Chris is shown standing on the dock in Camp Wawanakwa.
Chris: "Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars. After my involuntary year-long vacation, I am back where it all begun with the people I love to cause pain and suffering (Evil laugh) . It's a condition of my parole, except for the pain and suffering part. I'm bringing back 16 TD All-Stars from our first four seasons to fight in the most dangerous, death-defying, One Million Dollar competition, ever"! (He holds up the open case.) "We may have longer episodes as well. Stay tuned for Total Drama All Stars"!
Opening Credits:
A bunch of cameras appear. The camera then show Chris's spa hotel and regular cabins, and Chris and Chef on top of the clift with Chris on his jetpack.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera shows Sierra trying to get Cody's attention in the water with Cody being a little freaked out. Scott and Sam are shown swimming away from Fang, with Heather laughing at them Dakota hits her head, causing her to faceplant into the water.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera points to Gwen passionately kissing Trent on the lips on the beach with Duncan glaring at them and Courtney rolling her eyes.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)
Jo is shown boxing a bear near the loser cabins. Lightning is shown sprinting by her and running into Cameron.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Lindsay is looking herself in a mirror outside the spa hotel. Mike and Zoey are looking at each other romantically at the campfire before everyone is shown.
The cast then starts whistling, with the exception of Gwen and Trent, as Gwen is still passionately kissing Trent on the lips.
Chris: "Welcome back. Let's meet our All Stars We'll start off with our group from last season.
The door to the helicopter, which reveals a frightening Mike.
Chris: -Multiple Mike! (Chef's hand shoves Mike off the chopper) AKA, Chester, (Mike gasps, switching personalities) –Svetlana (He gasps, switching personalities again) Vito, (His hair slicks back and his eyes narrow) and Manitoba. (Mike seemingly reverts to normal, though Manitoba's scream of "Crikey!" gives him away. He splashes into the water) Mike's crush, pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey."
Zoey: (Gasps) "Mike!" (Dives)
Chris: "Athletic non-supporter and last season's runner-up, Lightning!"
(Lightning slides & looks at Zoey. His hair is still white from last season's finale.)
Lightning: "You call that a dive? Watch this!" (Prepares to dive.) "Sha-UGH!" (Gets kicked by Chef.)
Chris: "Bubble boy brainiac and last season's winner. Cameron."
Cameron: "This is highly illogical!" (Gets thrown out by Chef.)
Chris: "Gregarious mutant-loving-gamer, Sam."
(Sam is seen playing his Game-Guy while being carried by Chef.)
Sam: "Not cool!" (Chef drops him.)
Chris: "Sam's girlfriend, the former giant Dakota.
A now back to normal Dakota is thrown off the plane by chef.
Dakota: "Ahhhh".
Chris: "Challenging throwing dirt farmer, Scott."
(Scott was holding onto Chef's foot in fear, before Chef threw him, as he started screaming.)
Chris: "Bossy-bruiser Jo, who dominated, until her underling turned on her."
(Chef tries to push Jo out of the chopper, but she pushes him out of the way.)
Jo: "You're a dead man Mclean!"
(Jo was cut off as Chef shoves her off the chopper.)
Chris: (Chuckles) "Also here's from season 3 who blew up by plane!" (He says angrily) Sierra!
Sierra: "For Cody!" (Cannonballs, sending the other contestants scattering, and causing a slightly less massive splash.)
(Chef was carrying Courtney's ankle, while Courtney was glaring at him.)
A boat arrives.
Chris (smiling): "Here comes out OG contestants that first competed back in season 1. I'm giving them some special treatment because they are the OG's. Ok, we'll start with the pain in the ass lawyer Courtney/
Courtney: "This is not in my contract!" As she steps on the goth.
Chris: "Courtney's former bestie and boyfriend stealer , who is back together with the obsessed number 9 Trent, and our first runner up, Gwen! Also the lover boy who is back together with Gwen, Trent".
