Canadian DxR

Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.

Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.

Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.


Chapter 118: Cuffed!


It was the morning after their time together as Dylan Riley and Mikita were still sleeping in Dylan's bed, butt naked and under the covers.

Mikita then lets out a yawn as she rubs her eyes a little. She then opens her eyes and then she sits up.

"Oh wow now that was great," Mikita said.

Mikita then sees a still sleeping Dylan as she couldn't believe it.

"Wow he sure loves to sleep, time to wake him up," Mikita said.

Mikita then pokes Dylan on his forehead as this cause him to stir a bit.

Dylan then opens his eyes and rubs them a little. Once he stops rubbing, he sees Mikita almost clearly (without having his glasses on).

"Morning sleepyhead," Mikita said to Dylan.

"Good morning Mikita," Dylan said to Mikita.

"So, I really enjoy our night together, never knew a dick like that could bring so much pleasure to me," Mikita said to Dylan.

"Well once you feel my dick inside you, you won't get enough of it," Dylan said to Mikita.

"But, you need to share with the other girls, they need some sexual attention too," Dylan said to Mikita.

"Oh I will, I will," Mikita said.

Mikita then gets off the bed and stands on the floor, she then does a quick little stretch.

Mikita then quickly gets dressed and opens Dylan's bedroom door.

"Don't stay in bed too long," Mikita said to Dylan.

"Oh I won't," Dylan said.

Mikita then exits Dylan's bedroom and den as Dylan was still lying down on his bed.

"Mikita is pretty great," Dylan said.

Then, Dylan blinks and then he sees the vision through his eyes was all tinted purple.

"The hell?" Dylan asked in shock.

Dylan then blinks four times and soon his vision was back to normal. He then looks under the covers as he didn't see any purple splotches on his body.

"Okay this is getting crazy, I can't go to the doctor they don't know what it is and I can't go to Chopper, he wouldn't know anything about Secre's world to do anything," Dylan said.

"I just hope this doesn't have any repercussions," Dylan said.

Later on, everyone was up and were going about their usual business.

Beth Vanderwood (wearing a blue t-shirt with light blue denim overalls over it and beat up work boots) steps out of the greenhouse, carrying a basket of potatoes.

"Oh Dylan will love this," Beth said as she reaches into the basket.

Beth then pulls out a potato that was in the shape of a dick and balls.

"So naughty, yet so cool," Beth said and then she puts the potato back in the basket.

Beth was walking down the halls and then she stops when she sees Mikita (wearing a black bandana, black t-shirt with a lemon skull on it, black dolphin shorts with yellow stripes at the sides, and black pumps) and Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a blue shirt with white long sleeves, purple jean shorts that stop above her knees, and white ankle-length boots) arguing.

"I can't believe someone like you is in this harem," Vivi said in anger to Mikita.

"Well like it or not, I'm here to stay," Mikita said to Vivi.

"You may have fooled Dylan, but I believe you are still evil," Vivi said to Mikita in a stern tone.

"Did someone put a metal rod up your ass?" Mikita asked Vivi.

"Don't get bitchy with me, I know how to please Dylan," Vivi said to Mikita in a stern tone.

"Oh I know how to please Dylan too, let's just say I did it last night," Mikita said to Vivi with a smile on her face as Vivi was snarling a little.

Vivi was about to lunge at Mikita, when Beth notices it.

"Hey, what the hell is going on?" Beth asked Vivi and Mikita in a serious tone.

"Oh Vivi still believes I'm evil," Mikita said.

"That's because you are," Vivi said in anger to Mikita.

"Can you two please knock it off, Dylan doesn't like arguing and seeing you two at each other's throats is not good for him," Beth said to Vivi and Mikita.

"Whatever," Vivi said in a unhappy tone.

"I'll try for Dylan," Mikita said as Beth smiles a little.

"That's good," Beth said and then she continues to walk down the hall and makes her way into the kitchen.

