I believe this belongs to you." Darcy put the jar on the dumpster and ran off. "Free! We're free at last!"
Lola looked into the jar, amazed. "That girl gave them back their money."
"Oh boy! This girl must be some comic book hero guy!" Lana said excitedly.
"Well, she's no Ace Savvy." Lincoln said. "Really, Lana. What we have here is a carefree upstanding young woman who's simply trying to do the right thing. Why, I applaud her-"
Lola grabbed him. "Oh yeah?" She shook him. "This place ain't big enough for the two of us!" Lincoln looked dazed. "I will have my day, scam wrecker-upper!"
Lola laughed evilly.
Lincoln, as an old man with a mustache, is at a stand. He's holding a fake quarter. The stand promises...Fresh Butts? The butts were really sports balls attached to each other.
"How embarrassing." He groaned. "Do I really have to go through with this?"
Lola whispered through her teeth. "Yes! C'mon! Do it now!"
"Um, I would like to purchase one of your butts." He handed Lola the quarter. "If I may. Please, take my hard-earned money!"
Lola called to the sky. "You got it, sucker! I mean, customer! Here's your brand-new butt!" She gave one to Lincoln.
"Oh, happy day! Thank you, dishonest store clerk! I will go and use my butt now!" Lincoln walked down the street with his new "butt."
"Hey!" He rubbed his butt. "Hold your horses! This butt's been used!"
"Ha-ha! You've been fooled!" Lola said through a megaphone. "I have ripped off the innocent yet again!"
She whispered to Lana through the megaphone. "Keep an eye out, Lana."
Lana peered from between the butts, looking with binoculars. "Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh–" She spotted Coconut Gal. "I see her, Lola!"
"Right on time." Lola said expectantly.
Coconut Gal approaches the scam. "Shed a tear, 'cause Coconut Gal is here!"
"Waahaahaahaahaa!" Lola leaped behind the scam and tore off all her clothes and a pair of fuzzy dice. She then took her underwear back and leapt out. "You've met your match, Coconut Gal! Prepare yourself for...Black Diamond!"
Lola is dressed in a black and pink cape, a black mask, black gloves, a tiara with black diamonds, pink socks, and an undershirt and underwear. Black Diamond cackles evilly.
"The evildoer has arrived!" Lana pointed out.
"She's lost it. Honestly." Lincoln said with disbelief.
"Unhand that money, Black Diamond!" Coconut Gal ordered.
"Never!" Black Diamond stepped on a pedal, and the counter disappeared, replaced with a getaway vehicle. "I will now make my escape in my bad-to-the-bone, meaner than a junkyard dog, Black Diamond Flyer!"
The flyer drifted away as Black Diamond laughed. The villain realized she had no vehicle. "Oops."
Black Diamond made a break for it on foot. Coconut Gal whistled, and Wonder Nut appeared on a unicycle. Black Diamond got on the unicycle and they charged after Black Diamond.
"It's coconut time!"
"I sense a fight scene coming on!" Lana said excitedly. Black Diamond darted into the backyard of the Loud house and Coconut Gal followed. She entered the yard and looked around, not seeing her nemesis. Suddenly, Black Diamond leapt from behind the tree and onto the hero. Lana was watching. "Oh no! Lincoln! Black Diamond has unmasked Coconut Gal!"
Black Diamond leapt to her feet, brandishing the coconut mask. "You're through, Coconut Gal! Reveal yourself!"
Coconut Gal stood up, revealing she is wearing another coconut mask. "There's two halves to every coconut, Black Diamond!"
Lincoln was impressed. "That was clever."
"Oh yeah? Well my Ray-of-Rhinestones will knock your toes off!" Black Diamond shot the neon diamonds out of her tiara at Coconut Gal.
"Think fast, CG!" She used her mask to deflect and absorb the rays.
"The Ray of Rhinestones will never penetrate the Force-Peel of Coconut!" Lana said. Coconut Gal is forced backwards but continues to fight. Black Diamond advanced on the hero. Coconut Gal reached into her grass skirt and pulled out a cherry. She bit the stem off and threw the rest at her foe.