Gwen and Trent, with the former passionately kissing Trent on the lips being pushed off the boat and on to the doc by Chef.
Chris: "Broody bad boy, who lost both of his girls Duncan."
Duncan: "Say that again"! He angrily threatens Chris as he steps on the doc. He glares at Gwen and Trent with neither paying attention dude to Gwen still kissing Trent's lips.
Chris: Hopelessly in love with Gwen and fearful of his stalker, Cody".
Cody (annoyed): "Not hopelessly". He steps off.
Chris: "Devious Diva, Heather!"
Heather: "I hate Chris!" As she steps off.
Chris: "Lovable lame-brain, Lindsay."
Lindsay: "I'm love it here!" As she steps off.
Chris: "It's great to be back!"
On the beach, where all the contestants are groaning in pain.
Chris: "Hello old friends. Welcome to another season of pain".
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Same old Chris and disgusting island".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "We have many big changes this season". He sighs in annoyance. "Chef, a certain couple needs to pay attention". Pointing to Gwen and Trent, with Gwen still kissing Trent on the lips.
Chef pulls Gwen's lips of Trent's mouth.
Gwen (mad): "Hey, I wasn't done yet".
Chris: "Pay attention".
Trent looks uncomfortable while Duncan is glaring at the couple.
Chris (smiling): "Thank you. For one, this island is now 100% toxic waste free."
Everyone sighs in relief.
Dakota: What a relief."
Chris: "We've upgraded accommodations." (He pulls out a tv.) "This season, the losers still sleep in a stanky old cabin." (Everyone groans.) "But, the winners will stay in the all-new eco-friendly, Mclean-Spa Hotel! Complete with butler, hot tub, & 24 hour masseuse." (Everyone cheers.) "And in honor of your All-Stars status, I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances. Heroes VS Villains!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "I'm on the villains team. And I'll be running it by lunch!"
Gwen: "Heroes Vs Villains? I hope Courtney and I are on the same team. She hasn't been hating me since I broke up with Duncan but she still isn't ready to be my friend again. Hoping I can convince her by being on her team (She says hopefully. Then smiles). Hoping Trent and I are on the same team so I can kiss his hot lips and ding him in that spa hotel (she says now smiling seductively).
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: "Heather, Duncan, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Sierra, Dakota & Courtney. From now on, you guys are the Villainous Vultures!"
Courtney: "What?! How am I a villain?" She asks, horrified.
Dakota: "Yea, me too", She asks, also horrified
Chris: "You were very antagonistic in season 2 Courtney. Dakota, you caused some trouble when you became a giant last season".
Courtney growls in annoyance while Gwen looks at her sympathetically.
Chris: "Gwen you would have been a villain had you still been together with Duncan".
Gwen glares at him.
Duncan: "Now, I'm stuck with you". He says angrily to Courtney.
Courtney does not response, making him more mad.
Duncan gets mad
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Uhh, I'm stuck on the same team as Courtney. I really got to deal with all her whining again? Why did she ignore me"? (He wonders confused, but then his tone changes to not caring.) "I don't care".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Sierra: "Am I a Villain because of the plane incident"? She asks sadly.
Chris: "Yes." He says with an evil smile.
Sierra frowns.
Sierra:" I don't get to be with my Cody". She begins sobbing. Cody has a sympathetic look.
Chris: "Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Sam, Gwen, Trent Lindsay & Cody. You're the Heroic Hamsters!"
Heather: "I'm glad Alejandro is not here". She says happily.
Chris sighs in sadness.
Chris: "Since he's still in the robot suit, I didn't want to risk him being an easy first boot, so I had Trent replace him".
Trent has an awkward look on his face.
Chris: "You're not really a star Trent.