Then, Dylan (wearing his glasses, black Jon Moxley "Infiltrate" t-shirt, orange camouflage cargo pants, and sneakers) walks out of his den and approaches Vivi and Mikita.

"Hey ladies, doing good?" Dylan asked Vivi and Mikita.

"Yes," Vivi said as she was lying through her teeth.

"Oh yes we are doing good," Mikita said.

"That's good, I hate seeing harem members hate each other, especially two that have a bad history," Dylan said.

"Well I'm off," Dylan said.

"Where are you going?" Vivi asked Dylan.

"My parents are picking me up and we are going to see a movie," Dylan said.

"Have fun," Vivi said to Dylan.

"I will," Dylan said and then he walks past Vivi and Mikita.

Dylan then walks into the workshop as Mei Hatsume (wearing her goggles, dark grey tank top, black coveralls tied around her waist, and brown work boots) was welding something to a Google Home device.

"Hey Mei, what are you doing to that Google Home?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Oh I'm upgrading it, make it more advanced," Mei said.

"I don't like that idea, I don't trust anything like that," Dylan said as he was unsure about Mei's idea.

"Well the girls will like it, especially when looking up stuff," Mei said.

"I'll do it the old fashioned way, by my iPhone or my iPad," Dylan said.

"Got it," Mei said.

"Anyway I'm heading off," Dylan said.

"Have fun," Mei said to Dylan and then Dylan gives her a quick kiss on her right cheek.

Soon, Dylan leaves the workshop as Mei continues to work on the Google Home.

"I don't care what Dylan says, this will be great," Mei said.

"Alright ladies, see you later," Dylan said to the other girls as he steps out of the mansion and closes the door behind him.

Later on, Vivi and Mikita were sitting on the living couch, across from each other as they were not happy. Meanwhile, Aqua (wearing a dark blue tank top, jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, blue and white stripe knee-high socks, and blue sneakers) was sitting on the floor, trying to see if there was any booze left in her empty bottle of champagne.

"Damn, I'm all out," Aqua said as she puts the bottle down.

"Geez there is a lot of tension," Aqua said over the hostility between Mikita and Vivi.

"Aqua, can you tell Vivi that I'm a changed woman," Mikita said to Aqua in a stern tone.

"Aqua, can you explain to Mikita that I'm not trusting her within an inch of my life" Vivi said to Aqua in a stern tone.

"Oh please, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and you're not giving me a chance," Mikita said to Vivi.

"Oh really, I will believe it when hell freezes over," Vivi said.

"Are you trying to make me angry, because I'm starting to lose it?" Mikita asked Vivi as her anger was starting to rise.

"Oh is that acting or are you planning another attack on me?" Vivi asked Mikita in a mocking tone.

"Can I say something?" Aqua asked Vivi and Mikita, choosing the wrong time to speak up.

"SHUT UP AQUA," Vivi and Mikita shouted in anger to Aqua.

"This is very childish, I can't believe you're a princess with that attitude," Mikita said to Vivi.

"And I can't believe you got beat by Nami and me, you are not top officer agent material," Vivi said to Mikita as Mikita was trying to keep cool.

"Oh I want to smack you so bad, but I'm not for Dylan's sake," Mikita said to Vivi as she was trying so hard to contain her anger.

"Then do it, I would personally love seeing you get kicked out of the harem," Vivi said as Aqua was tired of seeing these two ladies argue.

"THAT'S IT," Aqua shouts in anger.

Aqua then pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Mikita and Vivi together, with Vivi's right hand chained up to Mikita's left hand.

"What the hell?" Mikita asked in shock.

"Aqua, what the hell were you thinking?" Vivi asked Aqua in anger.

"Because you two won't listen to my idea, I need the satisfaction from anyone who thinks I'm good," Aqua said to Vivi and Mikita in a whiny tone.

"God so fucking useless," Mikita said under her breath.

"This isn't funny Aqua, now let us go," Vivi demands Aqua.

"Fine," Aqua said in an unhappy tone as she stands on the floor.

