"Talk"
'Thought'
"- And like that, once we saw the fake Patty getting attacked by some Demon, we came bursting in, all awesome like and saved the day, cause we're nice like that."
Ruby stood before Yang, Dante, who was holding onto Bianca, and Phantom, who was lazily lying on the couch and probably napping, the only one not caring about the dramatic story the Legendary Devil Huntress was telling.
"Sounds like you two had a lot of fun."
Unlike the Magma Arachnid, Yang was listening to the story of how her Lil Sis and Husband saved the day again
"We did, though due to unforeseen circumstances, we have to look after the Little Princess for a little bit longer."
Dante let out an exhausted sigh, as he took a moment to look away from his daughter, who was trying to stand on his lap, and glance at both the blonde child and the fallen snow angel, who seemed to get along very well.
"I'm thinking we should decorate this entire building, to make it more welcoming for the customers."
Patty was in the middle of discussing with the Ice Empress about changing the look of the building, so that it could look nicer and pretty
"I totally agree with you, unfortunately, Dante won't allow me to do so..."
Weiss agrees with her idea, although she can't accept it because of her team leader.
"Man, that Dante guy is such a jerk!"
Patty let out a huff and crossed her arms in annoyance
"Yeah, he is..."
Weiss nods, then gives a grumpy expression. The Son of Sparda throws his head back and groans.
'God there's two of them now...'
Dante already imagines the many horrors of having two people telling him to clean up and act more professionally.
"... Anyway, yeah, after that, we were paid a little extra for doing such good work, did a little celebration at a nearby ice cream bar place, and came home, it was a fun time."
Ruby then quickly finished her story about her mission, as she sat in her chair, wearing a satisfied expression, and eating a bowl of strawberry ice cream with chocolate chip cookie crumbs.
"I bet, hm."
Yang, once she heard about their mission, couldn't help but rub her chin and get into deep thought, which caught both Demonic Humans' attention
"What's wrong Babe?"
Dante usually gets worried whenever his wife wears an expression that doesn't match her punny personality.
"When was the last time since I was on a mission?"
When Yang finished thinking deeply, she couldn't help but ask; looking at the two who looked back with surprised faces.
"Oh, um, I guess almost an entire year, since you were pregnant during that time, plus with a few months of resting and taking care of your baby, why do you ask?"
Ruby answered her big sister's question with a confused tone, clearly not understanding why she would ask that, but once the question was answered, the famous flame brawler started to hum and think again
"Hmmm... Weiss! Do You Mind Babysitting Bianca For The Entire Day?!"
Once Yang seemed to have made up her mind about something, she quickly looked and suddenly asked her teammate for a favor, which made the Ice Empress gasp.
"Of course I will, I'll be sure that me and your daughter will be safe and have a lot of fun!~"
Weiss immediately accepted, if she ever had a real weakness, it would be super-cute things, to which she would go far and do anything to just play and spend time with them
"Oh! We should take the baby shopping and buy her cute dresses!~"
Patty was the same way. She was equally excited to spend time with the baby demon and gave activity suggestions on what they could do. The Ice Empress instantly agreed.
"Yes! Great Idea!~"
Weiss and Patty continued to talk to one another and planned out the many things they'd do together with Bianca, which made someone like Ruby and Dante worry even more
"Oh my God, why?..."
Dante laid his head back and already imagined the many expensive things those two would buy for his daughter.
"Yeah, why?! Do You Not Understand How Much Weiss Spoils Cute Animals And Children?!"
As her girlfriend, Ruby understood her Schnee intentions, and how insane and scary they were
"It's one of her best qualities that keeps me from hating you Mortals."
Phantom voiced his opinion, which did not help the two Legendary Devil Hunters' argument, though oddly enough, the Famed Flame Brawler didn't seem bothered, or didn't care enough about what she was told, as she stood up from the couch and did some light stretching
"A small price to pay for what I need to do~"
Yang then slammed her fists together, as she was suddenly surrounded by fire, and her house mom clothes were replaced with a yellow/orange coat and pants, while having a brown vest, gloves, and boots as add-ons.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Are you sure you're ready to go back in?"
Dante suddenly wore a concerned expression as he quickly stood up from the couch, holding his daughter in his arms as he got up.
"I don't see why not, I don't have a big belly to slow me down, nor do I have any of those injuries after giving birth to Bianca."
Yang did some practice jabs and punches/kicks in the air, testing to see if she still remembered her moves and skills in fighting.
"Besides, I need to get back out there, being a full time Mom is fun and all, and I would never give it up for the world."