Trent glares at him.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: (Mad) "I'll prove Chris wrong. I'm here for redemption".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Standing by the TV) This year's challenges all nod to classics from the past, but with harsh new twists to make this the toughest Total Drama season ever! Your first challenge is to find the key to the spa hotel, and you'll do it in a homage to Total Drama's first ever challenge. Cliff diving into water infested with ravenous sharks."
(Scott gulps in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: (In a fetal position, shaking in fear) "I have a phobia of sh-sh-sharks".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris motions to the monitor, as Chef kicks an intern off the cliff, sending him into the lake, swimming to grab the key, and making it back to the hotel.
Chris: After you dive into the water, avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key. And, choose wisely. Only one of these is real. Once you reach dry land, if you survive, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages from Season 3's 'Race Through Central Park'. (Walks over to a buggy driven by an intern, jumps in as the intern starts the buggy). "First team to unlock the spa door wins. And, someone from the team loser will be going home tonight. Also, there are no do-overs, so if someone does not get a key, they are disqualified. Meet me at the base of the cliff in fifteen minutes." (The buggy drives off.)
Mike: (Calling out) Wait! Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something first?
Chris: (Shouting back) No time"!
Cameron: "He's intense this season.
Cut to the teams walking through the woods, the heroes ahead of the villains.
Sam: "So, Sierra, what brought you back?"
Sierra: "I wanna win for Cody! We would've won last time, If I didn't have to blow up the plane by accident.." (Rubs her shoulder.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: (Trying not to sob) "I love my Cody-kins.." (She puts her head in her hands) "So much! I also hate that I'm a villain" (Sobs.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: (shoving Jo out of her way) "Excuse me!"
Jo: " Ugh, Watch it, Old Heather!"
Heather: "You watch it, Newbie."
Dakota: "Everyone, just because Chris labeled us villains, doesn't mean we have to act like villains. We're a team; we should work together as a team!"
(The villains all give agreeing responses)
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: (Scoffs) "No way is that going to happen. I-"
Jo: "Don't trust-"
Duncan: (Points at the camera.) "Anyone-"
Scott: "On"
Courtney: "This"-
Sierra: "Cody"?
Lightning: "Team!"
Dakota: (Smiling) "That went well."
(The screen splits to reveal all of them laughing, the villains (excluding Courtney, Dakota and Sierra) with fire behind them)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Gwen and Trent are holding hands. Duncan glares at them, much to Gwen's annoyance.
Gwen: "Duncan's glaring at us".
Trent: "Ignore him. He's a jerk".
Gwen kisses Trent on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: Duncan and I did not end on great terms. All the guilt over hurting Courtney really got to me and made me realize that being with Duncan wasn't right, so I ended things with him. However, he has chosen to act like a total jerk to be since, so I'm more glad we're over. I got back together with Trent a month after ending things with Duncan, and things have been as good as ever.
Trent: "Gwen and I got back together many months ago and we have been as good as ever".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney is walking next to Duncan.
Duncan: "You are enjoying this". He say accusingly but Courtney refuses to respond, angering Duncan again.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "As happy as I am that Gwen dropped that jerk, I don't need to rub it in his face. I'm a better person. Also, I don't want to give him the attention he wants"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cody walks to Gwen and Trent.
Cody: "Hey".
Trent: "Hey man".
Gwen: "Glad to have you on our team".
Cody: "Same. Also feels good not to be on the same team as Sierra".
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "While I do feel for Sierra becuase she's not a villain and we are friends, it is better that we are not on the same team. I am glad to be on the same team as Gwen and Trent". (He sighs and somewhat frowns). I thought I got over Gwen after Word Tour but a few months later, my feelings returned. Unfortunately, she still didn't feel the same way about me, which I accepted. I am happy for her and Trent because they do like each other. Trent is a good guy".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
The contestants are lined up on a beach, the villains standing in front of a red baby stroller, the heroes in front of a yellow stroller)
Chris: (Flies in from his jetpack, laughing) "Greetings, All-Stars!" (The jetpack blows sand in everyone's faces, making them wince and cough. Chris lands in between the strollers) "Here are your carriages: blood red for the Villainous Vultures, and purest gold for the Heroic Hamsters. You've got thirty seconds to pick your carriage drivers. Starting... Now!"