Aqua then looks in her pockets, but the key wasn't in there. Then, Aqua starts to panic as she frantically searches her body for the key, which Vivi and Mikita notice.

"Oh fuck," Mikita said as she knew this was bad.

"Don't tell me you lost the key," Vivi begs Aqua as she wasn't happy over this.

"No I didn't," Aqua said as she was trying to keep calm and trying to find the key.

"If you'll excuse me," Aqua said to Mikita and Vivi as she frantically runs around the mansion, looking for the key.

"Great, I can't believe that useless goddess cuffed us," Mikita said to Vivi in anger.

"It's Aqua, what do you expect from her," Vivi said to Mikita.

"I rather be handcuffed to a smoker like Fujiko and Bellemere, than be handcuffed to you," Mikita said to Vivi.

"And I rather be handcuffed to anyone else but you," Vivi said to Mikita in anger.

Twenty minutes later in the basement, Nami (wearing a black long sleeve shirt with a compass on it, blue skirt, and gladiator sandals) was watching Itsuka Kendo (wearing a red t-shirt with a cartoon looking black hot rod on it, dark blue jeans, and white and blue converse sneakers) and Tomoko Shiretoko (wearing a white t-shirt with a chibi Bombay cat on it, light grey jeans, and yellow sneakers) playing Mortal Kombat 11 on the PS5.

"Does Dylan like this gory game?" Tomoko asked Nami as she was not comfortable with the amount of blood being shown.

"Oh yes, he loves Mortal Kombat and I heard him say his favorite character is Cyrax," Nami said.

"I like it," Itsuka said.

"Well this gore is really unsettling for me," Tomoko said.

Then, Vivi and Mikita make their way to the basement as the three girls see the pair handcuffed together.

"What just happened?" Nami asked Mikita and Vivi.

"Oh Aqua was being useless and handcuffed me to Miss Valentine," Vivi said.

"Call me Mikita," Mikita said in anger to Vivi.

"Where's Aqua now?" Itsuka asked Mikita and Vivi as the pair make their way to the couch and sit on it.

"She's trying to find the key," Mikita said.

"With little results," Vivi said.

"That's not a surprise," Nami said.

"Maybe this will help, maybe Vivi's attitude will change you around," Tomoko said to Mikita.

"My attitude is fine now, geez everyone is on the 'not trusting Mikita' train," Mikita said in an annoyed tone.

"Well your past is the reason," Nami said to Mikita.

"Yeah, you worked for Baroque Works, I forgive Robin, but I won't forgive you," Vivi said to Mikita in a stern tone.

"I'll show you, I'll prove that I belong here," Mikita said to Vivi in a serious tone.

"Yeah, I'll believe it," Vivi said in a sarcastic tone.

Mikita and Vivi get off the couch as Mikita drags Vivi back up the stairs.

"Do you believe she will change?" Nami asked Itsuka and Tomoko in a curious tone.

"I don't think so, once a bad guy, always a bad guy," Tomoko said.

"I believe she could, but that's my opinion," Itsuka said.

Over in Karui's bedroom, Karui (wearing a white bandana, New York Yankees jersey, blue baggy jeans with a silver belt, and blue sneakers) saw Mikita and Vivi handcuffed and wanted to know what was going on. So, Mikita and Vivi go into the bedroom as they explain everything to Karui.

"I knew Aqua would pull off something like this," Karui said.

"So, how does it feel to be cuffed together?" Karui asked Vivi and Mikita.

"It's like hell," Vivi complained.

"Yeah, I rather be cuffed to anyone but her," Mikita said as she looks at Vivi.

"Fuck you," Vivi said in anger to Mikita.

"Okay, now this is awesome," Karui said with a smile on her face.

"Karui, do you feel you can trust Miss Valentine?" Vivi asked Karui.

"I'm not sure, I don't know her personally, I'll just wait until she does something important that makes up my mind," Karui said.

"Okay I might have another girl who likes me," Mikita said quietly.