Yang, after realizing that she still had the moves, faced both her husband and daughter with a warm smile
"But settling down is not my thing, I need to move around, I need to fight, and I need adventure~"
Yang then hugs her husband, while also giving her baby girl some loving head rubs
"If I didn't, I wouldn't be the same person you loved and married~..."
Yang then gave the Demonic Human a loving gentle kiss on the lips, to which he returned and held her back
"... Just don't push yourself if you're not ready..."
Dante let out a sigh and gave no objections; this made his Satanic Wife teasingly punch his shoulder.
"Don't worry, I ain't no Dead Weight~"
Yang chuckles as she pulls away and begins to walk around the room, putting her hands behind her head and starting to think
"Now then, all I need is a mission to get my mojo back."
Though before Yang could think of a way to find a Demon Hunting job, she, along with everyone else in the room, heard a knock on the door, which caught everyone's attention and made them look at the door
"Welcome~"
Patty quickly went up to the door and greeted them with a happy and welcoming smile.
"Oh? Did you guys get another mascot for your business?"
What stood at the door was a certain and particular lady who was more or less still wearing the same things from DMC3, though maybe a few fresher clothes and pouches. The Lava Scorpion would've flipped her off if he had fingers.
"Ah, Lady, it is quite a pleasure to meet you again."
Weiss walks up to them, and stands by the Blonde Child
"Oh God, now there's three of them now..."
Dante rubbed his eyes as he felt a headache coming on, caused by those two adding a third.
"Also, to answer your question, no, Patty is just a guest for now until we find out what to do with her."
Weiss also explained the reason why the Blonde Child is staying with them, as she pulls her and holds her from the side
"Mhm!~ And I help around the shop in the meantime!~"
Patty wanted to sound inclusive and not be a burden to everyone
"Really now? I guess that makes you more dependable and hard working than Dante, good job~"
Lady smiles as she pets the blonde child with a proud and smug expression. The red-coated devil thinks about shooting himself so he won't hear the nagging trio and their insults.
"Um, not to sound rude, but why are you here? You don't really visit here anymore, unless we invite you to a celebration-
"-Or come here to give me another shit job..."
Ruby was about to ask why Lady had come, though the question had already been answered thanks to Dante, who simply sat back on his couch and allowed his daughter to relax in his lap
"Heh, rude as always."
Lady chuckled as she walked up to them
"Why do you even keep asking me, didn't I already pay you back for everything I owe?"
Dante complained, clearly not wanting to do anything for his friend who was standing before him
"Technically Weiss paid me, and while she did convince me to forgive your money debt, you still owe me a few favors."
Lady crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes at the lazy Son of Sparda
"Besides, with this job that involves both Devil and some weird Motorcycle racing, I thought you would be-"
Before Lady could either find a way to convince the Legendary Devil Hunter to accept the job or force him, she was quickly interrupted by the Famed Flame Brawler, who got up on her face, startling her.
"DEVIL'S AND MOTORCYCLE RACING?!"
Yang had excited and twinkling stars in her eyes
"U-Um yes?"
Lady didn't know how to respond to this, but she seemed to have said the right things to Dante's wife, judging by her excited jumps and fist pumps in the air
"Hell Yeah! My Golden Opportunity Has Been Given To Me On A Silver Plate!~"
Yang wore a very happy and determined smile, no doubt she was very ready to get some sweet action.
"Not Only To Kick Some Demonic Ass, But Finally Whip Out My 'Red Wasp' And Give It Some Real Action!~"
After Yang calmed down, she wasted no time getting ready for her first mission in a long time, and ran out of the room, though not without giving her little devil Bianca a kiss and a laugh.
"God damn it... I guess I'll accept your stupid job..."
Dante couldn't help but sigh at what had just happened, now feeling as if he no longer had a reason to say no, so the Ice Empress walked up to him and carefully took his daughter from his lap
"Don't worry Dante, I'll be sure to take good care of Bianca~"
Weiss smiles happily as she quickly nuzzles the Devil Baby, playing.
"And I'll make sure Weiss doesn't do anything weird to Bianca again."
Ruby whispered and reassured the Red Coat Devil, who nodded and accepted the small kindness and comfort that he was given by the only person who sympathized with him.
"... So... what's the 'Red Wasp'?"
