Chapter 3
*lincoln gets glued to the chair after class*
Lincoln: Really?
*The other kids laugh at and take photos of his expense*
*lincoln gets wet witha water bucket falling on his head*
Lincoln: Oh, real original!
*The other kids laugh and photograph this, too*
*someone throws a banana peel infront of lincoln
causing him to slip*
Lincoln: That's real mature!
*The other kids laugh and photograph again*
*someone throws a melon at lincoln
Lincoln: All right! That's it!
*The other kids laugh and photograph again*
Me: GUYS KNOCK IT OFF
*All of the other kids stop laughing and stop taking pictures but one kid was still laughing and taking pictures*
Me: Thats it
*i take his phone and im breaking it*
Kid: MY PHONE
Me: thats what you get
Lincoln: wow thanks man
Me: no problem... uhh lincoln
Lincoln: what
Me and clyde: Looks like that bully left you a note.
Lincoln: well what does it say
*clyde pulls it away and reads it*
Clyde: Lame-O
Lincoln: oh no i cant let my sisters see this or they will get involved and get very protective
*clyde sniffs gum*
Clyde: MMhh watermelon lime
Me: uhhh okay... I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful.
Clyde: Yeah Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman.
Me: Uhhh clyde i think thats a bad thing
Clyde: wdym its no- oh it is
Lincoln: Aw, Jan and Clyde. Sweet, innocent Jan and Clyde They have no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters.
*Lincoln and jan go into lincolns house and they looks around to see if any of lincolns sisters are lurking; the coast is clear and they step in and put theyre backpacks on the floor*
*Lynn sees Gum*
Lynn: HEY ARE YOU GETTING BULLIED
Lincoln: oh no
Lynn: WHO IS IT
Lincoln: Okay okay its chandler
Lynn: siblings in the living room now!
Lori: this better be important
Lynn: Oh this is important lincoln is getting picked on Me: Oh your cooked
Lincoln: Indeed i am... Guys! Guys! Please stay out of this! You'll only make it worse!
Lori: how dare you
Lola: You should go straight to the school principal!
Lori: Forget that. You should literally text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends.
Lynn: Hoo-wah! *kicks him* Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take him down.
*Lynn suddenly grabs him and has him in a chokehold* Lynn: That's the camel clutch. Another good option for ya.
Lincoln: Look, I don't need any-
Luan: We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. Like, You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car. That kind of thing.
*Lincoln notices Lynn standing in a strange pose*
Lincoln: What are you doing?
*lynn pulls Lincoln's shirt over his face*
Lynn: Surprise mime attack! I invented that one myself.
Lincoln: Lynn, I'm not going to fight. I-
Lynn: Ugh! Fine! I'll take care of this myself.
*Lynn returns with chandler and is carrying him by the seat of his pants.*
Lynn: Look! I found him!
*The girls surround him and are not very happy with him.*
Lori: How dare you bully our brother! Only we get to do that.
Lana: *spits the gum right into Lincoln's hand* Smoosh your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Fine. I'll do it.
*lincoln puts the gum in chandlers hair*
Chandler: eww but please dont tell me thats the same one-
Me: dont worry it isnt but you still schould be worried
Chandler: wdym-
*i punch him in the face and hes knocked out*
Lynn: well hes done for
*lynn ties him to the wall*
*chandler wakes up*
Luan: wakey wakey HAHAHA
Lincoln: Woah guys you didnt have to tie him to the wall
Chandler: yeah let me go
Luna: HAHAHAHA oh your serious well then.. no
*i grab lynns baseball bat*
Me: if you want to go home you wont bully my boy lincoln no more
*i point the bat at him*
Chandler: okay okay just let me go
*lisa cuts off the ropes*
Chandler: im outta here
*he runs as fast as possible out of the house*
Luan: we did it
*all cheer*
*meanwhile lynn calls me too her*
Me: whats up
Lynn: call me at six i wanna chat with you
Me: alright
*i play with lynns hair*
*lynn blushes badly*
Me: ill see you
Lynn: Yup