"This is just ridiculous," Vivi said angrily as she drags Mikita out of the bedroom.

"Oh someone is going to snap," Karui said.

In the workshop, Mei had finished upgrading the Google Home device as it was ready. It looked like a standard Google Home device, but it had numerous chips and steel plates all over it.

"Perfect, looking very high tech," Mei said with a smile on her face.

"I should test it," Mei said as she turns the device on.

"Hey Google, what is the hottest country on Earth?" Mei asked the Google Home.

"The hottest country on Earth is Mali, were the average temperature is at eighty-three degrees Fahrenheit," Google Home said.

"Hey Google, what is the coldest country on Earth?" Mei asked the Google Home.

"The coldest country on Earth is Canada, were temperatures reach minus twenty-two degrees Fahrenheit," Google Home said.

"Pretty good, but maybe I should ask it a Dylan question," Mei said quietly and then she thought of a question.

"I got it," Mei said.

"Hey Google Home, who is the most notorious serial killer of all time?" Mei asked the Google Home.

Suddenly, Google Home was having a very hard time thinking of an answer, it was spouting out names of different serial killers, but it didn't have a definite answer.

"What the hell is going on?" Mei asked in confusion as the Google Home rolls off the workbench.

Then, the Google Home starts to grow these small arms and legs as Mei looks on in concern.

"Okay this is starting to look bad," Mei said as she backs up towards the garage door.

Out in the living room, Vivi and Mikita were sitting on the couch, looking angrier than ever.

"Has that useless goddess found the key yet?" Mikita asked Vivi in anger.

"Nope, she's still looking for it," Vivi said.

"I just want to be freed from you," Mikita said to Vivi.

"I was thinking the same thing," Vivi said.

"Why would someone like you see in someone like Dylan?" Vivi asked Mikita in a serious tone.

"I wasn't really into him at first, but once I hanged out with Meredy and she told me about him, things change," Mikita said.

"Meredy, the sweet little thing with her wolf plushie, hanged out with you?" Vivi asked Mikita in shock.

"Correct, we hanged out and baked a bit," Mikita said.

"Meredy is an adult, but she has some childlike personality in her, I feel like you are using her for your own evil deeds," Vivi said to Mikita.

"I'm not manipulating her, we just hanged out, no evil intentions at all, you are so fucking stubborn," Mikita said in anger to Vivi.

"I'm right, and you're still evil," Vivi said to Mikita as Mikita was getting annoyed by Vivi's attitude.

"Can things get any worse?" Mikita asked in an annoyed tone.

Then, Vivi and Mikita hear the sound of Nami screaming from the backyard.

"What the hell?" Mikita asked in confusion as Vivi knew who it was.

"That's Nami, she's in trouble," Vivi said in an urgent tone as she stands off the couch.

Vivi then drags Mikita off the couch as they run out of the mansion and into the backyard. They run along the grass and soon they were treated to a wild sight.

What they saw was the other girls dealing with a very monstrous Google Home. The upgraded device was now fifteen tall with it's cyber arms and legs being as thick as a tree trunk.

"What the hell is that?" Mikita asked in shock.

Vivi and Mikita see the girls trying to unleash their attacks on the Google Home. But unfortunately, the Google Home was dodging or blocking each attack with it's ever evolving intelligence.

"Oh why did Robin, Botan, and Secre leave when this is happening," Nami complained.

"Yeah they chose the wrong time to leave," Bellemere (wearing a grey t-shirt, light blue ripped jeans, and brown Timberland boots) said as she hits the Google Home in the right leg with a bat with little results.

Soon enough, Mei runs over and stops near Vivi and Mikita.

"Mei, did you do this?" Vivi asked Mei in an annoyed tone.

"Yes, I found an unopened Google Home and upgraded it, it worked fine, then I ask it a Dylan style question and it snapped," Mei said and then she nervously laughs a bit.

"What did you ask it?" Mikita asked Mei.

"Who was the most notorious serial killer of all time," Mei said.