After a moment of silence, Lady couldn't help but ask a question, which made both of the Legendary Devil Hunters chuckle, as if it was some type of inside joke, which only confused the Full-Human Female even more... Meanwhile, at some kind of abandoned, or close, gas station, we see a bunch of men and women biker's gathered around the entire area, a few were dancing to some rock and roll music, others were just goofing around and having fun, while the rest just stood around and had some beers, maybe even talk a little about life, either way, everyone seemed to be having fun and doing their own thing, though all that stopped when everyone heard a loud thundering noise, everybody turned around to see where it was coming from, to which they were quickly met with a certain long-haired blonde, that wore some silver shades over her purple eyes, and came riding in with some type of expensive handmade red and black motorcycle, that purred and roared like a dragon, she drove and stopped at the center of everyone, who couldn't help but admire, or be extremely jealous of what they were seeing, the Famed Flame Brawler then got off her seat and leaned on her ride, lifting up her shades and wore a happy smirk.
"So? Did someone call for a, 'Supernatural', problem?~"
Yang crossed her arms and explained her purpose of being here, which was enough for most people to whisper and talk amongst themselves about this blonde chick who had come out of nowhere and claimed to be some kind of mystical professional. Though while many talked, only one responded to her, which caught her attention, and she noticed the words "Devil Nests" on his black jacket, which made her chuckle.
"Oh? Are you the 'Devil' they hired me to, 'Yang Up'?~"
Yang already introduced herself to the Human Male with a pun, which made everyone in the area groan for how bad it was
"Don't tell me that you're the Devil Hunter I was told about."
A human male walked up and stood a few feet away from the famed flame brawler. The man could be considered well-built and fit, with a nice bad-boy look, though not on par with a few top-tier fighters, he definitely wasn't a slouch.
"The one and only Pretty Boy~"
Yang winks at the Biker Man and teases/flirts playfully with him.
"Ughhhh, I don't believe it, I was told a professional would be here to solve my demon problem, not some Dumb Blonde Broad!"
The Pretty Boy didn't seem happy in the slightest, not only did he, at least in his point of view, see this Blonde Chick as nothing more than a "Dumb Blonde", he couldn't help but feel like no one would ever take him seriously with his situation.
"Hey, I might have been out of business for a while, but I'm still the real deal~"
Yang playfully pouts, though she is not offended at all, which some would consider very mature of her, if people knew how she used to be.
"No! Forget It! I Was Told A Pro, And I Want A Pro, Not Whatever, 'THIS', Is!"
The bad boy waved her off and began to walk away, clearly not wanting to deal with anyone who wasn't going to be any help. He would rather move on and just go home.
"Well then, how about a race then?~"
Yang, after being told off, decided to go with her alternate plan/reason on why she was there, which made the Leader pause in his walk.
"If you win, I'll leave without hesitation, maybe a kiss on the cheeks as a way to make up for wasting your time~"
Yang wore a big excited smirk, trying to sweeten the deal and get his attention even more.
"Though if I win, you will tell everything you know about this 'Demon' situation you seem to be having~..."
Yang wore narrow eyes, even though she wanted to have fun, she still wanted everyone to know how seriously she took her job and how important it was to her
"... What's your name Blondie?"
The biker turned his head and glared at the blonde chick
"I'll tell you mind, if you tell me yours first, Pretty Boy~"
Yang leaned back and wore a relaxed expression, as if she knew she had won the argument.
"It's Vincent, the leader of 'Devil Nests'."
The one known as Vincent faced the Famed Flame Brawler, now having his full attention
"And I'm Yang Xiao Long, but I like to go by 'The Hellish Dragon' these days~"
Yang crossed her arms, trying to be cool and stylish, still wanting to regain some of her lost awesomeness.
"Hmph, well then, 'Hellish Dragon', I accept your challenge of 'Motorcycle Racing', in the name of my Brother."
After Vincent accepted the challenging task of starting a war with the so-called "Hellish Dragon", he turned around and walked away, not doubting to prepare for the big race he was about to have, all the while leaving the Blonde Chick behind, who just continued to smirk and lower her silver shades over her secretly glowing red excited eyes.
"Hehe~..."
It took about around a hour to set up the whole 'Motorcycle Race', but once everything was said and done, we see both Yang and Vincent, who were on their rides, waiting behind a starting line and had a Skimpy Biker Woman stand before the two, holding some flags and started to talk to them
"Your goals are to go through this bridge and back, the first one to cross the finish line will be declared the winner, any form of cheating will not be accepted and will count as an instant loss, does anyone have a question before we start?"
The Starter Lady quickly explained the rules and goals of this race, and after making sure both riders understood what was said, she was able to finally start the whole thing.
"On Your Mark! Get Set! GOOOOO!"
The Skimpy Biker Woman raised both flags, and then dramatically brought them down to the ground, signaling the two that the race had finally begun. They wasted no time revving up and speeding off, passing the Starter Lady in their wake. Both motorcycle riders sped down the road and onto the bridge at a breakneck pace, well past the speed limit, but luckily, there were no cops nearby.
