Ch 3- For Your Eyes Only
Wonder Woman
Diana looked in horror and grief as the plane crashed into the ocean and Aresia going down with it as she tried in vain to launch the missiles that would have carried her virus globally.
Then she heard it, in her grief, she heard the sounds of a boat in the water. Shaking away thoughts of Charon come to collect her lost sister she saw that it was a power boat of man-s world or rather it was a yacht and on it's deck there was her lost sister, alive, tied up and gagged.
"I do believe this belongs to you ladies." A voice was heard from the small yachts exterior speakers.
Shayera, herself and her mother immediately boarded the vessel and retrieved their rogue sister.
"Thanks stranger, better get to shore soon, this one unleashed a deadly virus and we need to get everyone vaccinated soon.
"Will do." The voice replied and Diana could hear that it was a bit sickly which meant whoever piloted the vessel was already seriously infected.
"You sound very sick, come on out so we can administer the vaccine on the Watchtower." Diana offered and the voice muttered a few things before the door to the pilot's cabin opened and out came.
"No way! James Bond to the rescue!" Shayera said all of a sudden as her mouth fell to the floor as the man came out. A tall, broad shouldered man who looked to be in the advance stages of the virus.
At that Shayera saw the man's face turn into a frown before a smile came back as he raised his wrist watch to his mouth.
"HQ,, this is Bond...cover compromised, request extraction 007 ...out." He said and Diana was surprised to see Shayera give out a small squeal of delight, before he started to sway and Diana caught him before he hit the ground from fever.
Hippolyta moved to help send him down prone and prepared a wet ragg for his forehead.
A few minutes latter they where on the Watchtower as the man was in a semiconscious state, hooked to an oxygen mask and was being taken into another room by J'onn who was the first to recover,
"So, how do you know Mr Bond?" Diana asked Shayera as she and her mother distributed the vaccine and made plans to take Aresia back to Paradise Island.
"What? No! His name's not James Bond. James Bond is a character he plays." Shayera replied as she kept giving semi-hero worship in her eyes at the recovering but still sick form.
"An actor? What was he doing in the middle of the Ocean?" Her mother asked.
"He was there on my recommendations." Diana jumped into a fighting stance before she remembered that it was Batman.
"How can you manage to still sneack up on the 3 of us with one foot in the grave?" Diana asked with an annoyed yet friendly tone.
Batman, who was still sickly, only gave a small grin at that.
"I was unable to join the chase but I followed it on the monitor, I noticed the plane crashed near where Mr Wayne was and asked him to give any aide he can." Batman replied.
"Damn Bats you are full of surprises, who else you got on speed dial?" Shayera teased.
"Who else do you need?" Batman asked in challenge.
"What kind of movies does he act in?" Diana asked in curiosity.
"They are spy stories." Shayera replied.
"Are they any good?"
"His character is a racist, raging, alcoholic, womanizing scumbag and the movies are shocking, outrageous, sexist, insulting, appalling and I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF THEM! Hey can you get him back here! I won't forgive myself if I don't get a picture." Shayera said and there was a small frown on Batman's face that Diana could barely perceive.
"Very well, Mr Wayne you are needed upstairs." Batman shouted in the hall and left and a minute latter Mr Wayne walked in.
"Let me guess, now comes the painfull part, the bill!" He joked.
"Can I have a picture with you and an autograph?"
"Certainly Miss Hawk."
"I don't think that would sit well with Batman. Perhaps we should ask him first." Diana said and moved to the comm link.
"My station my rules." Mr Wayne said right before she could touch the link in her ear.
"What? You..you are the anonymous donor that paid for the Watchtower?" Diana said in surprise.
"Not so loud, don't let my shareholders know I just spend money on this, they think I'm using it to make more money!" Diana could not help but grin a bit at Mr Wayne's charms and words.
"So anyway, about those pictures, you know what let's go ask him! Hey Batman...Oh Batman!" Bruce shouted in the hall as he left the room and then after less than a minute Batman walked in, he seemed a bit more tired than before.
"Pictures are allright. I'm needed in Gotham, I'll tell Mr Wayne on the way to the hangar bay." Batman said and left the room and once more Mr Wayne came in and he seemed more tired than before and his clothes where a bit of a mess.
"So, pictures?" He said and pulled out a polaroid.
Diana was the one who took a few pictures, one particular riskey was when Shayera insisted for her to take a shot only of her open legs as she held her mace to the side as Mr Wayne's entire body could be seen in the space between the open legs as he pointed a crossbow at her.
"Just like in the poster For Your Eyes Only! Please tell me your gonna make a remake of it like Octopussy" Shayera said in delight before Mr Wayne only gave wink and a shush motion with his index finger before he left the Watchtower.
After that she and her mother decided to watch one of his movies, Shayera upon hearing that was on them with snacks.
"What is this drink?"
"It's called iced mocha mother and made with something called coffee beans that are native to the Land of Put but now are grown all over the world." Diana replied as her mother tried it.
"We should see if this grows on Themyscira." Her mother said with a cheeky grin and Diana smiled as they watched the movie.
"You where right, these movies are garbage." Diana said.
"Utterly disgusting. And the name itself...really now...Octopussy...the men are so immature that they made something with that title twice!" Her mother agreed.
"So you guys don't want to watch the other movies?" Shayera asked with a teasing eyebrow.
"There are more!?" Diana said in surprise.
"Put the next one in!" Her mother said quickly and Shayera grinned as she put A View to a Kill and after that she moved to put in The Living Daylights and the intro started.
"Terrible movies, such sleeze and crass, these so called Bond Girls are nothing but objects of desire in the movie for this unprofessional cad of a so called 'hero', you can see that it was written by a man!" Diana said as she quickly munched on some popcorn as her eyes where glued to the tv screen.
"Well then, why don't I stop the movie and we can watch something else?" Shayera moved to do that but her mother quickly grabbed her hand at the last moment and gave her a silent glare of warning that made an amused Shayera back away as Diana could feel the winged woman grinning from the side as her and her mother where hypnotized by the movie.
The next day at the meeting Shayera could not help but send knowing looks at Diana who was drinking her iced mocha from a Bruce Wayne- James Bond mug of Goldeneye that quoted the ending.
Batman was surprisingly more silent than usual that day.