"That would explain it," Vivi said.

"I manage to lead it outside, then it got big and it's wrecking everyone," Mei said with a nervous smile on her face.

"Oh I see it," Mikita said.

Then, Mikita sees Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, light blue t-shirt with a chibi dragon on it, black shorts that stop at her upper thighs, white knee-high socks, and pink sneakers) away from the action.

"Lucoa, why aren't you fighting?" Mikita asked Lucoa.

"I'm not much of a fighter, I rather watch a fight from the sidelines," Lucoa said.

"It's true," Vivi said.

The Google Home then knocks everyone back as they land on the grass. Then, they get back to their feet.

"This thing is unstoppable," Juvia Lockser (wearing her blue fedora, light short sleeve blue sundress that stop at her mid-thighs, and blue high-top sneakers) said.

"What do you expect, it's a Google device," Itsuka said to Juvia as the girls were ready to take down this robotic monstrosity.

Then, Aqua comes running out of the mansion, holding a key in her hand.

"Vivi, Miss Valentine, I got the key," Aqua said to Vivi and Mikita as she holds up the key, while the two girls looked very happy.

Then, the Google Home fired a laser as it hits the key, destroying it into the pieces. The move cause Vivi and Mikita to look on in shock.

Aqua then looks at the broken key and starts to freak out as Vivi and Mikita were now annoyed by it.

"I can't believe that happened," Vivi said in annoyance.

"Our chance to be freed, gone," Mikita said to Vivi.

Meanwhile, Téa Gardner (wearing a yellow t-shirt with a black fairy on it, red jean skirt, and red knee-high boots) pulls out her deck, ready to bring her duel monsters into battle.

"Okay, time to play," Téa said.

"Wait Téa, it might be dangerous, it could do damage to the house, the land, or even us," Nami said to Téa.

"Damn, I wish the battle wasn't close to home," Téa said in anger as they hear a car door shut.

"Dylan, he's back," Karui said.

Out at the front of the house, Dylan exits a Chrysler 200, saying goodbye to his parents.

"Bye mom, bye dad," Dylan said to his parents as they drive away.

Dylan then turns to face the mansion as he hears some stomping in the backyard.

"What the?" Dylan asked in confusion as he runs to the backyard.

Soon, Dylan makes it to the backyard and after taking a moment to catch his breath, he sees the Google Home.

"Oh shit," Dylan thought as he walks over to Mei.

"Hey Dylan," Mei said to Dylan.

"Is that the Google Home?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Yes," Mei said.

"You asked it a very complicated question?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Yes," Mei said.

"It's now going berserk?" Dylan asked Mei.

"Oh yes," Mei said as Dylan shakes his head a little.

"This isn't a surprise," Dylan said.

Dylan then looks over to Vivi and Mikita as he see they were handcuffed.

"What happened to you two?" Dylan asked Vivi and Mikita.

"Oh me and Vivi got into a verbal fight and Aqua handcuffed us together," Mikita said.

"Of course Aqua would do it," Dylan said.

"I'm disappointed in you two, I know Mikita has done some shit in the past, but I feel like she should be given a second chance," Dylan said to Vivi and Mikita in a stern tone.

"Oh please," Nami said as she believed it was pure bullshit.

"You are like Vivi as well Nami, you wouldn't give Mikita a shot because of her history," Dylan said to Nami in a stern tone.

"I hate seeing harem members fight and this is what I don't want to see, I hate this kind of fighting," Dylan said as he was trying to keep cool.

"But Dylan, her history," Vivi said to Dylan.

"I know, but I feel like she could change, even if people are not onboard with that idea," Dylan said.

As Dylan was talking, the Google Home was looking at Dylan and scanning him.

"Google Home hater, must eliminate," Google Home said as it was aiming it's right hand at Dylan, which Dylan notices.

"No I don't hate the device, I know people like it, but I don't trust it with Google's history of privacy concerns," Dylan said trying to convince the smart device to not attack.