'Damn It! So her ride isn't for show.'
Vincent glared in the rearview mirror, realizing that the motorcycle the blonde chick was riding, which was named "The Red Wasp", wasn't a piece of junk and was getting closer to him, and would soon pass him.
'She's clearly no pushover, though I didn't think I would have to use my secret weapon so early...'
Vincent wasted no time opening a secret button and quickly pushed down on it, which activated boosters and he went straight ahead with such insanity, giving the Hellish Dragon no chance to catch up
"I Will Never Allow You To Beat Me! I SWEAR ON MY BROTHERS LEGACY!"
Vincent yelled back at his racing opponent and was slowly getting further away, only responding with a chuckle and a gentle headshake. The famed flame brawler.
"I don't mind giving you a head start~..."
Yang then jumped up from her seat, narrowly avoiding a claw attack from a Demon Grunt. She instantly summoned her Satanic Celica before landing on her motorcycle's handlebars with both hands. Basically, she was doing a 'Handstand' while still riding her ride.
"Hello~ It's been a while, hasn't it?~"
Yang wore an innocent smile as she greeted her evil Devil that was on her seat. The demon growled and tried to pounce towards her, claws out and ready to kill. The Blonde Chick casually countered with a Shotgun Kick to the head, knocking it off and killing it instantly. Unfortunately, or fortunately, for her, once one went down, a few dozen more from above came out and all tried to kill her. She just let out a joyful laugh as she began kicking them all from the air. Not letting a single one get close to her. Though if one did get lucky enough, they were instantly met with a choke hold, performed by both of her thighs grabbing and then crushing their heads. Blood splattered everywhere and the Hellish Dragon couldn't help but feel so good about herself. No doubt missing the feeling of just letting loose and having fun with these Demonic Monsters.
"Hmmm~ Huh?"
Though before Yang could continue with her fun, and kicking more Devil's out of the air, she quickly noticed some type of Hell Hounds running by her Red Wasp and slowly gets ever closer to her side, this only made the Famed Flame Brawler smirk, she quickly used one of her hands to grabbed and pull out the left handle of her motorcycle, before quickly aiming her Terminator Shotgun at the HellHound that just jumped at her, and quickly blasted its chest away
"Hasta La Vista, Baby~..."
Yang let out a satisfied smirk, before continuing to kick away and shoot any Demons that got near her. It was almost like she was break-dancing on top of her ride. No one was spared, and none of them were shown any mercy. While she was killing many enemies that approached her, she couldn't help but look ahead and see a certain big and fast Demonic Creature zooming by and getting closer to the Biker she was racing.
"Oooh no, not on my watch Speed Demon~"
Once Yang realized that she needed to be a bit serious, she wasted no time in fighting the demons around her. After one more headshot and one last split kick, she quickly got back on her Red Wasp and used a bit of her Demonic Energy to boost herself up and speed towards the boss devil that was going to kill the pretty boy, who barely noticed its presence.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
Vincent couldn't help but freak out and watch the Devil reach out its claw and try to crush the Human Male, the Hellish Dragon saw this and quickly pulled back her motorcycle and shot out her front wheel at the Devil, which hit its back and exploded like a missile, which was enough to make it scream in pain and fall over, hitting the ground hard. Though doing this made the Biker wobble on his motorcycle and begin to lose his balance, though before he could completely fall over, the Famed Flame Brawler, after having her front wheel replaced, managed to catch up and help him regain his footing. Which made him look at the Blonde Chick in shock.
"Do you still think I'm a Dumb Broad?~"
Yang gave the Motorcycle Leader a smug expression, who could only look at her with stunned silence, though their moment of looking at each other was quickly interrupted by the ground shaking beneath them, the two looked back to see the Devil, in its full-on monster mode, quickly chasing and roaring at them. The demon had murderous intentions, and the Hellish Dragon responded by pressing a button, which opened up something in the back of the Red Wasp and started spraying out a rainbow-colored Liquid Dust that covered the entire road behind them. Whenever the Demonic Creature stepped on it, it either caught on fire, got covered in ice, or got electrocuted, etc. This made the Pretty Boy even more terrified, and the Blonde Chick thoughtfully leaned forward and fired another Wheel Missile from the back wheel, which instantly got replaced by a flying tire. The tire was about to hit the target, but it quickly smashed it away and hit the bridge, which exploded and shook the bridge.
"UGHHHH!... Fine, I needed to upgrade my ride anyway..."
