Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 24
Unfair Science Fair - Part 2
Phineas and Ferb headed to the mall. They saw Baljeet at the science fair with the portal to Mars.
"Wow, Baljeet, you already set up," Phineas said, impressed.
"I have been here since midnight waiting for everyone," Baljeet said. "I can't stop smiling. I have cramps in my cheeks."
"Here, let me help you." Phineas shook Baljeet's cheeks until the cramps faded. "There you go, buddy."
Baljeet sighed with relief. "Now I'll just hang out here and 'be cool' until my teacher gets here." Baljeet's wide smile returned. "Oh no, it's happening again."
Meanwhile, Candace was watching Jeremy through her binoculars. He was making a corn dog.
"Oh yeah," she smiled. "No one makes a corn dog like you."
"Hey, Candace," Jeremy said. "Nice binoculars."
Candace laughed nervously. "Yep, these are definitely working. I just bought these from my dad and was, you know, making sure they work. You can see really far away or really up close."
Candace got distracted by the help wanted sign. Jeremy noticed this.
"Hey, you should apply," he suggested. "We could work together."
"You mean side by side?" Candace asked. "I would…"
Before Candace could finish that statement, a girl around Candace's age got in front of her. Her name was Wendy. She had short, black hair with a blue headband over it. She wore a blue shirt, blue overalls, basically everything she wore was blue.
"Hi, I'm really motivated," she said. "Like, really positive, really high energy, and would like to apply for the job."
"Excuse me," Candace said. "I'd also like to apply for the job."
"Well, ladies, I'm afraid I only have one opening," the manager said. "How about a competition to see who gets the job?"
"Sounds great," Wendy said as she offered her fist to Candace. "Good luck." Candace tried to fist-bump, but Wendy moved it away. "Too slow. I think I'll call you Molasses."
"Well, I think I'll call you… slower than molasses," Candace said. "This isn't part of the competition, is it?"
Perry found Doof driving into a parking garage. He quickly flew over to Doof's truck on a jetpack and climbed in through the open window.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus," Doof said. "Welcome to my Truck of Doom." He pushed a button, causing Perry to get trapped in a baby seat. "I suppose you're wondering why I'm wearing lederhosen. I got the legs for it. Anyway, it'll all be come clear soon enough."
"Hey, move it!" a voice from behind shouted.
Doof looked out the window and stared at the driver behind him.
"Look, wise guy!" he shouted before realizing it wasn't a guy. He turned back to Perry, embarrassed. "Her voice was so masculine and growly. I thought she was a man."
Doof turned back to see the woman staring right at him. He tried to shut the window, but she was able to stop it by just grabbing it. She then brought out her fist.
Doof kept driving. Now he had a black eye.
"Not one word," was all he said.
Doof reached his destination, the science fair. Many Elementary School kids were in line with their respective projects.
"Great, a line," he said before noticing the kid in front of him. The kid was holding what looked like a model of a planet. "Brother, what is that? A model of Pluto? You know that planet doesn't exist anymore, right?"
That's when a guy around Doof's age approached him.
"Thanks for holding my model, brother," he said. "Now, what was it you were saying about Pluto?"
"I was saying, uh…" Doof realized he made a huge mistake, but by then it was too late.
Before he knew it, Doof had a second black eye.
"You might be wondering why I'm putting myself through all this," Doof said to Perry. "When I was young, I entered a science fair with my very first inator. I wasn't very clever with names yet, it was just, you know, 'Inator'. Just as I was about to demonstrate my invention to the judges, a kid with a baking soda volcano stole the show. The next year, I tried again with my even bigger Inator, and again, my thunder was stolen by a baking soda volcano. I had enough of science. I decided to devote my life to poetry, yet curiously, I still lost to a baking soda volcano. Never again!" Doof removed a tarp to reveal a big volcano. "Behold, the world's large baking soda volcano! I mean, it's gotta be the biggest one here, right? I'm confident I'm gonna win."
"Next!" the runner of the fair called.
"That's me," Doof said.
Doof approached the runner with his volcano.
"Aren't you a little young to be entering this science fair?" the runner asked.
"No, what makes you think that?" Doof reacted. "Look at me, I'm wearing lederhosen."
The runner looked at Doof skeptically. "Alright, go ahead."
"See, I know what I'm doing," Doof whispered to Perry.
"Hi, Mr. McGillicuddy!" Baljeet greeted his teacher.
"Well, I see you built yourself a prototype," said Mr. McGillicuddy. "But the question still remains? Does it work?"
"Of course it works," Phineas said. "Baljeet, fire it up."
The boys put on some sunglasses as Baljeet pulled the lever. On the other side of the portal, Mr. McGillicuddy saw Martians doing their own science fair.
Needless to say, Mr. McGillicuddy was beyond impressed.
"Baljeet, you just validated my entire career as an educator," he said. "You get an A-plus-plus-plus! I'm gonna get the judges!"
Mr. McGillicuddy gave Baljeet a piece of paper with the A-plus-plus-plus on it.
"Soon, I will show them the havoc created when an acid and a base combine!" Doof said. "But first, I gotta find an outlet. There's a nice little laser show that goes along with it."
Doof found an outlet that was being used. He quickly unplugged the other plug so he could plug his in.
Mr. McGillicuddy returned with the judges. He pulled the lever to activate the portal. Nothing happened.
He noticed the setting was on low. He thought turning it up to high would fix it. It didn't.