"Must eliminate," the Google Home said as it swings it's right fist at Dylan.

"Dylan, move," Juvia warns Dylan.

Dylan then closes his eyes as he was about to meet his end. But, Dylan never felt anything, nothing at all.

Then, Dylan opens his eyes to see Mikita step in front of him, stabbing the Google Home in the hand with her parasol.

The girls were in shock to see what happened, especially Nami and Vivi.

"Oh my god," Nami said in shock.

"Miss Valentine," Vivi said to Mikita in shock.

"Dylan, go," Mikita said to Dylan in a serious tone.

"Where to?" Dylan asked in confusion.

"Get one of my gun babies, it will work," Mei said to Dylan in a frantic tone.

"On it," Dylan said as he races to Mei's workshop.

Mikita then slides her parasol out of the monster's hand as it left a hole in it's palm.

"No one hurts Dylan," Mikita said with a serious look in her eyes.

"You really have changed," Vivi said to Mikita in shock.

"Yes and I'm not let anything stop it, not this thing or untrusting harem members," Mikita said as she looks at Vivi as Vivi felt bad over how she treat Mikita.

The Google Home then swats Vivi and Mikita with it's right hand, sending them ten feet to the right and onto the grass. Vivi and Mikita then get to their feet as they felt the pain from the slap.

"Oh god that hurt," Mikita said in pain.

"Yeah, that felt like getting hit by multiple cinderblocks," Vivi said.

Vivi then pulls out her Peacock Slashers and starts to swing them.

"You think those things can damage this thing?" Mikita asked Vivi.

"It's made by Mei, I believe it could," Vivi said as Mei didn't hear it.

Then, the Google Home runs over to Mikita and Vivi and tries to attack them. But then, Mikita and Vivi were dodging the punches.

"This thing is a piece of shit," Mikita said in anger.

"I'm starting to hate Google," Vivi said.

Seeing an opening, Vivi swings her slashers and manage to strike the Google Home twenty times with it. Afterwards, Vivi stops to see the scratches all over it's body, but it wasn't enough to do any significant damage.

"Damn, it's still up," Vivi said in anger.

"Way to go Mei," Vivi said to Mei sarcastically.

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect my baby to be this powerful," Mei said.

Then, the Google Home nails a kick to Vivi and Mikita, sending them back twenty feet onto the grass. Mikita and Vivi get up as they have some bruising on their bodies.

"Oh god this is painful," Vivi said in pain.

Then, the Google Home stands over Mikita and Vivi as it looked like it was going to finish them off.

"HEY," Dylan shouted to the Google Home.

Mikita and Vivi then see Dylan was back, holding a homemade shotgun built by Mei. It was silver with a black handle and the shells inside it were in the shape of a skull.

Dylan then cocks the gun and aims at the monster.

"Get away from them you bitch," Dylan said to the Google Home.

Dylan then fires the shotgun and it hits the Google Home, leaving several holes along it's body.

Dylan then cocks the shotgun again and fires once more. As this was happening, Mikita had got an idea.

"You trust me?" Mikita asked Vivi.

"A little, why?" Vivi asked Mikita.

"Because we are going to fly, now hold on," Mikita said to Vivi and then Vivi holds Mikita tightly.

"One kilo," Mikita said as she opens her parasol.

Then, Mikita and Vivi fly high up into the air, thanks to Mikita's Devil Fruit, without the monstrous device noticing.

Dylan manages to fire five more shots to the Google Home, riddling it with holes. Dylan then cocks the shotgun one more time.

"This should take you down," Dylan said to the Google Home.

Dylan then pulls the trigger and unfortunately, no bullets came out from it.

"Fuck," Dylan said and then he checks the shotgun.

What Dylan found was that he was out of shotgun shells.

"Oh shit, out of ammo," Dylan said as he started to worry a bit.

"Destroy," the Google Home said in a threatening tone as it raise it's right arm.

"Maguilty Acid Sodom," Meredy and Mina said at the same time as a dozen teal acid coated blades strike the Google Home in the right arm.