Scott: (Grabs onto the bar of the Villains' carriage) I'll drive!
Jo: (Puts her hands on the bar of the carriage.) "No, I'll drive!"
Lightning: "Sha-please! You're the slowest go-kart driver ever!"
Jo: "But I'm also the shopping cart racing circuit champion!"
Lightning: (Surprised) "Really?"
CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: (Smirking) "No I'm not. I just said that because-"
Lightning: "You gotta respect championship status. Jo drives."
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Courtney: "Fine but I'm the team's leader".
Jo: "Like heck you are. This is an All Star season girl. You're tactics won't work".
Courtney glares at her.
Duncan: "Tough girl is right". He says mockingly.
Courtney still ignores him.
Duncan (mad): "Ok I know we hate each other, but we have to interact and somewhat get along in order to succeed. I'm willing to put our beef aside? Can you? I know you want to win".
After a few seconds of silence.
"Courtney: "Fine. Now, let's get up the mountain".
(Lightning carries Scott away on his shoulders)
Scott: "Aw c'mon!"
As Courtney and Duncan are walking.
Courtney: "Don't get in my way".
Duncan (scoffs): "Wouldn't dream of it".
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Duncan and I may be civil but I'll vote him out if he tries to mess with me".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Looking towards the Heroes) "Twenty seconds!"
Trent: "Any volunteers"?
Lindsay: "Can I do it please"?
Zoey: "I don't know if that's a good idea".
Trent: "Come on, I know she can do it. She's on our team so have faith.
Zoey:" Oh alright". She says reluctantly.
Lindsay: (Runs to the carriage.) "Thanks Trent!"
Trent: "Alright, the rest of us will go up".
Gwen grabs Trent by the shoulder and pulls him into a heated kiss, giving him a heated and passionate kiss on the lips which lasts for three seconds. Then she ends it causing him to blush.
Gwen: "You're hot when you motivate people". She says flirtatiously and seductively, causing Trent to blush some more.
Chris: "Ok, everyone but Jo and Lindsay, up the cliff you go! (Points towards the cliff)
(Cut to the top of the hill, where Chris is somehow waiting for them as they arrive out of breath.)
Lightning: "Sha-first!" (Slides into view, not even winded, everyone else following behind him, while Sam groans in exhaustion.
(Suddenly, a familiar mutated shark, FANG, emerges from the water, as 2 unmutated sharks circle around him, waving at the contestants above with an evil smirk. as Scott screams in fear.)
Scott/Zoey/Mike: (In horror) "Fang!"
Trent: (Peeking over) "Who?"
Chris: "Who's the best key spotter, and, who's dead in the shark infested water? Find out when we return, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Commercial break)
(Cut back to the cliff, where all the contestants stand at the ready, except Scott who's shivering in fear, as the non-mutated sharks leap out of the water menacingly.)
Chris: Diving time!
Scott: (Shoves Heather in front, laughing nervously) "A-after you, I insist!"
Heather (scoffs): "Wimp".
Chris: (Holding his air horn) "One diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns. Ready, set-" (Blows the airhorn)
Lightning: "Woohoo, Lightning Strikes!" (Cannonballs off the cliff, followed by Cody who leaps off screaming.)
Lightning: (Punches Fang in the nose) "Sha-bam!" (Cody splashing down after him. Lightning spits some water out of his mouth & re-emerges with a key) Sha-score!" (Then front-flips into Jo's carriage)
Jo: "Yes!" (Starts running off with the carriage) "So long, suckers!"
Chris: "And the villains take the lead!
A scared Cody swims, passing a sniveling Fang being comforted by the other two sharks.