"Uno momento," he told the judges before running off.
"Who's up for corn dogs?" one of the judges asked.
The three judges walked off.
"I wonder what's wrong with the portal," Phineas said.
"No matter," said Baljeet. "I never cared about winning. I just wanted a good grade."
"Ah. Well, who's up for corn dogs?"
"Me!"
"Girls, your first job is to cover these dogs with ketchup and mustard," the manager told Candace and Wendy. "I'll be back in a bit to check your work."
The moment the manager was gone, the girls' smiles faded. They stared at each other like it was an old western duel.
They grabbed their containers and aggressively sprayed their dogs with ketchup and mustard.
After a while, it stopped spraying.
"No fair, I'm out of ketchup," Candace said before accidentally spraying Wendy. "Oops. Now I'm out of ketchup."
Wendy decided two could play at that game. She sprayed Candace with her mustard.
"Oops, now I'm out of mustard," she teased.
Candace sprayed Wendy with relish. "Now I'm out of relish."
Wendy grabbed a ranch container and crushed it with a tray. The ranch sprayed all over Candace.
Candace threw pickles in Wendy's eyes.
Mr. McGillicuddy continued trying to turn on the portal. He realized it was unplugged.
Perry managed to get out of the carseat, at the cost of all the hair on his lower half.
Doof slowly poured some vinegar from a large bottle into the volcano.
Unfortunately for him, Perry tackled him, resulting in him spilling Vinegar all over himself.
"Ew, gross," he whined. "I smell like salad."
Mr. McGillicuddy realized the portal wasn't plugged in. He noticed a nearby high voltage outlet. He plugged the portal into that outlet.
Mr. McGillicuddy opened the portal.
Doof slipped and fell into the volcano. It started to shake and swell. Doof knew where this was going.
"Say goodbye to this pair of lederhosen," he said to himself.
The volcano exploded, sending Doof flying.
Fortunately for him, he got caught in a beam that kept him still.
Unfortunately, that beam sucked him into a portal.
The judges returned right as the portal disappeared.
"Now what was it you wanted to show us?" one asked.
"It was just here," said Mr. McGillicuddy.
"Come on, let's find a real winner."
"But it, but it, but it."
A little girl wearing a backpack with four mechanical arms arrived at the scene.
"Excuse me," she said. "Am I too late to enter?"
"Are those mechanical arms?" asked a judge.
"Why yes. I used them to build this baking soda volcano."
"A baking soda volcano? Cool. First prize."
The manager returned to see the mess the girls were in.
"Given how you used most of the condiments to dress yourselves, neither of you get the job," he said.
"Snail, I'll call you snail!" Candace said to Wendy.
"Good one," Wendy admitted.
Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Baljeet were enjoying some corn dogs.
"I can't believe you built a portal to Mars and didn't use it," Isabella said.
"Oh we did," Phineas replied.
"But that's another story," Ferb added.
That's when Perry arrived.
"Oh look," Phineas said before singing aloud, "There's Perry."
Doof found himself on Mars, surrounded by Martians.
"Where am I? What is this?" he wondered. One of the Martians approached him with a crown. "Oh, you're going to make me your king? Okay, if you must."
Unfortunately, the Martians were actually giving the crown to a nearby baking soda volcano. Doof was beyond livid.
"Oh, come on!" he screamed.
A.N.
Two more chapters, and Season 1 will finally be over.
Anyway, this episode was switched up a bit. Mainly, the events of Candace becoming the queen of Mars was the first part, while the science fair was the second part unlike this version, instead of the other way around, like canon. It's a very simple reason. This story explains the summer in chronological order, or at least my best attempt at one. Since the Mars stuff canonically takes place before the science fair stuff, it made sense to swap them.
This episode also showcases that Phineas and Ferb have grown quite a bit. Helping Baljeet with the portal was the first time they used their inventions for something selfless (One Good Scare, Bottom of Buford, and Traffic Cam Caper don't count because they had selfish reasons behind their selfless actions. In the former's case, Phineas wanted to get rid of Isabella's hiccups just so he wouldn't have to deal with them, in the middle's case, the boys were only helping Buford because they didn't want to put up with him crying, and in the latter's case, they wanted to prove that they weren't lying to their parents even if it was at the cost of helping Candace get them in trouble).
Anyway, not much else to say here, so since I'm here, I might as well mention some stuff from the other chapters I neglected to mention in those episodes.
Yes, I did change the name of the organization Perry works for from "Organization Without a Cool Acronym" to "Organization With Cool Animals". I felt it makes sense since it's an organization with animal agents, and it proves you can make a cool acronym out of OWCA, or at least try to.
And Comet Kermillian is the episode where Django realizes his crush on Ferb. The next chapter will put a bit more focus on that factor.
Also, to that guest who's demanding I give that Sherlock Holmes fic a good review, piss off. If you keep it up, all I'll do is delete your comments. You can report me to that random critic group and gather a bunch of toxic haters against me all you want, but it's not gonna do anything. I'll keep deleting your comments as I please, and I will keep my eyes away from anything related to Sherlock Holmes just to spite you.
And if you try to make an account to prevent me from deleting your comments, that still won't do anything. I will just block your account and do everything in my power to take it down, and if you make another account, I'll do the same thing with that one. It's not a winning battle, so it's best if you give up.
As for the rest of you, thanks for reading my stories and supporting me in any way that you can. I appreciate it.