The acid dissolves the arm and then it falls to the ground as the blades disappear.

Meredy (wearing a red sweater dress and dark blue knee-high sneaker boots) and Mina Ashido (wearing a neon green t-shirt with sunglasses on it, dark blue jeans, and pink sneakers) were excited to see some damage.

"Oh yes," Mina said in an excited tone.

"I think we can win it," Meredy said.

Suddenly, the Google Home manage to grab Dylan with it's left hand, knocking the shotgun out of Dylan's hands.

"Oh no, Dylan," Juvia said to Dylan in horror.

The girls were trying to step forward to save Dylan, but the Google Home was tightening it's grip on Dylan, causing Dylan to groan in pain and he starts to cough up blood.

"It's crushing Dylan to death," Mina said.

"If we get close, it will squeeze Dylan like a tube of toothpaste," Nami said.

"I don't know what else we can do," Itsuka said.

Meanwhile a hundred feet in the air, Mikita was ready to put her plan into action.

"So what are we going to do now?" Vivi asked Mikita.

"Oh we are going to drop from the sky and give that robot a nasty surprise," Mikita said to Vivi.

"Will it work?" Vivi asked Mikita.

"Oh yes it will," Mikita said.

"Eighty kilos, one hundred and sixty kilos, three hundred and twenty kilos, six hundred and forty kilos," Mikita said as she and Vivi were starting to descend at a decent speed.

Meanwhile, the other girls were trying to figure out how to take down the Google Home without seriously injuring Dylan.

"Any plans?" Nami asked the others as Aqua stops freaking out.

"Maybe I could spray it with water," Aqua said.

"That will kill Dylan you useless priestess," Nami said to Aqua in an annoyed tone.

"I'm trying to help," Aqua said in a whiny tone.

Then, Mei looks up to see someone coming down at a very fast speed.

"I think we got our answer," Mei said.

Mikita and Vivi were coming down like a meteor as they were heading towards the Google Home.

"Nine thousand kilos," Mikita said as she sticks her left foot down.

Then, Mikita slams her left foot down onto the Google Home, going right through the middle of it.

Mikita then uses her Devil Fruit abilities to turn her weight back to normal as she sits on the grass.

The Google Home's eyes shut off as both halves collapse onto the ground as the hand manage to let go of Dylan. Dylan then rolls onto the grass and he loses consciousness.

A few hours later, Dylan wakes up as he sees Mikita in his sights.

"How are you feeling big guy?" Mikita asked Dylan in concern as Dylan gets to his feet.

"Oh I think I broke all my ribs," Dylan said in pain.

"You were amazing Mikita, I never expect you to pull off that move," Dylan said to Mikita.

"Oh thanks for saying that, I would never let that thing kill you," Mikita said to Dylan.

"I guess you really changed," Itsuka said to Mikita.

"Of course I did," Mikita said as Nami walks over to her, with her head down.

"What do you want Nami?" Mikita asked Nami.

Nami then lifts her head up as she had a big smile on her face.

"I guess you really changed Mikita, you are no longer the bad Miss Valentine, you are now the girl who is ready to protect Dylan," Nami said to Mikita.

"You called me by my actual name," Mikita said to Nami in shock.

"Well you earned it after that act of heroism," Nami said to Mikita.

"Listen I want to say I'm sorry, for judging you and being harsh on you," Nami said to Mikita.

Then, Mikita gives Nami a hug as this surprised her.

"I forgive you," Mikita said to Nami.

"And I'm sorry too, you prove to me you deserve to be in the harem," Vivi said to Mikita as Mikita breaks off the hug with Nami.

"Thanks for saying that princess," Mikita said to Vivi.

"Aww this is heartwarming, I love seeing harem members get along," Dylan said as he still feels pain.