Yang sigh and shook her head, as she used one hand to pick up the Biker and put him in the back of his own motorcycle, as she quickly hopped on and took over, she then reached over her Red Wasp and pressed onto to another button, shooting out some Grabble Wires from the back and stabbed into the Demonic Creature, who lets out a loud roar in agony, once they in its chest, the Motorcycle then pulled itself in and slammed itself with the Devil, making it fall over and hit the roar hard, the Famed Flame Brawler pulled out her keys and press a button, and after a simple car beep and small red flash of light, the entire vehicle exploded with the same force of a mini nuclear bomb, which resulted in destroying the entire bridge, the Biker yells in fear as the falling ground behind them was starting to fall apart and was very close in dropping them, though the one driving the motorcycle didn't look concerned, as she used her thumb to press into the button on the handle, which activated the Boosters and quickly shot forward with enough speed to both outrun the falling bridged and into safety, and once they were safe, the Hellish Dragon did a harsh yet complete stop, and then look back at the destruction behind them
"Oof, there goes my yearly allowance from Weiss..."
Yang rubs the back of her head as she tries to think of some excuse that won't end up with Weiss yelling at her and not giving her any money. However, her thoughts are interrupted by the sound of vomiting, which makes the Blonde Chick look back and see the Biker Dude throwing up and recovering. She only gives the person a comforting and soothing back.
"Feeling better yet Buddy?"
When Yang patted his back, after the Pretty Boy had finished, he coughed slightly and wiped his mouth clean.
"... Thank you, for avenging my brother..."
Vincent thanked his savior properly, earning him a gentle and comforting pat on the shoulder.
"I'm glad I can help."
Yang gave him a sweet and warm smile, which he also returned
"Now then, are you feeling better enough to drive this Beautiful Girl home, or are you gonna continue being the damsel in distress?~"
Yang decided to tease him and lighten the mood, which worked as the Biker let out a small chuckle as he got off the bike
"I think I'm done riding motorcycles for the day, you can use it to get yourself home."
Vincent stretched a bit as he took a moment to enjoy the feeling of standing on his own two feet
"You sure?"
Yang raised an eyebrow, wanting to make sure he was serious about letting her take it
"It's fine with me, and besides, when I get it back, you better be ready to finish our little race we had~"
Vincent wore a challenging smile, which made the Blonde Chick laugh and nod.
"Can't wait."
With all that said and done, both Yang and Vincent were about to turn and go their separate ways and leave the area, though before they could either walk/drive home, they were quickly stopped by the Boss Demon who came out of the ground, looking very injured and missing a few body parts. This made the two tense up as they barely had enough time to react to the Devil's roar and attack. Just as their claws were about to even touch the two, a single bullet came flying in out of nowhere and hit straight between the eyes of the Demonic Creature, making it fall backwards and fall onto the ground, dead and bleeding out. Vincent had fallen onto the ground again and looked around in shock and confusion. The Blonde Chick rubbed her face in slight shame.
"Fuck, I must be more rusty than I thought..."
Yang couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed for not finishing the demon she was assigned to kill. She looked up and saw someone behind her.
"THANK YOU BABE FOR THE SAVE!"
Yang was shouting and waving at Dante, who was on the other side of the broken bridge and was holding up a smoking gun barrel that seemed to belong to Ebony. He lowered his weapon and wore a slightly jealous expression.
'Damn, I missed...'
Yang's new and approve motorcycle, which is now named 'Red Wasp', also while it's not like Cavaliere, it does have it's own special features, hehe~
(I might change some features in the future)
/Red Wasp Special Features\
1. "Handle Blade": On the right handle of the motorcycle, it can be pulled out and be used as a sword.
2. "Left Handle Shotgun": On the left handle of the motorcycle, it can be pulled out and be used as a Terminator 2 shotgun.
3. "Spiked Wheels": The wheels can sprout out a bunch of spikes, which helps her climb up walls.
4. "Wheels Launcher": Her big wheels can be shot out like a rolling missile, and then be replaced with another, though she can only do this 2 time.
5. "Boosters": If she adds in a little bit more of her demonic power, she can make the Motorcycle go even faster.
6. "Grapple/Powerline": Her motorcycle can shoot out hard metal wires, which can help her climb, cross over canyon or pull something towards her direction.
7. "Slick": Special DUST that was turn into liquid, thanks to Weiss, and she can release it from the back of her motorcycle, to either slow down or stop enemies behind her.
8. "Demon Energy": Her motorcycle can only be turned on, or move, with Demonic power.
9. "Motor Trigger": If Yang turns Devil Trigger, not only will she change, but her ride will match and copy her powers, though it will greatly damage the vehicle.
10. "Self Destruct": If need be, understand extreme circumstances, she can activate her motorcycle to explode in 10 Seconds, the blast radius is like a mini nuke.