Trent: "Go Cody"!
Sierra: "Come on my Codykins". This earns her a glare from the rest of her teammates, except for Dakota.
Cody: (Panting & jumps into Lindsay's carriage holding a key.) "Go Lindsay".
Lindsay: (In confusion) "Which way is the hotel again?"
Cody: The hotel is on the left". He points.
Lindsay: (Sighs) "Ok".
Jo: (Staring daggers at Lightning) "Listen, you don't like me, and I really don't like you."
Lightning: (Smirking) What's not to like? (Kisses his bicep)
Jo: "You're kidding, right? Point is, we're the strongest members of our team, agree to stay out of each other's way until the teams merge?"
Lightning: "Cool. But then it's every champ for himself. Starting with number one, and that's me."
Jo: (Rolls her eyes in annoyance) "Yeah, yeah, whatever.." (They arrive at the hotel; Lightning jumps out and shoves the key in the hole, which refuses to budge)
Lightning: (Growling) "C'mon key, get in the lock!"
Jo: (Arms crossed in annoyance) "It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Brightning!" (Just as Jo and Lightning leave, Lindsay and Cody arrive. Cody jams the key into the lock)
Cody: Aw man, wrong key! (Tosses the key on the ground). "We got to go back".
(Cut back to the cliff, Gwen and Trent are waiting for Cody.)
Sierra: (Walking up to Gwen and Trent, oblivious to Gwen's annoyance) "Gwen, a lot of my blog readers are happy that you are hooking up with Trent again, but there are those that are mad. Love is love! Just like me, and my precious Cody-Wody!"
Gwen and Trent look at each other awkwardly.
Trent: "Sure".
Jo returns, causing Dakota to jump in the water.
Sam: "Kill it babe". Sam screams.
Dakota lands in the water and avoids Fang. She is swimming as fast as she can.
Trent turns to see Duncan glaring at him, and then he looks away.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: "Duncan is giving me some glares but I'm not afraid of that jerk". He says with a glare.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Dakota gets on the carriage.
Dakota: "Let's go".
Jo then goes.
Gwen and Trent notice Cody and Lindsay returning.
Trent: "Here comes Lindsay! Kiss for luck?" He asks now smiling.
Gwen (smiling and not paying attention to Sierra staring at them and Duncan glaring at them) gives her boyfriend a brief and passionate kiss on the lips.
After ending the kiss, Trent blushed but loses his balance & falls in the water, snatches a key and dodges Fang's bite.
Duncan: "You don't need to kiss your loser boyfriend in front of me".
Gwen (mad): "He's not a loser and this isn't about you, you jerk".
CONFESSIONAL
Gwen: "That jerk needs to get a life".
Duncan: "Gwen and I were doing great at first but after like 2 months after we got back from filming World Tour, she broke up with me because she claimed that she could not deal with the guilt over hurting Courtney. I call bull. To add insult to injury, she has been chasing Trent's dick since dropping me and is now bragging about their relationship to my face. Coward"!
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Trent gets on the carriage.
Trent: "Let's go!" (Then Lindsay drives but is pushing slowly.)
(Cut back to Jo pushing Dakota in the cart to the spa hotel.)
Jo: "You better not turn into a giant again."
Dakota: "I hope not".
Jo (angry): "You better not".
CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: "I am not letting anyone get in my way".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay is still driving slowly making Trent worried.
Trent: "Come on Lindsay".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: " Lindsay is too slow". (Now worried.) "I hope I didn't make the wrong decision by supporting Lindsay being the driver".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(At the spa hotel. Dakota's does not fit.)
Dakota: "No, it does not fit". She says disappointed.
She jumps back into the carriage.
(Cut to Lindsay and Trent arriving)
Trent tries his key but it does not work.
Trent: "Dang. It does not work".
He gets back on the carriage and an exhausted Lindsay pushes.
(Cut to Jo and Dakota arriving.)