Then, Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, black long sleeve dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, light blue jeans, and purple knee-high heel boots), Botan (wearing a blue polo shirt, grey jeans, and white sneakers), and Secre Swallowtail (wearing a grey muscle shirt with a crow on it, black shorts that stop above the knees, and black high-top sneakers) walk into the backyard as they return from dropping off Gem.

"We're back," Robin said.

Then, they see the massive destroyed Google Home and Mikita getting along with everyone.

"What the hell happened?" Secre asked the others.

"Oh Mei made some upgrades to the Google Home, then it shorted out, transform, and nearly killed us," Dylan said.

"You need me to heal you?" Secre asked Dylan.

"Yes please," Dylan said and then Secre walks over to Dylan.

Once she was close to Dylan, Secre uses her Sealing Magic to heal Dylan's wounds.

"And why is Mikita and the Alabasta princess handcuffed?" Robin asked.

"We got into a verbal altercation and Aqua handcuffed us," Vivi said.

"That isn't a surprise," Botan said.

"But Mikita saved us and Dylan, she used her Devil Fruit powers to descend down like a meteor and slice the bot in half," Nami said in an excited tone.

"I guess this earned everyone's trusts with Miss Valentine, or should I say Mikita?" Robin asked the other girls.

"Yes," the other girls said.

"That's great to know," Robin said with a smile on her face.

"And did you find the key?" Botan asked Vivi and Mikita.

"Aqua found it and it got destroyed," Mikita said.

"Don't remind me," Aqua said to Mikita in a whiny tone.

"I got it," Robin said as she pulls a bobby pin from her hair.

Robin then uses the pin as she manages to remove the cuffs from Vivi and Mikita.

"Oh thank god," Mikita said in relief.

"Yeah my wrist was getting sore," Vivi said.

Mikita then walks over to Aqua and hands her the handcuffs.

"Do that again and I'll sit on your head," Mikita said to Aqua in a slightly threatening tone.

"Got it," Aqua said.

"Okay, we should clean this up," Robin said as everyone starts to clean up the mess.

Once Secre finished using her abilities, Dylan was fully healed and helped the girls with the clean up.

After a few hours, the sun was starting to set and the cleanup was complete as they put the leftover parts back in Mei's workshop.

Dylan was in Mei's workshop with Mei, Robin, Vivi, and Mikita as they finish putting the last piece of metal on the shelf, along with the shotgun and used ammo.

"Dylan, I'm so sorry my baby nearly killed you," Mei said to Dylan with sympathy in her voice.

"It's okay Mei, but maybe stay away from any kind of virtual assistants," Dylan said to Mei as he turns to face her.

"Understood," Mei said.

"I'm just glad everyone is cool with Mikita being in the harem," Dylan said.

"Yeah and it feels nice to earn everyone's trust," Mikita said.

"But just a heads up Vivi, I outrank you," Mikita said to Vivi.

"We aren't in Baroque Works anymore, and besides I had sex with Dylan before you, so I outrank you," Vivi said to Mikita as they were about to get into a verbal altercation.

"I'm the top girl of us three, I had sex with Dylan before the two of you and don't you forget it," Robin said to Mikita and Vivi as she has a scary look in her eyes.

"Got it Robin," Mikita said to Robin as she straightens her act.

"Understood," Vivi said as she and Mikita leave the workshop.

"I think you will be great at keeping Mikita and Vivi in check," Dylan said to Robin.

"Oh I know I will," Robin said and then she leaves the workshop.

"Well I'm going to get something to eat," Mei said as she exits her workshop as well.

"Everything is all good, I'm glad everyone is now getting along, it will make things a lot better for us in the future," Dylan thought as he exits the workshop after everything that went on today.


Okay that was crazy. Vivi and Mikita getting handcuffed by Aqua and Mei's upgrade to a Google Home nearly killing everyone. Well at least everyone is now trusting Mikita, and it took Dylan nearly getting killed to show Mikita's new attitude. And if things get tense, Robin will be there to keep Mikita in check, which is a good sign.

Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon and we got the appearance of the twenty-second girl to be possessed by a card, so don't miss it.