"Had enough, Coconut-" The cherry entered the villain's mouth and lodged in her throat as Coconut Gal watched and grinned. The villain choked. Suddenly, her head inflated and deflated as air came out of her mouth, causing her to fly around like a hot air balloon. Her head was back to normal size and she fell. Coconut Gal charged at the falling villain and knocked her into the fence, next to a hose. Black Diamond looked at the hose and got an idea. Coconut Gal dived at Black Diamond, ready to finish the job. But the villain pointed the hose at Wonder Nut.
"Freeze, Coconut Gal! Or the sidekick swells up like a balloon!"
The hero stopped in midair. Black Diamond moved the hose closer to the gal's sidekick. "Wonder Nut!" Coconut Gal got angry. "This is between me and you, Black Diamond!"
"Give me an excuse."
Lincoln and Lana look worried.
"Wait! Take me! I'm the one you want!" The hero begged, defeated. "I surrender, Black Diamond."
Coconut Gal and Wonder Nut hang from a tree. They are tied together by a rope. Meanwhile, Lana and Lincoln push Lana's tub of mud underneath the heroic duo. Lana and Lincoln are dressed as Lola's minions.
"But Lola, not my mud!" Lana whined.
"Silence, henchmen!" Lola ordered.
"C'mon Lola, hasn't this gone on long enough?" Lincoln indicates his clothes as he was wearing a pink undershirt and underwear. "Look at me!"
"Will you two just laugh like evil henchmen for Pete's sake?"
Lincoln faked an unenthusiastic laugh and Lana laughed tearfully. Black Diamond indicated the mud. "Take a good look at your tomb of doom, Coconut Gal!"
The villain laughed evilly. Liam, Maggie, Darcy, Benny, Luna, and some other kids showed up.
"Look!" Liam said, scared. "Our hero dangles like mah scarecrow over a open fire!"
"Wait, what?" Coconut Gal said, confused.
"Your mud pit awaits!" Black Diamond began lowering the dynamic duo.
"My mud, Lincoln." Lana said, unhappily.
Coconut Gal and Wonder Nut descend towards the tub. Black Diamond laughed evilly as the kids watched, terrified. Our hero is an inch from the surface when a yell is heard.
"Release the mud!" Lana held the Thingamajig. "Cause I, Average Lana, says so." She activated the Thingamajig. A pair of biting teeth shoot out of the Thingamajig. Coconut Gal twisted, and the teeth sliced through his ropes. Then Coconut Gal grabbed the rope and swung to the fence where the kids were watching.
"Lana!" Black Diamond yelled as her sister just betrayed her.
"Leave a mark, Coconut Dude!" Luna yelled out.
"I give! I give!" Black Diamond attempted to escape, but Coconut Gal beat her up.
"My mud is safe to ferment another day, Lincoln." Lana said proudly.
"Thank you for sharing that information, Lana." Lincoln said, happy. Coconut Gal tied up her nemesis and sent her flying over the fence. Lana and Lincoln smiled, and the kids cheered. Coconut Gal bowed to the audience.
"Oh yeah?" Black Diamond got up and the kids looked at her. "Well don't count your seeds before they hatch, Coconut Gal. For like a bean burrito, I shall return! Henchmen, to the Diamond Fortress!"
"Well, this has been an interesting day." Lincoln commented. Lana grabbed the defeated Black Diamond and followed Lincoln. Coconut Gal gave a speech.
"Citizens of Royal Woods. Black Diamond will no longer threaten your weekly allowances. As I, Coconut Gal, and the Wonder Nut, will always fight for justice and the–"
"Give it a rest, Luan." Luna interrupted, as the kids knew it was Luan in disguise now.
"Yeah, we've already heard it." Maggie said. The kids walked off.
"Bye Coconut Lady." Darcy waved to the hero.
"Ah like her tropical fruit mask." Liam commented.
"Back to the Coconut Cave, Wonder Nut!" Luan took off on her unicycle.
"Another day-OW!" She hit a trash can. "And another cherry pie, huh buddy?"
Our heroes raced into the sunset, ready to fight crime the next time it reared it's surprisingly good-looking head.