Duncan: "My turn".
He jumps in the water.
(Cuts to Duncan jumping on the carriage, and Lindsay and Trent arriving.)
Zoey: (Points to Trent and Lindsay.) "Oh, there they are!"
Lindsay slowly arrives.
Zoey: (Kisses Mike on the lips) Good luck!"
Mike: (Amazed) "Uh.."
Mike freezes up and falls off the Clift into the water.
Cameron: "Go Mike"!
He quickly grabs a key and swims quickly and jumps on the cart.
An exhausted Lindsay is moving slowly.
(At the spa hotel, Duncan's key doesn't fit.)
Duncan: "Dammit!"
Jo: (Groans, slightly out of breath) "How hard is it to pick the right key?"
Duncan leaps into the carriage, annoyed.
(Back on the Clift)
Gwen approaches Courtney.
Gwen: "So how is being on the same team with Duncan going"?
Courtney: "Hate that I'm with that jerk but we're agreeing to be civil.
Gwen: "That's good. Trent and and I are going strong".
Courtney (annoyed): "That's beyond clear. We all heard you banging him on the boat".
Gwen (blushes in embarrassment.)": "That's not all I did".
Mike is pushing himself along with a stick, with Lindsay staggering behind, collapsing onto her knees.
Mike: (Runs off screen, then runs back) "No, not the right key". (Uses the stick to move off-screen.)
Lindsay: "Wait!" (Runs to the cart slowly.)
Trent sees this and shakes his head, disappointed.
Cuts back to Duncan and Jo arriving.
Gwen to Courtney: "Good luck".
Courtney ignores her and jumps in the water. evading sharks, she gets on the land and jumps on the carriage.
Courtney: "Let's go".
Jo starts moving.
Cuts to Mike and an exhausting Lindsay arriving.
Sam: "Here it goes!" (Jumps off the cliff doing a cannonball.)
(After landing, as the sharks go under Sam.)
Sam: "No!" (As he sinks underwater, screaming.)
(Sam emerges from the water, groaning, covered in scratches & bruises, but does not have the key.)
Sam (shocked and concerned): "Uhh, I don't have the key".
The rest of the heroes on the Clift groan sadly.
Chris: "Well, then same is disqualified".
The villains on the Clift cheer and Sam is dismayed.
Gwen: "My turn then".
She gives Trent a quick kiss on the lips before running and jumping off the Clift.
(Back at the spa hotel, Jo is clearly getting winded from pushing the villains back and forth.)
Jo: "I haven't been this tired since I ran that septathlon!"
Courtney: (Running back, leaping into the cart.) "It doesn't fit! C'mon, let's go!"
Jo is panting.
Courtney (Annoyed): "Hurry up".
Jo (angry): "Don't push my buttons bossy girl.
Lindsay is pushing Gwen but is struggling still.
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "This game is too hard"!
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Jo is moving the cart but is doing so slowly. Lindsay and Gwen drive past them.
(At the spa hotel)
Gwen's key doesn't work.
Gwen: "Darn it doesn't work".
Jo and Courtney arrive.
Heather jumps in the water. She evades sharks and gets on the carriage. An exhausted Jo moves.
Trent looking down concerned.
Gwen and Lindsay arrive.
Zoey: "All up to me now".
Mike: "Good luck. Not that you need it".
Zoey smiles and jumps in the water
Zoey gets on the carriage.
Jo is pushing slowly.
Heather (mad): "Hey! Move faster".
Jo (mad): "Watch it old villain"?
Heather:" Old? This old villains can beat your ass".
Jo (Scoffs): "In your dreams".
Back on the Clift.
Trent: "We're in trouble".
Gwen: "We got this". She says smiling Trent".
Duncan: "Go be love bird somewhere else". He says mockingly, earning him a glare from the couple.
Gwen: "Why don't you be an idiot somewhere else"?
Duncan: "Why don't you be spineless somewhere else"?
Trent: "Hey"! (He snaps.) "She's not spineless".
Duncan: "Oh look. lover boy guitarist trying to act tough".
Trent: "I'm not as weak as I look and you're not as strong as you act".
Duncan (more mad): "Come over here and say that to my face".
Trent: "You're not worth getting into a fight with".
Duncan: "A weak coward as always. Just keep quiet and let your girlfriend smash you.
Trent and Gwen glare at him with Duncan glaring back.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Treating those two losers the way they deserve.
Trent: "He is such a pathetic jerk.
Gwen: "Jerk". (She then smiles somewhat seductively.) "But I am going to smash Trent in the spa hotel and hopefully other places". She lets out a chuckle.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(At the spa hotel.)
Heather's key does not fit.
Heather (Annoyed): Uh. Loser key.
(At the spa hotel)
Zoey's key does not fit.
Zoey (dismayed): "No, we're going to lose".
Lindsay frowns. The rest of the villains groan.
Chris: "The Heroes cannot win this challenge unless Scott can't get the right key.
Scott looks horrified.
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "I don't want to do this". He squeals.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Heather and an exhausted Jo arrive.
Back at the cliff, Scott is clinging in fear to a rock, while Lightning tries to pull him off.
Duncan: "It's your turn man.
Scott: (Shrieking) "Never!"
Lightning: "You will do it!" (Tugging harder.)
Lindsay and Zoey are arriving back.
Chris: "Ok, if Scott does not get in the water by the time Lindsay and Zoey get back, then it's a draw, which will force a tiebreaker.
The Heroes on the clift (at the same time): "COME ON LINDSAY". They scream.
The other villains grab Scott. They pull Scott free and he falls into the water screaming.
Chris: "Scott makes it on time".
The Heroes groan.
Scott sees the key and takes it. He emerges and sees Fang and the other sharks coming, with Fang having an evil smile. He screams and swims as fast as he can out of the water, and then sighs in relief.
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "I did it. I'm alive".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Trent: "Glad he made it out alive".
At that moment, Jo enters again, this time pushing Scott.
Scott walks up to the steps, slips his key into the lock, and it opens the door.
Scott: "Yes!"
Jo: (Sighing in relief) "Finally!"
Chris: (Flies in on his jetpack) "The door is open! The Vultures win!" (Zoey, Gwen, Lindsay and Trent groan in disappointment.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Losing the first challenge is rough".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
With Gwen and Trent.
Trent: "So who do we go for"?
Gwen: "I know Lindsay was slow but she tried her best. Sam lost the key and got disqualified. Let's go for him".
Trent: "Sure".
Gwen (smiles): 'You looked hot in the water. I wish your shirt was off".
Trent blushes.
Gwen gives him a passionate kiss on the lips.
With Mike, Zoey and Cameron.
Zoey: "What do you two want to do"?
Cameron: "Lindsay was super slow".
Mike: "She was a liability. However, Sam could not get the key which got him disqualified.
Zoey: "We're not close with Sam but I'm hesitant to get out one of our original cast members. Gwen and Trent are a strong duo.
Mike: "Yea but Gwen seems more focused on sleeping with Trent than the game".
Cameron: "This is surprisingly not easy".
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: "I can't believe how difficult this decision is coming down to".
Zoey: "This is not easy but the three of us need to stick together".
Mike: "I don't know what we're going to do".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
With Sam and Cody.
Sam: "Us nerds got to stick together".
Cody: "I agree".
Sam: "Let's get Lindsay. She was so slow".
Cody (sighs): "But she tried her best and she's so nice".
Sam: "Then who else? You're not going to go for Gwen and Trent".
Cody: "You're not going to go for Mike, Zoey or Cameron. Cameron did win last season".
Sam: "I know. I'd prefer Lindsay".
Cody: "Ok, I'll think about her".
CONFESSIONAL:
Sam: "I think Cody and I got an alliance going. Nerds gotta stick together"
Cody: "This is tough. I like Sam and don't want him to go. However, I got stronger relationships to my original cast. He sighs. "I'm going back and forth".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(Fade out, fade back to the island at night; then we cut to the campfire pit. The Heroes are all sitting on the logs, with Gwen kissing Tent on the lips, Sam being fully recovered, and surprisingly the villains in some bleachers right behind them with a peanut logo on the front. Chris is standing behind the barrel at the front).
Chris: "Welcome to the first elimination ceremony! How do you like the new peanut gallery, eh? Now the winners can watch the opponents give someone the boot before they head to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner!"
The villains high-five. Courtney and Duncan fist bump.
Chris: "Before we start, I need one winner to volunteer for a special reward.
Lightning: (Slides over to Chris) "Ha, sha-Lightning!"
Chris: (Smirking) "Great! Your reward is spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry wild animals!"
Lightning: "Aw man! How is that a reward?"
Chris: (Holding up a McLean Invincibility Statue) "Because there's a McLean Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island! Find it, and you're golden."
Scott: (Growls in frustration) "Now he tells us.."
Chris: (As Chef leads Lightning to the boat of losers) "This year, you get to vote by placing an x on the photo of the person you want to eliminate." (Pointing to the outhouse) "Now, get voting."
VOTING CONFESSIONALS:
Sam: (Crosses out Lindsay's photo.) "Sorry, you were too slow.
Mike: "I mean Sam was slow. (Crosses out a photo.)
Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)
Cameron: (Crosses out a photo.)
Cody: (Crosses out a photo.)
Trent: (Crosses out Sam's photo.)
Gwen: (Cross out a photo).
Lindsay: (Crosses out a photo.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: (Holding a tray of regular marshmallows) "Okay, the following people are safe for another day." (Flicks marshmallows at the named people) "Cameron , Zoey, Mike, Cody, Gwen & Trent." (Gwen catches her marshmallow as she is kissing Trent on the lips, while Trent's marshmallow hits his head.) "Lindsay you're on the chopping block for being too slow, and Dam you're on the chopping block for losing your key."
Chris: "And with six votes, the loser is.." (The camera zooms to Sam and Lindsay, both of whom are nervous.) "Sam!" (Tosses the last marshmallow to Lindsay, who is relieved.)
Sam groans and Dakota frowns.
Trent: (Looks at him sympathetically): "Sorry".
Gwen then goes back to kissing Trent's lips.
Duncan (annoyed): "The next Bridgette and Geoff but cringe".
Courtney: "I'll say".
Sam: "That means I have to take the hurl of shame again!"
Chris: (Grinning maliciously) "Nope! This year, we've got a brand new elimination device! You'll love it!"
(We then cut to a giant toilet at the end of the Dock of Shame; Sam is sitting inside it, while Chris and the heroes stand in front of it).
Chris: "Behold, the Flush of Shame! -patent pending!"
Heroes: (Disgusted) "Ewww!"
Chris: "So, any final words?"
Lindsay: "See you guys and win this Dakota babe".
Dakota (Sad): "I will babe".
Chris pushes a button on a remote control. Sam screams as he is flushed down the toilet. Then a wave of toilet water washes everyone except Chris, who has an umbrella. .Gwen is passionately kissing Trent on the lips so they don't notice what happened.
Chris: (Giggles, tossing the umbrella aside) "Who will be flushed into the history books next, find out when we return next week, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End Credits)
Notes:
1. Trent is replacing Alejandro and looking for redemption.
2. Gwen broke up with Duncan prior to this season in this version so she's not a Villain. This also means Courtney does not hate Gwen, but they are still not friends and Gwen still wants to be friends.
3. Courtney is a villain this time.
4. I had Sierra on the Villains team because of the Plane incident in WT.
5. Gwen is back with Trent in this version.